"Big words" are not ashamed

In Liucheng, the love affair of Lu Heng, the second son of the Lu family, is known to everyone.Even Grandma Wang, who has been paralyzed for many years in the sesame oil shop, taught her young grandson this way: "You can't be like the second young master of the Lu family in the future! If you do that, your old man will break your leg!" "Grandma... What is the second son of the Lu family, can you eat it..." "..."

But Second Young Master Lu didn't feel ashamed at all. On the contrary, he thought it was a kind of honor.There are not many rich families in Liucheng. Although the young master of the Jiang family, Jiang Xie, is handsome and talented, he is always sick and weak and "squats at home". The young master of the Lu family, Lu Chen, Lu Heng's brother, is obviously not smart enough, and he is more than rigid. I fiddle with the business at home every day.Lu Heng has slandered more than once: What's the point of those gray pawnshops and silver houses!

Lu Heng feels that the reason why life is beautiful lies in having fun, and he naturally has the capital bestowed by heaven to enjoy it.He once said without shame in the flower building: "Only in this Liucheng, am I, Lu Heng, the dragon and phoenix among the people? I am handsome, smart, and have a good family background," he said, and flirtatiously hooked Lowering the chin of the flower girl beside him, the flower girl couldn't stop giggling, he shook off the fan: "The most important thing is that I know the truth, there is no girl in the world who doesn't love me!"

But even if he is as arrogant as Mr. Lu Henglu, he still has troubles.For example, the first thing is that those gangsters in the land of fireworks are always molesting him as a woman.But in fact, it can't be blamed for those people's lack of eyesight. Our eldest son Lu Henglu is indeed good-looking, and... he looks a little too good-looking, and he doesn't even look like a man anymore.The watery apricot eyes are always full of spirit, the small mouth of the cherry is bright, the skin is icy and the skin is black, and the black hair is like a cloud.It doesn't matter if you look good, Lu Heng always likes to wear some light-colored waist-cut clothes that are popular in Liucheng nowadays, such as water blue, moon white, light yellow, etc., which make Lu Heng's skin better than snow. Along the way, the hem of the clothes swayed, and the waist was so thin that it was unbearable to hold. Looking at her, she looked like a celestial being.However, before Lu Heng realized it, he liked to dress up very dazzlingly and go to the big flower houses in Liucheng to eat wine. Lu Heng adhered to the principle of "I can be beautiful, but you can't be disturbed" by the new generation of Liucheng (he created it himself), relying on himself The little kung fu he learned as a child often beat the lechers who teased him and followed him to the ground.

This second incident goes back more than ten years.Lu Heng was very mischievous when he was a child. He smashed all the bird nests on the trees of the Lu family, shaved the parrot hair in Master Lu's study, and urinated in the feed trough of the stable... These are commonplace.What's more, the crickets, the master's treasure, were burned, and the black ashes after burning were scattered on the master's landscape paintings. The angry master stopped teaching him.The most serious thing is that when he was seven years old, he tripped his elder brother Lu Chen by mischief, causing his elder brother to be injured gloriously: he broke a leg and knocked out a tooth.Master Lu blew his beard and stared angrily, wishing to hang Lu Heng up and beat him for a few days before peeling off a few layers of skin. Lu Heng's mother begged for several days, and finally threatened to prevent Master Lu from entering the room at night, and Lu Heng avoided it. Lose a "bloody storm".However, as a punishment, Lu Heng was sent by his cruel father to a mountain where no birds could lay eggs to learn martial arts from a rivers and lakes man named Master Su.

Besides, the second thing that annoys and scares Lu Heng is Su Ruolan, the eldest son of Master Su's family.苏若岚长得那可真是丰神俊秀，整个一浊世翩翩佳公子、少女梦中情人的模样，但揍起人来可毫不手软。After Lu Heng put the earthworms into Su Ruolan's bowl for the third time, Su Ruolan completely broke out, beat Lu Heng for more than half an hour, and called Lu Heng a crying father and mother. Mr. Lu Heng, who wants to be rained after rain, has never been so embarrassed in his life. He clutched his blooming buttocks and cried for several days, and had to swear to Su Ruolan that he would never be naughty again. Reluctantly let him go.Although Su Ruolan has been taking good care of him since then, Mr. Lu Heng still has a gloomy shadow in his heart. Since then, he never dared to recruit this cruel (in Lu Heng's language) senior brother, and even behaved with his tail between his legs in front of him.

The third thing is Lu Heng's brother, Lu Chen.Although Lu Heng once caused Lu Chen to break his leg, but after all, blood is thicker than water. After Master Lu and Mrs. Lu passed away, for his only direct brother, Lu Chen really doted on Lu Heng.But it is precisely because of this that Lu Heng is troubled and afraid. Lu Heng will tell you, did his brother always feed him mouth to mouth when he was a child?Was he still peed by his brother until he was 15? Do you still sleep with your brother at the age of 17?Lu Heng didn't dare to make his brother sad at all, as long as he said something serious, his brother's expression was as if the sky was about to fall.

No, this day, Lu Heng was embracing left and right in the Manchun Building on Huajie. The girl's fragrant and soft body, and the sweet and slippery laughter made half of his body sore.Under the instigation of a group of cronies, he was about to make further contact with the girl on the right. Before his mouth touched the girl's face, the door of the room was suddenly pushed open. Such short-sightedness ruins Grandpa's good deed!" At a glance, he saw his upright elder brother Lu Chen standing at the door and looking at him, his brows were tightly frowned, and the old bustard followed behind obediently.

He looked at his eldest brother's look of "the mountain is about to come and the wind is all over the building", he quickly let go of the girl, and went forward happily: "Brother, what wind brought you here, didn't you Are you still looking at this month's account book in our shop?"

Lu Chen's expression slowed down: "Brother Heng, Mrs. Shen came to visit my Lu family today. I wanted to see you by name, so I came to look for you. You can eat this flower wine next time. Come with me back to see Mrs. Shen Mrs. Shen is so old and still misses you, you can't be naughty like you were when you were a child, you have to respect him a little bit."

This Mrs. Shen is the one who burned his beloved cricket when Lu Heng was a child. Lu Heng frowned and thought: "This is not missing me, it's just for revenge!" He replied: "Okay, Brother, go out and wait for me first, and I will follow right away."

Although his younger brother is willful, he has never deceived his elder brother, so Lu Chen touched Lu Heng's head, then turned and left, and before leaving, he shouted at Lu Heng: "Brother Heng, elder brother owed you just now. The bills that have been paid for several months have been settled."

Lu Heng burst into tears of gratitude in his heart, wishing he could rush up and give his elder brother a big hug.But the reality does not allow it, he watched his elder brother walk out of the room, and ignored the bunch of idlers in the room who had forgotten to continue playing because of the accident just now, so he immediately looked for the back window of the room, he remembered the one behind the Manchun Building The street is a small road that is not often walked. If you go down here and run away, you will not be found by your elder brother.

But the place where he is staying now is on the third floor!Lu Heng only has the kung fu of a three-legged cat. Looking down from the window like this, he is really tall. He felt a little trembling, but thinking of the sinister and triumphant smile of the white-bearded Master Shen, he became ruthless, and fell anyway. Undead, so he climbed up to the window sill neatly, and plunged down as soon as he closed his eyes.There was an exclamation from behind.The people in the room couldn't care less about having fun, they all squeezed to the window to see what happened to the second young master of the Lu family who "did a heroic death" just now!

Lu Heng felt that he was simply unlucky.

He thought that with his decent lightness kungfu (in his own opinion), he would definitely land on the ground as light as a swallow and very leisurely.

But thanks to his flamboyant clothes, the hem of the clothes with the most material was hooked on the cornice of the second floor of Manchun Building.

So he became like a fuchsia bell and hung on the second floor of Manchun Tower.

Mr. Lu was still wearing a bright yellow dress today, and now he is hanging leisurely on the corner of Manchun Tower, like a golden signboard.

"Oh my god! Is this the retribution for trying to deceive elder brother?" Lu Heng covered his face, feeling ashamed to face others.

Every window of the Manchun Building was full of people, pointing at Lu Hang Seng.

"Isn't that the second son of the Lu family? How did he get there! Are you practicing?"

"Could it be that she was thrown out by the girl because of poor skill in bed!"

"Hahaha……"

……

Lu Heng even heard Chang Fei, the buddy who was drinking with him just now, desperately throwing stones at the third floor: "Lu Heng, do you need me to ask your brother to save you!"

If it wasn't for being hung upside down, Lu Heng swore that he would have unscrewed Chang Fei's beautiful little head.

Lu Heng looked around and tried his best to find a way to get out of the current predicament, but he couldn't find a place to cling to.

Not only are there more and more people watching him in the Manchun Tower, but also more and more people in the streets below. Lu Heng has no idea, if he continues to delay like this, his elder brother will definitely be alarmed.

While Lu Heng was still troubled, he heard the sound of cloth being torn.

"what--"

With the whistling wind in his ears accompanied by the exclamation of everyone, Mr. Lu knew that he had fallen in the posture of hanging a golden bell upside down. Even though Lu Hengtian was not afraid of anything, he couldn't help but feel scared at this moment, thinking: "No! Will something really happen! Woohoo, big brother, next time I won’t lie to you again, what is that old immortal master doing here!”

But before he finished complaining, he felt himself fall into a rather warm embrace.

Ah, saved!This was Lu Heng's first reaction.

The touch is not bad, but a bit smelly.This was Lu Heng's second reaction.

Not a bit smelly!Why is it so stinky!Lu Heng rolled his eyes and almost fainted from the smell.

He struggled to raise his eyes to look at the current situation, and found that he was being held in the arms of a man. The man was tall and his arms were very strong. Rao Lu Heng, a man who was neither short nor light, was in his arms. It's also steady.

Lu Heng thought complacently: Lu Heng is really lucky, even if he fell down, he must be in a magnificent posture. This man must want to be a hero to save the beauty, so he desperately saved himself!

But he couldn't laugh for a second.

Lu Heng looked up along the man's chest, and a dark, dirty face with no facial features appeared in his eyes!Mr. Lu, who loves cleanliness the most on weekdays, hates dirty things so much, he quickly turned his head away, only to see a pair of shoulder poles, two... two dung buckets beside him!

This stinking smell turned out to come from here!

This strong man is actually a manure collector!

Lu Heng couldn't calm down anymore: "You reckless man! Let me down!" Lu Heng looked anxiously, thinking that the hand holding him might have just scooped up feces, and he felt that he couldn't stay any longer.

The man was probably also frightened by Lu Heng's vicious tone and the way he bared his teeth and claws, so he withdrew his hand very obediently.

Not surprisingly, Lu Heng fell firmly to the ground.

Lu Heng's butt fell directly to the hard ground, and he wanted to scold his mother in pain. He rubbed his butt, and tears were about to come out: "You idiot, is there anyone like you?"

The man seemed a little embarrassed, smiled honestly, showed his white teeth, bent down slightly, and wanted to hug Lu Heng again.

How could Lu Heng let this dung-picking man pick him up again? Once he had had enough.He waved his hand very naturally to refuse, and backed up holding his butt. It's fine if he didn't back up, but when he backed up, he bumped into the dung bucket behind him firmly!

The excrement bucket just hit Lu Heng's back impartially, and fell down staggeringly, and Lu Heng just dodged when he was suffering from pain, the stinky yellow and gorgeous excrement seemed to find its owner, clatter A rush of annoyance rushed to Lu Heng's body.

Such an accident scared everyone present!

After realizing it, the dung-picking man rushed forward to help, and the people watching the excitement on the street and in the Manchun Tower couldn't stand up from laughing!

"what--"

It is said that the whole of Liucheng heard the heart-piercing screams of the second son of the Lu family that afternoon.

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