Lu Xiaofeng's Jade Bi

The light sunlight sneaked into the room lightly, climbed up the long hair of the sleeping man at the desk, and seemed to be looking for the green bamboo and jade hairpin he was used to wearing, but after searching for a long time, he did not find the trace of the jade hairpin, but put the hairpin in the deep sleep people woke up.

Yubi straightened up slowly, stretched her arms, and yawned loudly.His eyes haven't opened yet, but the meridians all over his body have been stretched.He lazily opened his eyes and was very satisfied when he saw the completed bag of Jiedu Powder on the table.It's just that this sense of happiness didn't last long, and was dispelled by an abrupt complaint without a trace.

"I said Yubi, why are you still sleeping!"

Yu Bi turned her head in displeasure, and saw Lu Xiaofeng dragged through the door listlessly, sitting on a round stool with his legs crossed, and leaning his upper body against the table.He couldn't help raising his eyebrows and said: "Some people go to bed early and get up early, but they are less energetic than those who like to stay in bed. Lu Xiaofeng, why do you think this is?"

Lu Xiaofeng raised his neck to look at Yubi, just opened his mouth, but Yubi snatched his words away: "No, I made a mistake. Although some people get up early, they don't go to bed early. In the middle of the night, stealing the wind and stealing the fragrance, how can you be willing to go to bed early for a beautiful spring night?"

Lu Xiaofeng stared, then turned his gaze from Yubi's face to the cloth bag spread out on the table, and asked curiously: "What is this? It smells so good!"

"My new Jiedu powder." Yubi said.While he was talking, he washed and changed his clothes, and the crystal-clear emerald green hairpin was firmly inserted into his hair crown again. "Don't change the subject, I saw it last night." He raised his chin, "The detoxification powder is extracted from the seven-leaf heartbroken grass..."

"Seven-leaf Heartbroken Grass!" Lu Xiaofeng sat up abruptly, stared at Yubi and said, "Where did you get it?"

Yubi glanced lightly at Lu Xiaofeng, looking at his pale face, it was a little funny, "Why are you so nervous? If the rumors in the world are true, then the Hua family has already been strewn with corpses at this time. The curse of the seven-leaf heartbroken grass is simply illegal. It's just made up to fool people's hearts. How can you, Lu Xiaofeng, who is as clear as a mirror, still believe such rumors?"

Lu Xiaofeng shrugged his shoulders and stepped down slowly, and his expression gradually turned back to frustration, "Of course I don't believe it. It's just that the seven-leaf heartbreaker will always cause people to panic."

"Don't worry, I crushed the seven-leaf heartbroken grass this time and made it into detoxification powder before it could appear in the world." Yubi put down the cloth towel for cleaning her face, and said with regret: "It's a pity that its scenery is only I am the only one who can see it, it must be weeping in the underworld right now."

Lu Xiaofeng finally couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, and said in disgust, "You haven't sobered up yet?"

Yu Bi blinked, and suddenly laughed loudly: "Lu Xiaofeng, Lu Xiaofeng! You are not funny at all! I really don't understand how those girls could like you! Is it just because of your smooth talk?"

Lu Xiaofeng rarely refuted him, but said with a serious face: "If you knew the nonsense you babbled after drinking last night, you would not have laughed so happily."

"Oh? What did I say last night?" Yubi shook her head slightly, "My wine has always been very good."

Lu Xiaofeng gloated and said: "You cried loudly at Ximen Chuixue, with snot and tears, saying that you were sorry for him, not only caused him to lose his wife, but also caused him to lose his son."

As soon as these words fell, Yu Bi's face was already covered with a layer of eczema, and her body was as stiff as if someone had tapped her acupuncture points.Lu Xiaofeng continued: "You are still pulling Jin Jiuling's Kunlun jade belt and calling him a prodigal son, you can't support him even if you steal it."

Yu Bi didn't want to listen anymore, but Lu Xiaofeng didn't want to stop: "You snatched Mu Taoist's sword, and while pulling it out, said that he coveted the position of head of Wudang, you want to eliminate harm for the people..."

"Stop it! Stop it!" Yu Bi covered her face with her hands and buried herself in the bottles and jars on the table, wishing she could shrink into those bottles and forget about it.

"But don't worry, Ximen Chuuxue didn't draw his sword to kill you, and Jin Jiuling didn't blame you. Taoist Mu hurried back this morning because of Wudang's emergency, and he didn't have time to cut off your head."

"It's over!" Yubi held her head in her hands and wailed, "This tells me how to mess around in the Jianghu in the future!"

Lu Xiaofeng finally cheered up, crossed his arms and looked down at Yubi, his eyes were full of pity, and his tone became very sacred: "I have a suggestion for you, you'd better go and coax Huayu now. Man Lou, otherwise he might not regard you as a friend anymore."

Yubi pulled her face out of her hands, and said to Lu Xiaofeng, "What bad things did I say about Huamanlou?"

At this time, all expressions on Lu Xiaofeng's face had faded away, neither sad nor happy, as if he had become a Buddha in Nirvana: "The person you said Hua Manlou likes is actually me."

Yubi looked at Lu Xiaofeng's expressionless face without knowing why, a dazzling sunlight suddenly shot on the tip of Lu Xiaofeng's nose, and Yubi's eyes flickered.He straightened his back suddenly, as if he was facing a formidable enemy, and said word by word: "Is this what I think it means?"

Lu Xiaofeng also said word by word: "This sentence comes out of your mouth, you know what it means."

Yu Bi did not give up and said: "Did anyone else hear it?"

Lu Xiaofeng stared into his eyes and counted them one by one: "Ximen Chuuxue, Jin Jiuling, Mu Taoist, Zen Master Kuzhi, Eagle Eye Seventh Brother, Brother Hua, Uncle Hua..."

"Enough! Enough!" Yubi slammed his forehead on the table and gave up completely, "You said that I can run back to Peach Blossom Island with my lightness skills, is there still time?"

Lu Xiaofeng chuckled twice, then heaved a sigh of relief.

It was just such a let go that the breath floated into Yubi's ears, making him tremble! "Lu Xiaofeng!"

Lu Xiaofeng trembled all over, and suddenly felt a bad feeling.Sure enough, Yubi straightened up slowly, raised her head, and faced herself with a treacherous face: "Did you miss a word?"

Lu Xiaofeng resisted the desire to tremble, and said, "Which sentence?"

Yu Bi smiled wickedly, "Did I also say that the person you like the most is actually Hua Man Lou?"

Lu Xiaofeng was so stiff that he couldn't say anything, it took him a long time to collapse his shoulders, and said pitifully: "Now Huamanlou doesn't want to talk to me."

"So, you came here to ask me for help!" Yu Bi jumped up against the case, and said righteously: "Jin Jiuling is a hero in the world, and Mu Daoren is also a master of martial arts. How could they take a drunk's nonsense to heart. I I almost got tricked by you!"

Lu Xiaofeng had to raise his hands in surrender, "I admit it, I admit it! I came here to hope that you could go to Huamanlou and say something nice for me, so that he would stop ignoring me."

Yu Bi suddenly said strangely: "Hua Manlou is not someone who would take such words to heart, you must have something else to make him angry."

Lu Xiaofeng nodded, and explained in detail how he colluded with the Hua family brothers to pretend to be the iron shoe thief last night.Yubi listened with gusto, but still had more to say.But he always has a responsibility as a friend. After he figured out the ins and outs, he patted his chest and promised to fix Huamanlou.

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