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"Accidentally Raided the Scumbag at the Starting Point":

Wearing a book is a relatively lucky thing for Qiao Jia, and he intends to follow the line of holding Song Ranjin's thigh unswervingly.

Then, the first condition is: not let Song Ran know that he is gay.

Song Ran didn't know that Qiao Jia was gay, but in the process of starting a business, he gradually turned himself away.

So, now comes the question: how to be gay to Qiao Jia, who only has brotherhood in his heart?

Li Lulu got dressed and went to the kitchen.

The diet needs to be balanced. How is it enough to eat dog food and cat food?Chicken breast, fish, broccoli, carrots... pureed and steamed.

"Snowball, Huangqiu, and Xie Yun have dinner!" Li Lulu shouted.

Xie Yun: "..."

Inexplicably felt insulted.

Man, are you challenging my tolerance for you?

Xie Yun felt strange, curled his lips, and walked to the dining table, where Li Lulu brought out the prepared noodles.

Xie Yun looked at the things in the bowls of the big snowball and the big yellow ball, and then at the things on his own plate.He raised his eyebrows and asked, "This? What is it?"

Li Lulu said: "It's delicious. I poured soy sauce and chili sauce on it. When we steamed this dish, we added pepper, so it won't have any fishy smell. Don't worry."

Xie Yun thinks that it is so white and green with broccoli, can it be delicious?

Fork up and up!

One bite, it's really fragrant.

Noodles are instant noodles.

The instant noodles have been boiled in boiling water, and there is no seasoning packet, and there are two fried eggs lying on it.

Xie Yun suddenly felt very happy.

There are wives who do things, and the wives will cook after the work is done, and the wives will wash the dishes later.

Ah, no wonder so many people want to be a scumbag, sure enough, a scumbag is cool enough.

No wonder so many men don't want to be single.It's so nice to have a wife.

Xie Yun feels that compared with the 28 years of being single, his current life is like rolling in garbage.

What is the use of earning so much money?

Nothing compares to the happiness of having a meal of instant noodles with my wife.

Just thinking about it, Li Lulu had already finished eating, and Xie Yun had only the last bite left.

Li Lulu said: "Eat first and then wash the dishes. The kitchen pots, pans, chopping boards, and wall breakers must be washed thoroughly. Wipe them with a clean cotton cloth before putting them in the cabinet. The dishes and chopsticks must be disinfected."

"All the counters in the kitchen have to be wiped down three times."

Xie Yun didn't swallow the last mouthful.

"what?"

Li Lulu: "The dishwasher is not omnipotent, there are only two bowls, so there is no need to open it?"

Xie Yun: "???" No, what's the deal with the dishwasher?Isn't it about me doing the dishes?

Hey!

Man, are you crazy.

Look at my hands, please, look at my hands, they are insured for 2000 million!

Xie Yun said: "Li Lulu, I need to explain to you formally, at home, I..."

He wasn't finished yet.

Li Lulu interrupted him, and he raised his eyebrows: "You don't mean to say that you don't wash the dishes, do you? Can you do something like eating and not washing the dishes?"

Xie Yun had a heart attack.

He really can do it.

However, Li Lulu said to him at this time: "Then the second day we live together, are we going to say we broke up?"

Xie Yun:! ! !

Li Lulu looked at Xie Yun regretfully and said: "I can't imagine that I can only be a 'housewife' in the future, ah, I can't even compare to a 'housewife', they can still have children. You have to understand Xie Yun, I am a man."

Xie Yun: Heh, man, don't challenge me easily.

You must know that this is the Xie Family Manor, and I have absolute authority here.

How dare you order me to do the dishes?

Ash, are you crazy?

Li Lulu looked at the stunned Xie Yun and spread his hands, "Okay, let me wash it."

Xie Yun: "That's about the same. Do you know how much money I have insured for my hands?"

What Li Lulu thought in his heart was that he washed the dishes tonight and would go back tomorrow morning.Anyway, I didn't move my things, and I didn't return the room.It is very convenient to go back.

It's just that the heart is inevitably disillusioned.

How long have you lived together?It was discovered that Xie Yun didn't do housework.Hehe, it is not required to share all of it, but at least a little must be done.No matter how good-looking a man who doesn't do housework looks, how many hands are big, and how long-lasting his ability is, it's useless.He, Li Lulu, is not hungry.

Taking a step back, even if you are hungry and thirsty, isn’t there still Taobao to buy personal items?Doesn't the battery last longer?

As a result, I heard Xie Yun's words.

Li Lulu couldn't hold back.

"How precious are your hands? Do you want someone to wipe your ass?"

"Beethoven is deaf, why don't you just play the piano? Ah, you can't do housework with your hands? Tsk tsk, it's amazing, it's so precious."

Xie Yun was stunned, he was stunned for a while, and then he ate the mouthful of cold noodles into his stomach.

Li Lulu looked at him with disgust, put away the plate, and went into the kitchen.

Xie Yun felt cool.

He looked at the table, which had a shiny porcelain surface.

He looked at his fingers, they were very fair and slender.

Then, he turned to look at Li Lulu.

Li Lulu was washing the tableware in the kitchen in an orderly manner.

Xie Yun was a little confused, as if he understood something again.

The same system has been dead in my mind, and the progress bar moved slightly.He didn't notice either.

He felt that Li Lulu was so angry.

Also, there is a sense of loss of control.

He felt that his invincible routine had never been used successfully on Li Lulu.

He felt that Li Lulu had a big temper, but at the same time felt that he was really hypocritical.

So, he stood up involuntarily, then walked behind Li Lulu, and put his arms around his waist.

"What are you doing? I'm washing the dishes, so don't get in the way."

"You are asked to work and you don't."

Li Lulu dislikes Xie Yun.

Xie Yun dared to say that when he lived to be 28, no one ever disliked him, and Li Lulu was the first one.

Xie Yun didn't let go, he kissed him on the cheek again and again, "Don't be angry, I've never done it before. I'm not rich, not rich at all." He said, "I'll wipe the counter, I'll wipe the counter. Mopping the floor. Don't be angry."

Li Lulu turned around and looked at him.

"Does this mean it can be taught?"

Xie Yun's eyebrows became caterpillars.

Li Lulu said: "Are you willing to be a better version of yourself for each other?"

"I know that you are rich and powerful, you have a halo and stars and seas."

"But I'm different from you. I don't want to say anything else. In this relationship, the only equality is that you have the right to let go, and I have the right to let go."

Xie Yun convinced Li Lulu.

Really convinced.

"Okay, okay. I will come and do the housework in the future. Don't be angry."

Do you want to ask the servants to finish dinner and pack it up before leaving?

But... He also wanted to see the fireworks when Li Lulu was busy for him in the kitchen.

This is so embarrassing.

I don't want to wash the dishes, but I want to watch Li Lulu cook.

Li Lulu didn't know what Xie Yun was struggling with.He didn't want to be so scruples, he was an open and frank person since he was born.I don't want to take advantage of others and I don't want to be taken advantage of by others.

Moreover, for things like feelings, he is more chic than anyone else.

He doesn't covet Xie Yun, if it's not suitable, he will leave earlier and more decisively, because he doesn't love deeply.

Early in the morning, he planted the seeds that he could not match Xie Yun, so he was already mentally prepared.

Xie Yun didn't know that Li Lulu thought so, but he was keenly aware that Li Lulu didn't seem to love him as much as he thought.

Xie Yun felt a little uneasy.

On this day, Xie Yun, who had never done housework before, finished the housework under Li Lulu's guidance, and finally washed his hands with soap.

Li Lulu reached out and touched his smooth and tender hand, and let out a sigh of relief.

"Oh my god, it's a 2000 million insured hand, tsk tsk tsk, how expensive it is!"

Xie Yun blushed.It was too embarrassing all of a sudden.

Inexplicably, I felt extremely ashamed.

Li Lulu smiled happily and gave him a cross-eyed look. Shi Shiran went to the bedroom.

Xie Yun didn't stay for long, and quickly walked to the bedroom.Li Lulu was brushing his teeth and washing his face in the bathroom when Xie Yun walked in.

In the mirror, the two brushed their teeth together. After brushing their teeth and washing their faces, they had a toothpaste-flavored kiss.Then start to take a shower.

Xie Yun discovered a new joy when taking a shower, pouring milk in and picking it out again.

Li Lulu wished he could give him a kick.

I told you not to go inside!Not allowed inside!

But Xie Yun didn't want it, he liked the aftertaste at the end.

I was a little tired from tossing around, and I slept much more soundly at night than before.

After Xie Yun waited for Li Lulu to fall asleep, his eyes were still closed.He held Li Lulu in his arms.

He had a wonderful feeling in his heart, as if Li Lulu was missing something, and only by being hugged in this way could he feel at ease, not feel empty, and be satisfied.

He bowed his head and kissed Li Lulu's cheek.Li Lulu slept like a pig and didn't react at all.

Xie Yun couldn't help laughing, good night.

The next day, Xiao Chen, an early morning assistant, came over.

It was only after five o'clock.

Xie Yun got up lightly, but Li Lulu heard the voice of him talking with his assistant Xiao Chen outside, and Li Lulu woke up in a daze.

Go to the door and open it.

Xie Yun turned to look at him with a mask on and smiled.

"Did I wake you up?"

Li Lulu snorted.Wipe your eyes.

"What are you? Another activity?"

Xie Yun: "I'm going to the set today. I'm going to be on the set for two days."

Li Lulu frowned.

Xie Yun's stylist and those who were in charge of his appearance, when they saw Li Lulu, their eyes widened wider than anything else.

But they were surprised, they didn't dare to say, and they didn't dare to ask.

Xie Yun didn't know what it was in his hands, and the staff who took care of his hands frowned and said, "Thank God, have you been lazy and haven't taken care of your hands lately? Look, your hands are rough~! Oh, you can't be lazy in the future. No, I have to make hand masks in the next few days."

Li Lulu: "..."

Xie Yun raised an eyebrow at Li Lulu helplessly.

do it do it.

Being a star is really different.Will he do the housework in the future?snort!

Didn't I just wash a bowl, it's much rougher~

Li Lulu: "Where are you filming?"

Xie Yun said: "The location was not shot in Hengdian. It was in Dayuan Lake. Are you going?" If you dare not go and wait a while, you can pack it up and take it away.

However, his Lu Lu must be reluctant to part with him.

Think about it with your toes.