Misfortune comes from the mouth

He Chaji slept very deeply this time. When he woke up, it was already dark. He closed his eyes and stretched, moved in the bed, and then slowly opened his eyes. The perspective was normal It was a little different, and the quilt he was sleeping on was also different from the usual one. It didn't smell like him, but it made him feel very familiar. After turning his mind twice, he remembered that he was lying on Qiao Qingze's bed now.

He turned over and saw that Qiao Qingze was still typing on the computer. The speed was about the same as before he lay down. He felt a little strange. With such a fast speed, why hasn't a program been completed after such a long time?

But he didn't know anything about it. He could only pass the computer class since he was a child. This was due to Qiao Qingze's tutoring in the last few weeks. He really didn't want to ask any stupid questions.

He Chaji got off the bed, and Qiao Qingze looked back at him: "You're up."

He Chaji hummed. The slippers he kicked before going to bed were neatly placed under the bed. It was obviously Qiao Qingze's work. He put on his shoes and opened the closet to have a look. Qiao Qingze said casually, "It's windy tonight It's a bit big, you should wear a brown windbreaker over it."

He Chaji obediently took out the windbreaker, put it on his messy bed together with the hanger, went to the closet and took a shirt casually, Qiao Qingze looked at it out of the corner of his eye, didn't say anything, obviously he was right There was no objection to such a match, so He Chaji changed his clothes.

"Are you hungry?" Qiao Qingze stopped typing, He Chaji touched his belly, shook his head, he turned the computer around, and pointed the screen at He Chaji, "This is a game I made, you come try."

"Eh?" This is the first time that He Chaji has been asked so much. Although his grades in computer class are not very good, he is still very good at playing games. He has never read the game instructions before learning without a teacher. He is a little curious Walked to the computer and ran the icon of the Q-version villain.

"It's not finished yet, let's see how it goes." Qiao Qingze dragged the chair next to him and placed it under He Chaji's buttocks. He Chaji sat down without looking at it, and a section was displayed on the full screen of the computer. The animation probably tells that the princess is in the castle deep in the forest, and the prince is going to marry the princess, and encounters a series of hardships on the way.

The animation plot is very clichéd, but it only takes a few tens of seconds, and it doesn’t take a long time. After that, it’s time to break through the level. The gameplay of each level is different, and the difficulty increases. There will be a small progress at the end of each level. Where did the prince go, what did he encounter and so on.

The game is very short, there are only five levels now, and the difficulty is not very high, but it is very interesting. After the fifth level, there will be no progress reminder, and the rest has not been completed. After exiting, he looked away: "It's very interesting, hurry up and do it."

"Oh, old Qiao, you're amazing!" He Chaji patted Qiao Qingze's shoulder and said happily, "You have a future, young man! I'm optimistic about you!"

Qiao Qingze turned the computer back, smiled faintly, got up and put on a coat, and said while putting it on, "I'm going to have dinner, let's go."

"Fuck, it's already seven o'clock! Old Qiao, why didn't you remind me earlier!" He Chaji looked at the time in the lower right corner of the computer, and yelled, Qiao Qingze buttoned it unhurriedly: "Your The shoes are at the door, button up your clothes before going out."

"..." He Chaji got stuck for a moment, looked back at him, his movements suddenly became slow, walked over to put on his shoes, walked into the bathroom and slowly buttoned them in front of the mirror, Qiao Qingze was a little dumbfounded , half leaning against the door of the bathroom, knocked on the wooden door, and smiled helplessly: "Aren't you still in a hurry just now?"

"Papa Qiao will take care of everything, don't worry." He Chaji glanced at him in the mirror, and slowly put on another one, "He's not in a hurry, why should I be in a hurry."

Qiao Qingze shook his head with a smile, and responded cooperatively: "Then where is Baby He going to eat?"

He Chaji was disgusted by this name, took a look at him, and buttoned the remaining buttons in three clicks, then walked out, Qiao Qingze checked that there was nothing missing, then turned off the lights and closed the door After walking out, He Chaji had already reached the stairs, and there was no one around when he turned the corner.

Qiao Qingze was not in a hurry, anyway, since he had the wallet in his hand, there was no way He Chaji would not wait for him. Sure enough, when he walked downstairs, He Chaji was waiting for him standing under the streetlight not far from the door of the dormitory building , complainingly called him: "Old Joe, you are so slow."

Qiao Qingze smiled slightly, and walked over. He Chaji waited until Qiao Qingze was beside him before taking a step forward. He turned to look at Qiao Qingze: "Where shall we eat?"

He paused, squeezed his throat and added: "Brother Qiao."

Qiao Qingze really didn't like to hear this kind of awkward address, frowned slightly, and thought it was a little funny, this He Chaji really couldn't suffer at all.

It was getting late, and they didn't pick too much. They walked out from the nearest exit of the dormitory, and chose a restaurant to eat at random. The restaurants near the university are basically quite cheap, suitable for students to eat on a daily basis, the kind of feast It's the place to go when you're having a party.

The characteristic of small restaurants is that they are rich in oil and salt, but they are already hungry, and He Chaji is not picky, so he ordered a piece of Yangzhou fried rice, and it was served within 2 minutes after waiting. Both are very hungry, but the way they eat is completely different.

He Chaji's eating style is quite unrestrained, using a big spoon to stuff directly into his mouth, while Qiao Qingze is much more elegant, he didn't forget to wipe the greasy table and chopsticks with a paper towel before eating, and there was no sound at all when eating the noodles.

It's not the first time for He Chaji to watch Qiao Qingze eat noodles, but every time he sees him eating noodles, he thinks it's a very miraculous thing. He really wants to know how Qiao Qingze eats quickly and quietly. extreme.

The two of them ate at a fast pace, and they were full soon. Qiao Qingze paid the bill automatically, and took He Chaji to the playground for a couple of walks.

It's the weekend, people who live in this city have already returned, the playground is much more lively than the day before, many people are running, most of them are fat, He Chaji looked at the people passing by while walking, pouted Said: "Why is everyone running, so they won't lose weight."

Qiao Qingze smiled and didn't speak. It was a bit hot during the day, but the wind blowing up at night was still very comfortable. The playground still retained some heat from the sun during the day. The temperature is just right now. He Chaji bumped Qiao Qingze with his elbow, pointing Pointing to a 1.7-meter-five fat man in front of him: "Hey, old Joe, do you think that man has three hundred?"

He didn't speak loudly, after all, it's not a very honorable thing to talk about others behind their backs, but the fat man was fat, but he had good ears and eyesight, so he turned his head quickly, looked around, and fixed his eyes on He Chaji's Body: "Did you just say that?"

I don't know if it's because he is too fat, and the words he speaks are a bit buzzing.

He Chaji didn't expect that he would be caught on the spot for talking about others on the rare occasion, so he grinned in embarrassment, but he quickly changed his expression, leaned forward with a smile, hooked the fat man's neck, and didn't dislike it His neck was covered with sweat: "Hey, brother, someone who came here told you that if you want to lose weight, running is useless."

The fat man moved his neck twice, but he didn't shake He Chaji away, so he stopped struggling. He Chaji tightly hooked his neck: "I used to weigh more than 350 catties, and now I haven't successfully lost weight. Is it? So if you want to lose weight, you have to ask me."

The fat man willingly stopped struggling, and followed He Chaji's strength, and began to walk slowly forward. Qiao Qingze followed the two of them, listening to He Chaji fooling the fat man. The fat man was dubious at first, and said Then he made a surprised sound, obviously being fooled by He Chaji.

He Chaji thought for a while about the various abdominal and chest exercises he had seen on Weibo before. He gestured a few times in mid-air with his empty hand, and recommended Fatty's relatively famous fitness clubs. He succeeded. Let the fat man forget what he laughed at him just now.

In the end, the fat man was not willing to let He Chaji go, so he hooked He Chaji's neck with his backhand. His arm was so heavy that He Chaji felt that his neck was forced down a few centimeters, and it was already wrapped around After several rounds of the playground, he talked until his mouth was dry. He turned his head and looked back with difficulty, but Qiao Qingze was no longer behind.

He quickly shook off the fat man's arm, and searched around the playground with his 5.3 eyesight, and finally saw Qiao Qingze's figure 100 meters away. There was a little girl standing in front of him. Since his back was turned, he couldn't see her face. He Chaji patted the fat man on the shoulder, and ran towards Qiao Qingze: "Hey, I have something to do, and there will be a period later."

"What's your name? I'm Gong Caijun!" The fat man yelled from behind. He followed He Chaji for a few steps with difficulty, but found that he couldn't keep up. Panting heavily, "I'll come to play with you when my hands touch my knees!"

"Don't leave your name behind when you do good deeds! My name is He Chaji!" He Chaji had already run away for a while, and waved at him without looking back.

"I have to work hard to lose more than 350 kilograms to such a healthy body." Gong Caijun regarded He Chaji as his role model, and his eyes were full of hope for the future.

Over there, He Chaji nimbly ran to Qiao Qingze's side. He ran 100 meters without panting. He ran over and put his hand on Qiao Qingze's shoulder: "Hey, old Qiao, you've got a lot of good luck! Another girl is looking for you?"

"Hello, I'm Qiao Qingze's classmate. Are you...?" The girl took the initiative to say hello to He Chaji. She had a sweet smile and a sweet voice, but she was not as good-looking as Zhou Peirong, and He Chaji I think Qiao Qingze's appearance is higher than this girl's in any way.

"I'm his roommate. Alas, Qiao Qingze's luck is so good. I'm so envious that he found such a beautiful little girl." He Chaji sighed pretendingly, "I see him hanging out with little girls every day, but Always not looking for a partner, it's really a peach blossom for people like us."

The little girl was still smiling and didn't speak. He Chaji felt that the firepower was not enough, and added a few more words: "He is so indifferent, he doesn't even give a good face when he sees the little girl, the little girl should be gentle Treat it right."

Qiao Qingze stood next to him, quietly being hooked, without saying a word, with the corners of his mouth slightly curled up, looking really handsome, but when the little girl hinted at Qiao Qingze just now, he didn't have this expression. There is no smiling face at all, obviously he doesn't like to see her very much.

The little girl knew that she was out of action, so she kept a smile on her face and said a few words to He Chaji casually before finding a reason to leave.

"Old Qiao, you are so charming." He Chaji hooked Qiao Qingze's neck vigorously, "But your face is enough to attract a school girl, don't let it go, first love is very important to a man."

He spoke carefully, and seemed to be very experienced. Qiao Qingze really laughed at this moment, and raised his hand to touch He Chaji's head: "I will definitely let you check when I find a girlfriend in the future."

"That's right." He Chaji said solemnly, and then patted Qiao Qingze on the shoulder, "Let's go, let's go back."

The author has something to say: QUQ day is even more unbearable... There is an exam recently... I will update it every other day these days?

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