After Marrying the Lord of the Underworld

During dinner, Lu Yingjiu told Jing Xian about what happened at Chu Banyang's place.

He said: "Chu Banyang said that two dreams of the Peacock God were shattered, and he also told me the specific address. I plan to go and have a look in the next two days."

Jing Xian nodded and said: "Well, there are people in the bar anyway."

For the rest of the time, it seems that Ye Feng and Amei will be sitting in the bar.

Lu Yingjiu was very suspicious of those two people's professional abilities.

But the bar was already half dead, and as long as they didn't blow it up, it wouldn't be any worse, so it didn't matter.

"However," Jing Xian turned around, "Why did you run over to see that Chu by yourself!"

"Isn't it because he contacted me temporarily?" Lu Yingjiu knew that the old vinegar had been overturned when he heard the tone, "Why are you targeting him so much? You usually don't care about Ye Feng and Xiao Li."

Jing Xian said directly: "Those two people don't have the slightest competitiveness."

Lu Yingjiu: "..."

It's too heartbreaking.

At the same time, Ye Feng was studying carefully with a glass of wine, and sneezed hard, spilling half of the glass on Amei's new skirt.

Ah Mei was shocked and punched him on the head.

Xiao Li was tremblingly making a report in front of Chu Banyang, and sneezed hard.

His master reacted quickly, and stopped the spray attack with the document in his hand in time, saying that Xiao Li, you should copy the book for me tonight.

"Of course," Jing Xian said, "I don't think that person surnamed Chu will pose any threat to my status. I really want to say that I don't care at all, to show the generosity of Zhenggong, but I'm about to die of jealousy, just like It's a lemon, like a jar of hundred-year-old vinegar unearthed from the ghost world, like the bitter sourness that you accidentally pour the whole bottle of vinegar into when eating dumplings!"

This sentence somehow hit Lu Yingjiu's smile.

He was holding a piece of meat, but his chopsticks were shaking from laughing.

After laughing for a long time, he said with a smile: "You shouldn't be called Jingxian, you should be called Jiuxian."

"Call me whatever you want." Jing Xian took a sip of the soup, "If possible, I would like to hear you call my husband on the bed, as often as possible, the more the better."

Lu Yingjiu:?

He kicked Jing Xian lightly under the table: "How come you can turn to the bed on any topic."

Jing Xian emphasized: "This is my normal need, and my legal right! Normal! Legal!"

"Yeah, normal and legal." Lu Yingjiu perfunctory him, "Old vinegar jar, finish your soup soon, it's almost cold."

……

The day after tomorrow, Lu Yingjiu and Jingxian got on the high-speed train.

The village that Chu Banyang told them was called Lintian Village, and it took only two or three hours to get to the nearest city by high-speed train.

On the high-speed rail, Jing Xian gave full play to the role of the four-dimensional backpack, and there are almost endless kinds of snacks and fast food.

Before Lu Yingjiu took the high-speed train to other places to pick up commissions, he closed his eyes and rested his mind the whole way.He has little interest in food, and even less interest in high-speed rail meals.

Jing Xian solved this problem perfectly.

For the first 10 minutes, they were sharing a pack of strange-flavored peanuts.

The passenger next to him was calm.

When the peanuts were gone, they began to divide the pork shop again.

The neighbor glanced over here.

The pork shop was finished, and it was almost time for dinner. Jingxian took out his nest egg beef rice bowl and fed it to Lu Yingjiu, along with a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice and chocolate dessert after the meal.

This time, the fragrance wafted around, and the eyes of the neighbors looked straight.

With snacks as a companion, two or three hours passed in no time.

When they arrived at the station, Lu Yingjiu got off the bus and exited the station, only to see a sea of ​​people outside, many of them came to pick them up, holding a big sign saying [Welcome xxx].

Just as Lu Yingjiu wanted to see how to get to Lintian Village by car, Jing Xian was already ready to start Didi to fight ghosts.

They were standing at the exit of the station, waiting for the ghost to bring the car over.

Lu Yingjiu was replying to other ghost exorcist's news, suddenly a surprised and uncertain voice came from beside him: "Lu, Lu Yingjiu?!"

Lu Yingjiu looked up, and saw a dark, tall fat man looking at him.There were beads of sweat on the fat man's forehead, and his face was full of surprise, so surprised that his flesh was squeezed together.

This face looked familiar.

And very familiar.

Lu Yingjiu searched quickly in her mind, among many fellow ghost exorcists, she couldn't match this character.After a few seconds, he woke up:

This……

Isn't this a big dog? !

After so many years, the fat and puffy playmate of childhood has not changed much, and there is still a unique simple and honest atmosphere between the eyebrows, but there is also a subtle cunning——

Lu Yingjiu didn't know how to describe this sense of contradiction.

Simple and honest, it means that as soon as he saw the big dog, he felt that he must be the target group of phone scams.

Cunning means that as soon as he saw the big dog, he felt that he would engage in phone fraud.

Like a split personality.

Lu Yingjiu was surprised, but also very happy.

After all, they haven't seen each other for so many years.

The big dog - whose real name is Yao Gou, came up with a smile on his face, and said again and again: "Oh, I really didn't expect to meet you here! Why! You are here to travel!"

"No," Lu Yingjiu said, "I came to Lintian Village for business."

"Oh, that's not a coincidence!" Yao Gou clapped his hands, then looked at Jing Xian again, "I just happened to be going there! Let's go together! My car is already packed, and there are just two people missing! You and your friend together Get up, I won't charge you money."

After speaking, he enthusiastically wanted to take Lu Yingjiu in one direction.

Just as Lu Yingjiu was about to reply, she suddenly noticed that Jingxian beside her was a little imperceptibly stiff.

He reacted for a few seconds before he remembered: Jing Xian came to him in the name of a big dog.

Now by accident, the real and fake big dogs actually meet.

It's also amazing.

Taking advantage of Yao Gou going to greet people, Lu Yingjiu teased: "How is it, how do you feel after seeing this deity?"

"I don't think so." Jing said duplicity.

Lu Yingjiu laughed, and poked Jingxian with his hand.

Jing Xian grabbed his hand and scratched the inside of his wrist lightly and quickly.

Itchy.

It's quite attractive.

Yao Gou was so enthusiastic, and Lu Yingjiu just wanted to catch up with him, so he asked Jingxian to stop Didi and go to Yao Gou's car.

As a result, as soon as the two of them passed by, they saw a dilapidated van parked on the side of the road.

The driver, who looked very social, had a streak of yellow hair dyed, squatting on the side of the road and smoking.There are also two aunts who speak dialect and keep soliciting customers. When they see someone, they want to take it into the van.

Yao Gou stretched out his hand and pointed: "Come on, go up."

Lu Yingjiu: "...I don't know why, but it gives me the feeling of a black car."

"Because it's a black car." Yao Gou admitted carelessly, "I've been looking for a long time to find such a cheap one. It's only 20 a person. Come on, come on!"

After speaking, he took the lead in getting into the van, and the whole body sank under his weight, making a very unpleasant "squeak".

Lu Yingjiu: "..."

Jing Xian: "..."

It seems that there is no way to refuse now. The two of them got into the car, feeling quite like they were on a thief ship.

This is an 8-seater van. As soon as you get in the car, Lu Yingjiu smells a strong smell of instant noodles.

I saw two men sitting in the last row, sucking on chicken noodles.They were shirtless with blue and black tattoos, with fierce faces and big gold chains around their necks, looking at the three of them with unfriendly eyes.

Yao Gou was unaware of this subtle atmosphere, glanced at the two people, fixed his eyes on the tattoos, and suddenly exclaimed: "Alas, these two big brothers, there is a saying that goes, 'A tattoo of a dragon can't reach your shoulders, and a tattoo of a tiger can't go down the mountain. 'Ah! One of you is an over-the-shoulder dragon, and the other is a down-mountain tiger. I'm afraid you can't hold it down!"

The two men were silent.

After a long time, there was one person who said viciously: "I like it."

Seeing that the atmosphere became tense, the car suddenly sank again, and it was the yellow-haired driver who got into the car.Reeking of cigarette smoke, he slammed the door shut and set off on the accelerator.

The van wobbled.

If Xiao Li was in the car, he must have vomited for two or three rounds.

Yao Gou mumbled for a while again, probably talking about the taboos of tattoos.Although his volume was very low, and he was only talking to himself, he would still be heard by the two elder brothers occasionally.

As a result, their complexions became more and more unkind, and they ate noodles more and more slowly, looking at Yao Gou frequently.

Just before one of them wanted to speak, Lu Yingjiu said: "Did you just come here too?"

His voice was pleasant, as calm as ever.

Perhaps it was because he was in an important position in the past, and most of his words were orders to others. Such a mouth has an aura, which makes people want to listen to what he said seriously.

The tense atmosphere has dissipated a lot.

The eldest brother hesitated to speak, but finally did not speak.

"Oh me," Yao Gou's attention was diverted, "Yes, I heard that something happened in Lintian Village, so I wanted to take a look. Look, I'm fully armed."

After speaking, he dug in his bag, took out a few crumpled, pickled talisman papers, and showed it to Lu Yingjiu.

Lu Yingjiu took a closer look, and found that the talisman paper was just like ghostly drawn talismans, in a mess.

Yao Gou's parents know how to exorcise ghosts, but they are all three-legged cat skills, and they go out to do ghost exorcism business by coaxing and deceiving.

The mouse's son can make holes, Yao Gou really inherited the three-legged cat's ability to the point, and carried forward the spirit of his parents' deceiving people.

Lu Yingjiu held a piece of talisman and looked at it for a while, then looked at Jingxian again, thinking that regardless of whether it was a real or a big dog, the technique of exorcising ghosts would work well.

However, since Yao Gou said so...

Lu Yingjiu asked: "What happened to Lintian Village?"

"Oh, that's right." Yao Gou regained his energy when he mentioned this matter, "Decades ago—maybe two or thirty years ago, there was a family in the village over there who couldn't afford a wife. , suddenly embarked on the road of crime: they decided to buy a woman back to be their son's wife."

"Hey, you said that this feudal thought is really harmful. Endless? Their family doesn't have a throne, so what are you afraid of?"

He wiped his sweat with the back of his hand, and continued: "At that time, the control was not so strict, and I really bought it for them. I watched her all day to prevent her from escaping. That girl was also miserable. She washed her face with tears every day, and told her not to do it every day." The land was not working well, and he ran away several times without success, and finally committed suicide by jumping into a well."

Lu Yingjiu asked: "So, she became a grieving ghost and stayed in the village?"

"Almost the same," Yao Gou squinted his eyes and nodded, "A week after she jumped into the well, all the young and old of that family died."

"Look at the news reports at the time. It was a farmer passing by the door of his house. He saw blood seeping from the crack of the door and dripping blood from the tree. He hurried to call the police. Tsk tsk, that scene was too tragic."

The two older brothers in the back ate and listened, their chewing speed became slower, and their faces turned slightly pale.

Yao Gou took out another crumpled newspaper and showed it to Lu Yingjiu.

Lu Yingjiu took it over and finished reading the report with Jingxian head to head.

Probably the situation is similar to what Yao Gou said.

Later, the police followed the clues to catch all the traffickers. Those who should be sentenced were sentenced to prison, and those who should be imprisoned were put in prison, and the matter was settled.

Lu Yingjiu said: "Since it happened decades ago, why did you only think about coming here recently?"

"Oh, isn't there another rumor in the village recently that the female ghost has returned?" Yao Gou replied, "I just wanted to go and have a look, and then, by the way..."

He smiled so that the fat on his face was squeezed together, rubbed his fingers, and said in a low voice: "The people in the village are rich, so the price they give must not be low. How about it, is it interesting for me to tell you? If you have money, let's earn together as brothers. "

Yao Gou chattered about the salary for a while, happily thinking about his life after receiving the money, and suddenly realized something, and asked Lu Yingjiu: "Oh, you haven't introduced your friend yet."

"Oh. His name is Jing Xian, and he is an employee of my firm." Lu Yingjiu said.

He poked Jing Xian secretly, and Jing Xian showed a standard friendly smirk again.

"Oh, hello, hello." Yao Gou said, "I am Yao Gou, you can call me anything, most people call me Big Dog."

Lu Yingjiu thought to himself, Jing Xian simply knows that you are called a big dog.

Yao Gou started to talk again, and vividly described to Lu Yingjiu how he had been walking in the rivers and lakes these years.

Although his ability to exorcise ghosts is bad, he said that the train would not stop at all, and he often made customers dizzy and paid for it out of nowhere.Now he can't stop talking for half a minute, talking about how he outwitted the willow tree ghost, how he killed a vixen with three punches, how he fished and enforced the law, and how he pretended to be a woman for three days to attract ghosts.

Those stories are simply lifelike.

If Lu Yingjiu hadn't known Yao Gou's true level, he would have really bluffed him.

——For example, the two tattooed brothers in the back seat were already stunned when they heard it.

Over the years, Yao Gou has been running around in various townships and counties, whenever he gets a chance, he runs away when he makes a fortune.

"A lot of people are simply ungrateful!" Yao Gou scolded, "I worked so hard for them, and they all called me a liar in the end!"

Strictly speaking, Yao Gou is not a liar.

On the contrary, every time he does things for customers, he is very dedicated.

He's just too damn good, and he can't solve the problem even if he tries his best.

When Lu Yingjiu listened to his stories, she only believed half of them.

As a result, the elder brother in the back seat spoke instead and asked Yao Gou, "Are you some kind of master?"

"Oh, you have found the right person!" Yao Gou slapped his thigh, "Exactly!"

The eldest brother hesitated and asked again: "Are the over-the-shoulder dragon and the down-mountain tiger you said true..."

"That must be true!" Yao Gou shouted, "There are too many scruples about tattoos. You and I met by fate. Let me explain it to you carefully. As the saying goes, tattooed dragons can't reach shoulders, tattooed tigers can't go down the mountain, Guanyin If you close your eyes and don't save the world, Guan Gong will kill you if you open your eyes."

"Some things are good when he stays there by himself. Do you say Guanyin is not kind, do you say Guan Erye is not loyal? That is obviously impossible, but the fate of ordinary people cannot be suppressed..."

For the next half an hour, Lu Yingjiu was forced to listen to a series of tattoo lectures given by Yao Gou.

The two elder brothers were so fooled that they threw themselves into the ground, saying that they had met an expert.

Finally, when they arrived at Lintian Village, before getting off the car, Yao Gou charged them 50 yuan each, saying that he would "pay money and eliminate disasters" for them.

After collecting the money, he stuffed the two with a pickle-like peace talisman.

The big brothers thanked each other and left as if they had found a treasure.

Lu Yingjiu: "..."

He finally knew how Yao Gou managed to get here all these years.

Yao Gou also said that he was looking for a homestay in the village and would recommend it to the two of them.

With the lessons learned from the black car, Lu Yingjiu was deeply suspicious.

But Yao Gou insisted on recommending his choice, and the three of them went to the east of the village.

The environment of Lintian Village is good. It is also a village. It looks much richer than Yueshan Village in the deep mountains. The buildings are all new and beautiful, and the balconies are planted with beautiful flowers.

A few dogs were lying on the side of the road, staring at them lazily.

Lu Yingjiu felt quite comfortable walking with the wind blowing.

When he got near the hotel, he heard a series of noises.

A large group of people gathered in a small square.

A man in black shouted hoarsely: "She ran away? Why did she run away like this, I paid her all the money!"

Another woman covered her face with a crying voice: "She left all the money on the table and said she quit."

"Then what the hell do we do now!" the man scolded.

Yao Gou cleared his throat and walked up: "Hey, everyone! Be safe and don't be impatient! What happened?"

The man took a closer look and asked, "Are you... are you that master?"

"Exactly." Yao Gou pouted proudly, "Didn't I say that I would come here today?"

"Ah, I didn't expect you to come so early!" said the man, "We were doing things according to your idea, but the bride we invited ran away!"

The villagers gathered around, whispering to each other with worried expressions on their faces.

Yao Gou was talking to that man.

Lu Yingjiu listened beside him, and finally understood the matter.

It turned out that the people in the village were worried that the female ghost would come back for revenge, so they looked for help everywhere.

Yao Gou just took over the job, and pointed out Jiangshan on WeChat, saying that the female ghost was disappointed in love, and said that they should arrange two young people, one to be the groom and the other to be the bride, and then do the specifics when he comes. Ceremony, sure.

After hearing what he said, people in the village have been looking for someone everywhere these days.

But how could anyone easily agree to such a wicked-sounding thing?

The villagers raised funds and spent a lot of money to invite a person to pretend to be a bride.

As a result, the little girl who was the bride thought and was afraid, and felt that she could not earn the money, so she ran away.

And the person who pretends to be the groom has not been found yet.

"Master, so what should we do now!" the man asked.

"No rush, no hurry," Yao Gou shook his head and said, "I'm here, I'm sure there's a way." He pointed the way to welcome the wine, "This is also a master, with us here, it's like a combination of two swords The world is invincible, but crouching dragon and phoenix chick are nothing more than that."

The man's eyes lit up, and he said, "That's really great! But, how to solve the matter of the bride and groom?"

"It's easy to say!" Yao Gou was full of confidence, "You give me more money, and I will be the groom."

"Oh yes yes." The man nodded again and again, "That's a good relationship, that's a good relationship. Where's the bride?"

Yao Gou pointed the way to the wine and said, "Just let him do it."

Lu Yingjiu: "...?"

He was still concentrating on eating melons, but he didn't expect the pot to come from the sky.

Yao Gou hurriedly said to him in a low voice: "Let's, let's fool around first, brother, I have wronged you a bit. In this way, I will give you more money. How about two-thirds? Or three-quarters? Oh, I really do. It’s a bloody investment, in short, it will definitely not let you suffer.”

The man was dumbfounded, and asked: "Ah, doesn't the bride want a girl..."

"He's a master." Yao Gou emphasized again, "Gender is never a problem, whether it's male or female, it's more than enough to stick a piece of talisman paper and disguise your identity to deceive that kind of little ghost."

The man nodded again and again: "Oh yes yes."

Seeing that the matter was resolved, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing this, Yao Gou clapped his hands again: "Okay, let's settle the matter like this, Master Lu is pretending to be the bride, and I'm pretending to be the groom..."

He has a heavy hand.

It felt like being clamped by iron tongs, as if any more force would crush his wrist bones.Yao Gou took a breath and turned his head to see——

Jing Xian stared at him intently, hooked the corners of his mouth, but there was no smile in his dark eyes.

He said: "Well, let me give you a suggestion, let me be the groom."

"Ah," Yao Gou subconsciously said, "This is not good, isn't this my commission..."

Jing Xian said, "Have you seen the bridge piers by the sea?"

"I see." Yao Gou replied.

"Want to go in?" Jing Xian said, "It's very comfortable inside, I guarantee you will never have to be a groom in your life."

Yao Gou: "..."

Yao Gou: "Okay, then this Master Jing is our bridegroom!! Everyone applaud! I wish them a long and happy marriage!"

There was a wave of applause, everyone was very happy, everyone was very satisfied, and everyone had bright smiles on their faces.

Lu Yingjiu: "..."

Why has no one asked his opinion from the beginning to the end! !