Letter from the Mermaid Prince

Play with that crystal ball.Yingying white light projected onto his face, a little scary.

I shuddered and retracted my tentacles.

"Storm, send the sailor to the prince!" He suddenly shouted at the crystal ball, his face becoming more serious.

At that moment, the moment I heard his spell, I suddenly realized—he wanted to break up the mermaid prince's relationship!

This is so despicable!This behavior will never be tolerated!I thumped the tentacles angrily, and then!I quietly retreated from the door of his room.

The Sea God will definitely punish the master!So I just have to wait in peace.

In the end, I don't know if Sea God punished the master, but within a few days, the master came to the door with an excited face.

"Does my tail look good?" he asked excitedly.

What? !What is he asking me? !Is that a blob of brain coral on his neck?This must not be my master!He must be a fake!You disgusting monster, where have you taken my calm and calm master!

Before I could growl, he grabbed my tentacles and hurried into the car: "Go! Let's go see Asa!"

Then what I was about to say was shaken back to the bottom of my heart by the shaking car.

Then we went to the mermaid kingdom.

I really don't want to tell about my experience in the Mermaid Kingdom.I just want to say that my lovely mermaid prince was deceived by an evil and thoughtful mermaid like this. Even if this mermaid is my master, I cannot forgive him!

The Sea God will definitely punish him!I look forward to that day!

a sad octopus

The author has something to say:

Third letter

Dear postmen:

Can you imagine what I went through? !

Just now, I discovered a fact that shocked me—the gentle and understanding wife I always thought was a male cuttlefish!A male!

This is simply a bolt from the blue!

I!An upright and noble cuttlefish!She was cheated into marriage!By a male cuttlefish!

I simply cannot believe this fact!If possible, I would like to find a fishing net and jump into it right now, so I can end the rest of my life!

But I can't!I can't just back down like this!I must expose his despicable behavior!

How did I discover all this so keenly?

Yesterday, as usual, I came to my wife and thoughtfully asked her if she would like to go out for a while.She has always been frowning recently, and seems to be disturbed by some troubles, and a noble cuttlefish must understand all his wife's demands in time and find a solution.My proposal was exactly in line with her needs, and what I got in return was naturally the other party's willing consent.

So as a matter of course, I clung to my wife and went out.

You also know that it is the season of mating/mating recently, and there is a breath of lust/desire in the sea, and there are males who are eyeing tigers everywhere, and my wife is so charming, so I have to be vigilant all the time.

Look, as soon as I finished speaking, a person who is not afraid of death appeared on the left.

Hmph, what are you looking at, this is my wife.Dissatisfied, I took my wife around and covered the frivolous sight with my body.

While blocking my wife, I kept releasing brilliant and menacing colors with my body.

Finally, under my constant intimidation, the other party swam away.

Counting your knowledge, I secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

The wife on the side seemed to notice something and looked over suspiciously, I quickly pulled out a nonchalant smile (I don't want her to find out that she still has such a great charm, even if she is married, it will only create unreasonable arrogance) .

She looked straight behind me, her expression turned to surprise.

what happened?Did you discover something?But I obviously drove the other party away?

I anxiously followed her gaze.

Oh, it's two mermaids.

It turned out that it was not the enemy, so I couldn't help but feel relieved and looked at the scene in front of me.

The smaller blond-haired mermaid swam ahead, with slightly puffed cheeks, as if she was angry about something.The bigger black-haired mermaid followed closely behind, with a look of bewilderment, seemingly not knowing what to do.

Maybe it was a fight?I secretly guessed.

Hey, they stopped, but the little mermaid still didn't turn around.

What would a brunette mermaid do?He acted!He went to take the initiative to hook the opponent's hand!Oh, what a pity, was ruthlessly thrown away.

At this time, it is natural to coax, how can you just hold hands?I couldn't help shaking my head, feeling sorry for the other party's dullness.

He's at it again!Go hold the hand of the little mermaid again!This time she was not thrown away, but the little mermaid still did not look back.

What will he do?

He actually shook the opponent's arm lightly, again and again, almost to please.This is a rogue move, worth learning.

The little mermaid began to loosen, and a faint smile appeared in his eyes, but he still didn't turn around.

The brunette mermaid is moving again!After shaking the little mermaid's arm, he suddenly leaned over, taking advantage of the little mermaid's surprise, he quickly kissed the corner of the other's mouth!

Why did he do this?Wouldn't this arouse the other party's anger even more?

Sure enough, the little mermaid turned her head angrily!

Oh what did I see!Taking this opportunity, the black-haired mermaid suddenly pulled the other party into her arms and hugged her tightly!

He was mean, but also very witty, I couldn't help but sigh.

After whispering intimately, they kissed.

An upright cuttlefish won't spy on other fish making out.I felt a little hot in my body, so I turned my head, but I felt sincerely blessed for their relationship.

Arguments between lovers are always so sweet, as my wife and I have experienced.I still remember her cute appearance when she was angry, of course, what impressed me even more was the way she was fascinated by me.

Recalling the past, I couldn't help but look at my wife.

Noticing my gaze, she smiled back knowingly.As if connected with me, my wife said, "I never thought that two male mermaids could be so sweet."

Yeah yeah, love is so beautiful... what? !That turned out to be two male mermaids? !I turned around in surprise, and carefully examined the two mermaids hugging each other.I finally believed it after repeated confirmations—they were indeed two male mermaids!

"Immortal!" I snorted disdainfully.

"Come on, honey," my wife disagreed with my evaluation, "Aren't we two males too?"

That's different, we are a standard loving couple... Wait?What did she just say? !

Aren't we two males too... she says she's a male?

I turned my head in shock and looked at her blankly. My wife innocently waved her wrist at me.

She turned out to be a male? !

oh my god!I think I must have heard wrong!Maybe I need a good chill out!I swam towards home without looking back, without even looking at my wife.

My wife followed closely and kept calling after me: "Honey, where are you going?"

where to goWhere else can I go?To a place where I can't see you, of course!I've been lied to for so long without realizing it!How stupid!I started to despise myself.

Turns out he's been lying to me all along!The liar!What made me even more angry was that I finally found the reason why he wouldn't mate/mate - he was a male!

You sleep outside tonight!You hateful liar!hateful!

an angry cuttlefish

The author has something to say: a lot of exclamation points...

I forget which documentary mentioned that Australian giant squid (cuttlefish) adopt the principle of "survival of the fittest" when mating/mating. Strong male cuttlefish are more likely to be favored by females, but weaker male cuttlefish also have their own mating. / Mating method - they will use their size advantage to disguise themselves as females, to lure / seduce males, and then take advantage of the other party's attention to / mate / mate with the other female (face-to-face NTR, it's really promiscuous).Nature really has its own wisdom...

When the cuttlefish is threatening, it keeps changing color, the higher the degree, the more gorgeous the color.By the way, they are in vitro fertilization/fertilization.

Fourth letter

Dear postmen:

Going crazy!

In the past, I absolutely couldn't believe that I would experience such absurd things!

But it did happen - I got tangled up by a sperm whale!

This is simply a nightmare memory.

Yesterday, as usual, I was out on my territory, happily hunting (I always take predation seriously).

Just as I was concentrating on sticking out my mouth, a black figure suddenly appeared, attacking me like a harpoon!

what? !I exclaimed in my heart, quickly dodged to the side, and successfully avoided the crisis.

I'll watch it when I've calmed down—damn it!It's a sperm whale!

This sperm whale is not yet an adult, but its bulky body is already showing its outline.It seems that he treats me like food.

Perhaps his mother forgot to tell him that oarfish is not a suitable food for sperm whales.

How stupid, just the same size as they are!I silently judged.

The other party stared at me with burning eyes, as if preparing for the next attack.

I can't just misunderstand it like this... After thinking about it, I decided to explain it.

So I said: "You made a mistake, in fact, I..."

Can you guys imagine what happened next? !Before I finished speaking, the sperm whale actually left!That's it!Didn't even look back!

He hasn't apologized to me yet!I thought very angrily, and then turned my head to continue my predation.