This is a nurturing essay

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The leader Zai held the book, and with a mysterious smile, he took a small step back.

Brother, is this the "good-looking" you prepared?

Lu Yu carefully retracted the pages and sickle: This is not, believe me, this is just an accident.

What is the accident?

It's Osamu Dazai.

The neatly arranged furniture in the presidential suite was dismantled in a mess, and then stacked together layer by layer.

The bottom one is the coffee table, then the single sofa, above it is the TV cabinet, then the chair, on the chair...

Standing is Osamu Dazai holding a "peerlessly cute" folding fan.

Lu Yu raised his forehead: "Xiao Zhi, what are you doing? Didn't you say you want to accompany Xiao Fei Jia to buy clothes?"

"I asked the hotel waiter to take him there." Osamu Dazai squinted down, "I knew Brother Liuliu sent me away to do something bad! Look, this brought the wild cat back!"

The leader Zai raised his head, his brown hair was shaking, and his face was full of innocence: "Meow?"

Osamu Dazai turned pale with shock: "Meow meow!"

"Meow~" the leader Zai smiled.

"Mi—" Osamu Dazai puffed his face.

Lu Yu: "..."

He stared blankly at the two Zai Zai, one tall and one lower, and for a moment didn't know whether they were showing off their cuteness, or the script team's new encrypted dialogue method.

Fortunately, they immediately stopped talking like cats and started talking like humans.

"It's the first time we met, I'm Osamu Dazai." The leader said softly, a strange emotion appeared in the pupils of the kite, and under the thin body was a huge and turbulent soul.

Osamu Dazai gave a "cut", but didn't intend to answer.He put away the folding fan, aimed at Lu Yu's direction, squatted down, jumped up, and had sex——

Lu Yu steadily caught the kitten that threw himself into his arms.

"Okay, Xiaozhi, haven't I told you about Zhijun?" Lu Yu blinked his phoenix eyes, pretending that he was not at the center of the battle between his younger brother and younger brother.

"I know——" Dazai Zhi dragged his voice, his big kite-colored eyes cast a heavy glance at the smiling leader Zai, "I'm Lu Xiuzhi."

"Well, I know, Xiuzhi Jun, who was raised by my elder brother." The leader Zai's eyes were bent, and he put one hand on Lu Yu's shoulder, "Please give me more advice~"

...Can you two talk without putting me in the middle?

Lu Yu put down Osamu Dazai in his arms with a natural expression: "Then you have a chat? I'll go find Xiao Feijia, and don't forget to put these things back to their original places."

What a joke, only fools stay here to experience the Shuangzai Shura field!The witty brother just wants to escape!

Before the two Zai Zi could do anything, Lu Yu ran away in a flash, leaving the two Zai Zai, one big and one small, looking at each other.

He believes that Zhijun, who understands people's hearts, and Xiaozhi, who is kind, will get along well! !

The same is true.

After Lu Yu left, the big cat and the little cat didn't have the sense of tit for tat just now.

Osamu Dazai looked at the 1.8-meter-one leader Zai, and raised his eyebrows: "Why are you so useless, it seems that I am not as tall as Brother Liuliu."

"I can't help it. After all, I don't have brother Liuliu to give me hot milk. Maybe Xiuzhi-kun can be taller." But drinking milk doesn't necessarily help, does it, Chuya?

"That's it." Osamu Dazai put his little hand in his pocket, showing the same smiling expression as the leader, "Then let's talk."

Talk about what is going on in this "world", what is going on with memory, and what is going on with that page.

However, spoilers are prohibited.

Unlike you, I haven't played enough of the game of life.

The leader Jai lowered his eyelashes, looking at this small, past "self".

This is his struggle for many years, a dream in just a few years, an unattainable dream in illusion, and the only light in the painful and boring life of "Osamu Dazai".

How sad.You easily possessed a beautiful dream that I traded for falling into endless darkness.

What's even more sad is that I stole your memory and regarded it as a treasure, immersing in it countless times.

What am I standing here now?

The thin man squatted down, looked at his other self, and no longer concealed his tiredness and indifference.

"The world is just a joke—"

"However, you're lucky, Shuji-kun."

For Osamu Dazai, the greatest miracle in the myriad of worlds has happened to you.

After Lu Yu came back with Fyodor and bags, he saw that the furniture had been rearranged, and the two younger brothers, one big and one small, were sitting side by side on the sofa in the suite, looking at them with exactly the same cat smiles. to him.

Ah this.

"Are you ready?" He asked cautiously.

Fyodor, who put on a Mickey suit, also looked at it with interest.

"Don't worry, Brother Liuliu." Osamu Dazai replied with a smile, "Brother Dazai and I get along very well."

"Yes, brother." The leader Zai smiled, "Mr. Xiuzhi is very cute."

Liars, you two.

Lu Yu took a deep breath, feeling that his life in the next period of time would probably be very lively.

"Don't worry about these little things, Brother Liuliu~" Osamu Dazai rushed to Lu Yu's side and tilted his head, "Speaking of which, how will the room be divided tonight?"

The leader Zai also tilted his head in unison, waiting for Lu Yu to answer.

good question.

The presidential suites here only have two bedrooms, but they now have four.Lu Yu knew that the two Dazaizhi would definitely torment him, and sure enough, they were waiting here.

But Brother Liuliu will never be defeated by a simple Shura field!

"I asked the front desk when I came up, and the front desk said that we can open another suite, so that we have four rooms, how about it, are you happy?" Lu Yu, who had been prepared for a long time, rubbed Dazai Osamu's head.

"Yada!" Osamu Dazai puffed his face, "I want to sleep with brother Liuliu, just like last night!"

"Ah-" The leader Zai stood up at some point, walked slowly to the other side of Lu Yu, carefully grabbed the corner of his clothes, and said softly, "Ahem, brother, it's my first time planting flowers. This is not my world either... Brother, will you stay with me?"

Lu Yu suddenly realized: "Okay, then I will sleep in the middle, with Xiaozhi on the left and Junjun on the right, is that okay?"

"Never!"

"Don't~"

Ah, rejected by both Osamu Dazai.

Lu Yu showed a sad expression: "That's it, then you guys go to sleep in another suite."

As he spoke, he took out several big bags and stuffed them into the pocket of the leader, "I bought clothes for you."

In order to take over the clothes, the leader Zai had to let go of the hand pulling the corner of the clothes, Bai Lian's aura was swept away, and his slender eyebrows were raised high: "Brother is too cunning, you want to want everything."

"I heard that if you sleep with two cats in your arms at the same time, you will be scratched by the cats." Osamu Dazai said quietly.

"But I want to hug left and right." Lu Yu rubbed his chin and made a look of inspiration, "I have a good idea——"

He said enthusiastically: "Look, Xiaozhi wants his brother to sleep with him, and Zhijun also needs someone to accompany him. In this way, Zhijun can sleep in the same bed with Xiaozhi. Doesn't this satisfy two people at the same time?" ?As for me……"

He picked up Fyodor who was hiding behind and watched the excitement: "Zhi Jun reminded me, Xiao Feijia and Mijia are also newcomers, they must be very disturbed? Similarly, I can also hug left and right! Ah, How perfect—”

Not perfect at all! !

Fyodor was picked up unexpectedly.But when he saw the complex expressions of the two Dazai Osamu, he suddenly imitated the leader Zai with a weak expression: "Thank you teacher...cough cough..."

"Then it's a happy deal~" Without waiting for the two younger brothers to refute, Lu Yu led the people back to his room, and closed the door with a click.

Cat cat war first battle, the winner, Fyodor: D!