rebirth double
Chapter 97
At noon, we went to the restaurant in the water center to eat a little bit.Because Liao Shaoze is an employee inside, the time for eating is only half an hour.Furthermore, the area that Liao Shaoze was in charge of had very few people, so he said that he was basically sitting on a high chair there, and had nothing else to do.
After all, people who come here are also here for surfing. If you really want to swim, you should go to a professional swimming pool.
While eating, Liao Shaoze suddenly picked up a few pieces of tofu for me and said, "You picky eater, keep silent."
I smiled at him, but the joints on my legs were painful.Speaking of which, since I woke up, my body has not been as good as before, and I tend to cramp easily.In fact, I also went to the hospital and asked the doctor. The doctor just said that I was lack of nutrition, but didn't say anything else.
But to be honest, after waking up and rehabilitating, I was running around and hiding, so I didn't pay so much attention to the doctor's orders.However, in the past month, it seems that the number of leg cramps has increased. Is it possible that I really need to buy some calcium tablets?
"Silence, what happened to your knee?"
When I heard Liao Shaoze's question, I immediately put my hand away: "It's okay, maybe there are mosquitoes."
Liao Shaoze looked at me suspiciously: "I see that you keep rubbing your knees, is it because of the cold water?"
The grandson also looked up at me: "I said silence, did you go to the Chinese acupuncture and moxibustion place I told you about last time?"
I lowered my head: "No, I don't have time to go."
Liao Shaoze asked: "Officer Sun, what's wrong with the silence?"
The grandson looked at me, and I winked at him to signal him not to say anything, but the grandson glanced at me: "It's not something to be ashamed of, it's a catastrophe, okay?"
"Is it hard to die?"
Now Liao Shaoze's expression changed, and I suddenly felt that if he knew that I had fucked someone else, he might be so scared that he would never talk to me again.
The grandson nodded: "Yeah, Shen Mo had a car accident when he was traveling in Hainan, and he was in a vegetable state for four years. Now it's only been two years since he recovered. He should have rested, but then... because... anyway, he followed him back and forth. Tang Yu..."
"Okay, okay, I survived, can we say something else, and let people not eat?" I interrupted my grandson abruptly, and Liao Shaoze suddenly put down his chopsticks: "Did you get hurt by Tang Yuchuan? "
I quickly waved my hand: "No, why did he harm me?"
The grandson was in a hurry: "Why is it not him? He didn't push you, and you were almost drowned? Didn't he push you to push the scar on your head? He won't give you a plane ticket, why are you going to Hainan?"
I took a deep breath: "Grandson!"
Seeing my face change, my grandson was silent for a while and added a piece of meat to me: "Aren't I worried about you? It's alright, alright, can't I stop talking? So what... do you have a knee pain?"
I know my grandson cares about me, but I actually don't want to get angry with him.I just feel that Liao Shaoze is here, so he shouldn't worry about these things.
I waved my hand and said, "It's okay, I'm just a little calcium deficient. I'll just buy some calcium tablets tomorrow."
"It's best to use food supplements."
Liao Shaoze said such a sentence suddenly, but I found that his eyes must be fixed on my hairline. I knew there was a scar there, so I stretched out my hand and pulled some of my hair down.
Liao Shaoze just looked at me like this, I felt weird in my heart, he suddenly asked me: "Did he often fight with you when you were doing well?"
I shook my head: "He didn't do it on purpose. The matter between me and him is a bit complicated, but it's not what you think. Besides, do you think I'm the kind of person who endures silently?"
Liao Shaoze didn't say anything now, he ate the rice in the bowl sullenly, then put a bowl of egg soup in front of me: "It's time, I have to go back."
After Liao Shaoze finished speaking, he threw the lunch box into the trash can at his feet, and Qu Meng suddenly hit his grandson, loudly.
The grandson looked at Qu Meng blankly, and I also looked at her blankly.
What's the situation?
Qu Meng said: "I'm talking about Xiao Luozi. Handsome Liao's expression changed just now. Why are you still talking?"
Sun Luote looked at Qu Meng aggrievedly, and said in a low voice, "I'm telling the truth, and when I said silence, what happened to his face?"
Qu Meng looked at the back of Liao Shaoze walking away, and suddenly said in a low voice: "Last last month, Sister Ning in our station divorced her husband, but the division of property in the divorce was troublesome. Her husband likes to gamble and owes money to her." A lot of debts. As a result, her husband was oppressed by loan sharks, and then blocked Ning Jie at the place where Ning Jie lived. It was scary."
I hurriedly asked: "Later, what does this have to do with Liao Shaoze?"
Qu Meng went on to say: "It happened that it was raining that day, and Sister Ning followed Liao Shaoze. After the night shift that day, Liao Shaoze sent Sister Ning and Liu Qing home. When they arrived at the gate of the community where Sister Ning lived, they were blocked by that group of people. Yes. Later, according to Liu Qing, Liao Shaoze saw that something was wrong at the time, and locked the door after he got out of the car. Liu Qing and Sister Ning called the police in the car, and then saw Liao Shaoze calling those people. Get up. Not to mention three hits by one person, Liao Shaoze finally grabbed Sister Ning’s husband and knelt in front of the car. The slap was so severe that Liu Qing said that she could hear the sound in the car. Later, she didn’t see Liao Shaoze being beaten by anyone. Revenge, and then Ning Jie divorced Shunli's husband. I heard that Liao Shaoze hired a lawyer. Her husband was miserable. He not only gambled but also took drugs, so he was directly arrested. Later, the stage said that the impact of this matter was not good, Originally, Sister Ning couldn't continue working, but guess what? Liao Shaoze went directly to the top to look for it, so Sister Ning could stay in the stage, so Sister Ning is very grateful to Liao Shaoze now."
I swallowed like I was listening to an audio novel, and asked tremblingly, "So...so?"
"So." Qu Meng took a sip of his drink and said, "So, grandson just told you about you and the Tang family. If you meet again in the future, I'm afraid Liao Shaoze will slap that person too."
I broke out in a cold sweat when I heard that, but my grandson smiled and said, "It's good to be brave. If he slaps Tang Yuchuan a few times, Li Xiao and I will definitely drag him to worship together."
I scolded: "Fuck you, don't make trouble!"
Qu Meng said again: "Come on, don't talk about that person, I don't think we can pass today, aren't that Tang Xia and that Mr. Shen in the swimming pool that Liao Shaoze is in charge of? Hey, do you think Liao Shaoze will get excited? drown them?"
"Eunuch?!"
I jumped up briefly, and the sound of fright changed.
Qu Meng smiled strangely and shook his head at me: "Silence, my sister-in-law will have to educate you now. I'm talking about Yan, and you're talking about eunuchs. Of course, Chinese characters are extensive and profound..."
"I, I'll go take a look!"
I drank a big mouthful of soup and was about to get up when my cell phone rang. I looked down and saw that it was a private message from Liao Shaoze on Weibo.
"Silence, actually... I found that you are much smarter than this person..."
I was just digesting what Liao Shaoze said, when a picture was sent over there, it was taken from a top-down angle, and I saw Silence's butt hitting so high, looking like he was about to suffocate in the water There is Tang Xia next to him.
I just -fuck-, how did this get shot, it's too...so ugly...poof...
Liao Shaoze said again: Silence, after watching it, do you think the funny faces you made are very beautiful?
I suppressed my laughter desperately, and Liao Shaoze sent another photo. This is his selfie, smiling like a star, but the back view is still silent... ass.
There is also a caption: I found that this is the most handsome photo of me in more than 20 years!
"puff!"
I couldn't bear it any longer, and sprayed it out all at once.The grandson snatched my mobile phone over: "What are you laughing at, I'll take a look, I'll take a look."
"Oh, I-fuck, hahaha...how is this kid so wicked! We didn't bring such personal attacks when we were in junior high school, hahaha, hey? Can you keep it? I have to let Li Xiao have a good time too !"
"What, show me too, I'll take a look." Qu Meng also became interested, and leaned over and wanted to post it on the phone: "Huh? This is... ass? Hahaha..."
What is this called, people cannot be judged by their appearance, and the sea cannot be measured?
I don't know why, but I had a great time playing all afternoon.
The grandson said that he wanted to have a good chat with Liao Shaoze in the evening, and I remembered the spicy crayfish I hadn't eaten for a long time, so I proposed to go.
Liao Shaoze got off work at 05:30 in the afternoon, and I saw that the time was almost up, so I followed my grandson and Qu Meng to the place where Liao Shaoze was in charge.
From a long distance, I saw Liao Shaoze sitting on a high seat, resting his chin in one hand, I don't know what he was thinking.
I walked over and pushed, and said with a smile, "Coach Liao, how does it feel to sit here?"
Only then did Liao Shaoze come back to his senses, he smiled at me and said, "Are you coming up for a seat too?"
I thought it was very strange, so I climbed up.
Not to mention, the view from above is really wide, and even the bottom of the 25-meter short pool can be seen clearly. I finally know how that photo was taken.
Shen Mo and Tang Xia were sitting on the distant shore, Shen Mo looked back at me from time to time.But he didn't tell Tang Yuchuan. I think he also considered Tang Yuchuan's physical condition, so he didn't say anything.Besides, Tang Yuchuan still doesn't know where he is.
I asked Liao Shaoze: "By the way, my grandson suggested to me to eat spicy crayfish at night. Can you eat spicy food?"
Liao Shaoze looked at me: "If you can eat it, you can eat it, but I don't think your body should eat such spicy food. Just now I googled some knowledge about vegetative people, and gave me two doctors and one nutritionist. A friend called. I don’t think you should eat it, and the ones outside are not clean. If you really want to eat it, I’ll make it for you. It’s delicious.”
I smiled: "Just eat this once, just eat less?"
"That's all you want to eat?"
I nodded, and Liao Shaoze sighed: "Well, let's go. I guess if you can't eat, you may be like my little nephew, yelling at the bed in the middle of the night, and you can't sleep well."
I was amused by him, and I went up and slapped his chest muscles: "Go away, you're called a bed, how do you talk?"
"Oh, did you hear it?"
I gave him a blank look: "Nonsense, I'm not deaf!"
Liao Shaoze nodded seriously, and said, "Well, you are not deaf, you are blind."
I froze: "Why am I blind?"
Liao Shaoze said: "I didn't learn biology well, and the eyesight of two-and-a-half-year-old children is usually not so good."
I was so angry: "We were in the same year, did we succeed in the same year!"
Liao Shaoze suddenly patted my forehead: "I mean IQ is two and a half years old."
I:"……"
Liao Shaoze seems to like to talk and hold me back. He looked at his phone, and then stood up: "Let's go, get off work!"
Liao Shaoze, my grandson and I went into the locker room, and after I took a shower, I saw Shen Mo and Tang Xia just like that, and the most fucking thing was... because of Lao Tzu Mao's cabinet and that Mu Mo's The distance is so close, but it is because Mao Laozi's cabinet is directly below Shen Mo!
Liao Shaoze didn't have any expression on his face, he was still smiling.I really want to ask, isn't there any vip here?
But the distance is too close, I can't ask.It's so weird to be wearing nothing on your body.
I don't know why, when Shen Mo looked at me, I blushed, and the corners of my mouth almost twitched.
Liao Shaoze touched me: "What are you looking at, put on quickly, it's very hot here."
I watched Shen Mo taking things out of the box, so I thought about waiting.Liao Shaoze took the key from my hand and said, "Excuse me, Mr. Shen, please let me go? We are in a hurry, sorry."
Silently stunned and took a step back, Liao Shaoze took out my shoulder sports bag: "Here."
I took out my underwear and looked back at the chair. Liao Shaoze spread his bath towel under me: "Sit on it and change, I said silence, I really doubt your quality of life for more than 20 years."
To be honest, Liao Shaoze's heart is really delicate, and he can think of everything.Seems like a detail-oriented person, the opposite of me.
After I put on my trousers, I wiped my body with a towel. Liao Shaoze had already dressed, so he took the towel hanging around my neck: "I'll help you wash the towel off."
"Huh? I can wash it myself, huh?"
Liao Shaoze ignored me and went into the bathroom. I quickly put on my shirt.I was about to leave with my bag on my back, but Shen Mo suddenly stood up and blocked me. He just looked at me straight and asked, "You and that person... are you..."
"I don't need you to ask me about it."
Shen Mo said: "That day Xiao Chuan came back in the middle of the night, and passed out as soon as he came back. Xiao Cheng said that he had been studying recipes at home for the past few days, Shen Mo, you can't..."
"I don't want to hear this. What I want to do has nothing to do with you. Also, please tell Tang Yuchuan not to show up at my work place to cause trouble for me again. Let's go first."
"Can……"
"Mr. Shen." Liao Shaoze suddenly appeared from behind me and said, "Although I don't know what happened between you and the Tang family and Shen Mo, I can guess a little from your face. Therefore I don't think you have any qualifications, saying something here is like forcing Shen Mo to make a choice, what do you think?"
"I……"
"As the saying goes, it is not advisable to help more and more busy, it is not advisable to substitute oneself, and it is even more taboo to force others to make things difficult. To be honest, I did not expect that the students brought out by the famous psychologist Professor Mei Lin would be such unprofessional counselors .”
Shen Mo's face suddenly became ugly, Tang Xia walked over, looked at Liao Shaoze and said, "Mr. Liao, I think Mo Mo is better than you in terms of professionalism."
Liao Shaoze smiled: "Yes, professionally, Mr. Shen and I are indeed not at the same level. Because Mr. Shen is a first-class psychological counselor. Similarly, in terms of quality, I think Mr. Shen and I... Heh , it doesn't seem to be at the same level."
Tang Xia narrowed her eyes, and I quickly stood in front of Liao Shaoze: "Let's go."
Liao Shaoze was dragged away by me for two steps, then turned around suddenly, and said to Tang Xia in silence, "By the way, I forgot to mention one thing. I'm not talented. I only have a third-level national psychological counselor certificate." , Of course, it is incomparable with the first-level Mr. Shen, so I will leave."
After Liao Shaoze said this, he dragged me away with his backhand, and his grandson was already waiting at the door.
I saw that Liao Shaoze was in a good mood, and tugged at his arm: "I said...how do you know what the level of silence is?"
"Well, I have a friend who was brought out by a professor. Didn't I post a Weibo? My friend probably saw that you looked like him and thought it was him, so he asked me how I met .I chatted with him this afternoon, and I figured it out."
I chuckled: "Your friend can recognize my expression?"
Liao Shaoze sighed suddenly: "Let me just say that your IQ is two and a half years old, right? Didn't you see that when I posted my blog, the title was, Coach Liao Shaoze and Mo Mo's first class? My friend probably saw the name. "
I glanced at him resentfully: "I was concerned about whether I was ugly, so I didn't pay attention to the title."
"So you're stupid."
My curiosity was brought out, I tilted my head and asked him: "Then how do you have a qualification certificate?"
Liao Shaoze said: "Not only do I have the certificate of a psychological counselor, in short, I only need a marriage certificate, and my life will be complete. How about you help me complete it?"
I gave him a blank look: "Cut, I have a low IQ and am not good enough for you."
Liao Shaoze patted his chest and said: "My requirements are very low. I can eat and sleep, and I know how to run home when it rains. I just want to see what I like. You meet the requirements. Is it possible that you don't know when it's raining?" Running home?"
"Hey, why do I want to slap you so much!"
Liao Shaoze stretched out his face with a smile: "I'll smoke it for you, are you willing?"
I was so in admiration of Liao Shaoze's ability to draw thick skin, the grandson walking behind me gave a "puchi" smile: "What is this called, is it a match? Silence."
I was about to be blown up.
Matching opponents at chess... This is obviously a mountain is still high, and each face is thicker than the other.
After all, people who come here are also here for surfing. If you really want to swim, you should go to a professional swimming pool.
While eating, Liao Shaoze suddenly picked up a few pieces of tofu for me and said, "You picky eater, keep silent."
I smiled at him, but the joints on my legs were painful.Speaking of which, since I woke up, my body has not been as good as before, and I tend to cramp easily.In fact, I also went to the hospital and asked the doctor. The doctor just said that I was lack of nutrition, but didn't say anything else.
But to be honest, after waking up and rehabilitating, I was running around and hiding, so I didn't pay so much attention to the doctor's orders.However, in the past month, it seems that the number of leg cramps has increased. Is it possible that I really need to buy some calcium tablets?
"Silence, what happened to your knee?"
When I heard Liao Shaoze's question, I immediately put my hand away: "It's okay, maybe there are mosquitoes."
Liao Shaoze looked at me suspiciously: "I see that you keep rubbing your knees, is it because of the cold water?"
The grandson also looked up at me: "I said silence, did you go to the Chinese acupuncture and moxibustion place I told you about last time?"
I lowered my head: "No, I don't have time to go."
Liao Shaoze asked: "Officer Sun, what's wrong with the silence?"
The grandson looked at me, and I winked at him to signal him not to say anything, but the grandson glanced at me: "It's not something to be ashamed of, it's a catastrophe, okay?"
"Is it hard to die?"
Now Liao Shaoze's expression changed, and I suddenly felt that if he knew that I had fucked someone else, he might be so scared that he would never talk to me again.
The grandson nodded: "Yeah, Shen Mo had a car accident when he was traveling in Hainan, and he was in a vegetable state for four years. Now it's only been two years since he recovered. He should have rested, but then... because... anyway, he followed him back and forth. Tang Yu..."
"Okay, okay, I survived, can we say something else, and let people not eat?" I interrupted my grandson abruptly, and Liao Shaoze suddenly put down his chopsticks: "Did you get hurt by Tang Yuchuan? "
I quickly waved my hand: "No, why did he harm me?"
The grandson was in a hurry: "Why is it not him? He didn't push you, and you were almost drowned? Didn't he push you to push the scar on your head? He won't give you a plane ticket, why are you going to Hainan?"
I took a deep breath: "Grandson!"
Seeing my face change, my grandson was silent for a while and added a piece of meat to me: "Aren't I worried about you? It's alright, alright, can't I stop talking? So what... do you have a knee pain?"
I know my grandson cares about me, but I actually don't want to get angry with him.I just feel that Liao Shaoze is here, so he shouldn't worry about these things.
I waved my hand and said, "It's okay, I'm just a little calcium deficient. I'll just buy some calcium tablets tomorrow."
"It's best to use food supplements."
Liao Shaoze said such a sentence suddenly, but I found that his eyes must be fixed on my hairline. I knew there was a scar there, so I stretched out my hand and pulled some of my hair down.
Liao Shaoze just looked at me like this, I felt weird in my heart, he suddenly asked me: "Did he often fight with you when you were doing well?"
I shook my head: "He didn't do it on purpose. The matter between me and him is a bit complicated, but it's not what you think. Besides, do you think I'm the kind of person who endures silently?"
Liao Shaoze didn't say anything now, he ate the rice in the bowl sullenly, then put a bowl of egg soup in front of me: "It's time, I have to go back."
After Liao Shaoze finished speaking, he threw the lunch box into the trash can at his feet, and Qu Meng suddenly hit his grandson, loudly.
The grandson looked at Qu Meng blankly, and I also looked at her blankly.
What's the situation?
Qu Meng said: "I'm talking about Xiao Luozi. Handsome Liao's expression changed just now. Why are you still talking?"
Sun Luote looked at Qu Meng aggrievedly, and said in a low voice, "I'm telling the truth, and when I said silence, what happened to his face?"
Qu Meng looked at the back of Liao Shaoze walking away, and suddenly said in a low voice: "Last last month, Sister Ning in our station divorced her husband, but the division of property in the divorce was troublesome. Her husband likes to gamble and owes money to her." A lot of debts. As a result, her husband was oppressed by loan sharks, and then blocked Ning Jie at the place where Ning Jie lived. It was scary."
I hurriedly asked: "Later, what does this have to do with Liao Shaoze?"
Qu Meng went on to say: "It happened that it was raining that day, and Sister Ning followed Liao Shaoze. After the night shift that day, Liao Shaoze sent Sister Ning and Liu Qing home. When they arrived at the gate of the community where Sister Ning lived, they were blocked by that group of people. Yes. Later, according to Liu Qing, Liao Shaoze saw that something was wrong at the time, and locked the door after he got out of the car. Liu Qing and Sister Ning called the police in the car, and then saw Liao Shaoze calling those people. Get up. Not to mention three hits by one person, Liao Shaoze finally grabbed Sister Ning’s husband and knelt in front of the car. The slap was so severe that Liu Qing said that she could hear the sound in the car. Later, she didn’t see Liao Shaoze being beaten by anyone. Revenge, and then Ning Jie divorced Shunli's husband. I heard that Liao Shaoze hired a lawyer. Her husband was miserable. He not only gambled but also took drugs, so he was directly arrested. Later, the stage said that the impact of this matter was not good, Originally, Sister Ning couldn't continue working, but guess what? Liao Shaoze went directly to the top to look for it, so Sister Ning could stay in the stage, so Sister Ning is very grateful to Liao Shaoze now."
I swallowed like I was listening to an audio novel, and asked tremblingly, "So...so?"
"So." Qu Meng took a sip of his drink and said, "So, grandson just told you about you and the Tang family. If you meet again in the future, I'm afraid Liao Shaoze will slap that person too."
I broke out in a cold sweat when I heard that, but my grandson smiled and said, "It's good to be brave. If he slaps Tang Yuchuan a few times, Li Xiao and I will definitely drag him to worship together."
I scolded: "Fuck you, don't make trouble!"
Qu Meng said again: "Come on, don't talk about that person, I don't think we can pass today, aren't that Tang Xia and that Mr. Shen in the swimming pool that Liao Shaoze is in charge of? Hey, do you think Liao Shaoze will get excited? drown them?"
"Eunuch?!"
I jumped up briefly, and the sound of fright changed.
Qu Meng smiled strangely and shook his head at me: "Silence, my sister-in-law will have to educate you now. I'm talking about Yan, and you're talking about eunuchs. Of course, Chinese characters are extensive and profound..."
"I, I'll go take a look!"
I drank a big mouthful of soup and was about to get up when my cell phone rang. I looked down and saw that it was a private message from Liao Shaoze on Weibo.
"Silence, actually... I found that you are much smarter than this person..."
I was just digesting what Liao Shaoze said, when a picture was sent over there, it was taken from a top-down angle, and I saw Silence's butt hitting so high, looking like he was about to suffocate in the water There is Tang Xia next to him.
I just -fuck-, how did this get shot, it's too...so ugly...poof...
Liao Shaoze said again: Silence, after watching it, do you think the funny faces you made are very beautiful?
I suppressed my laughter desperately, and Liao Shaoze sent another photo. This is his selfie, smiling like a star, but the back view is still silent... ass.
There is also a caption: I found that this is the most handsome photo of me in more than 20 years!
"puff!"
I couldn't bear it any longer, and sprayed it out all at once.The grandson snatched my mobile phone over: "What are you laughing at, I'll take a look, I'll take a look."
"Oh, I-fuck, hahaha...how is this kid so wicked! We didn't bring such personal attacks when we were in junior high school, hahaha, hey? Can you keep it? I have to let Li Xiao have a good time too !"
"What, show me too, I'll take a look." Qu Meng also became interested, and leaned over and wanted to post it on the phone: "Huh? This is... ass? Hahaha..."
What is this called, people cannot be judged by their appearance, and the sea cannot be measured?
I don't know why, but I had a great time playing all afternoon.
The grandson said that he wanted to have a good chat with Liao Shaoze in the evening, and I remembered the spicy crayfish I hadn't eaten for a long time, so I proposed to go.
Liao Shaoze got off work at 05:30 in the afternoon, and I saw that the time was almost up, so I followed my grandson and Qu Meng to the place where Liao Shaoze was in charge.
From a long distance, I saw Liao Shaoze sitting on a high seat, resting his chin in one hand, I don't know what he was thinking.
I walked over and pushed, and said with a smile, "Coach Liao, how does it feel to sit here?"
Only then did Liao Shaoze come back to his senses, he smiled at me and said, "Are you coming up for a seat too?"
I thought it was very strange, so I climbed up.
Not to mention, the view from above is really wide, and even the bottom of the 25-meter short pool can be seen clearly. I finally know how that photo was taken.
Shen Mo and Tang Xia were sitting on the distant shore, Shen Mo looked back at me from time to time.But he didn't tell Tang Yuchuan. I think he also considered Tang Yuchuan's physical condition, so he didn't say anything.Besides, Tang Yuchuan still doesn't know where he is.
I asked Liao Shaoze: "By the way, my grandson suggested to me to eat spicy crayfish at night. Can you eat spicy food?"
Liao Shaoze looked at me: "If you can eat it, you can eat it, but I don't think your body should eat such spicy food. Just now I googled some knowledge about vegetative people, and gave me two doctors and one nutritionist. A friend called. I don’t think you should eat it, and the ones outside are not clean. If you really want to eat it, I’ll make it for you. It’s delicious.”
I smiled: "Just eat this once, just eat less?"
"That's all you want to eat?"
I nodded, and Liao Shaoze sighed: "Well, let's go. I guess if you can't eat, you may be like my little nephew, yelling at the bed in the middle of the night, and you can't sleep well."
I was amused by him, and I went up and slapped his chest muscles: "Go away, you're called a bed, how do you talk?"
"Oh, did you hear it?"
I gave him a blank look: "Nonsense, I'm not deaf!"
Liao Shaoze nodded seriously, and said, "Well, you are not deaf, you are blind."
I froze: "Why am I blind?"
Liao Shaoze said: "I didn't learn biology well, and the eyesight of two-and-a-half-year-old children is usually not so good."
I was so angry: "We were in the same year, did we succeed in the same year!"
Liao Shaoze suddenly patted my forehead: "I mean IQ is two and a half years old."
I:"……"
Liao Shaoze seems to like to talk and hold me back. He looked at his phone, and then stood up: "Let's go, get off work!"
Liao Shaoze, my grandson and I went into the locker room, and after I took a shower, I saw Shen Mo and Tang Xia just like that, and the most fucking thing was... because of Lao Tzu Mao's cabinet and that Mu Mo's The distance is so close, but it is because Mao Laozi's cabinet is directly below Shen Mo!
Liao Shaoze didn't have any expression on his face, he was still smiling.I really want to ask, isn't there any vip here?
But the distance is too close, I can't ask.It's so weird to be wearing nothing on your body.
I don't know why, when Shen Mo looked at me, I blushed, and the corners of my mouth almost twitched.
Liao Shaoze touched me: "What are you looking at, put on quickly, it's very hot here."
I watched Shen Mo taking things out of the box, so I thought about waiting.Liao Shaoze took the key from my hand and said, "Excuse me, Mr. Shen, please let me go? We are in a hurry, sorry."
Silently stunned and took a step back, Liao Shaoze took out my shoulder sports bag: "Here."
I took out my underwear and looked back at the chair. Liao Shaoze spread his bath towel under me: "Sit on it and change, I said silence, I really doubt your quality of life for more than 20 years."
To be honest, Liao Shaoze's heart is really delicate, and he can think of everything.Seems like a detail-oriented person, the opposite of me.
After I put on my trousers, I wiped my body with a towel. Liao Shaoze had already dressed, so he took the towel hanging around my neck: "I'll help you wash the towel off."
"Huh? I can wash it myself, huh?"
Liao Shaoze ignored me and went into the bathroom. I quickly put on my shirt.I was about to leave with my bag on my back, but Shen Mo suddenly stood up and blocked me. He just looked at me straight and asked, "You and that person... are you..."
"I don't need you to ask me about it."
Shen Mo said: "That day Xiao Chuan came back in the middle of the night, and passed out as soon as he came back. Xiao Cheng said that he had been studying recipes at home for the past few days, Shen Mo, you can't..."
"I don't want to hear this. What I want to do has nothing to do with you. Also, please tell Tang Yuchuan not to show up at my work place to cause trouble for me again. Let's go first."
"Can……"
"Mr. Shen." Liao Shaoze suddenly appeared from behind me and said, "Although I don't know what happened between you and the Tang family and Shen Mo, I can guess a little from your face. Therefore I don't think you have any qualifications, saying something here is like forcing Shen Mo to make a choice, what do you think?"
"I……"
"As the saying goes, it is not advisable to help more and more busy, it is not advisable to substitute oneself, and it is even more taboo to force others to make things difficult. To be honest, I did not expect that the students brought out by the famous psychologist Professor Mei Lin would be such unprofessional counselors .”
Shen Mo's face suddenly became ugly, Tang Xia walked over, looked at Liao Shaoze and said, "Mr. Liao, I think Mo Mo is better than you in terms of professionalism."
Liao Shaoze smiled: "Yes, professionally, Mr. Shen and I are indeed not at the same level. Because Mr. Shen is a first-class psychological counselor. Similarly, in terms of quality, I think Mr. Shen and I... Heh , it doesn't seem to be at the same level."
Tang Xia narrowed her eyes, and I quickly stood in front of Liao Shaoze: "Let's go."
Liao Shaoze was dragged away by me for two steps, then turned around suddenly, and said to Tang Xia in silence, "By the way, I forgot to mention one thing. I'm not talented. I only have a third-level national psychological counselor certificate." , Of course, it is incomparable with the first-level Mr. Shen, so I will leave."
After Liao Shaoze said this, he dragged me away with his backhand, and his grandson was already waiting at the door.
I saw that Liao Shaoze was in a good mood, and tugged at his arm: "I said...how do you know what the level of silence is?"
"Well, I have a friend who was brought out by a professor. Didn't I post a Weibo? My friend probably saw that you looked like him and thought it was him, so he asked me how I met .I chatted with him this afternoon, and I figured it out."
I chuckled: "Your friend can recognize my expression?"
Liao Shaoze sighed suddenly: "Let me just say that your IQ is two and a half years old, right? Didn't you see that when I posted my blog, the title was, Coach Liao Shaoze and Mo Mo's first class? My friend probably saw the name. "
I glanced at him resentfully: "I was concerned about whether I was ugly, so I didn't pay attention to the title."
"So you're stupid."
My curiosity was brought out, I tilted my head and asked him: "Then how do you have a qualification certificate?"
Liao Shaoze said: "Not only do I have the certificate of a psychological counselor, in short, I only need a marriage certificate, and my life will be complete. How about you help me complete it?"
I gave him a blank look: "Cut, I have a low IQ and am not good enough for you."
Liao Shaoze patted his chest and said: "My requirements are very low. I can eat and sleep, and I know how to run home when it rains. I just want to see what I like. You meet the requirements. Is it possible that you don't know when it's raining?" Running home?"
"Hey, why do I want to slap you so much!"
Liao Shaoze stretched out his face with a smile: "I'll smoke it for you, are you willing?"
I was so in admiration of Liao Shaoze's ability to draw thick skin, the grandson walking behind me gave a "puchi" smile: "What is this called, is it a match? Silence."
I was about to be blown up.
Matching opponents at chess... This is obviously a mountain is still high, and each face is thicker than the other.
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