The person I have a crush on is teasing me every day

"Qiao Li, do you know what this looks like?" Yan Yicheng poked his mouth a few times with a sausage.

"what?"

Yan Yicheng pressed his ear and said two words in an ambiguous and joking tone.

boom!

The blush spread from his ears all the way to his whole body, Qiao Li pushed Yan Yicheng, "Don't talk nonsense, okay? There are people here."

"There are people." Yan Yicheng's playfulness came up, the more he was afraid, the more he wanted to bully him, and he kissed him while the screen was dim, "Qiao Li, can I do something exciting with you?"

"what are you doing?"

"It's just stabbing...a chicken..." Yan Yicheng made a decisive move.

The movie ended, but the two who were hiding in the corner and doing bad things had already left, leaving unfinished snacks.

Qiao Li walked out of the movie theater and was blown by the cold wind. He finally regained consciousness, but the blush still remained on his face... his legs were still soft.

Yan Yicheng supported him, the corners of his mouth still curled up secretly.

"You are a bad person!" Qiao Li became furious, "How could you..."

I can't say it, that kind of thing is too embarrassing...

Yan Yicheng hugged him, "If you think I took advantage of you, then you take it back, I don't mind if you call me Brother Yiyi."

Qiao Li had a dark face, how could he be as thick-skinned as he was.

"Brother Yiyi, you were not like this before."

"Actually, I've always been like this." Yan Yicheng hugged Qiao Li, "You're the little pervert, right? Those dreams you had, you put your hand in when you were drunk..."

"Enough is enough!"

Qiao Li regretted it to death now, why did he tell Yan Yicheng those things when he was drunk!If you don't say it, you won't be taken out by Yan Yicheng to laugh at him all the time.

Yan Yicheng refused to let him go, and whispered to him in a voice as soft as sunlight in his ear, "Qiao Li, that's the way I like you."

"..."

"You have feelings for me, and that's a compliment to me."

"Even such a thing can be regarded as a compliment to you..." Qiao Li really didn't know whether to use the city wall or the thickness from the surface to the center of the earth to describe Yan Yicheng's face.

Qiao Li suddenly smirked: "Then you are looking for a men's hospital, is it just a mockery of me?"

Yan Yicheng: ...Qiao Li, you have turned bad!

Sure enough, if you fail once, it will become an eternal shame, Yan Yicheng lowered his voice, "Then how about I tell you a secret too?"

Yan Yicheng pulled Qiao Li to make him look at him directly, "Do you still remember the time I bumped into you in the bathroom?"

Qiao Li's face started to feel hot again.

That is a memory that he can't wait to delete completely with CTRL+DEL!

"Actually, I got up early that day for the same reason and purpose as yours."

Qiao Li was stunned, and after thinking about it, he finally understood.

However, why does Brother Yi think that he will be very happy when he said such a thing?

Qiao Li couldn't understand it at all, he was obviously ashamed.

Sure enough, his skin is not as thick as Yan Yicheng's.

"Qiao Li, you still don't understand." Yan Yicheng put away his hippie smile, and Jun's face became serious, "We will go to that step sooner or later. Didn't you notice something after listening to it?"

"Found what?"

"The big knife on my body has been hungry and thirsty for a long time."

"..."

Please don't say such obscene things with such a pretty face, can you!

Qiao Li complained coldly: "But before you go to the men's hospital, you should put your big knife away first."

Yan Yicheng: He can't get over the hurdle in this life.

The two were arguing with each other one sentence at a time, and Yan's mother suddenly called Yan Yicheng.

"We will bring grandpa back to China during the Chinese New Year, so remember to prepare for it then."

Although Yan Yicheng didn't know what to prepare, he still solemnly agreed, and wrote down what Yan's mother explained.

Yan's mother asked again: "Your grandpa said he wanted to see you get married. The foreigners next door are all hugging their great-grandchildren. Grandpa is very envious."

Do you want to see it or grandpa wants to see it?His mother is just dishonest.

Yan Yicheng held Qiao Li's hand, "Don't worry, I will definitely give you a big surprise when you come over. You'd better prepare all the medicines."

Qiao Li: How can a son talk like that!

"Whatever." Yan's mother hung up the phone very indifferently.

Then Qiao Li's cell phone rang, and Qiao Li answered, "Aunt Yan..."

Yan's mother is very gentle, asking the cold and warm, it is cold winter for Yan Yicheng, but it is warm spring for Qiao Li.

"Qiao Li, what specialty do you like? There's everything here. Do you like handsome blondes or blonde beauties?"

"...No need for auntie, I still like black hair."

"There's nothing to worry about, just dye your hair." Yan's mother smiled, "But you don't have to worry, do your job well, and I'll arrange a blind date for you after the Chinese New Year."

Yan Yicheng couldn't listen any longer, and snatched the phone away: "Okay, Qiao Li has to go to the morning shift tomorrow and he's going to sleep, so hurry up and hang up."

"Since he's going to sleep, what are you doing standing there like a big light bulb!"

"Goodbye mom I love you."

"nausea……"

Yan Yicheng returned the phone to Qiao Li, "You are not allowed to agree to a blind date, you know? When they come over, let's make it public to them, okay?"

"Mmm." Qiao Li felt his face was very hot.

He meowed so fast that he decided to meet his parents.

Although, I have seen it before.

"Go back, Qiao Li." Yan Yicheng pulled Qiao Li into his arms and walked back while joking with him. There were two long strings of footprints behind him, spreading for a long time.

……

Worrying about Sun Yechuan's blind date every day, Lin Shan didn't even have the energy to go to work. After the meeting in the morning, Lin Shan grabbed Qiao Li and sneaked aside.

"Don't say I'm selfish, brother, come here, this is to thank you for going to the competition with me, for you and Mr. Yan." Lin Shan took out an envelope for him, and Qiao Li took out the contents, which turned out to be an envelope. Hot spring trip for two.

Qiao Li knew this place. They went there together when Yan's father and mother Yan came last time.

That time, Brother Yi also carried him to climb the mountain...

Thinking of that scene, Qiao Li laughed unconsciously, "Thank you."

"I specially booked a honeymoon suite for you." Lin Shan had an expression of "you understand", "If you need anything from me, brother, I will provide it to you."

Lin Shan was like a peddler selling movies in an alley, Qiao Li blushed, "What are you talking about? Ever since Brother Yiyi knew that I read your article, he forbade me to listen to your opinion .”

"What!!" Lin Shan grabbed Qiao Li's shoulders and shook, "You told Yan Yicheng all the articles I wrote? That big mouth will definitely tell Sun Yechuan about it... Oh Maiga, uncle Zisun Definitely hate me even more."

"It's not that serious." Qiao Li smiled wryly, compared to you drugging Mr. Sun in real life, what's writing a YY article?

"Forget it, don't let me, the golden lone wolf, ruin your good life."

Qiao Li stared at Lin Shan's drooping back, not feeling happy at all.

Lin Shan not only gave Qiao Li a ticket to play, but even gave Qiao Li a three-day vacation without telling Linlin, so that they could have fun.

Yan Yicheng couldn't believe that Lin Shan was so good, so he called Sun Yechuan to make sure if Lin Shan's brain damage was getting worse.

"No time." Sun Yechuan flatly refused to discuss this topic.

"Are you still working overtime?" Yan Yicheng looked at the time, it was already time for dinner.

"Blind date."

Yan Yicheng almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

After being hung up by Sun Yechuan, Yan Yicheng didn't know how to tell Qiao Li that if his friend was unhappy, Qiao Li would also be unhappy.

But since this is the case, Lin Shan's heart cannot be wasted, and Yan Yicheng is also very responsible to leave the work to Corey, who is still in a wheelchair, and take Qiao Li to play.

Compared with the last time, the cold winter makes everything in the suburbs covered with silver, which looks very beautiful.

Qiao Li took the camera and patted it, so that he could concentrate and stop thinking about it.

Why not be cranky?

Because before leaving, Lin Shan gave Qiao Li a treasure chest, and the things in it were simply a miniature version of a bad goods store.

Lin Shan, the filthy demon king, made a big move as soon as he made a move.

"If you can't take Yan Yicheng down like this, then you don't have to come back." Lin Shan was even more anxious than him.

But Qiao Li looked through and found those mysterious little pills, and was discouraged.

For a man joking about going to a men's hospital, it's unlikely he'd be successful without the help of a small pill.

"Joe Li? Jo Li!"

"what's up?"

Yan Yicheng yelled several times before Qiao Li came back to his senses. He smiled bitterly and said, "Qiao Li, what are you thinking about so preoccupied?"

"No." Qiao Li continued to pat the camera out of the window... The serious face of the policeman suddenly appeared outside the window, and he threw the camera behind with a guilty conscience.

The policeman's face was dark: "...please take out the camera."

After checking, there was nothing wrong with the camera, so the policeman was even more surprised. What is Qiao Li guilty of?

Being sternly watched by the police, Qiao Li hurriedly hid behind Yan Yicheng.

Seeing that Qiao Li looked like a coward, not a criminal at all, the police finally let them go.

Qiao Li breathed a sigh of relief, because if the police found the treasure chest in the luggage, it would be over!

"Qiao Li, what the hell are you doing?" Yan Yicheng smiled, "Why are you so guilty when you see the police? Are you hiding something?"

"I do not have it."

Yan Yicheng didn't ask any further, but he already had calculations in his heart.

The honeymoon suite is a villa in a secluded place. According to what Lin Shan said, no one will come to rescue you even if your throat is broken.

Opening the trunk of the car, Qiao Li immediately got his luggage bag and hugged it nervously, as if afraid of being robbed.

Um?This is strange.

In the room, Yan Yicheng deliberately said that he forgot to take something, and his stomach hurts, so he asked Qiao Li to help.

Without any doubt, Qiao Li took the car keys and left.

Yan Yicheng came out quickly and opened Qiao Li's luggage, and a strange-looking bag came into view.