distorted impression
Chapter 50 I'm So Perverted!
Unknown who turned on the hot water switch, the water mist in the bathroom evaporated, Jiang Chengyue crawled for a long time without getting up, but the culprit was still soaking in the bathtub, looking at him leisurely.
The water gushed out, holding his waist through the thin clothes, he couldn't stand up, and was afraid of crushing Lu Xu, so he could only squeeze into the bathtub in an uncomfortable position almost half kneeling.
"Then let me go and I'll wash it for you." Jiang Chengyue said helplessly.
This time Lu Xu let go of Jiang Chengyue's hand, and even handed the shower to him cooperatively.
For a moment, Jiang Chengyue suspected that he was not drunk, but at this time Lu Xu's eyes were half-opened, and the clear blue lake disappeared, replaced by the dark blue sky with clouds just after nightfall.
Jiang Chengyue figured it out for herself.
Even if Lu Xu is not drunk, what does Lu Xu want him to do?
He can't judge Lu Xu with his villainous heart.
"Brother Lu." Jiang Chengyue didn't know if the other party could understand, but he said first, "I don't have experience in bathing others. I only bathed the golden retriever next door when I was at home."
Jiang Chengyue seemed to see Lu Xu rolled his eyes, but he didn't seem to.
"If there is any offense..." Jiang Chengyue gritted her teeth, and put her hand on Lu Xu's button, "If there is any offense, just hold it back."
Sitting by the bathtub, Jiang Chengyue unbuttoned the buttons on Lu Xu's shirt one by one. The collar of the wet white shirt was pulled away, revealing his chest soaked in the water. It was an orange bath ball. Not long after, orange bubbles gushed out, submerging three quarters of Luxu in the bubbles.
The smell of cheap oranges in the air made Lu Xu slightly frowned.
Jiang Chengyue breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to continue unbuttoning her button when someone grabbed her wrist.
Following Lu Xu's movements, two orange bubbles flew out, and the moment they touched his cheek, the bubbles exploded.
"Isn't it uncomfortable to be wet?" Lu Xu stared at him, "Take it off."
Jiang Chengyue wanted to cry but had no more tears.
Alcohol is really a good thing, it has become Lu Xu's passport to make fun of him.
"It's not uncomfortable." Jiang Chengyue said.
Anyway, Lu Xu was drunk, whether he took off his clothes or not, Lu Xu might not remember tomorrow.
"Lu Xu." Jiang Chengyue asked, "Why do you drink so much? Are you in a bad mood?"
"Hmm..." Lu Xu snorted as an answer, "I'm in a bad mood."
Jiang Chengyue suddenly thought of the foreign man they met at the gate of the old house when the two of them went out not long ago.Lu Xu said that the man was his own father.
That person's words and deeds seemed very polite, and he didn't look like he would domestically abuse his wife and children.
But Lu Xu was in a bad mood, maybe it had something to do with that person.
Jiang Chengyue's heart softened, didn't he just help take a bath?
As long as the motivation is not pure, it is not difficult to help a straight man take a bath, right?
So, he helped Lu Xu take off his soaked shirt, and got orange foam all over during the process.
"This clothes can't touch the water." Lu Xu saw his movements, and interjected, "Take it and throw it away."
"Oh..." Jiang Chengyue walked to the door and threw the clothes into the washing machine.
Lu Xu half closed his eyes, as if he had fallen asleep in the bathtub, he took a deep breath, walked over, took a handful of orange foam, and rubbed it on Lu Xu's body indiscriminately.
This bath ball was picked up by Jiang Chengyue in the circle of friends last week. Before he had time to play, he used it on Lu Xu. If he said he didn't feel distressed, it must be a lie.
Half of Lu Xu on the water surface was washed away by him one by one.
Just as he was about to find a towel, a cold look came from behind him. Jiang Chengyue stood there as if he had been splashed with a basin of ice water, and suddenly remembered that he had forgotten to take care of Lu Xu's lower body, and he didn't even wear his pants. Help Lu Xu off.
Jiang Chengyue: "..."
"Brother Lu, you won't remember anything tomorrow." Jiang Chengyue whispered into Lu Xu's ear, while putting her hand on the belt buckle around Lu Xu's waist, undid the buckle with a click, and put the belt on Slowly pulled out of the water, then lay on the edge of the bathtub, reaching out to pull Lu Xu's pants.
Orange foam flew everywhere. With bare feet, Jiang Chengyue stepped on the foam, knocked against the edge of the bathtub, and fell headfirst into the bathtub. His eyes and mouth were filled with water at the same time, and he fluttered a few times in a panic. During the period, the fingernails of the five fingers scraped towards Lu Xu's waist through two layers of fabric.
Lu Xu, who was lying comfortably, opened his eyes suddenly. Jiang Chengyue sat up from his lap, his hair and clothes were dripping, and he was still coughing. The corners of the eyes were stained red by tears, as beautiful as a small water lily that has just opened its petals.
The petals of the small water lilies are open, and the white skin on the cheeks is pink.
Lu Xu felt that he was probably like an aquatic plant growing with the water lily. The leaves that had just been swayed by the water lily could not wait to straighten his body and stretch out, wanting to spread out the leaves.
And Jiang Chengyue was still sitting between his legs.
Jiang Chengyue didn't expect to help Lu Xu take a bath, and he could wash out allergies to tears.
He closed his eyes, and just about to reach out to rub, a dry towel was thrown over his face.
Lucy pumps his legs
She went back: "You change your clothes, I will wash them myself."
Jiang Chengyue covered her eyes with a towel, but she couldn't tell the slightest hint of drunkenness from the voice.
Jiang Chengyue took off her clothes, took a quick shower avoiding Lu Xu's sight, and when she went out wrapped in a long towel, she found that Lu Xu's white shirt that he had put in the dryer had dried.
The clothes still smelled of lavender, which was the base note of Lu Xu's new perfume recently.
The patterns on the clothes were hand-painted, and they would probably be damaged if they got wet, so Lu Xu didn't even look at them just now, so he asked him to throw them away.
Jiang Chengyue held the clothes in her hands, but what she remembered was just now——
He threw himself into the bathtub, kissing the buttons on Lu Xu's waist with his lips.
Through a layer of fabric, he vaguely felt the outline of Lu Xu's place.
Jiang Chengyue: "..."
Fortunately, Lu Xu is the drunk version at this time, otherwise I don't know how I would laugh at him.
He shook his head and buried his head in his white shirt, trying to forget about it, but the faint lavender aftertaste surrounded him.
There was still the sound of rushing water in the bathroom. For some reason, Lu Xu stayed in it for a long time.Jiang Chengyue glanced back at the closed door, and went upstairs with her shirt in her arms.
He tucked the shirt into the bottom of his closet.
"I'm so perverted." Jiang Chengyue thought sadly.
After Jiang Chengyue finished hiding his clothes, he felt a pain in his lower back. He stood in front of the mirror and tried to look behind him, only to realize that something had cut his lower back.
It is unlikely that Lu Xu will be injured while taking a bath. Even if Lu Xu is drunk, he will protect him with his hands, so it may be that he was accidentally scratched by the accessories of his clothes when he was diving in Xingcai livehouse.
"How?" A voice came from behind him, startling him.
Lu Xu, who had already showered, stood behind him.
"Injured from diving." Jiang Chengyue said honestly.
"Don't jump in the future." Lu Xu said, "One day no one will follow, and you will fall to the ground."
Jiang Chengyue nodded, but before she could react, a little shudder appeared on her skin.Lu Xu's hand was on his waist, this time without the clothes, Lu Xu bit off a band-aid with one hand and stuck it on his back.
The skin around his waist was slightly cool, and the heat from Lu Xu's fingertips was transmitted through the band-aid. This time, it wasn't pain anymore, it was a bit uncomfortable itching.
Lu Xu's blue eyes were still cloudy, and Jiang Chengyue turned off the light and lay on the bed, but he was still restless.
He had a good time in the livehouse, and then bumped into Lu Xu who was drunk.
It was he who had impure motives.
In the dark room, Lu Xu's breathing was steady, and he seemed to be the one who was upset.
Moreover, Jiang Chengyue was a little angry.
He obviously already occupied the smallest piece of land on the bed, but Lu Xu still violated his territory little by little, pushing him to a corner again and again, and finally, after turning over once, his back was almost seamless. Stick it in front of Lu Xu.
Jiang Chengyue froze and did not move.
There was no distance between Lu Xu's warm breath and the skin around his neck, his collarbone contained the other's breath, and the ensuing numbness flowed all over his body despite his advice, his limbs were as soft as a puddle of mud, he felt a little Fortunately, I was lying on the bed, and there was darkness around me.
It's time for him to move, he thought, and he won't be coming back.
Brother Lu looks like a straight man, and he speaks and acts like a straight man.
Maybe it's because he is gay seeing Renji, and feels more and more that there is something about Lu Xu that attracts him.
But...it can't go on like this.
this is not right.
Early in the morning, Jiang Chengyue packed several pieces of clothes, boxed his precious cymbals, and carried his computer.
When he was doing this, Lu Xu leaned against the island on the first floor, bent one long leg, and watched him recline, as if he didn't sleep well.
"Run away from home again?" Lu Xu asked with a suppressed voice.
"It's not that he ran away from home." Jiang Chengyue said.
It is fleeing.
"Did I hit you or scold you last night? Tell me." Lu Xu asked again.
"Leave it alone." Jiang Chengyue said.
"I can't control it anymore?" Lu Xu asked, "You want to go?"
"Yeah." Jiang Chengyue nodded absently.
"Give me a reason." Lu Xu said.
"There's no...reason."
Jiang Chengyue suddenly remembered something.
Before leaving this house, there is something he must take away!
He quietly took a shirt from Lu Xu yesterday, and he must not let Lu Xu find out.
Jiang Chengyue carried the suitcase with difficulty and went to the second floor.
He opened the closet, looked outside the door, there was no one, and Lu Xu didn't follow, everything was safe.
So he lowered his head, and quickly pulled out Lu Xu's white shirt from the bottom of the pile of clothes.
The smell of lavender hits the face.
The closet was divided between two people at the beginning, with the panda toy hanging in the middle as the boundary. Jiang Chengyue did this for the first time.
Such a thing, moving too fast, accidentally opened the side drawer.
This kind of drawer will pop open automatically when pulled lightly, so he saw a familiar corner of the clothes.
He opened Lush's drawer.
Jiang Chengyue: "...?"
His long-lost shirt, water glass, and hat are all here, and they are neatly placed. There is even a pair of underwear that he has washed and left to dry in the yard and has never been found again.
This... damn straight man, what a fucking...
Something is wrong!
Suddenly there was a drumbeat in my heart, and the snare tom and crash cymbal were all beaten to pieces.
Lu Xu pushed open the door of the bedroom on the second floor. He didn't notice what Jiang Chengyue was looking for, but turned around and took the key to lock the bedroom door, and put the key in his pocket.
"Lu Xu, you fucking..." Jiang Chengyue looked at Lu Xu, hesitating to speak.
He almost had such a tone of hatred for iron and steel, and asked the following words——
"You're not fucking straight, why didn't you tell me earlier?"
As soon as he finished asking, Lu Xu grabbed his collar and fell into Lu Xu's arms.
Lu Xu lifted his chin, lowered his head and kissed him.
The water gushed out, holding his waist through the thin clothes, he couldn't stand up, and was afraid of crushing Lu Xu, so he could only squeeze into the bathtub in an uncomfortable position almost half kneeling.
"Then let me go and I'll wash it for you." Jiang Chengyue said helplessly.
This time Lu Xu let go of Jiang Chengyue's hand, and even handed the shower to him cooperatively.
For a moment, Jiang Chengyue suspected that he was not drunk, but at this time Lu Xu's eyes were half-opened, and the clear blue lake disappeared, replaced by the dark blue sky with clouds just after nightfall.
Jiang Chengyue figured it out for herself.
Even if Lu Xu is not drunk, what does Lu Xu want him to do?
He can't judge Lu Xu with his villainous heart.
"Brother Lu." Jiang Chengyue didn't know if the other party could understand, but he said first, "I don't have experience in bathing others. I only bathed the golden retriever next door when I was at home."
Jiang Chengyue seemed to see Lu Xu rolled his eyes, but he didn't seem to.
"If there is any offense..." Jiang Chengyue gritted her teeth, and put her hand on Lu Xu's button, "If there is any offense, just hold it back."
Sitting by the bathtub, Jiang Chengyue unbuttoned the buttons on Lu Xu's shirt one by one. The collar of the wet white shirt was pulled away, revealing his chest soaked in the water. It was an orange bath ball. Not long after, orange bubbles gushed out, submerging three quarters of Luxu in the bubbles.
The smell of cheap oranges in the air made Lu Xu slightly frowned.
Jiang Chengyue breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to continue unbuttoning her button when someone grabbed her wrist.
Following Lu Xu's movements, two orange bubbles flew out, and the moment they touched his cheek, the bubbles exploded.
"Isn't it uncomfortable to be wet?" Lu Xu stared at him, "Take it off."
Jiang Chengyue wanted to cry but had no more tears.
Alcohol is really a good thing, it has become Lu Xu's passport to make fun of him.
"It's not uncomfortable." Jiang Chengyue said.
Anyway, Lu Xu was drunk, whether he took off his clothes or not, Lu Xu might not remember tomorrow.
"Lu Xu." Jiang Chengyue asked, "Why do you drink so much? Are you in a bad mood?"
"Hmm..." Lu Xu snorted as an answer, "I'm in a bad mood."
Jiang Chengyue suddenly thought of the foreign man they met at the gate of the old house when the two of them went out not long ago.Lu Xu said that the man was his own father.
That person's words and deeds seemed very polite, and he didn't look like he would domestically abuse his wife and children.
But Lu Xu was in a bad mood, maybe it had something to do with that person.
Jiang Chengyue's heart softened, didn't he just help take a bath?
As long as the motivation is not pure, it is not difficult to help a straight man take a bath, right?
So, he helped Lu Xu take off his soaked shirt, and got orange foam all over during the process.
"This clothes can't touch the water." Lu Xu saw his movements, and interjected, "Take it and throw it away."
"Oh..." Jiang Chengyue walked to the door and threw the clothes into the washing machine.
Lu Xu half closed his eyes, as if he had fallen asleep in the bathtub, he took a deep breath, walked over, took a handful of orange foam, and rubbed it on Lu Xu's body indiscriminately.
This bath ball was picked up by Jiang Chengyue in the circle of friends last week. Before he had time to play, he used it on Lu Xu. If he said he didn't feel distressed, it must be a lie.
Half of Lu Xu on the water surface was washed away by him one by one.
Just as he was about to find a towel, a cold look came from behind him. Jiang Chengyue stood there as if he had been splashed with a basin of ice water, and suddenly remembered that he had forgotten to take care of Lu Xu's lower body, and he didn't even wear his pants. Help Lu Xu off.
Jiang Chengyue: "..."
"Brother Lu, you won't remember anything tomorrow." Jiang Chengyue whispered into Lu Xu's ear, while putting her hand on the belt buckle around Lu Xu's waist, undid the buckle with a click, and put the belt on Slowly pulled out of the water, then lay on the edge of the bathtub, reaching out to pull Lu Xu's pants.
Orange foam flew everywhere. With bare feet, Jiang Chengyue stepped on the foam, knocked against the edge of the bathtub, and fell headfirst into the bathtub. His eyes and mouth were filled with water at the same time, and he fluttered a few times in a panic. During the period, the fingernails of the five fingers scraped towards Lu Xu's waist through two layers of fabric.
Lu Xu, who was lying comfortably, opened his eyes suddenly. Jiang Chengyue sat up from his lap, his hair and clothes were dripping, and he was still coughing. The corners of the eyes were stained red by tears, as beautiful as a small water lily that has just opened its petals.
The petals of the small water lilies are open, and the white skin on the cheeks is pink.
Lu Xu felt that he was probably like an aquatic plant growing with the water lily. The leaves that had just been swayed by the water lily could not wait to straighten his body and stretch out, wanting to spread out the leaves.
And Jiang Chengyue was still sitting between his legs.
Jiang Chengyue didn't expect to help Lu Xu take a bath, and he could wash out allergies to tears.
He closed his eyes, and just about to reach out to rub, a dry towel was thrown over his face.
Lucy pumps his legs
She went back: "You change your clothes, I will wash them myself."
Jiang Chengyue covered her eyes with a towel, but she couldn't tell the slightest hint of drunkenness from the voice.
Jiang Chengyue took off her clothes, took a quick shower avoiding Lu Xu's sight, and when she went out wrapped in a long towel, she found that Lu Xu's white shirt that he had put in the dryer had dried.
The clothes still smelled of lavender, which was the base note of Lu Xu's new perfume recently.
The patterns on the clothes were hand-painted, and they would probably be damaged if they got wet, so Lu Xu didn't even look at them just now, so he asked him to throw them away.
Jiang Chengyue held the clothes in her hands, but what she remembered was just now——
He threw himself into the bathtub, kissing the buttons on Lu Xu's waist with his lips.
Through a layer of fabric, he vaguely felt the outline of Lu Xu's place.
Jiang Chengyue: "..."
Fortunately, Lu Xu is the drunk version at this time, otherwise I don't know how I would laugh at him.
He shook his head and buried his head in his white shirt, trying to forget about it, but the faint lavender aftertaste surrounded him.
There was still the sound of rushing water in the bathroom. For some reason, Lu Xu stayed in it for a long time.Jiang Chengyue glanced back at the closed door, and went upstairs with her shirt in her arms.
He tucked the shirt into the bottom of his closet.
"I'm so perverted." Jiang Chengyue thought sadly.
After Jiang Chengyue finished hiding his clothes, he felt a pain in his lower back. He stood in front of the mirror and tried to look behind him, only to realize that something had cut his lower back.
It is unlikely that Lu Xu will be injured while taking a bath. Even if Lu Xu is drunk, he will protect him with his hands, so it may be that he was accidentally scratched by the accessories of his clothes when he was diving in Xingcai livehouse.
"How?" A voice came from behind him, startling him.
Lu Xu, who had already showered, stood behind him.
"Injured from diving." Jiang Chengyue said honestly.
"Don't jump in the future." Lu Xu said, "One day no one will follow, and you will fall to the ground."
Jiang Chengyue nodded, but before she could react, a little shudder appeared on her skin.Lu Xu's hand was on his waist, this time without the clothes, Lu Xu bit off a band-aid with one hand and stuck it on his back.
The skin around his waist was slightly cool, and the heat from Lu Xu's fingertips was transmitted through the band-aid. This time, it wasn't pain anymore, it was a bit uncomfortable itching.
Lu Xu's blue eyes were still cloudy, and Jiang Chengyue turned off the light and lay on the bed, but he was still restless.
He had a good time in the livehouse, and then bumped into Lu Xu who was drunk.
It was he who had impure motives.
In the dark room, Lu Xu's breathing was steady, and he seemed to be the one who was upset.
Moreover, Jiang Chengyue was a little angry.
He obviously already occupied the smallest piece of land on the bed, but Lu Xu still violated his territory little by little, pushing him to a corner again and again, and finally, after turning over once, his back was almost seamless. Stick it in front of Lu Xu.
Jiang Chengyue froze and did not move.
There was no distance between Lu Xu's warm breath and the skin around his neck, his collarbone contained the other's breath, and the ensuing numbness flowed all over his body despite his advice, his limbs were as soft as a puddle of mud, he felt a little Fortunately, I was lying on the bed, and there was darkness around me.
It's time for him to move, he thought, and he won't be coming back.
Brother Lu looks like a straight man, and he speaks and acts like a straight man.
Maybe it's because he is gay seeing Renji, and feels more and more that there is something about Lu Xu that attracts him.
But...it can't go on like this.
this is not right.
Early in the morning, Jiang Chengyue packed several pieces of clothes, boxed his precious cymbals, and carried his computer.
When he was doing this, Lu Xu leaned against the island on the first floor, bent one long leg, and watched him recline, as if he didn't sleep well.
"Run away from home again?" Lu Xu asked with a suppressed voice.
"It's not that he ran away from home." Jiang Chengyue said.
It is fleeing.
"Did I hit you or scold you last night? Tell me." Lu Xu asked again.
"Leave it alone." Jiang Chengyue said.
"I can't control it anymore?" Lu Xu asked, "You want to go?"
"Yeah." Jiang Chengyue nodded absently.
"Give me a reason." Lu Xu said.
"There's no...reason."
Jiang Chengyue suddenly remembered something.
Before leaving this house, there is something he must take away!
He quietly took a shirt from Lu Xu yesterday, and he must not let Lu Xu find out.
Jiang Chengyue carried the suitcase with difficulty and went to the second floor.
He opened the closet, looked outside the door, there was no one, and Lu Xu didn't follow, everything was safe.
So he lowered his head, and quickly pulled out Lu Xu's white shirt from the bottom of the pile of clothes.
The smell of lavender hits the face.
The closet was divided between two people at the beginning, with the panda toy hanging in the middle as the boundary. Jiang Chengyue did this for the first time.
Such a thing, moving too fast, accidentally opened the side drawer.
This kind of drawer will pop open automatically when pulled lightly, so he saw a familiar corner of the clothes.
He opened Lush's drawer.
Jiang Chengyue: "...?"
His long-lost shirt, water glass, and hat are all here, and they are neatly placed. There is even a pair of underwear that he has washed and left to dry in the yard and has never been found again.
This... damn straight man, what a fucking...
Something is wrong!
Suddenly there was a drumbeat in my heart, and the snare tom and crash cymbal were all beaten to pieces.
Lu Xu pushed open the door of the bedroom on the second floor. He didn't notice what Jiang Chengyue was looking for, but turned around and took the key to lock the bedroom door, and put the key in his pocket.
"Lu Xu, you fucking..." Jiang Chengyue looked at Lu Xu, hesitating to speak.
He almost had such a tone of hatred for iron and steel, and asked the following words——
"You're not fucking straight, why didn't you tell me earlier?"
As soon as he finished asking, Lu Xu grabbed his collar and fell into Lu Xu's arms.
Lu Xu lifted his chin, lowered his head and kissed him.
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