"Big words" are not ashamed

Lu Heng has been very troubled recently.Unprecedented troubles.

A few days ago, he fell into the arms of a smelly man in broad daylight, and his body was covered in excrement.After Lu Heng returned home, he took a bath seven times before he felt that he had no more bad smell on his body, and he still did not escape the fate of meeting Mrs. Shen. The old man was very happy to hear that he was covered in excrement, and there were only a few teeth left I can't even close my mouth with happiness.

Although the eldest brother Lu Chen didn't say anything to him afterwards, and his attitude didn't change much, but Lu Heng could clearly feel that the eldest brother who had always spoiled him was a little disappointed in him.

After that, even if Lu Heng had a thick skin, he didn't dare to go out to have fun.Besides, as soon as he went out, he felt that everyone on the street was whispering and laughing at him.

But he was a person who couldn't live with loneliness. After only staying at home for a few days, Lu Heng felt that he was already bored.So he found a young lady to talk with him to relieve his boredom.That young lady has a blue heart, and her life is quite comfortable.

After a long time, when he almost forgot about the embarrassing incident that day, he unexpectedly saw the man picking up dung again, still at the gate of his Beiyuan. The man still had the same swarthy face, and he still smiled silly.

That smile reminded Lu Heng of the stinky yellow feces that day, and the incomparable stench seemed to be around him.

But the man looked at him with sparkling eyes, which seemed to be full of thousands of affections.

Different from the eyes of those apprentices looking at him, this man's eyes are devout and warm, and his thoughts on him are clearly revealed.

Originally, Lu Heng wanted to scold the man, but he looked at him like this, he couldn't say a word of evil, so he could only stare at him, pretended to grab the lunch box in his hand viciously, turned around and walked away.

Lu Heng left with his lunch box still thinking: "This idiot who wants to eat swan meat!"

Later, he asked the housekeeper and found out that this man is now serving as a servant in Lu's residence.

It's okay to be a servant.Originally, it was nothing but reminding Mr. Lu of the embarrassing things of the past few days. After all, he is a young master who only cares about eating, drinking and having fun, and doesn't care much about servants.

But after that day, this rough-skinned, thick-skinned, smelly man appeared in front of his eyes every now and then!

It was also when Young Master Lu was embarrassed.

One day, the servant in his room happened to be on leave, and the servant who took over was not so well-mannered and thoughtful.

At night, Mr. Lu was anxious. He lay on the bed and yelled several times, but he didn't hear any movement outside. He cursed the young man's carelessness in his heart, but there was nothing he could do. When he found the chamber pot, he probably forgot to put it away, but the urge to urinate was so urgent that he had to put on his coat and prepare to go to the latrine in the yard.

When he passed the outside room, he heard the snoring of the servant who was taking over. Lu Heng stepped forward to look at the sleeping face of the servant. His saliva flowed all over the pillow, and he fell into a deep sleep. Even Lu Heng stabbed him hard with his index finger There was no reaction on Huhu's face, and Lu Heng was not willing to wake him up after all.

The hut in Beiyuan was quite a distance from the main house where Lu Heng lived. Lu Heng was only wearing his outer shirt. After walking for a long time, he felt the night wind was chilly, making him shiver uncontrollably.In this way, even though the lamp was on, Lu Heng felt that the surroundings were cold and gloomy, so he couldn't help but cover up his coat and quicken his pace.

When he was about to reach the hut, Lu Heng saw a dark figure flashing past in the bushes in front of him. Lu Heng was so frightened that he almost dropped the lamp in his hand.He stopped unconsciously and found that there were no dark shadows, the moon was still bright and the wind was clear, and the surroundings were very quiet, except for the gentle breeze, there was nothing else.

Lu Heng laughed at his timidity in his heart: "It's so late, people and ghosts should go to bed!" After he regained his composure, Lu Heng, who couldn't hold back anymore, walked quickly to his destination.

Entering the latrine, when he saw the long-lost excrement bucket, Lu Heng felt extremely kind. He took out the little Lu Heng with peace of mind, and prepared to spray a pleasant and refreshing spray on the excrement bucket, but at this moment, he heard a sound , although the sound is not loud, it is quite clear in this silent night.

The sound came from near him. Lu Heng gritted his teeth and turned his body stiffly to look at the source of the sound.

He saw a huge black shadow moving towards him. How could Lu Heng tell what this mountain-like thing was under the dim light? He couldn't stand anymore.

Which family's ghost is it? It's so late and still wandering around!Please go back quickly, I, Lu Heng, will definitely burn paper money next year and today to thank you for your great kindness!Lu Heng wailed in all kinds of ways.

But it's useless to complain with sincerity, the black shadow is still moving in the direction of Lu Heng, and it's about to approach Lu Heng——

Seeing that it was not going well, Lu Heng quickly closed his eyes and shouted in a hurry: "The sky is so good!"

But as soon as these words came out, there was no movement after waiting for a long time. Lu Heng opened his eyes hesitantly, and found that the black shadow was actually a person he still knew.

The person that Mr. Lu still knew was Zhang Dayan whom he had only met a few days ago - of course Lu Heng didn't know his name at that time.

Lu Heng only saw the big stupid guy who collected dung standing in front of him, his face was still black and dirty, and he was holding a dung scoop in his right hand. Through the faint moonlight scattered from the gap in the roof, Lu Heng saw his dung. There was light in his eyes, as if he was being lit.

The moment he saw Lu Heng clearly.

Lu Heng was no longer angry this time, he felt ashamed of his timid reaction just now.Of course, on the surface he is still calm and aloof.

Lu Heng just glanced at the man with a silly smile, twitched the corners of his lips, and picked up little Lu Heng to continue the unfinished business just now - peeing.

Who knows, an unexpected accident happened again!

Lu Heng found that he couldn't pee anymore!No matter how much Lu Heng tossed that little Lu Heng, that little Lu Heng was also helpless, dejected and unresponsive.

Lu Heng became anxious, and twisted and pulled viciously at little Lu Heng. Although the urge to urinate was still obvious, Lu Heng couldn't urinate no matter what.

That Zhang Dayan may have seen Lu Heng's anxious look, put down his plan to collect dung, and walked to Lu Heng's side.As soon as Lu Heng, who was very anxious, looked up, he saw Zhang Dayan staring at him blankly, and immediately lost his temper: "What are you looking at! Look again! If you look again, I will dig out your eyes and kick them as balls!"

Zhang Dayan was not annoyed when he heard this, he pointed to Lu Heng's little brother, scratched his head, and grinned even wider.

Lu Heng thought that Zhang Dayan's actions were mocking him for not being able to urinate, and he became even more angry. He didn't care about the discomfort of seeing his private parts by the boss, so he punched Zhang Dayan's chest fiercely.

Originally Young Master Lu wanted to hit Zhang Dayan on the head, but Zhang Dayan was too tall for him to reach.

The thickest part of Zhang Dayan's body is his chest. He has done rough and heavy work since he was a child, so naturally he doesn't pay attention to Lu Heng's flamboyant legs.

He didn't stop Lu Heng from punching and kicking him. He just looked at Lu Heng who was obviously angry and turned his head to think about it.Then, looking at the right moment, he bent down slightly and caught Lu Heng's little Lu Heng who was still wandering outside.

Lu Heng stopped all his movements at once, and the wind became chaotic.

The lifeblood is in the hands of others, so how dare you mess around!

This... What does this idiot want to do?

He is so strong, does he really want to cut off my offspring?

I didn't do anything to him!It was just staring at him a few times!Such a small capacity?

Completely forgetting the man's fiery gaze, Lu Heng's mind grew bigger and bigger.Before he could recover from his huge brain hole, he heard the familiar voice of "shh--".

The voice was dragged very long, melodious, stretched, and it was a very gentle tone.Although the voice sounded a bit deliberate and vague, there was an unexpected harmony in such an embarrassing scene.

Lu Heng was still silent in the long voice, but after a while he felt a hot current gushing out of his lower body.

Lu Heng, who couldn't urinate just now, urinated with the hands of a rough man.

Dare to feel that this man was urinating on himself just now!

Lu Heng felt that his whole body was blushing, and his fingers were slightly sour from the unspeakable shame.

Now I am ashamed and thrown home.Lu Heng was full of this idea.

Lu Heng didn't care about the man's teasing smile, and ran back to his room like a rabbit.

After getting into the warm bed, Lu Heng's face was still burning badly, how could he be so ashamed!Why is it so embarrassing every time I see this man!

It must not be my problem, it must be that man's problem!

After thinking this way, Lu Heng came to a very unfair conclusion, and then he calmed down and fell asleep in a daze.

But I didn't expect that a few days later, Lu Heng would see that big stupid man collecting dung several times.

For example, he got up very late that day, so he sneaked into the kitchen to find something to eat.Unexpectedly, the cook who always left things in the kitchen didn't leave anything this time. Looking at the empty dishes and dishes, she couldn't cook and couldn't go out, Lu Heng felt a big headache.He decided to let his servant go out through the back door to buy some steamed buns.Of course, you have to avoid the eyeliner of your elder brother Lu Chen-the elder brother has been very strict with him recently.

So he sneaked out from the back door of the kitchen again, but he bumped into a man as soon as he opened the door. The man was made of iron or stone, and his body was so hard that he died.As soon as Lu Heng raised his head, he wanted to scold people aggressively: "You don't have eyes when you walk!" Young Master Lu, who is always the first to sue the villain, would certainly not admit that he is the one who doesn't have eyes...

I didn't expect it to be that stupid big guy again!

Lu Heng frowned and looked at him. Because of his experience last time, he was a little confused now, this stupid big man, he knew that he was strong and would not get angry.Lu Heng is best at using words to irritate others, and his bad words are useless to this muffled stupid big guy. No matter what he says, the stupid big guy just smiles dumbfoundedly, and he smiles sincerely at the same time. looking at him.

What's more, every time I meet him, nothing good happens!

Lu Heng resolutely decided to ignore him: "Let me go, my young master is going out!" But at this time, our young master Lu Heng started singing with his stomach rumbling.

The kitchen was very quiet, and the sound seemed out of place.

Lu Heng felt his brows twitch several times.Why is my stomach so disappointing!

After the man heard Lu Heng's stomach growling, he lowered his head and supported Lu Heng's shoulder.

Lu Heng was naturally very uncomfortable being so close to a man, especially face to face, he could even clearly see the black marks on the man's face.

The man pointed to the chair next to him in the kitchen, and then to the pot table.

As a person who was already very hungry, Lu Heng quickly understood his meaning: "You want to cook for me?"

The man nodded quickly when he heard the words.

It turns out that this man can understand human language... Lu Heng rolled his eyes, but he was naturally very happy when someone cooked for him, and obediently sat down on the chair happily.

The man's hands and feet were very neat, and within a short while, a bowl of hot egg and green vegetable noodles appeared in front of Lu Heng.

"Is this for me to eat?"

The man nodded, and carefully placed the cleaned chopsticks by the side of the bowl.

"There's no oil, water, or meat, how can I eat it!" Lu Heng was very irritable.

Hearing this, the man was silent for a while, then picked up a few noodles with chopsticks and sent them to Lu Heng's mouth.

How could Lu Heng bear this kind of battle from a man? In the past, he was fed by soft and boneless women or young men. How could he bear a man who was big and thick like this!

Lu Heng quickly grabbed the chopsticks and stuffed the noodles into his mouth.

Unexpectedly, the noodles were unexpectedly delicious.

The noodles are smooth and tender, the soup is delicious, and even the vegetables that Lu Heng least likes to eat are extremely refreshing.

Lu Heng finished eating the noodles contentedly, and there was not even any soup left.

As the saying goes, full and warm thinking □□...cough, wrong, wrong...it's because of the soft mouth.Lu Heng couldn't help feeling a little fond of the stupid big man.

This stupid big man saved himself first, although he was covered in feces...

Then he helped him solve his personal problems, although the way was not tactful at all...

The point is, this big fool actually makes such delicious food!Lu Heng babbled, thinking that his cook could get off work.

Lu Heng made up his mind, and asked the towering figure washing the dishes: "Hey, idiot, can you cook for me every day?"

The man turned his head quickly when he heard the words, and looked at Lu Heng strangely.

Lu Heng was a little embarrassed by the probing eyes, after all, this idiot didn't come here to be his own chef.Lu Heng quickly waved his hand: "I have no other intentions...you cook delicious food...I will pay you..." Of course, Lu Heng, who said this at this time, did not think that he was not making money No matter the money.

The man froze for a moment, as if he finally realized what Lu Heng was saying, and nodded in Lu Heng's direction.The smile on his face became even brighter, with a mouthful of white teeth that stood out abruptly on his dark face, making him look especially funny.

How could Lu Heng care about the man's expression now? From the moment he saw the man nodding, he was thinking about what to eat tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.The thought of being able to eat delicious food every day made him feel ecstatic.

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