After rebirth, I still can't get rid of the boss

Jin Xian is a man, and he doesn't understand how a woman is pregnant, so he doesn't know what the symptoms of pregnancy are, so he can only go to Baidu.

Baidu asked several people what happens when a woman is pregnant, and Baidu gave him some answers. He looked at those answers, and then began to observe Lu Wen.

First of all, the body will change after pregnancy, with big buttocks and thick waist.

The waist is thicker, Jin Xian can clearly feel it, it's the big butt, so when Lu Wen was doing housework, he mopped the floor in front of him, and he directly reached out and touched it.

When Lu Wen was touched by him, he was taken aback, and when he turned around, he saw a large number of him, with his hands still there.

Angry, Lu Wen stretched out his hand, slapped him in the face, and slapped him down. He said angrily, "Hooligan."

Jin Xian: "..."

No, it's not the first time I've touched this place, why beat him?

Although he was slapped, he clearly felt that this place had also become fatter, and a lot of fat. According to what netizens said, it seemed that she was really pregnant.

But he was not sure, after all, he could not rely on one, so he continued to observe.

He continued to observe Lu Wen according to the replies given by netizens, saying that after pregnancy, he would have morning sickness and the like, especially when the time came, he would wake up early and morning sickness almost every morning, so he observed him.

Lu Wen usually wakes up earlier than him to make breakfast for him, but today is strange, he set an alarm clock, the two of them got up at the same time, and when they came in at the same time, his eyes were staring like copper bells. look at him.

Lu Wen was going to the bathroom now, so he followed him to the bathroom. When he was brushing his teeth, he followed him beside him, and the two of them brushed their teeth together.

I don't know what his hobbies are, I have been sticking to him, the two of us are stuck together, I keep staring at him while brushing my teeth, and put down things after he finishes brushing his teeth.

Jin Xian asked him, "Do you feel like throwing up now?"

Lu Wen felt that he asked this question, and you thought something was wrong, so you dare not tell him honestly, who asked him: "Why do you ask me this well, are you cursing me for being sick?"

Jin Xian didn't mean that, he just wanted to see if he would have morning sickness, so he kept staring at him now.

Lu Wen wanted to go to the bathroom now, so he didn't bother to talk to him, so he pushed him out, there was no reason to go to the bathroom, and let him stare.

"Hurry up and get out of here, don't stare at me, disgusting or not, I need to go to the bathroom."

Jin Xian was even more excited when he heard this, because Baidu said that pregnant people will urinate frequently and urgently, and if they often want to go to the toilet, then they are probably pregnant, so now stare at him I don't want to leave, and I want to watch him go to the bathroom, because the colors are different after pregnancy.

He didn't want to leave, so he said to him: "That's it, I'm stuck here and you go to the bathroom."

Lu Wen: "I'll take the tuba."

Chapter 216 Jin Xian tests whether Lu Wen is really pregnant Jin Xian: "It's okay, I don't dislike you."

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Jin Xian was kicked out by him directly.

A cheap man is a cheap man, and he can't do without kicking his feet.

Jin Xian was outside, but he didn't give up looking at him, and waited outside.

Fortunately, today is the weekend, so he can observe Lu Wen's frequency of going to the toilet, whether he urinates frequently or urgently, and if it exceeds that frequency, there is still a high possibility of pregnancy.

So he is going to observe Lu Wen today to see if this is the case.

After Lu Wen washed up, he came out and looked at Jin Xian. Jin Xian wasn't as fussy as he was at the beginning. He was going to cook for Lu Wen.

After all, I was afraid that he would be pregnant, and said that if he was pregnant, there would be a smell of oily smoke.

Lu Wen went to the kitchen, and Jin Xian also went, and said to her, "I'll make you breakfast."

When Lu Wen heard this, he felt that the sun was coming out from the west, and this old man took the initiative to cook for him. Isn't it usually impossible to shout?

Lu Wen was unwilling, "Are you trying to poison me to death? Can the food you cook be eaten?"

Jin Xian thought it was the same, he didn't touch the water with his ten fingers, and he didn't know anything, so he didn't know how to cook.

He thought for a while and said to Lu Wen, "Let's take out."

Lu Wen: "..." I really shouldn't find such a father for my child.

That's what Lu Wen said, but what Jin Xian ordered was breakfast at a six-star western restaurant, and a breakfast cost five figures.

Lu Wen felt that it was really lucky to find such a father for the child, so that the child won at the starting line.

The breakfast he ate was more expensive than other people's. Lu Wen saw that breakfast was coming and was about to go to the bathroom. The problem with his pregnancy was that he wanted to go to the bathroom for everything.

Jin Xian saw that he was going to the bathroom, and stopped him: "What are you doing?"

Lu Wen: "Go to the bathroom."

Jin Xian did some calculations, this time is not normal, normal men don't like this, so it is estimated that it is frequent urination, and the time to get pregnant is quite accurate.So he happily wrote it down.

Lu Wen came out and saw that Jin Xian actually recorded the number of times he went to the toilet, which frightened him, and rushed to beat him.

"Jin Xian, you pervert, you are sick, I didn't expect you to have such a strange and special habit of recording the number of times I go to the toilet, sick and sick."

Jin Xian felt uncomfortable from the beating, and felt helpless looking at Lu Wen. He couldn't say that he suspected that he was pregnant, so he secretly observed whether he was pregnant.After being beaten almost with a bruised nose and a swollen face, Lu Wen looked at him so angry that he didn't even want to talk to him while eating breakfast.

He has a good appetite now, so he clears the plate quickly.

Jin Xian didn't eat much, because Lu Wen didn't give him food, he wanted to eat everything, so Jin Xian didn't have a share.

He said, scumbag men are not worthy of eating.