distorted impression
Chapter 64 I'll Seduce You Goose First
"What's wrong?" Jiang Chengyue heard Lu Xu's cell phone notification.
"It's okay." Lu Xu glanced down, put the phone back in his pocket, and didn't let Jiang Chengyue see it.
He actually understands Lu Nian's concerns.
As Lu Nian said, when Jiang Chengyue came to live here, he was still a student who had just graduated from high school and hadn't even entered university yet.
In just a few months, as a landlord several years older, he bullied Jiang Chengyue and even became Jiang Chengyue's boyfriend.
This is unreasonable in front of the elders.
The furious Chen Andi scolded him as an old beast last time, he just ignored it.But he can't perfunctory Lu Nian.
Liking Jiang Chengyue was the process and result of his decision.
In this matter, he must be able to come up with something that can convince the elders of both parties.
The pigeon was full of corn kernels, and chased Pecking Jiang Chengyue's collar, but was chased away by Lu Xuhui again.
"Why are you angry with the pigeon?" The lake wind blew Jiang Chengyue's forehead hair slightly.
"The wings are all over your face." Lu Xu stretched out his hand and patted Jiang Chengyue's face, and then brushed off the feathers left by the pigeon on Jiang Chengyue's shoulders. "It's agreed, only I can touch it."
Jiang Chengyue nodded perfunctorily.
He has gradually gotten used to Lu Xu's occasionally enhanced possessiveness, and even began to regard it as a special connection between the two of them.
Lu Xu is like the moonlight he lost, making up for the part he lacked. He has always known this lakeshore, but he has never been here. Today, he is willing to come with Lu Xu, which is his reconciliation with his past self.
A group message popped up on the screen of the mobile phone. It was from the class group of the German elective course. The results of the last in-class test came out, and they were not included in the total score of the elective course, and were only used as a reference for the students' basic level.
Jiang Chengyue saw the score behind her name——
90 points.
He was also named by the teacher in the group and asked him why he had to redraw all the cartoons on the test paper.
If he remembered correctly, Lu Xu, who rushed to school to teach him that day, should have answered the basic German quiz.
Didn't even get full marks.
"Are you a fake German?" Jiang Chengyue laughed at him.
"..." Lu Xu couldn't see him laughing at himself, so he stretched out his hand to pinch his jaw, "Stop laughing. If you write Chinese test questions, you may not get a higher score than me."
A cruise ship passed by on the lake, and the people sitting on the boat looked in their direction from a distance, as if curious about their relationship.
After Jiang Chengyue fed the pigeons, she began to get hungry.
Their date today has no specific purpose, and they are neither in a hurry nor in a hurry.
Lu Xu originally wanted to take Jiang Chengyue to a German restaurant in the city center, but when passing by a Sichuan hot pot, Jiang Chengyue lagged behind him by several steps.
Lu Xu looked up at the shop's billboard with hundreds of peppers painted on it, smelling the smell of hot pot red oil soup wafting in the air, turned his head to leave with a frosty face.
It is the principle of the road designer not to eat spicy food.
However, from the corner of Lu Xu's eyes, he caught a glimpse of Jiang Chengyue's reluctant footsteps. He faltered and turned around to enter the hot pot restaurant, forgetting about the issue of principle.
Lu Xu asked for a private room, motioned the waiter to pass the menu to Jiang Chengyue, and watched as Jiang Chengyue ticked off a certain position on the menu with a pencil.
"What is it?" Lu Xu tapped the table with his knuckles.
"Ah, this is the mandarin duck pot." Jiang Chengyue added, "yuanyang is a kind of bird, and the two of them often act together, like... lovers."
"Lover?" This statement dilutes Lu Xu's resistance to Sichuan cuisine, and adds a little more freshness to the two dating.
Designer Lu's fantasies about hot pot for couples were shattered the moment he saw the actual hot pot.
For the mandarin duck pot that Jiang Chengyue ordered, the red soup occupies 90% of the area, and only a small circle in the middle is the white soup pot that Lu Xu can eat.
Lu Xu took a deep breath under the blowing fragrance, ground his teeth, and was about to have a seizure, when he saw Jiang Chengyue's clear eyes across the fog.
Jiang Chengyue sat very upright, obviously feeling sick to her stomach from the smell of food, but resisted not moving her chopsticks, but turned her gaze to Lu Xu who was sitting opposite, as if asking for consent.
Lu Xu's attitude towards him was very useful, but he said, "You don't need to ask me first."
"Brother Lu, I like you so much!" Taking advantage of the absence of the waiter and no one in the private room, Jiang Chengyue almost hung half of her own weight on Lu Xu's neck, imitating Lu Xu's usual kisses. As he moved, he took a small bite on the side of Lu Xu's neck, leaving a very shallow tooth mark.
Lu Xu touched the place where he was bitten, and lowered his voice: "Have no conscience, do I usually treat you like this?"
"But..." Jiang Chengyue retorted with red ears, "Brother Lu, you also bit me last time."
"Where did I bite you?" Lu Xu squinted his eyes and looked at him. When he said this, he looked like a lazy lion. "Be specific, otherwise how would I know where you are wronged."
Jiang Chengyue sat back angrily: "Brother Lu, if you don't talk, I won't treat you as dumb."
However, this person still hasn't let him go, and is still saying: "Why are you running, you like to bite people, and then bite other places."
Jiang Chengyue felt that the meat slices and vegetables rolling in the red soup in the mandarin duck pot were all cuter than Luke.
While he was eating, Lu Xu's cell phone video call alert sounded several times, and Lu Xu hung up repeatedly.
"You answer the phone." Jiang Chengyue reminded.
"Yeah." Lu Xu didn't avoid him, and pressed the answer button, "What's the matter?"
The call was made by Lu Xu's Hong Kong designer friend Zhou Weide: "I plan to sign a few new models, I will send you the information and give me some advice?"
"Send it." Lu Xu said.
The vision of these designers is poisonous. Whether the figure and temperament of the model can support the runway effect of the brand clothing is what the designer has to consider.
Lu Xu's mobile phone was placed on the table, and he took a picture of the poster on the wall behind him, clicked his tongue curiously, and asked, "Where are you?"
Lu Xu took the phone and moved the direction of the camera: "A date."
Jiang Chengyue didn't care about eating by herself, and occasionally threw cooked lettuce and potatoes into Lu Xu's bowl. When Lu Xu's video call turned to him, he happened to be biting a small broccoli flower, and his mouth was burnt. Reddish, he stared at Lu Xu with wide eyes, and hurriedly greeted the designer he had met on the other side of the call.
Designer Zhou greeted him, and then fired at Lu Xu: "Why do I feel that you are more human now than before?" "Pay attention to your wording." Lu Xu said indifferently, "You This is a personal attack."
Jiang Chengyue's appetite was small and he didn't order much. The waiter gave him extra brown sugar ice powder. He took a sip and pushed it to Lu Xu who was opposite.
Lu Xu raised his leg to block him, grabbed his hand holding the spoon, and took a sip: "Sweet."
"You just eat a little, have you tasted it?" Jiang Chengyue felt that he was perfunctory.
Lu Xu grabbed his waist with a little force, pulling him staggered, Lu Xu kissed him on the lips: "Is it sweet?"
Jiang Chengyue raised her hand and wiped her mouth, feeling a little dizzy.
On the way back, Jiang Chengyue still felt like he was stepping on soft cotton. Lu Xu pressed his shoulders and told him to go wherever he went.
The lavender base of the men's perfume on Lu Xu's body was already very weak, and replaced by the hot pot smell that the two of them had just picked up in the store. He seemed to pull this man into his mortal world for a short time from the sky.
"I knew you were so easy to deceive..." Lu Xu whispered something behind him, the second half of the sentence disappeared into the shadow of the lights behind the two of them, and disappeared.
After returning home, Lu Xu went to take a shower, and Jiang Chengyue borrowed Lu Xu's computer.
Originally, he wanted to hand in a coursework, but by accident, he opened the computer's web search and typed a question——
"What do seven-year-old men like at 26?"
There are various answers, some people say cars, others say houses, or the broad concept of career.
It is also nonsense to say that a 26-year-old man has a strong sexual desire.
There were no shortage of these roads, Jiang Chengyue wanted to turn off the search, but a line of small yellow characters caught his attention.
"Have you recently searched for similar questions like 'what do 8-year-old boys like', 'how to fall in love with an [-]-year-old age difference', 'how to coax a boyfriend is the best'."
Jiang Chengyue: "..."
He quietly clicked on the untitled folder on Lu Xu's desktop, and he saw himself photographed from various angles again. Even though the person in the photo was him, he immediately closed the folder, looked around, panicked like I did something wrong.
It was clearly Lu Xu who was wrong.
The smile at the corner of his mouth just deepened, and when he exited, he accidentally clicked on a dialog box that Lu Xu placed under the computer desktop, and a paragraph of words sent by Lu Nian to Lu Xu caught his eyes.
"Auntie, I seduced you Goose first." He edited a message, thought about it, and deleted it word by word without sending it.
Lu Xu was like this again, he didn't tell him, as if he wanted to give him a fairy tale and separate the reality from him.
Lu Xu came out of the bathroom and walked back and forth in the living room a few times. Jiang Chengyue didn't move, and seemed to be still, as quiet as a painting.
"What are you thinking about?" Lu Xu casually took a lot of roses with water droplets from the flower arrangement.
Rose patted Jiang Chengyue's cheek.
"I'm thinking, go get a little dandelion tattooed." Jiang Chengyue said.
"Aren't you afraid of pain?" Lu Xu grabbed a rose petal, crushed it casually, and wiped the red rose juice from Jiang Chengyue's mouth with his thumb.
Jiang Chengyue knocked off Lu Xu's hand: "I'm afraid of pain, but I want it."
"I'll cry in pain, and then I'll be allergic." Lu Xu threatened him blankly.
Jiang Chengyue disagreed.
"Where do you want to get tattooed?" Lu Xu asked again.
"Hmm..." Jiang Chengyue hesitated, "Can I have a tattoo, only where you can often see it?"
For example, behind the ears, or the position from the clavicle to the heart, it is very beautiful.
Lu Xu didn't respond, but just stared at him firmly, which made Jiang Chengyue feel a little nervous.
After a while, Lu Xu said calmly, "I think we should not be thinking of the same place."
"It's okay." Lu Xu glanced down, put the phone back in his pocket, and didn't let Jiang Chengyue see it.
He actually understands Lu Nian's concerns.
As Lu Nian said, when Jiang Chengyue came to live here, he was still a student who had just graduated from high school and hadn't even entered university yet.
In just a few months, as a landlord several years older, he bullied Jiang Chengyue and even became Jiang Chengyue's boyfriend.
This is unreasonable in front of the elders.
The furious Chen Andi scolded him as an old beast last time, he just ignored it.But he can't perfunctory Lu Nian.
Liking Jiang Chengyue was the process and result of his decision.
In this matter, he must be able to come up with something that can convince the elders of both parties.
The pigeon was full of corn kernels, and chased Pecking Jiang Chengyue's collar, but was chased away by Lu Xuhui again.
"Why are you angry with the pigeon?" The lake wind blew Jiang Chengyue's forehead hair slightly.
"The wings are all over your face." Lu Xu stretched out his hand and patted Jiang Chengyue's face, and then brushed off the feathers left by the pigeon on Jiang Chengyue's shoulders. "It's agreed, only I can touch it."
Jiang Chengyue nodded perfunctorily.
He has gradually gotten used to Lu Xu's occasionally enhanced possessiveness, and even began to regard it as a special connection between the two of them.
Lu Xu is like the moonlight he lost, making up for the part he lacked. He has always known this lakeshore, but he has never been here. Today, he is willing to come with Lu Xu, which is his reconciliation with his past self.
A group message popped up on the screen of the mobile phone. It was from the class group of the German elective course. The results of the last in-class test came out, and they were not included in the total score of the elective course, and were only used as a reference for the students' basic level.
Jiang Chengyue saw the score behind her name——
90 points.
He was also named by the teacher in the group and asked him why he had to redraw all the cartoons on the test paper.
If he remembered correctly, Lu Xu, who rushed to school to teach him that day, should have answered the basic German quiz.
Didn't even get full marks.
"Are you a fake German?" Jiang Chengyue laughed at him.
"..." Lu Xu couldn't see him laughing at himself, so he stretched out his hand to pinch his jaw, "Stop laughing. If you write Chinese test questions, you may not get a higher score than me."
A cruise ship passed by on the lake, and the people sitting on the boat looked in their direction from a distance, as if curious about their relationship.
After Jiang Chengyue fed the pigeons, she began to get hungry.
Their date today has no specific purpose, and they are neither in a hurry nor in a hurry.
Lu Xu originally wanted to take Jiang Chengyue to a German restaurant in the city center, but when passing by a Sichuan hot pot, Jiang Chengyue lagged behind him by several steps.
Lu Xu looked up at the shop's billboard with hundreds of peppers painted on it, smelling the smell of hot pot red oil soup wafting in the air, turned his head to leave with a frosty face.
It is the principle of the road designer not to eat spicy food.
However, from the corner of Lu Xu's eyes, he caught a glimpse of Jiang Chengyue's reluctant footsteps. He faltered and turned around to enter the hot pot restaurant, forgetting about the issue of principle.
Lu Xu asked for a private room, motioned the waiter to pass the menu to Jiang Chengyue, and watched as Jiang Chengyue ticked off a certain position on the menu with a pencil.
"What is it?" Lu Xu tapped the table with his knuckles.
"Ah, this is the mandarin duck pot." Jiang Chengyue added, "yuanyang is a kind of bird, and the two of them often act together, like... lovers."
"Lover?" This statement dilutes Lu Xu's resistance to Sichuan cuisine, and adds a little more freshness to the two dating.
Designer Lu's fantasies about hot pot for couples were shattered the moment he saw the actual hot pot.
For the mandarin duck pot that Jiang Chengyue ordered, the red soup occupies 90% of the area, and only a small circle in the middle is the white soup pot that Lu Xu can eat.
Lu Xu took a deep breath under the blowing fragrance, ground his teeth, and was about to have a seizure, when he saw Jiang Chengyue's clear eyes across the fog.
Jiang Chengyue sat very upright, obviously feeling sick to her stomach from the smell of food, but resisted not moving her chopsticks, but turned her gaze to Lu Xu who was sitting opposite, as if asking for consent.
Lu Xu's attitude towards him was very useful, but he said, "You don't need to ask me first."
"Brother Lu, I like you so much!" Taking advantage of the absence of the waiter and no one in the private room, Jiang Chengyue almost hung half of her own weight on Lu Xu's neck, imitating Lu Xu's usual kisses. As he moved, he took a small bite on the side of Lu Xu's neck, leaving a very shallow tooth mark.
Lu Xu touched the place where he was bitten, and lowered his voice: "Have no conscience, do I usually treat you like this?"
"But..." Jiang Chengyue retorted with red ears, "Brother Lu, you also bit me last time."
"Where did I bite you?" Lu Xu squinted his eyes and looked at him. When he said this, he looked like a lazy lion. "Be specific, otherwise how would I know where you are wronged."
Jiang Chengyue sat back angrily: "Brother Lu, if you don't talk, I won't treat you as dumb."
However, this person still hasn't let him go, and is still saying: "Why are you running, you like to bite people, and then bite other places."
Jiang Chengyue felt that the meat slices and vegetables rolling in the red soup in the mandarin duck pot were all cuter than Luke.
While he was eating, Lu Xu's cell phone video call alert sounded several times, and Lu Xu hung up repeatedly.
"You answer the phone." Jiang Chengyue reminded.
"Yeah." Lu Xu didn't avoid him, and pressed the answer button, "What's the matter?"
The call was made by Lu Xu's Hong Kong designer friend Zhou Weide: "I plan to sign a few new models, I will send you the information and give me some advice?"
"Send it." Lu Xu said.
The vision of these designers is poisonous. Whether the figure and temperament of the model can support the runway effect of the brand clothing is what the designer has to consider.
Lu Xu's mobile phone was placed on the table, and he took a picture of the poster on the wall behind him, clicked his tongue curiously, and asked, "Where are you?"
Lu Xu took the phone and moved the direction of the camera: "A date."
Jiang Chengyue didn't care about eating by herself, and occasionally threw cooked lettuce and potatoes into Lu Xu's bowl. When Lu Xu's video call turned to him, he happened to be biting a small broccoli flower, and his mouth was burnt. Reddish, he stared at Lu Xu with wide eyes, and hurriedly greeted the designer he had met on the other side of the call.
Designer Zhou greeted him, and then fired at Lu Xu: "Why do I feel that you are more human now than before?" "Pay attention to your wording." Lu Xu said indifferently, "You This is a personal attack."
Jiang Chengyue's appetite was small and he didn't order much. The waiter gave him extra brown sugar ice powder. He took a sip and pushed it to Lu Xu who was opposite.
Lu Xu raised his leg to block him, grabbed his hand holding the spoon, and took a sip: "Sweet."
"You just eat a little, have you tasted it?" Jiang Chengyue felt that he was perfunctory.
Lu Xu grabbed his waist with a little force, pulling him staggered, Lu Xu kissed him on the lips: "Is it sweet?"
Jiang Chengyue raised her hand and wiped her mouth, feeling a little dizzy.
On the way back, Jiang Chengyue still felt like he was stepping on soft cotton. Lu Xu pressed his shoulders and told him to go wherever he went.
The lavender base of the men's perfume on Lu Xu's body was already very weak, and replaced by the hot pot smell that the two of them had just picked up in the store. He seemed to pull this man into his mortal world for a short time from the sky.
"I knew you were so easy to deceive..." Lu Xu whispered something behind him, the second half of the sentence disappeared into the shadow of the lights behind the two of them, and disappeared.
After returning home, Lu Xu went to take a shower, and Jiang Chengyue borrowed Lu Xu's computer.
Originally, he wanted to hand in a coursework, but by accident, he opened the computer's web search and typed a question——
"What do seven-year-old men like at 26?"
There are various answers, some people say cars, others say houses, or the broad concept of career.
It is also nonsense to say that a 26-year-old man has a strong sexual desire.
There were no shortage of these roads, Jiang Chengyue wanted to turn off the search, but a line of small yellow characters caught his attention.
"Have you recently searched for similar questions like 'what do 8-year-old boys like', 'how to fall in love with an [-]-year-old age difference', 'how to coax a boyfriend is the best'."
Jiang Chengyue: "..."
He quietly clicked on the untitled folder on Lu Xu's desktop, and he saw himself photographed from various angles again. Even though the person in the photo was him, he immediately closed the folder, looked around, panicked like I did something wrong.
It was clearly Lu Xu who was wrong.
The smile at the corner of his mouth just deepened, and when he exited, he accidentally clicked on a dialog box that Lu Xu placed under the computer desktop, and a paragraph of words sent by Lu Nian to Lu Xu caught his eyes.
"Auntie, I seduced you Goose first." He edited a message, thought about it, and deleted it word by word without sending it.
Lu Xu was like this again, he didn't tell him, as if he wanted to give him a fairy tale and separate the reality from him.
Lu Xu came out of the bathroom and walked back and forth in the living room a few times. Jiang Chengyue didn't move, and seemed to be still, as quiet as a painting.
"What are you thinking about?" Lu Xu casually took a lot of roses with water droplets from the flower arrangement.
Rose patted Jiang Chengyue's cheek.
"I'm thinking, go get a little dandelion tattooed." Jiang Chengyue said.
"Aren't you afraid of pain?" Lu Xu grabbed a rose petal, crushed it casually, and wiped the red rose juice from Jiang Chengyue's mouth with his thumb.
Jiang Chengyue knocked off Lu Xu's hand: "I'm afraid of pain, but I want it."
"I'll cry in pain, and then I'll be allergic." Lu Xu threatened him blankly.
Jiang Chengyue disagreed.
"Where do you want to get tattooed?" Lu Xu asked again.
"Hmm..." Jiang Chengyue hesitated, "Can I have a tattoo, only where you can often see it?"
For example, behind the ears, or the position from the clavicle to the heart, it is very beautiful.
Lu Xu didn't respond, but just stared at him firmly, which made Jiang Chengyue feel a little nervous.
After a while, Lu Xu said calmly, "I think we should not be thinking of the same place."
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