Who lost this loyal dog?

How does this work!

Tianyi was startled, and panicked and knelt down.

It's too presumptuous.

He has done so many things that crossed the line today, thanks to his master Kuanhe, he didn't care about it.

As for sharing the bed with the master, this is absolutely unacceptable.

"You don't want to?" Zhang Ze forcibly pulled him up from the ground, seeing that Tianyi lowered his head and almost found a crack to get in, the evil taste that he had pressed down before emerged again.

"I absolutely do not move around at night when I sleep, and I don't grind my teeth and snore. But..." He looked at the top of his head in front of him, deliberately lowered his voice, and pretended to be heartbroken, "If you don't like it, forget it, I'll go Spread a mattress on the ground, and it will last overnight."

"Subordinates will never despise their master!" Tian Yi couldn't help raising his voice.

Shocked, he quickly raised his head, his uncovered face was full of horror, his slightly dilated eyes were facing Zhang Ze's mischievous smile.

……

Why didn't he understand that this was being teased by the master?

Even so, Tianyi only dared to give a wry smile in a low voice without any momentum: "The subordinates are stupid, the master should stop teasing the subordinates."

What I said was not even a complaint, Ruan Ruan just wanted to be bullied again.

Thanks to his own good qualities, Zhang Zecai didn't really make a move.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." He waved his hand without any sincerity, and pressed his arm on Tianyi's shoulder, pushing him towards the house, "Let's go, go to rest. Don't say anything about vigil. The radius is ten dozen There's no one in there, so there's no need to stay up all night and watch."

Seeing that Tianyi still wanted to struggle, Zhang Ze used his final trump card: "If you don't agree, I will really go to the floor."

Zhang Ze had finished talking, what else could Tianyi do.

He sighed silently in his heart, and chose to obey.

As long as it is something the master wants, he has never been able to refuse.

"That's right."

As Zhang Ze walked, he felt that he seemed to have forgotten something.

The two stepped into the room, taking advantage of the faint light coming in from the window, Zhang Ze paused and remembered.

I saw one piece of clothes on the bed, one piece after another, piled up in a mess, leaving no space left.

It's all because the fish soup is so delicious, he completely forgot about tidying up his clothes.

"Ahaha, hahaha, God, wait a minute."

Zhang Ze laughed and ran to the bed in two or three steps, blocking Tianyi's sight intentionally or unintentionally, quickly gathered all the clothes together, rolled them into a ball, and stuffed them into the closet forcibly.

Thanks to the cabinet being strong enough, it didn't fall apart after such random stuffing.

Tian Yi, who was thrown aside, looked at his nose, his nose, and his heart, as if he didn't see the tragedy on the bed, but when he saw the cloth ball, he moved his fingers, bit his lips tightly, and suppressed himself with all the restraint of the shadow guard Habitual thoughts of wanting to pack clothes.

Restoring the surface of the wooden bed to cleanliness, Zhang Ze wiped off his cold sweat guiltily, and stood in front of the cabinet to greet Tian Yi at the door: "Let's go to bed."

Tianyi's breath immediately missed a beat.

Just, go to bed!

There was a "boom" in his head, his body tensed, and he quietly raised his eyes to look at Zhang Ze. When his eyes fell on the white girdle, he froze slightly, his eyes wandered, and he didn't know what he thought of. As if being shocked, he hurriedly looked away.

He took a few deep breaths as much as possible to suppress the messy thoughts in his head, and Tianyi realized that there was a smell of rust in his mouth at some point, and the soft flesh inside his lips was bitten open, blunt. Dull pain.

Fortunately, there is not enough light in the room, the master can't see his abnormality, Tian Yi thought fortunately.

Zhang Ze did not find out.He was busy struggling with his clothes.

The ancient costumes were layered on top of each other, and Zhang Ze, who was used to wearing half-sleeve shorts, took them off until his head swelled.

The outermost coat was okay, just take it off. As for the next girdle, he tried hard for a long time under the moonlight and couldn't untie it.

Naturally, Zhang Ze focused on another person in the room.

Among other things, after just half a day of practice, he now fully understands the good intentions of the system in distributing "novice gift packages".

Tian Yijin can carry a knife to kill people, and retreat can wash his hands and make soup, which are much more practical than those fancy things he thought.

The "offline" system let out a noble and sneering sneer, and continued to work on the massive amount of work that was about to fill up the memory.

Zhang Ze waved to Tianyi: "Come on, do me a favor."

"This subordinate is offended." Tianyi obediently walked over.

He bent down obediently, and his fingers, which were used to holding a knife and holding a sword, cooperated with each other flexibly, and quickly untied the knot that made Zhang Ze helpless.

"Thank you brother." Zhang Ze patted Tian Yi's shoulder familiarly, and continued to clean himself one by one.

Tianyi retreated silently to the original corner.

Zhang Ze took off to the end, considering the current era background, hesitated for a moment, and left the innermost white obscene clothes.

Pulling out the wooden hairpin on top of his head, he casually plucked the long hair that grew to his waist and abdomen. He picked up the hair and turned around, wanting to ask what to do, but found that Tian Yi was still standing at the door, tightly wrapped from head to toe. Strictly.

He half-jokingly asked: "Are you going to sleep like this?"

Tianyi is still making the last struggle: "Subordinate...subordinate can spend the night in a chair."

Chair?

Unexpectedly, there was such a choice. Zhang Ze was reminded that there was indeed a wooden chair in the small study room separated by a barrier on the other side of the room.

Zhang Ze shook his head.

A chair is not as comfortable as a bed. If you can make do with a chair for one night and stand up the next day, you will be a ghost.

They are all adult males, and there is nothing special to avoid.

He used to be on a business trip with the company, and it wasn't that he didn't share a room with his male colleague for the night.Just sleeping, why bother?

The system let out two hecks.

Can two beds be the same as one bed?

I don't know who said, "In ancient times, once the body was seen by people other than parents, it would cause big trouble."

This time the host is not good, he ate back what he said so quickly.

Zhang Ze remained silent for too long, making the already uneasy person even more uneasy, and instinctively chose the most infallible way to deal with it in his opinion.

Tianyi knelt down and pleaded guilty in a low voice: "This subordinate disobeyed the master, this subordinate deserves to die."

After speaking, starting from the cuffs, he took off all the hidden weapons hidden on his body one by one, and then started to undress.

Zhang Ze stared dumbfounded at the silver needles, darts, knives, daggers, soft swords, and a small bundle of thin silk threads that Tianyi had found out from nowhere. Everyone forgot to clean up.

They are obviously similar clothes, but where did Tian Yi hide this pile of seemingly dangerous things before?

He even found a few half-white and half-black silver needles. According to the consistent setting in the novel, this kind of situation seems to have been smeared with poison, maybe it was the kind that blocked the throat with blood.

If he dared to carry this kind of thing on his body, he probably thought his life was too long.

When he managed to get back the brain that ran away from home, Tianyi knelt on the ground, only his obscene clothes remained on his body, and all kinds of hidden weapons were piled up like a hill.

And Tianyi bent over and kowtowed, fully exposing his broad shoulders and deadly neck to his eyes, quietly waiting for the next order.

"You, oh, forget it, come here quickly." Zhang Ze wanted to say something, but in the end he just sighed helplessly and patted the bed beside him.

Needless to say, the wooden bed left by Yin Yucheng is quite strong, and even though it bears double the usual weight, it only creaked twice when the two of them lay on it, instead of disintegrating on the spot.

Guessing that Tianyi, as a shadow guard, doesn't seem to be used to sleeping in the same bed with others, Zhang Ze thoughtfully tried to shrink towards the wall, giving him most of the space.

When he finally finished fiddling with his hair, he was thinking of chatting with his shadow guard before going to bed, but when he turned his head, he saw that although Tianyi was lying flat on the bed, half of his body was hanging brightly in the air. Squeezing out of the bed for two people, I was stunned that there was room for another person to be squeezed in.

This……

"Oh," Zhang Ze sighed helplessly, set an example, moved a little in the middle, and then stretched out his index finger to poke Xia Tianyi's arm, not surprisingly, he found that his muscles were tense and did not relax at all, "You also go Move in the middle, lie down and sleep."

Tianyi, who closed his eyes and pretended to be sleeping, suddenly stopped breathing, echoed "Of order" in a low voice, and then moved his hands and feet inward stiffly...

One finger away?

Zhang Ze frowned and looked at the person who was indistinguishable from those who were moving or not, so he just started directly and pulled the wood towards him.

I thought it would take a lot of effort, but I just pulled people back with a light pull.

Why did you suddenly become so obedient?

Zhang Ze raised his eyebrows, wanting to pry open his brain and see what's inside.

Knowing that he was wrong, Tianyi lay on the bed as if he was dead, raised his head slightly, and looked up at his master with black and white eyes blinking and blinking.

……

Zhang Ze suddenly raised his arms to block his eyes, and turned his head to the wall.

"Master? The subordinates are still going to hit the ground..." Tian Yi couldn't figure out why the master was like this, and wanted to get up in a panic.

A hand grabbed his arm, without much effort, but easily stopped his movement.

Tian Yi froze in place in bewilderment.

"Sleep!" Zhang Ze said concisely.

"..."

"Lie down," Zhang Ze withdrew his hand, yawned loudly, and pulled up the thin quilt to cover his head, "Sleep honestly, don't always think about running."

"……Yes."

Tianyi lay on his back next to Zhang Ze, relaxing his muscles bit by bit.

The two didn't speak any more, and the room became so quiet.The crickets and grasshoppers outside the house were very lively, and the room was so quiet that the long breathing of the two could be heard.

After finally being free, Zhang Ze controlled his breathing, pretended to be sleeping, poked at the system, and asked in his mind, "Tong, what is the name of the boss?"

"Didn't you type it once? Forgot it so soon?" The busy system allocated a little memory to scan the host.

"What are you doing?" Zhang Ze had a conditioned reflex to dodge. He just moved his arms when he suddenly remembered that there was someone lying beside him.

A cold voice from the system sounded: "After scanning, the host's body temperature is normal, blood pressure is normal, blood sugar is slightly elevated, he is conscious, and is generally in a normal state."

Zhang Ze became angry from embarrassment. He felt that the system was implicating him, but he had no evidence: "Just tell me your name, why bother?"

"Yin Yucheng."

"what?"

The system glanced at the host, feeling that the host was teasing him, but he had no proof: "The name of the boss is Yin Yucheng. But if you want to change it to Zhang Ze, you can."

Zhang Ze was taken aback by the second half of the system's sentence: "Is your system so casual, changing the name casually?"

"There are no 'we', only me." The system first corrected the mistakes in the host's words, and then explained, "At the beginning, Yin Yucheng wanted to escape, which caused the game world to fail to function normally. In order to fix the loophole, the system went to capture Yin Yucheng , to get him back on track."

Zhang Ze put on a posture of eating melons, and asked, "And then?"

"Then, the system successfully captured Yin Yucheng, but the other party was unwilling to return to the game world."

"And then what?" Zhang Ze became excited.

Did the system imprison Yin Yucheng after that, and Yin Yucheng was tortured and tortured?

He is familiar with the plot.

No, you are not familiar!

The system ruthlessly extinguished the host's fantasy, and said in a cold voice without ups and downs: "Afterwards, the system negotiated with Yin Yucheng and agreed that the other party should leave, but he must transfer everything in the game world to the system, so that the system can find Yin Yucheng." and train successors.”

Is this over?

Zhang Ze sighed regretfully.

"So, there is no problem for the host to use his original name." Seeing that this topic is getting more and more dangerous, the system wants to go offline without watching the host who is not a big deal.

"Hey, don't run away, Tong," Zhang Ze asked, "Tell me, does Tianyi know that I'm not Yin Yucheng?"

"I met Tianyi for the first time, did Tianyi call 'Aze'?"

The system... The system said that this question cannot be answered, it is better to pretend to be dead.

What's terrible is that the host is still there, digging deeper layer by layer: "Since my name and BOSS are different, why did Tianyi call me 'Aze' in the first place? How did he know about me? His real name? System, are you hiding something from me?"

Combining all kinds of sci-fi movies that Zhang Ze had watched, as well as various novels such as infinite horror and system time travel, a thought flashed across his head like lightning, and he made the final knowing blow: "Tong, are you Didn't you tamper with my memory?"

The system was asked so that the program ran in disorder for a while, and almost crashed.

The host looked careless and nervous, but his intuition was unexpectedly sensitive.If you really fool him like a child, you will definitely be caught.

Two or three times the system sweeps the messy program into the trash.

Fortunately, he was well prepared. Facing the accusation from the host, he asked firmly in his usual cold tone: "Are you sure the host heard correctly? According to the system, the human brain is not [-]% trustworthy, and often... .”

Seeing that the system seemed to be about to start a long speech, Zhang Ze bowed his head and surrendered: "Stop, stop, let's talk about the conclusion directly."

Knowing that mutual trust is the basis of cooperation, the system directly called out its own underlying code and packaged it for the host to see: "According to the underlying operating rules of the system, although this system aims to fix game bugs, it is absolutely forbidden to harm the host during the process. Please rest assured, the host."

"Is that so..." Zhang Ze breathed a sigh of relief.

At least he won't be cheated to death and counting money for the system, which can be regarded as a gain.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he put down half of his heart, he heard the system say: "The host's groundless accusation against the system has caused the system to suffer [-] points of damage, the blood bar is empty, and it is about to go offline. Please rely on the host's own efforts and do not disturb .”

Zhang Ze was shocked: "Don't, hey, which one of us is with whom, Tong, are you willing to leave me alone? Tong? Tong?"

Heh, he ran pretty fast.

As for whether Tianyi knows his real name...

Zhang Ze turned over.

who cares.

Is it important to know, or not to know?

If one day B just pretends to be confused and pretends to be ignorant, and he rashly pierces the window paper, who knows what will happen afterwards.

It's rare to be confused, he just wants to clear the customs and go home.

After Zhang Ze figured it out, he tilted his head and fell asleep without any psychological burden, completely unaware that his actions disturbed the mood of the people around him.

Tian Yi's steady breathing stopped for a moment uncontrollably.

The two of them were very close, separated only by a thin layer of quilt, and he could clearly feel the breath emanating from the master's body contacting his, and slowly blending together.

too intimate.

Still want to be closer.

The owner is already asleep, if you touch it lightly, just touch it, the owner will not find out.

Or pretend to turn over and accidentally touch the master's hand. With the master's temperament, most of them just laugh it off and don't take it to heart.

In the blink of an eye, Tianyi had already planned the action plan one, two, three in his mind, his fingertips trembled slightly, and he quietly leaned towards the sleeping person who didn't know anything.