The fake play of pretending to be O and pretending to be A is really done

Here, Lin Yan and Lin Xiao are looking for each other on the crowded dance floor. Wechat messages are full of where are you and where are you? After swiping out several pages, it took a lot of effort to successfully join forces. In fact, they found the wrong door. .

Lin Yan found Lin Xiao, and when he returned to the booth and found that Leng Xi had disappeared again, he almost pouted and sent him a WeChat message without saying a word.

Lin Xiao tilted his head to watch him send a WeChat message: "Why are you so anxious, I must be dancing."

Lin Yan snapped his fingers, raised his head and swept the dance floor. Not far away, only a few classmates were swaying wildly, summoning them with their lives to join in.Lin Yan didn't find Leng Xi, so he pondered the possibility of Leng Xi wearing high heels to play disco, and shook his head decisively: "Impossible, maybe I got entangled again somewhere."

Sent a WeChat message for a long time and still haven't heard back.

"It's okay, maybe I'm going to the bathroom, wait for him for a while, I'm not in a hurry." Lin Xiao leaned back on the chair and comforted him with empathy, "Just tell me what kind of person you are as a child? I It’s good to be prepared, to be honest, I’m a little nervous.”

"How should I put it, Xiaoxiao, you don't have to be nervous at all." Lin Yan was silent for a long time, then turned to look at her, and said solemnly, "Because this person's brain structure is so unique that most people can't hold it, so basically You can't think about what he said..."

I haven't finished exhorting here, and suddenly a person leans over beside me.

An ashes-level veteran of the funeral family leaned over and hugged his shoulder very familiarly.

This man had yellow hair and was wearing a whole body of odds and ends. He didn't know whether he was drunk or excited, and his eyes were a little red.

Lin Yan looked over vigilantly, and his first reaction was that this guy didn't come here for a fucking drink, who knew that the next second this person's actions overturned all of Lin Yan's guesses.

"Hey, buddy." He lifted up his jacket, revealed a row of small stickers inside, and yelled into Lin Yan's ear, "Do you want to try something exciting." He said and stuffed one into his hand on his own initiative.

Lin Yan: ...

Are people in a certain new industrial chain so courageous now?Even regular nightclubs dare to sell like this?

"It's sweet, just put it on top, let you experience the feeling of flying, endless aftertaste." The man raised his eyebrows, looked over with a pair of eyebrows, and wrote the word "arrogant" in capitals, which is a very typical , In and out of the subway will be stopped by the police to check the appearance of the ID card.

The age is only twenty, but I am particularly rebellious, I am not a good person, the police uncle is here to arrest me.

Lin Yan felt that he would be sorry for his hard work if he didn't call the police.

"Brother, tell me about your youthful age, why don't you do such a thing." Lin Yan patted him on the shoulder, took out his mobile phone in front of him, played a series of phone numbers, and turned around Give him a look, "Look at it, do you know whose number this is?"

Huang Mao looked at a string of phone numbers and shook his head, looking at him: "Girlfriend?"

"Be careful, buddy, this is my girlfriend." Lin Yan pointed to Lin Xiao, then turned his head to point to the phone number and said, "This is my dad."

Huangmao:?

"Do you know what my dad does?" Lin Yan stared at him quietly, as if he was looking at a mentally retarded person.

Huang Mao's eyebrows twitched, and his eyes widened in an instant.

The two looked at each other like this for two seconds, and before they saw a flame, the yellow hair shot up like a rocket, as if their butts were on fire, and ran away.

Lin Yan's complexion changed, he reached out his hand to stop him and only reached the side of his pants, the yellow hair was still struggling, who knew it would change suddenly at this moment.

The sound in the whole club suddenly miraculously quieted down, the dim disco ball stopped flickering, and the small pieces of paper above the head stopped. Instead, the LED headlights that can rival the daytime light up.

The headlights turned on suddenly and were extremely dazzling. All the people who were obsessed with swinging were stunned for a moment, and it took a long time to get used to the sudden light.

Looking up, there are several police comrades in uniform at the gate, who make people's scalp tingle.

As soon as Huang Mao took two steps, Lin Yan hooked his pants. He staggered forward relying on inertia, and Lin Yan pulled off the belt of his pants in one piece.

All sprinkled under the eyes of comrades in the police.

Huangmao: ...

Dear police officers: ...

Onlookers in the nightclub: ...

Dead silence.

About half a minute later, a policeman finally remembered his purpose of breaking in, and he gave a perfunctory notification: "We received an anonymous report that someone here is selling new types of stimulant drugs, so please take out your ID card. "

Then he picked up the yellow hair lying on the ground with one paw, paused, pointed to a small sticker on the ground and asked, "Is this yours?"

From this pause, Lin Yan seemed to feel the voice of the police comrade.

The police comrades are afraid that they have been handling cases for so many years, and they have never seen such a self-inflicted drug dealer.

Huang Mao raised the trousers that Lin Yan had almost pulled off, tightened them in twos and twos, and didn't forget to trim his hair, then he respectfully saluted a nondescript: "Uncle policeman, these things are indeed mine. of."

"But this is not a drug!" Huang Mao waved his hands frantically and defended himself, "Uncle policeman, I'm just an ordinary charlatan, not a drug dealer! We scammers are all professional, we only cheat money and don't harm anyone ah!"

"This is a real sticker, four yuan and five pieces each, and I bought each of them in a convenience store with my own hands." Huang Mao said sincerely, "I haven't sold any of them here yet!"

So sincere that the little policeman was silent.

"Fart." Lin Yan placed Lin Xiao in the crowd, couldn't help jumping out to interject, one hand was still shaking the sequins he pulled off from the yellow-haired pants, and the other hand was holding the yellow-haired front. When the evidence of crime came to him, "You said it was a sticker, so it was a sticker? Since it is a sticker, why did you run away?"

"Even if it's a poster, I can't let you find the police uncle. The police comrades are busy with everything, what a bother to him..." Huang Mao stared at him in disbelief and said, "Let's talk about it! What kind of enmity do you want between us? kill me..."

"Lin Yan, why are you here?"

Huang Mao's voice was interrupted by an unusually familiar male voice, and the little policeman carrying Huang Mao took a step back and showed a more familiar face.

The familiar face said again: "Shouldn't you be at home with Xixi?"

Lin Yan raised his eyes in horror, and found that his own father, Comrade Lin Xianghai, the people's policeman, was standing at the door majestically, looking at him suspiciously, with judgmental eyes and deep condemnation.

Lin Yan: ...

When I went out to dance with my parents behind my back, I not only ran into a gangster who was suspected of dealing drugs, but also happened to meet my father who was a policeman who was doing a routine inspection. What a devilish probability this must be.

However, before Lin Yan was completely shocked, Lin Xianghai looked around and asked again: "I'll talk about lying to your mother when I go home. You tell me first, where's Xixi?"

Lin Yan: ...

It's a fucking soul-sucking question.

Lin Yan quickly scanned around with the light of the white weaving lamp, and he couldn't find Leng Xi.Not only did he not know where he was going, and he didn't reply to his WeChat, he knew that Leng Xixi was a big scumbag, really not a thing.

Facing the white jade plate-like moon, Leng Xi sneezed loudly, then rubbed her nose and picked up the corner of her skirt, lowered her head and glanced at Gu Huaiyu, the disgust on her face was so strong that it could be transformed into shape.

"Do you think," after a long silence, Leng Xi finally said, "Is this suitable for us?"

"It's suitable, it's not suitable." Gu Huaiyu sat on the steps carelessly, with two bags of barbecue takeaway beside him.Seeing Leng Xi looking over, he thoughtfully moved to the left to make room for him to sit.

Gu Huaiyu proudly pointed to the ground: "Sit down, eat whatever you want, I'm paying for it."

He has a bold attitude, like a gangster from the mixed society.

The freshly baked barbecue is sizzling with oil, the cumin powder and chili noodles are perfectly mixed with the meat flavor, and the traditional charcoal grilled has a bit of burnt smoke, which is raw on the body.

Before Leng Xilin came out, the perfume he had carefully selected was the fragrant jasmine scent, but now his whole body was covered in the scent of meat.The same fragrance, completely two effects.

Smell has a domesticating effect on people, smelling and smelling, you will be hungry even if you are not hungry.

He strongly suspected that Gu Huaiyu did it on purpose.It was also intentional to ask him whether to eat late-night snacks before. There are thousands of kinds of late-night snacks in the world, but he didn't believe that Gu Huaiyu had to eat something strong like barbecue, and he had to take him outside to eat on the floor.

"Aren't you cold dressed like this? You sneezed just now." Gu Huaiyu picked up a mutton skewer, bit and rolled it, and the two sticks were empty, without any movement for three seconds.

"It's not cold." As soon as Leng Xi finished speaking, she sneezed again and even trembled a bit, which was extremely embarrassing.

After sneezing, Leng Xi was stunned.

Gu Huaiyu laughed involuntarily, "Why are you shaking if you're not cold?" Holding a stick in his mouth, he decisively took off his coat and threw it to him, "Put it on."

"My mother said that the sneezing was because someone was talking about me, not because of the cold." Leng Xi refused to admit it, but still reached out to take Gu Huaiyu's coat.

Gu Huaiyu's coat still carried the warmth of his body, Leng Xi hesitated for a second, and instead of putting it on, he hugged the warmth.

After a while, Leng Xi couldn't bear the cumin smell of the barbecue, and kept rushing into her nose, her skirts were stained with the smell, and it was not bad to roll a layer of dust on the ground, and she simply leaned against Gu Huaiyu Also sat on the steps.

Leng Xi restrainedly picked up a bunch of chicken hearts and bit off a bite, chewing in small bites, she was gentle and elegant, for fear of ruining her lipstick, and those who didn't know thought that some kind of young lady was tasting caviar here.

Gu Huaiyu looked at him and regretted giving him the coat, and immediately wanted to snatch it back, so he held back.

He watched Leng Xi eat in silence for a while, clenching his fists.He thought to himself that he was really good-natured and good-natured, and he could actually tolerate an Omega who was acting like this sitting next to him and tasting barbecue.

Forget it, after all, in this society, Omega should take care of each other.

If a sister is mentally ill, she is still a sister.

For an Omega like Leng Xi, if he doesn't pay more attention, it is easy to spread the scandal of being pregnant out of wedlock one day. This can be regarded as his contribution to the society and the entire Omega group.

Gu Huaiyu figured it out, stopped looking at him, and continued to eat his own.

Leng Xi didn't know anything about Gu Huaiyu's mental journey with eight hundred detours. She ate a chicken heart slowly, looked at Gu Huaiyu, and couldn't hold back her words: "Have you had a fight with your family?"

Gu Huaiyu's heart skipped a beat, and the way he looked at him changed completely.

"Why do you..." Gu Huaiyu quickly bit down on the word knowing, but he was still terrified.

"It feels like you're not in a good mood." Leng Xi took another bite of the chicken heart, "When you're unhappy, your mouth is quite kind. If you go out to play alone at night and you're unhappy, you're either broken in love or quarreling with your family. In view of reliability Rumor has it that you don't have a partner, so it's a quarrel, right?"

Gu Huaiyu remained silent for a long time.

"Can't I simply not want to see you?" Gu Huaiyu said.

"Then you are so unique." Leng Xi said, "Generally, other people pray to gods and Buddha every day to see me."

"...Okay, you guessed it right." Gu Huaiyu clicked his tongue, "But don't expect me to confide in you if you guessed it right, eat your chicken heart, and then shut your mouth."

Leng Xi finally finished eating a bunch of chicken hearts, and Gu Huaiyu finished ten skewers in the time it took him to eat this bunch of chicken hearts.

Leng Xi was speechless: "Is gluttony the concrete manifestation of your bad mood?"

"Well, it's over after eating." Gu Huaiyu didn't lift his head, "Then what's wrong with you?"

"What's wrong?" Leng Xi asked.

"Why do you come out to play dressed like this?" Gu Huaiyu also emphasized the words "dressed like this", and after asking, an answer flashed, "Ah, are you afraid of being seen?"

"Don't be afraid," Leng Xi shook her head, "Besides, who says I'm alone, I'm with..."

Before she could say the word "faxiao", Leng Xi stood up with a huff, and the wind from the corner of her skirt hit Gu Huaiyu's face, almost frightening the meat skewers: "Fuck, why are you so surprised?" ?”

"I forgot a big thing!" Leng Xi said.

Damn, how could he have forgotten that he came with Lin Yan? Lin Yan wanted to introduce him to Lin Xiao. Before he saw Lin Xiao, he went out for supper with Gu Huaiyu.

Leng Xi quickly took out her phone, as expected, eight WeChat messages and five phone calls.

Lin Yan's last WeChat message was: "If you don't fucking answer my call, you will have to collect my dead body."