After rebirth, I still can't get rid of the boss

Seeing his angry look, the doctor smiled and explained to him: "Sir, don't get too excited. I said you are pregnant, and you are indeed pregnant, but you are pregnant, not really pregnant, you are pregnant. It's a false pregnancy!"

Su Qu: "???"

Is this some kind of magical operation?As a man, let him get pregnant, and let him have a false pregnancy. Both of them are confused, don't know what kind of show operation is this?So they all looked at the doctor in confusion.

Su Qu was in a hurry, "No, I didn't understand what was going on. Doctor, tell me clearly whether I am pregnant or not. If I was pregnant, I would be pregnant. Why is there a false pregnancy? This Does pseudo-pregnancy mean that you are pregnant, or that you are not pregnant?"

Doctor: "This kind of false pregnancy is not pregnancy in ordinary women. She just has symptoms of pregnancy. I checked you and asked about your situation, so I know that you will get this false pregnancy. The reason may be that your life is too good and moist, so you have nothing to do, so you fantasize about being pregnant, and your body will naturally produce this false pregnancy phenomenon!"

Su Qu: "????"

So he is not pregnant, and he can have a false pregnancy, that is, he is not pregnant, but he has symptoms of pregnancy, so he is lethargic, he has morning sickness, and his emotions... are inexplicably related to It's all because he has a false pregnancy!

Because he had a great life!

Live a good life, do you also have this kind of trouble?

Later, the two of them were in this kind of shock, slowly listening to the doctor say a lot!

"Although it is a pseudo-pregnancy and there is no child in the belly, you are pregnant. You will follow the symptoms of other pregnant women, so your boyfriend should take good care of you! Although you are not pregnant now, your body The reaction is no different from that of a pregnant woman, and I still have to eat and wait for me."

"I'm afraid now that you, as a man, will have confinement disease after a false pregnancy, so I still have to take good care of you, otherwise your confinement disease will leave a lifetime of illness. You still have to take good care of me, you understand?"

Su Qu: "..."

Jin Chi: "..."

Both of them are a little bit out of their minds now!

How can I become an expectant father and expectant mother, but have no children!

Because the two of them are sitting outside to ease the situation.

It has been half an hour since I came out just now, and neither of them has reacted from the current situation.

One is that she doesn't believe how she got this false pregnancy, and the other is that she doesn't believe how Su Qu didn't get pregnant?I thought I was pregnant at first, and I even thought about the name of the child, and I was planning to change to a bigger house.

Su Qu was sitting on the stool in the corridor now, thinking of something, she took a deep breath and leaned against his shoulder, and comforted him, "Young master, I want to start, but I actually think what the doctor said makes sense, I will have this false pregnancy The reason for this phenomenon is that I have lived a good life, compared to the fact that I have bags and skins, it’s pretty good to think about cutting, wrapping, and skins!”

Jin Chi: "..."

It's really open to see!

He can think about it that way, but Jin Chi has no choice!

Thought he could actually be pregnant.

Now I don't want to talk to him very much. I have already thought of a name, but now I can only be disappointed.

Su Qu felt that something was wrong with him. What's the matter with the expression that he heard that he was not pregnant?Did he think he was pregnant?If he can get pregnant, it's really a genetic mutation, okay?

Seeing his sad look, Su Qu went to buy an ice cream and came back to coax him, handed him the ice cream and said, "Master, don't be angry, I can't have children, didn't I tell you a long time ago, even though I am now No kids, but I'm showing signs of pregnancy, which is generally a good thing, you don't have to be a real dad, you can experience what it's like to be a dad. Have ice cream?"

Jin Chi was still a little hesitant at first, but when he heard this, he wanted to refuse to eat it, but saw that he had already opened the ice cream packaging bag, and he ate it himself.

Su Qu ate the food while persuading him.

Jin Chi asked him everything he could think of: "Can pregnant women eat ice cream? Aren't you a sign of pregnancy now? Then you are pregnant, so can you eat ice cream?"

Su Qu was just greedy and wanted to eat, but he was a little dumbfounded when he heard this, as if pregnant women can't eat ice.

"I can't...but I don't really have children, so even if I eat ice cream, it won't affect my stomach."

Jin Chi: "...So are you planning to have confinement disease? Didn't you hear what the doctor said? The doctor said that confinement disease is a lifetime thing, you

I want to have confinement disease all my life. "

After he finished speaking, he snatched his ice cream angrily, and threw it aside by himself, refusing to eat it for him.

Su Qu would return home with him in an hour. She never thought that she would be so unlucky. Other people's pregnancies were really pregnant, and her own pregnancy was a fake pregnancy, which made it look like a real pregnancy. There was nothing I could do. I also said that I must control myself well and not eat other things. Although he is not pregnant now, he looks like a pregnant woman.

When he got home, Su Qu was too lazy to move. He lay on the sofa and told Jin Chi like a master: "Master, go to the kitchen and bring me a glass of water. The water I want should be half warm and half cold." , it must not be too hot, and it must not be too cold."

Jin Chi: "...Don't you have hands? You won't go by yourself."

Hearing this, Su Qu deliberately puffed out his belly, reached out to touch his belly and said, "I want to go too, but I can't help it. You also heard what the doctor said. The doctor said that I am now The situation is the same as pregnancy, I am a pregnant woman now... so you don't serve me, then

what would you do?I have your child in my belly. "

When Jin Chi heard this, he went to the kitchen and brought him a glass of water.

He said to Jin Chi again: "Go and wash me some fresh fruit, I want strawberries and apples."

Jin Chi stood in front of him like this and looked at him motionlessly. After all, he was a young master, and he had never done such a thing before. It was all done by servants, and now he was allowed to do it.

Hearing this, Su Qu touched his stomach, and whimpered, "It's not what I want to eat, it's what the child in my stomach wants to eat. Whose child is the child in my stomach? It's not yours." My child, so hurry up and get it for me, if it’s too late, I won’t be happy, if I’m unhappy, I’ll easily get postpartum depression.”

Jin Chi: "..."

Jin Chi went to wash strawberries for him, and some apples came out, and he had to feed him when he got out, but now he looks like an old man, lying on the sofa as if he had no bones.

Not to mention, being able to have a false pregnancy really feels like having a baby in the stomach.

It's just strange to have this kind of reaction. After eating, I go back to the bedroom at night, and the two of us come out after taking a shower.

Su Qu said to Jin Chi: "Master, hurry up and give me a massage. I heard that this pregnant woman is prone to edema, so she must have a massage. Hurry up and get a set meal for my whole body."

Hearing this, Jin Chi went up to massage his legs obediently. After all, pregnant women who are afraid of edema need to massage their legs. Now, he massaged him obediently. Seeing his smug look, he patted his legs and said : "You work hard for me now, and if you don't give birth to a child in your stomach in ten months, I will kill you."

Su Qu: "..."

He covered his face when he heard this, and looked uncomfortable, "Baby is a mother, I'm sorry for letting you have such a father, your father often abused us domestically, and even threatened us, let you hear such things, really I have wronged you so much, I want to prick up your ears."

After he finished speaking, he put his hand on his stomach so that the baby would not hear it.

Although Su Qu was very happy to trick Jin Chi, but when he had dinner the next day, he would be miserable.

It's because I'm in the early stages of pregnancy, and I wake up early in the morning with crazy morning sickness, which is fine, and I don't have any appetite at all, and I can't even eat, not only I don't have much appetite for breakfast, but even lunch.

Jin Chi asked the aunt who was cooking to change the menu when she came to cook at home, and asked her to make some food that pregnant women can eat. Although she is not pregnant, everything should be treated according to the treatment of pregnant women.

Now my aunt made some nutritious things that she would eat when she was pregnant.

Now when he saw the food on this table, he just couldn't eat it, and he felt nauseous and retched, feeling very uncomfortable.

He looked at Jin Chi, and looked at the dishes on the table. These meals were quite rich, but he didn't want to eat any of them. He even vomited. He ran to the bathroom and retched, but couldn't vomit anything, and returned to his seat. He slapped Jin Chi's hand very angrily: "Master, I really hate you to death. Look at how I vomited. I don't have any appetite now. You really are so good, let me give you life." My child, I am really unlucky!"

Jin Chi: "..."

Su Qu had no appetite at all, and all kinds of reactions came.

Early in the morning, Jin Chi had someone deliver some couriers, and after being punched by him, he went to open the door and brought in the couriers, opened the contents, and handed him a few boxes of plum candies: "You try Test tubes don't work."

Su Qu really has no appetite. Now when he saw Huamei, he swallowed a mouthful of sleepy milk, probably because he had a pregnant woman's reaction, so when he saw this Huamei, he thought it was delicious, took Huamei, and ate it. .

Not to mention that the sour plum is very appetizing, after eating this plum candy, he feels that his whole body is a little more energetic.

He's about to become a spirit boy!

He ate and said to Jin Chi: "Young master, everyone says you are sour, so I am my son."

Jin Chi pinched his stomach: "...you are fat."

Su Qu: "..."

The author has something to say

Hahahahaha, at the request of readers, he was indeed pregnant, but the doctor couldn't detect it, so he watched his belly grow day by day, thinking it was really fat.

So may I have a referral ticket! !

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