Warm Funeral Home

A shot.

People in the funeral parlor, corpses separated, limbs severed, eyeballs popping out... What kind of corpses have you never seen?

But this one in front of me...

There is something special indeed.

This is a male corpse. The whole body is relatively intact, and there is no need for stitches.

Except for his face...

That face was as ugly as a hairless mouse.The eyes of the deceased were so small that they could be seen even with their eyes closed.The nose is as flat as the floor, and only two nostrils can be seen.The jaws on both sides of the cheeks collapsed in, making the face very deformed.

The entire face of the deceased was uneven with many bumps.

When I saw it for the first time, it really scared Yun Chan, who has always been calm, to take a step back.

Like this, how to make up for him?

This is the first time Yunchan has felt embarrassed since he became a make-up artist in a funeral home.

Unable to make a decision, Yun Chan temporarily put aside the work of making up the mouse-like corpse.

Yun Chan took off his white coat and gloves, and was about to go to the office to ask for instructions on how to deal with the corpse.

As soon as Yun Chan stepped out of the door, Xiao Xue, the corpse-bearer, slipped into the grooming room at this moment, took out his mobile phone, and secretly took a photo of the ugly corpse.

Xiaoxue is young and his family is not poor. He was spoiled by his parents since he was a child.I like something scary and scary all day long.The last time he and the people in the group made an appointment to explore Luan Graves at night, and took some photos desperately and uploaded them on the Internet.

He already has [-] followers on Weibo, and he hasn't uploaded any new works recently. Seeing the number of followers drop slowly, Xiao Xue's bad friend gave him an idea, let him sneak into the funeral parlor to take some pictures of the dead come out.

Unlike some big coastal cities, City S is just a small city that hovers around the second and third tiers, and the funeral home in City S is not a lucrative vacancy.When Xiaoxue was recruiting at the funeral home, he deliberately added in the column of the information that the reason why he applied for the job at the funeral home was that his family was poor and he wanted to earn living expenses for his family.

Not surprisingly, he was admitted easily and became a corpse bearer.

What he saw and heard during the past few days working in the funeral parlor greatly satisfied his curiosity.While others were not paying attention, Xiao Xue took several photos of the deceased.

He also knew that it would be a bit of a loss for him to do so, but his fans on Weibo were waiting to see, and he had no choice but to make such a bad move.

Xiao Xue sometimes thought complacently that fortunately he was courageous and never believed in any ghosts in this world.If it were someone else, the job of "undercover" funeral home would really be unbearable.

Lying on the bed at night, Xiao Xue happily looked at the long-lost comments on Weibo and the increasing number of fans, unable to fall asleep happily:

"Fuck, this guy looks like a mouse. Seriously, it's not that he's disrespectful to the dead. If you meet him on the street, you'll be scared to pee."

"PO is a real man. Even the funeral home dares to go."

"Damn it, the PO owner is too vicious to post so little!"

"Whoever is reposting it will be ignored by anyone who is reported!"

"PO tell me about your experience in the funeral parlor, melon seed soda is sold in the front row!"

"Queue up, Master PO, please take me with you next time!"

.......

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The third face mouse face (2)

On this day, the funeral home was on holiday, and Yunchan was notified that he did not have to go to work.Selfishly wanting to sleep late, the black cat lay in his arms, and he slept more relaxedly than before.

A call from Hua Qingchuan early in the morning woke Yunchan up from his sleep.The consciousness of Yun Chan who was awakened by the phone call was not completely clear, and he was very numb.

Hua Qingchuan changed into casual clothes and was about to leave the school: "Diao Chan, I have two days off, I'm going back to City S today, let's go out and play."

"How is it? I have asked someone to book the return ticket for me. I can leave immediately."

Yun Chan: "..."

Hua Qingchuan: "Diao Chan, why don't you speak?"

"hello"

Yun Chan: "... When will you arrive?"

"It's probably noon." Hua Qingchuan finally responded after hearing Yun Chan, but his voice was a little dull, so he took advantage of the fire and said, "I'm here at noon, you have to prepare a welcome banquet for me."

"After all, we haven't seen each other for so long. Don't you think so?"

Unprepared, Yun Chan said, "Food."

Hua Qingchuan: "..."

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A woman with gray temples and a sad face lingered at the gate of the funeral home in S City for a long time, looking around outside the funeral home, but she had no intention of going in.

Lao Kang watched the middle-aged woman from the surveillance camera for almost ten minutes. He kept fanning himself, wondering, where did this big girl come from?Judging by this appearance, he is only in his forties, and his hair is almost all white.

There are very few people in the funeral home now, and he is the only one still working at this time, which is really boring.I originally thought about going to a restaurant to order a few dishes and drink two glasses of white wine to relieve my worries, but now that such a person came, he definitely couldn't leave now.

After a while, Lao Kang couldn't hold back anymore.He closed the door casually and walked out the gate.

"I said big sister, I see you wandering around here, what's the matter?" Old Kang asked tentatively.

When the white-haired middle-aged woman saw the person coming, she hurriedly took a step forward, but hesitated to speak.

"Big sister, I'm the caretaker in this funeral parlor. I've been doing it for many years. I'm the only one at work today. Just tell me if you have anything to do." Although Lao Kang is usually rough, he is still reliable.

The middle-aged woman squeezed the cloth handbag tightly in her hand, and said, "Brother, I'm here to find my son!"

Due to his professional relationship, Lao Kang blurted out: "A living person or a dead person?"

The middle-aged woman's eyes darkened, and her heart twisted: "He...he should be dead."

Lao Kang immediately knew that he had made a slip of the tongue, "I'm sorry, big sister, look at my mouth, there is nothing to stop me."

He calmed the woman's emotions: "What's your son's name? What does he look like? Let me ask for you."

"My son is called Yuan Lu." When the woman mentioned her son, an inexplicable sense of guilt filled her face, "He looks a little ugly."

Lao Kang thought for a while, and said: "I planned to wait for them to go to work and then check it out for you, but what you said... I still think of such a person. Your son's face, is it It wasn't burned."

Hearing this, the woman nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, his face was burned by fire. The child always thought I didn't like him. He, he..." The woman cried when she said that she was sad. A tear fell straight down: "He ran away from home. After all these years, I don't know whether he is dead or alive."

"Big sister, don't cry." Lao Kang, who hated women crying the most, took out a tissue from his pocket and handed it to the woman, "Here, just wipe it off."

The woman cried: "Thank you, thank you brother. I want to see my son. Can you do it?"

Lao Kang: "It's not a coincidence that you came today. Except for me, everyone else is on vacation. You may have to wait until the afternoon to claim the body. But don't worry, I checked the work sheet in the morning, and Lao Zhang, who manages the body, will have to wait tonight. Come and count the remains."

Funeral homes in big cities are open all year round, and there are people going to work at any time, but the funeral home in S city cannot compare with this.The leader of the funeral home saw that the employees had worked hard and the nature of the work was special, so they gave a few more people a vacation as appropriate.

Seeing the woman standing still, Lao Kang kindly said: "Sister, do you have a place to live? You can't just stand here and wait. It will be too hot when the sun rises."

The woman quickly thanked: "Thank you, brother, I, I came from another place, and now I live in a hotel. I can't see you now, then, then I will come back in the afternoon." After finishing speaking, she turned and left.

Lao Kang looked at the very thin middle-aged woman and said: "Then you slow down."

Seeing the woman walking farther and farther away, Old Kang wondered, "So someone came to get that mouse face."

"Tsk, it's too pitiful."

Shaking his head, Lao Kang went into the room again and continued to blow on his air conditioner.

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Hua Qingchuan was very punctual, and he arrived at the Qingteng Community where Yunchan lived at [-]:[-] noon.

Seeing the smiling Hua Qingchuan knocking vigorously on the door, Yun Chan suddenly felt reluctant to open the door.

The black cat was a bit courageous, it scratched the door with its paw: "Meow~"——Who is this, why don't you open the door.

Yun Chan looked at the black cat expressionlessly, and then at Hua Qingchuan who was holding his mobile phone to adjust his appearance in the cat's eyes. He was speechless and opened the door.

"Meow~" Who is this person?

Hua Qingchuan looked down and saw a black cat.

"Yo. I've only been back to school for a few months, and you've even raised a cat!" Hua Qingchuan mentioned the black cat, which was not afraid of strangers at all, and one person and one cat started to look at each other.

Yun Chan closed the door, "The rice is ready."

As if understanding human speech, the black cat kicked its four feet in the air and called meow meow meow eagerly, as if to say you cat uncle, I am going to eat, please put me down soon!

Hua Qingchuan raised his eyebrows: "This cat has such a temper, it's awesome." He tugged on the black cat's long beard, "What's so awesome about it."

Yun Chan looked at Hua Qingchuan's face teasing the black cat, and couldn't help saying, "It's almost the same as you."

Hearing this, Hua Qingchuan was a little surprised, and unconsciously put down the cat who was eager to eat, feeling a little strange, why is Yunchan now more humorous than before?

Yun Chan, who had a cold face, said something that surprised him, and the effect of humor was more obvious.But that's fine too.After all, it has been several years since Yunchan's father passed away, and it's time for Yunchan to come out.

The two looked back and saw that the cat's head was almost buried in the food bowl. The whole cat was extremely quiet and only focused on eating.

Hua Qingchuan: "Is this cat a stray cat?"

Yun Chan looked down at the black cat struggling to eat, and said, "It should be. It came to me suddenly."

Hua Qingchuan subconsciously said: "Don't be some ghost and ghost come to ask you for help."

Yun Chan: "I don't know."

It is true that animals like black cats are more humane, but nothing special happened in the past two days, so Yun Chan didn't think much about it.

Seeing that all the dishes on the wooden table were his favorite, the smug smile on Hua Qingchuan's face grew bigger and bigger.

"You really prepared so many delicious things for me."

When he was in high school, Hua Qingchuan liked to eat some heavy-tasting foods, but Yun Chan's food habits were light. Hua Qingchuan cared about his taste and health, so he never went to a roadside restaurant.He ate in the cafeteria for three full years, rain or shine.

How can he not be happy that Yun Chan cooks his favorite dishes now.

A table of dishes was wiped out quickly, and Hua Qingchuan was very satisfied.But he is also a person who can't stay idle, so he suggested: "Although it is the Ching Ming Festival, it is still a national statutory holiday. It is a waste not to go out to play. And just go out to digest food."

After wiping the last plate, Hua Qingchuan discussed again and asked, "Where shall we go?"

Yun Chan looked at the swaying tree shadows outside the window and said, "It's hot."

Hua Qingchuan retorted: "There are fewer hot people outside. I don't want to go out and return so many people."

Hua Qingchuan didn't wipe off his hands stained with dishwashing water, squatted down and pulled the cat's cheeks with his hands.

The cat immediately frowned, screaming and resisting the brutal behavior of Hua Qingchuan's subordinates.

Hua Qingchuan seemed to have thought of something: "Let's go to our 'small hillside'."

After all, that was the place where Hua Qingchuan confessed to Yun Chan for the first time.

Yun Chan's expression was a little subtle, he still remembered the scene when Hua Qingchuan confessed to him bluntly.Then it occurred to me that after their college entrance examinations, they hadn't contacted once.

Now, although they have begun to reconnect, what is the relationship between the two?An old friend, or an expired lover?

Yun Chan doesn't know.

At this moment, Yunchan also wanted to see that hillside.

"Don't follow this cat." Seeing the cat following Yun Chan like a bodyguard, he was a little dissatisfied: "A mere cat has learned to be a light bulb. Go, go back."

The black cat ignored him, this man was really bad, he would pull his beard and face at every turn.

Yun Chan picked up the black cat: "Mine."

That means, my cat is in charge.

Hua Qingchuan had no choice but to calm down, and solemnly warned the cat: "Then be honest, if you behave well, I will buy you dried fish to eat, if you behave poorly, hehe."

The black cat ignored him, "Meow~" trotted forward, and followed Yun Chan again.

The two were not in a hurry, and they could see all the way they used to go to school every day.The two people who were instantly recalled felt a little emotional in their hearts. They were forgotten before, but when they saw the small restaurant on the corner of the street, the grocery store next to the school, the candied haws by the road... the bits and pieces of their high school life It replayed in my mind like a slide show.

How could those things be really forgotten.

Just the relationship between them, never going back to the way it was before.

The "small hillside" was not far from the city, and when they reached the foot of the hill, both of them stopped at the same time.The sight in front of them was completely beyond their expectations.

The "small hillside" is actually quite high. Although the altitude is not as high as some inland mountains in the north, it is relatively high in the south. "Small Hillside" has now been developed into a recreational attraction for urbanites.

What made Hua Qingchuan collapse was, "Why are there so many people today! These people didn't go to the mountains to rest, did they?"

Yun Chan has not been here for a long time, and he did not expect that this place has been developed.Besides, today is the Ching Ming Festival, and there are several times more people out to play than usual.

Hua Qingchuan was thinking about whether to go or not, but the black cat who followed Yun Chan all the way scratched Yun Chan's trousers: "Meow~"

After successfully attracting Yun Chan's attention: the dexterous body walked a few steps towards a path, "Meow~"

Seeing that Yunchan was still standing still, the black cat turned back and pushed Yunchan's shoes on its head, calling in the direction of the path.

Hua Qingchuan said: "Where does it seem to want to take us?"

Yun Chan: "It should be."

The author has something to say: ><The author is busy choosing a volunteer recently, so I can only find time to update it.

There are only five days to fill in the volunteers, which is relatively short. . .

I originally only wanted to write two chapters of this story, but after listening to the comments from the post bar, I added some more interaction between attack and suffering. . .baa haha

The third face mouse face (3)

Since Xiaoshanpo was developed, it has a new name, Xiaoyun Mountain.

In recent years, some new houses have been built layer by layer at the foot of the mountain.However, many old houses still remain.

The black cat ran familiarly on the path, as if it was going back to its own home.The path was crooked, and the two of them walked for nearly half an hour with a cat.

Following the black cat along the way, Yun Chanyijia believed that the black cat came to him for something special.

The black cat stopped and stood outside a typical southern old courtyard.

Hua Qingchuan asked curiously, "This is it?"

"Meow~" is here!

Yun Chan picked up the cat, turned his head and subconsciously asked Hua Qingchuan: "Go in?"

Just as he was about to enter the door, a seven or eight-year-old boy pushed open the door and ran out. The old iron door creaked.

The little boy is like an old man, holding the palm-leaf fan loved by the locals and pretending to be old-fashioned.

His eyes were shining brightly, and his tone was full of joy: "Who are you? Why have I never seen you before?"

Before the two of Yunhua could answer, the little boy threw away the fan and said pleasantly, "Why is Little Heitan here with you?!"

As soon as he heard his name, the black cat put down his "figure", jumped out of Yun Chan's arms, and threw himself into the arms of the little boy.Push the little boy back.The black cat and the boy got into a mess.

Hua Qingchuan said, "You raised this cat?"

The little boy didn't respond: "Are you asking me, little brother?"

little brother?Does Hua Qingchuan look so small?Anyway, he is also 1.8 meters tall, so why does this become a little brother in this kid's mouth.

Yun Chan pursed his lips, but somewhat agreed with the little boy's title of Hua Qingchuan.

Hua Qingchuan knelt down and pulled the little boy's face: "Aside from you, who else can I ask?"

The little boy who was played by adults was not angry, he put down the cat and said, "Little Heitan is raised by Brother Shu."

The boy changed his words immediately: "No, it's not Brother Shu, it was raised by Brother Lu Lu."

The little boy said nervously: "My mother said, you can't call Brother Lu Lu Brother Mouse, little brother, don't tell my mother, or she will spank my ass!"

Rat brother?Is this the owner of the black cat?

Yun Chan: "Why, call him Brother Mouse?"

As soon as the little boy went out, he saw this man standing aside, exuding air-conditioning all over his body.At first he thought he couldn't speak.

The little boy said: "Because Brother Lulu looks like a mouse."

He wrinkled his nose: "It's ugly, it's ugly."

"Mom said that his face was burned by fire." The boy seemed to have thought of something, and his tone was a little lost: "I haven't seen Brother Lulu for several days. I used to think he was ugly and threw stones at him coming."

Yun Chan: "Been burned by the fire?"

Hua Qingchuan: "What's wrong?"

At this time, an old man came out of the courtyard. He bent over and leaned on a cane to come to the two of them: "Is there a guest? Come in, come in."

"Hey, Heitan is back too." Seeing the black cat, the old man was surprised: "Come in."

A group of people entered the yard.

There are only a few families in the courtyard, and most people are taking a nap at this time.

Hua Qingchuan asked the old man: "Master, where is the owner of this cat?"

"He...has been missing for some days." The old man tried his best to recall, "He never travels very often."

The old man pointed to one of the doors in the courtyard: "Here, that house is the house where Xiaolu lives."

The black cat couldn't stand it anymore, and jumped into its owner's house from the window.

The black cat stood on the edge of the window sill in the house, looking back at Yunchan Hua Qingchuan: "Meow~" You guys are coming too.

The old man said: "The door of Xiaolu's house is locked. But I have the key to his house."

The old man took out a bunch of keys from his waist, put the keychain in front of his eyes, and remembered that there was a pair of reading glasses in his coat pocket, so he took them out and put them on.

"This is the bunch." The old man gave the key to the little boy: "Go, go and open the door for the guests."

The wooden door was opened, and a damp musty smell came out.

"Cough cough. What's the smell!" Hua Qingchuan fanned the dust falling from his head with one hand, and covered his nose with the other hand in disgust.

Yun Chan frowned, didn't say much, and saw a photo posted on the left wall.

Yun Chan walked over and wiped off the dust with his fingers.This photo is in color, and there are two people on it. One is an old man in sackcloth, with a cigarette in his mouth, his hands behind his back, and a serious expression.The other...was a teenage boy.It's just that his face, just like what the kid who greeted them just said, looks like a mouse.

Another thing Yunchan felt strange was that he should have seen this person before.

Could it be that Brother Lu Lu that this kid was talking about was the deceased who made him feel embarrassed for the first time last time?Disfigured by the fire, looks ugly...

Seeing the puzzled expression on Yun Chan's face, the old man explained: "Xiao Lu was adopted by Lao Li. Lao Li had no children in his life. Xiao Lu is a bit ugly, but he is still a good boy and filial. Lao Li passed away the year before last. After that, he's all alone. Oh, and a cat."

"Meow~" The black cat rubbed against the trousers of the old man, and the old man responded by touching the black cat's head.

The old man seemed to have remembered something, and continued: "Speaking of which, we still don't know what Xiaolu's last name is, and he doesn't want to say it himself. The people in the yard wanted to take him home, but he said he had no home. If you ask again, he won’t answer.”

Yun Chan originally wanted to tell him that Xiao Lu might be dead.But for some reason, my throat seemed to be choked.

Hua Qingchuan noticed the slight changes in Yun Chan, and didn't understand why he suddenly lost his mind, and wrapped his arms around his shoulders.

The black cat also seemed to have noticed something, and comforted Yun Chan: "Meow~" Don't be sad.

The old man patted his head with a fan: "This room hasn't been cleaned, let's go to the stone bench outside to cool off."

"I've lived with Lao Li and Xiaolu for so long, and everyone in the courtyard can guess it. Maybe it's because Xiaolu is ugly, and his family doesn't like him. That child is stubborn and has strong self-esteem. He must not be able to bear it."

"Or, something happened to Xiaolu's family."

The three of them sat down on the stone bench, under the shade of a big tree, it was indeed much cooler.

"Old Li has been an old bachelor all his life. He got such a son for nothing, but he was very happy. When Xiaolu was first led in, the big guys seemed to be surprised. People around you say a word more."

"When I saw Xiaolu for the first time, I was almost frightened. Now, as an old man, I am a few years older, and I look down on everything. It is not all the same whether it is ugly or beautiful. People like me Bad old man, old and ugly, his sons and daughters are all working in other provinces, they are busy, and it is difficult to see each other during the holidays."

"Heitan brought you to Xiaolu's house, there must be something wrong." The old man added: "This cat is alive. On the day of Lao Li's funeral, it chased it for several miles Went to the grave and guarded it for several days and nights. In the end, I was carried back by Xiaolu."

Yun Chan: "It...maybe it wants me to take it to find its owner?"

Hua Qingchuan asked curiously, "Do you know where his master is?"

Yun Chan nodded: "I know."

After bidding farewell to the old man, the two took the bus to the funeral home in S City.The black cat was left in Xiaoyun Mountain, and it was inconvenient to be taken to the funeral home.The black cat quietly followed behind.

After getting out of the car, Hua Qingchuan pulled Yunchan and exaggerated: "This is where you work? It's pretty good, the greenery is good."

He looked at the empty concrete floor inside again: "Spacious is still spacious, um, not bad."

Yun Chan: "..."

Hua Qingchuan said again: "Do what you do and love what you do. Although the nature of this job is a bit special for ordinary people, who am I, Hua Qingchuan, Diao Chan, I support you with both hands and feet!"

Yun Chan; "......."

Lao Kang, the doorman who was eating the boxed lunch delivered by the restaurant, saw Yun Chan coming, and immediately went to ask: "Brother Yun, I didn't have your shift this afternoon. Why are you here? What's the matter?"

Lao Kang sized up the tall man next to Yun Chan from the corner of his eye, wondering who is this man?Originally, Yun Chan's height of 178 was tall enough, but now there is another taller one.

"Who is this?"

Yun Chan and Hua Qingchuan said at the same time:

"He is my classmate."

"I'm his boyfriend."

Yun Chan: "..."

Lao Kang: "..." He heard correctly, the tall man said he was Brother Yun's boyfriend?Lao Kang said that his three views have been subverted.This is the first time for Lao Kang to meet a real GAY!Don't ask how he knew GAY, he is just so trendy.

In order to alleviate the embarrassing atmosphere, the human spirit Lao Kang changed the topic: "Hey Yun, someone has come to claim that mouse face. That person said she is his mother!"

"Say Cao Cao Cao Cao will be there."

Lao Kang held up his fan and waved forward: "Big sister, you are here."

The middle-aged woman nodded, eyes full of sadness: "Brother guard, can I go in and see my son now?"

"It is estimated that Lao Zhang will not be able to come to work in two hours. How about you go in and sit down? There are still many procedures to claim the body. Don't worry, go to the lounge first and sit down."

After registering the middle-aged woman and Hua Qingchuan, the four of them entered the reception room inside. Lao Kang turned on the air conditioner: "It's so hot."

"Sit down, I'll get you a glass of water."

Once Lao Kang sat down completely, he planned to start a chat.

Lao Kang asked: "Big sister, your son is a bit special."

The middle-aged woman was a little cautious, and said: "My son Yuan Lu...was burned by a fire when he was a child. It's all my fault, I left him at home alone. I locked him up for fear that he would go out to play."

The other three listened quietly with bated breath.

"He was disfigured, and the family really didn't have the money to treat him. Since then, he has become very inferior, and the children around him also reject him and often beat him."

"Some neighbors saw him and took a detour..."

"I didn't protect him well. What made me blame myself the most was that the child's grandfather also disliked him. Once, the child heard his grandfather say that Yuan Lu had a mouse face, which disgraced the old Yuan family. .”

"The child has no father since he was a child, and he is already sensitive. I helped in other people's homes and took care of the children, so I couldn't spare time to accompany him and enlighten him."

"He asked me once: 'Mom, do you like other people's kids. Mom, do I look ugly.'"

Speaking of this, the middle-aged woman couldn't help crying anymore.

"One day, one day, he ran away from home."

Lao Kang took out a tissue again and handed it over.

"I quit my job and borrowed some money from my parents and sisters. All these years, I was looking for him. But I couldn't find it."

Lao Kang couldn't help asking: "Then why did you find him again now?"

The middle-aged woman wiped away the tears on her face and calmed down a little.

"I found a picture of my son on Weibo. The person said that he was a staff member of a funeral home in a certain city and could take pictures of the deceased."

Hua Qingchuan and Lao Kang became popular as soon as they heard it!Who is this person who took the photo of the deceased and posted it on the Internet?Such audacity to commit such an act of disrespect for the dead.

"Big sister, who is the person who sent the photo?!" Lao Kang slapped the table hard, he is not a vegetarian, and now he wants to chop him up!

Hua Qingchuan also said: "This person is too careless."

Yun Chan frowned and didn't speak.

The middle-aged woman said: "I begged him desperately to tell me where Yuan Lu is."

"Although I haven't found any news about my son, I never thought he would die. Me, I never thought he would die!"

"That silly boy, his grandfather who likes children so much, how could he really dislike him? It was just a momentary remark. I didn't expect him to run away from home without saying hello. He was only ten years old at the time!"

......

In the evening, the white-haired middle-aged woman finally saw her son's body.

She threw herself on the corpse and burst into tears.The funeral home staff all looked at her sympathetically, not knowing how to comfort the white-haired mother who gave her black hair.

Xiao Xue was expelled from the funeral home after being severely criticized.His parents also came to the funeral home and scolded him severely, and almost staged a full-scale martial arts.The funeral home seems to be more lively today.

Yun Chan and Hua Qingchuan walked out of the funeral home side by side.

The two took the last bus in the afternoon.

Hua Qingchuan: "I didn't expect to come back and experience so many things with you."

Yun Chan: "I have experienced this kind of thing many times."

Hua Qingchuan: "You didn't have any nightmares this time, did you?"

Yun Chan thought for a while: "No."

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After Old Li died, there was one less person to play hide-and-seek with him.That mouse face was dumbfounded all day long, and he didn't know how to play with meow!Meow is getting angry.

Suddenly one day, the mouse face disappeared!

It decided to go out and find him.

There are many people who like him on the main road, and some people give him small dried fish that he can't usually eat!But they can't catch it!

It was raining heavily, and the cars on the road passed by one after another, splashing its beautiful and smooth black fur!Meow is angry!

Mew kept looking for Mouseface, and one day, he smelled Mouseface in a house!But there is a fat man who hates it very much. Whenever he sees it, he will be chased away!

One day, it saw a beautiful man coming out of a strange house. For some reason, it just liked him very much.

It followed him for two days, and was completely relieved of him. That person was from the strange house, and he should be able to find the mouse face for him!

So it stopped the pretty man at his door.Although the man soaked it in water, Meow didn't like it very much, but he gave it to Meow's little fish to eat, and even hugged it to sleep!

Pretty man, I will cover you, Mr. Cat, from now on.

Later, the beautiful man returned to the strange house, and when he came out, he was followed by a crying woman. Meow didn't know why she was crying.

Later, when I went to blame the house again, the smell of the mouse face disappeared.

Meow didn't know if the pretty man found the mouse face, but it never saw the mouse face again.

From then on, Meow followed the beautiful man.

"There are fish to eat, and there are people shoveling shit for me, so I live here! Although the tall man next to the beautiful person is a bit annoying."

mouse face

The author has something to say: the number of words has exploded. . . == This chapter has 4000+ words. .

The continuation of Mouseface is in the next chapter. .

A new story begins to pull. .

Filling out the volunteers is very annoying.Write to relieve boredom.Before I knew it, it was one o'clock in the morning. . .

Is it really a man to write a supernatural novel (?) at such a late hour? . .

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The fourth face female makeup (1)

It has been a month since Hua Qingchuan returned to the military academy. Recently, Hua Qingchuan has many classes and is very busy, and the frequency of phone calls between the two has also been greatly reduced.

So Yun Chan felt a little surprised when he received Hua Qingchuan's call.

"Hey, Diao Chan." Hua Qingchuan still looked carefree, "I'm busy recently, so I don't have time to make calls."

Yun Chan: "Yes."

Hua Qingchuan: "But what confuses me is that I can't make a call, you can call me! Diao Chan, why don't you call?"

Yun Chan: "..."

"Hey," Hua Qingchuan said again, "It's still a long time before the next long vacation. When can we meet again?"

Yun Chan thought about it seriously: "Chinese New Year?"

Hua Qingchuan exaggeratedly shouted: "New Year? Diao Chan, you are definitely kidding me!"

The two talked for a while, and Hua Qingchuan finally remembered the business.

"By the way, Diao Chan, have you received a call from Wei Shu these days? It's a former classmate who doesn't like to talk and is a mother."

Yun Chan: "Don't describe him like that. I received it too. He asked us to attend his wedding."

Hua Qingchuan: "That's right, that's the wedding. He's such a mother, who would want to marry him?"

Yun Chan was silent for a while, and then said: "Didn't you realize that he is... the same as us?"

Hua Qingchuan was also silent, suspiciously silent.

Through the phone, Yun Chan had no idea of ​​Hua Qingchuan's expression on the other end of the phone.

It took Hua Qingchuan a long time to say: "Is he gay? Still cheating on the marriage?"

"I hate gay scum like this the most." Hua Qingchuan snorted angrily, "Slap me every time I see you!"

Nowadays, the phenomenon of cheating marriages by gays has emerged endlessly, and many gay wives have suffered from it.Most of the same wives swallowed their anger and hoped that their husband's sexual orientation would return to normal.What is even more hateful is that some blatant gays are forced by family pressure to carry on the family line and deceive women's wombs. Some gays even look down on themselves, thinking that revealing their sexuality is a shame and even a risk. Pulled into the thief boat, resulting in irreparable results in the future.

Hua Qingchuan said a lot of indignation, and then asked: "Diao Chan, why don't you speak?"

I let you speak alone, what else can I say?

Yun Chan frowned and said, "Wei Shu didn't tell you that he married a man?"

Hua Qingchuan: "...Diao Chan, why didn't you say it earlier!"

Ask again: "With whom?"

"Wang Hui."

Hua Qingchuan was completely stunned: "That little fat guy in our class? I think he's straight! How could that be!"

"It's just incredible."

Yun Chan actually wanted to complain about his gayness, Wei Shu and Wang Hui were so obvious in high school, how could he not see it.

Hua Qingchuan suddenly said in a hurry: "Diao Chan, I won't talk to you anymore. Someone from my side reminded me."

I only heard Hua Qingchuan's complaining voice coming from the receiver: "Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!"

Hua Qingchuan has been very busy recently, so this time only Yun Chan attended the meeting.

The black cat and little Heitan are already very familiar with these in Yun Chan's house, seeing Yun Chan changing his clothes