If you're smart, don't run around [Network]
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Book Title: Don't Run Around If You're Smart [Network Edition]
Author: rain ink shadow falls
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This article is also known as "The Daily Life of a Monstrous Couple", "My Little Shouai Climbs the Wall", "Young Brother, Are You Swollen and Hot and Beautiful", and "The Beauty Empress and His Son and Senior Brother"
Xian Fansheng, as a big player who has been in the industry for two years, is most commendable for his gentle temperament exuded by his voice, and he was voted twice as the "Most Temperamental CV Award of the Year". The only name is the escaped evildoer.Only then did his fans realize that their young master also has such a funny side, and the cliff was spoiled by the Yao Shou empress, Yao Xiaoshou, you return our young master!If you don't return it, you will be hanged at your door! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
A certain matchmaker: report to report son, your mother has gone to (pa) door (qiang) again.
Xian Fansheng: [Strokes sleeves] I'll catch him right away.
After half an hour...
A matchmaker: Didn't you say you can catch people?Why did you go to show your affection again, fell.
1. CP: The enchanting beauty is attacked by X with a warm appearance and a black belly
【Escape】X【Xian Fansheng】
2. The subject of this article is the main subject, the copywriting is the main attack, and the network is equipped with Xiaobai, welcome to enter the pit.
3. Roll around, ask for collection, ask for support, and feel big~( ̄▽ ̄~)(~ ̄▽ ̄)~
V entry announcement: I will enter V tomorrow, starting from chapter 28, I hope you will continue to support me ¥(___)㎡4.5
Content tags: special liking, urban love, sweet text, network matching
Search keywords: Protagonist: Shen Anyu [Escape], Pei Ming [Xian Fansheng]┃Supporting role: Haven’t thought about it yet┃Others: Net cast, Yu Mo Ying Luo
☆, Shen Meiren
In summer, the sun wilts the leaves.The big yellow dog lying on its stomach at the entrance of the campus supermarket is no longer as lively as it used to be. It is hiding under the parasol, sticking out its tongue, drooping its head and looking listless.
Go south along the campus supermarket and walk across the intersection, there are several dormitory buildings, and the second building is the boy's building where Shen Anyu lives.There are two antique palace lanterns hanging on the left and right sides of the front of the building, and next to it is a pair of words, "Indifferent and bright, quiet and far." Go along this building to the third floor, and when you walk to the door of 303 dormitory, you can see the sticker on their door. In a poster, several men in Hanfu are splashing ink and writing brushes. Standing beside them are beautiful women in skirts. Some are playing the piano and some are blowing the flute. On the top of the poster are written four big characters, pen and ink. sensuality.
At this time, it was just after lunch, and from a distance, I saw Shen Anyu wearing a British-style hand-woven hat, the brim of the hat was pulled down, and his roommate Ye Siwei came in behind him, This kid is good-looking, with a face that attracts bees and butterflies, and is quite attractive to girls, but he is far behind Shen Anyu.
"Oh." Shen Anyu took off his hat, put his feet together on the legs of the chair, and sat upright. After a while, he sighed and held his cheeks in his hands. This is his typical worried appearance, "As it is Do you want to eat after going down?"
Ye Siwei whistled and patted him on the shoulder, "The beauty frowned, who does she hate? Shouldn't you be worried, Sao Nian, your time has come again."
You have to ask him what he is worried about, ha, it is very simple to sum up, it is all caused by beauty.One word is beautiful, two words are too beautiful, and three words are of course fried chicken beauty.Well, this is a boy whose beauty has surpassed the sky, and because he has just started school, he has encountered a large group of schoolgirls frenziedly watching and eating tofu.
Although Ye Siwei was quite jealous of Student Shen's beauty, but they all came from 303, so this must be something to be proud of.
"Ah, it's twelve o'clock, hurry up and go to the forum."
"Why?" Shen Anyu frowned, and unconsciously made cute little movements with her small mouth, "But I'm still worried."
"Look at your ranking quickly, little Shabi."
Shen Anyu rolled his eyes at him, this action was very fierce, but it had no deterrent effect at all.Ye Siwei rubbed his nose, "Don't do that, do you want the tragedy of last year to repeat itself? Beauty Shen."
"Alas." Beauty Xiao Shen had no choice but to accept her fate, and obediently turned on the computer. Ye Siwei consciously stood behind him, leaning on the back of the chair with both hands, when someone pushed the door open again.A mess of broken hair, wearing a pair of huge black-rimmed glasses that almost covered half of his face, his round face made him look a little cute, but also slightly funny.But the expression on his face was very serious.
Shen Anyu turned to say hello: "You are back when I was young."
"Yeah." Song Shi nodded, and walked over to knock Ye Siwei's arm away, "Excuse me."
"Hey, I said Xiao Song, did you do it on purpose? Who provoked you again today?" Ye Siwei wondered why he took the gunpowder as soon as he came back.
"I'm fine." Song Shi, with a paralyzed face, saw that Ye Siwei was no longer so close to Shen Anyu, so he opened the book in peace.
"Taro, let's ignore that guy. He has facial paralysis since he was a child. He only loves to study and read books, and his grades are not as good as mine. He finally followed me into X University."
Over there, Song Shi pushed his glasses, without taking a glance away from the "History of Chinese Literature" in his hand, "Speak up."
Shen Anyu boarded the gateway, the little mouse kept turning and turning, and finally opened it successfully.Ye Siwei was also extremely nervous in the back, "I must protect our beauty Shen from getting another school girl this year."
Shen Anyu turned around and threw a sharp eye, "You don't need to remind me, thank you."
"Come on, which one of us is with whom." Ye Siwei hugged Shen Anyu's shoulder, and Song Shi suddenly stood up behind him, and the chair touched the leg of the table, making a thud. "Go to the bathroom."
"Oh." Shen Anyu responded foolishly, then glanced back at the arm on his shoulder, "Three...two..."
Before he could say anything, Ye Siwei hurriedly let go with a grin, and obediently leaned on the bedpost behind him, his eyes were resentful like a concubine who had been cast into limbo, "What's wrong with you, how can you be happy in the future?" Let's play."
"Sorry." Shen Anyu expressed apology on his delicate face, and then he grabbed his soft natural curly hair vigorously, "Be considerate."
"Okay, who told you to be the social treasure of our dormitory?" Ye Siwei generously ignored it, and still put his head on the computer screen. This year's school flower and school grass contest is the sixth, and Shen Anyu's When he entered the school one year, he was so stupid that he didn't understand anything, and then he was tricked into handing in a photo, but because he didn't know his gender, the students in the statistics department stared at him for a long time, and finally ranked him in the column of school beauty , and finally "lived up to expectations", and the number of votes was far ahead.Shen Anyu remembered the oolong incident last year with hatred, the villain who stabbed the girl for a month in silence, and then forgot about it when he became obsessed with online matchmaking.
"Look at the school grass first, quick, let's see if my handsome Ye has won the prize." Ye Siwei brushed his hair as he spoke, Song Shi happened to walk by after washing his hands, and only two words floated from the sky, "Smug! "
Ye Siwei froze on the spot, and Song Shi continued to make up his sword, "Smell of virtue." Song Shi came out of the same compound as Ye Siwei, and grew up wearing crotch pants. He knew each other very well, so he naturally knew the twists and turns in Ye Siwei's stomach. .
Narcissistic, smug, playful, good grades despite not loving academics, and more handsome than yourself, it is simply unfair.If it wasn't for not watching Qiong Yao dramas, Song Shi would have made Ye Siwei a villain for many years.With a paralyzed face, he finished mending the knife and went to read a book with peace of mind, leaving handsome Ye Da messy in the wind.
Before he got messy enough, he saw that the first candidate for the school grass was the taro beauty next to him who didn't know when he was chewing shredded squid, "Ah, why aren't you surprised that you got the first place?"
"Ah." Shen Anyu chose a fat shredded squid and threw it into his mouth, "I see. Do you want to eat this?"
"Didn't you just eat it? Why did you eat it again?"
Shen Anyu touched his belly, the T-shirt was pulled up, revealing half of his fair skin, without the legendary abdominal muscles, but very white and tender, it looked like one couldn't help touching it.
"God damn physique, no matter how much you eat, you won't get fat. Why didn't God even take a nap when he created you? It's so unfair."
"Because I dozed off too much when I was making you." The little boy added with a paralyzed face, and turned to the next page to read.
"Shut up, poisonous tongue." Ye Siwei bypassed Shen Anyu, touched the mouse, flipped down, and sadly found that he was on the second page. Although his grades were not bad, he also admitted that there were many handsome guys in the school, but why? The 21st place is so chilling.
"It must be twenty years away." Song Shi knew the result without even turning his eyes to this side.
"Yes, yes." Shen Anyu chewed his food loudly, and still nodded, "You were really clever when you were young."
"Last year, the students only looked at your face and let you rank in the top ten. This year, if you know your virtues, you will definitely not be ranked."
Ye Siwei was about to spit out old blood at what he said, and looking at our beauty Shen who already had tens of thousands of votes, he covered his glass heart and hid in the corner of the wall.
The student, Shen Anyu, didn't know it at all, and was choosing his own snacks to eat, when his cell phone rang.
"Moshi Moshi." It was a cornet, so it must be some classmate of his, and he took a bite of an apple after he finished speaking.
"Hey, guess who I am."
There was a girl with a clear voice on the phone. Ye Siwei, who had been hiding in the corner, ran over, stopped outside the security line, and tried to tilt his ears.Sister, ˋ(°▽, °) slobbering... Where there are girls, how can there be so little of Ye Dashuai's pot! ! !
"Sister Yunqi, right?"
"Emma," Yun Qi on the other end was about to cry, "If you want to call Ke Nai's Yun Qiqi, whatever you call her, you're old."
"Yun Qiqi?" Shen Anyu's small mouth was sweet, and he immediately made up for Yun Qi's injured heart, "Then what's the matter with Yun Qi? It can't be the reminder."
"Come on! Noodles! Ki!"
Shen Anyu heard the exclamation point in her words through the radio waves, and couldn't help rubbing his ears, "I'm finally free." Speaking of which, it was Yun Qi, who was a year ahead of him, who brought Shen Anyu into the online distribution circle. I didn't know that this biological mother was originally from the same school as him. After exchanging phone numbers for the first time, I found out, eh, it turned out to be a short number.After the holidays, I didn't have time to meet Ji. This time, not long after the start of school, a busy person finally came to them from the East Campus.
"That Yunqiqi, I heard that there is a new chicken feet shop next to your campus. It is very delicious. We happen to have red bean balls here. You must bring two chicken feet."
"Wucao, snacks are snacks, why are you so well informed?"
"Well, isn't there a saying that only food and love can't be let down, if no one loves me, then I have to rely on food."
"Hey, don't be like this, Yao Xiaoshou, my mother, I love you, all the peaches love you, how can so many people who love you turn a blind eye?"
"Yeah." Shen Anyu hummed, "Then you want to make an apology with me. If you bribe me with delicious food, you can make a difference, my dear Yun Qiqi."
"No." Yun Qi was on the verge of crying on the phone, whining and complaining, "How can I be kind to you, how can I be a real mother, Yao Xiaoshou, you can't treat me like this."
"I heard that there is a pan-fried steamed stuffed bun shop next to the chicken feet shop, right?"
Yun Qi thumped, and immediately smiled, "Thank you, Ma'am, for your kindness. See you in Times Square."
"Go back."
"twitter."
The other end giggled and hung up, Shen Anyu also picked up the phone, and when he turned his head, he saw Ye Siwei's glinting eyes.
The author has something to say: Opening a new article, everyone has waited for a long time and bowed <(__)> The new girl I saw is also saved, please eat pan-fried buns, my lady (>▽<)
☆, Yunqiqi
As soon as he turned his head and saw Ye Siwei's thief eyes, Shen Anyu took a half step back immediately, "Don't even think about it, I won't take you there."
"Which girl is looking for it, taro, you can't be so disrespectful."
"It's just so disrespectful." Shen Anyu blinked her transparent and bright eyeballs, but still couldn't help explaining, "Well, she's actually a girl from the radio drama club, who is the pen, ink, and sensuality I want to get into."
"Forget it then." Ye Siwei knew what online game Shen Anyu was playing, and he had been preparing for the exam for that theater company recently, he had no interest in that at all, so naturally he didn't want to get involved at all.
Shen Anyu checked that it was about the same time, packed up and planned to go out, Ye Siwei watched eagerly, shook his quiet phone, no one made an appointment, it's only been a year, is he already out of breath, oh shit! ! !
Shrinking back like an old hen with its head drooping, "Taro, you go, leave the computer for me to play, and I will take a look at this year's school beauty."
"Okay." Shen Anyu picked out a lot of delicious food and put them in the bag, then suddenly remembered, "Don't move the folders in the D drive, just play with the others."
"Don't worry, I'll suffocate to death with the little facial paralysis as soon as you leave."
Song Shi twitched the corners of his mouth when he heard the words, and said expressionlessly, "Who wants to be in the same room with you and pollute the air."
Shen Anyu is no longer surprised by their bickering, "You two stay at home and be good, I won't come back until evening, what do you want to eat, I'll bring it to you."
Ye Siwei quickly answered, "Really? I want chicken chops, black pepper flavor."
"Really." Shen Anyu said and wrote it down in a small notebook, "What about the hour? What do you want?"
Song Shi raised his head, and the black-rimmed glasses were about to slip down from the bridge of his nose, "No need, I'll go to the cafeteria to eat, and then go to self-study."
"What a good boy who works hard." Shen Anyu packed up and went out, Ye Siwei waved the little mouse reluctantly, when the door was closed Shen Anyu walked a few steps away, he suddenly burst out, "Damn it, what's going on?"
He ran out quickly, only seeing the beauty's figure fading away, he couldn't help shouting, "Shen Anyu, you're getting the school belle again this year."
Shen Anyu turned his head while holding his forehead, and waved at him, "Go back to the dormitory, don't be ashamed."
After Mr. Ye broadcasted through the loudspeaker, many dormitories on the third floor opened their doors in an instant, "Congratulations, student Shen."
"Double happiness, please have dinner after the catwalk tonight."
"Taro, if you weren't a man, I would have chased you long ago."
"What's the matter with men, I love you too if you are a man."
The whole third floor suddenly echoed with laughter, Shen Anyu knew that the next days would definitely be more sad than last year, and she really burst into tears.Last year, he got the wrong gender, but this year many people know him, so how can he make a mistake? He must kill the person responsible, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
When they went downstairs, no matter if they recognized him or not, they would look at him more, and if they were familiar, they would even joke a few words. Shen Anyu pressed the brim of his hat silently, he should calm down, didn't he come here since he was a child?Because this face didn't cause enough trouble?Calm down, calm down, at this time his father's handsome face appeared in front of his eyes, "Son, when you are in a bad mood, read the "Tao Te Ching" more, 'Tao can be said, but it is not constant. Constant name. Nameless world..."
Stop, why did he get brainwashed by his father, uh, he shook his body, quickly drove the nonsensical father out of his mind, and went out to take the bus.
"Yao Xiaoshou, where are you?" Shen Anyu was leaning against the stop sign and secretly playing with his phone when he received Yun Qi's call.
Shen Anyu looked up, and a girl in a bohemian chiffon dress was also looking around. "Here." He waved his hand, Yun Xi's eyes lit up, and he walked towards him.
"Why are you still wearing a hat? You can't see anyone." Yun Qi took off his hat directly. Even though she knew the fact that the escaped shou was Shen Anyu, and had seen the photos, she was still truly impressed. .
"Oh my god." It took Yun Qi who was stunned for a long time to come back to his senses, "If I post your Zaopian on the Internet, there will definitely be a bloody storm in the whole circle."
Shen Anyu lowered his head, and quickly grabbed his hat and put it on, "The sun is so hot now, let's find a place with better air conditioning and sit down and talk. By the way, what delicious food did you bring?"
"I just know how to eat it." However, Yunqi sister took it out very thoughtfully, but when she was about to give it to him, she suddenly changed her mind, "No, I will eat it later."
Shen Anyu has had enough of watching but not being able to eat, her own mother is really too bad, how can this happen?So he hastened to find a store first.
"Ah, Yao Xiaoshou, didn't you eat lunch?"
"Eat it, but why don't you eat something delicious?" Looking left and right along the way, with a face that is too attractive, it is like a cheating tool. It was stuffed into the palm of the proprietress and ran away.
Yun Qi, who was running along in high heels, said that he was also very hardworking, and he would definitely use this as a bargaining chip to fight for leniency later.
"Sit down, the cold drinks in this store are delicious, I'll go get some, you sit down." Yun Qiqi, who has always been worried about others, enjoyed the exclusive treatment as a girl this time, and just wanted to express her feelings How caring is the silly mother, I didn't expect her silly mother's second sentence to be, "Think about how to explain it."
Wait a minute, why is there something wrong with this setting, is this the silly Yao Xiaoshou on the Internet?Could it be that someone changed the shell, oh Maiga! Σ(っ°Д°;)っ
The bashful Yun Qiqi started to grab the small handkerchief in his heart, saying one by one, or... well, God knows, she really didn't do it on purpose last year, okay, if it was now, she would never make such a low-level mistake, Uh, no, this year is still the same result.
Her heart broke, and she almost squeezed out two tears, "Yaoyao, you must forgive me, then what, it's not my fault, really, look at my sincere eyes."
Shen Anyu really put down the plate, took a closer look, then shook his head, "Not as big as mine."
Yun Qi almost spit out a mouthful of blood, and graciously pulled Shen Anyu to sit down, "Yaoyao~"
Shen Anyu ignored her.
"An Yu~"
Shen Anyu looked at the taro ball without blinking.
"Okay, I say."
Then Sister Yunqi cried and complained about her wrong gender last year, "So can you forgive me?"
Shen Anyu looked at her, and said cautiously, "Can I say no?"
"No!" She refused very righteously, Yun Qi knew that her silly mother would forgive her.
"Okay, forgive you." Shen Anyu chewed a small cherry, and ice cream was all over his mouth, "Then do you know who is in charge this year, I'm going to ask."
"Don't!" Before he finished speaking, Yun Qi hurriedly stopped him, "Well... you also know that our student union has a lot of things, so the new school girls who just arrived this year didn't understand the situation, so they just used the original candidate information and added freshmen You can forgive her." He said, pushing the chicken feet towards him, "Look at my mother, I treat you well on the Internet, and now I buy chicken feet for you to eat, and I'm good to you, you Don't even understand."
Shen Anyu looked at the pile of food on the table, and finally compromised.
Yun Qi held his chin and looked at the person opposite. This baby is really delicate, with slender and soft hair meticulously groomed, and fair skin that looks more elastic than a girl. At this moment, he is struggling to tilt his head Chewing a few small balls, it looks like some kind of cute little animal.
After thinking about it, he burst out laughing, Shen Anyu tilted his head and looked at her puzzled.
"Silly mother, you don't know, just looking at you, I have already made up so many BL novels in my head, tsk tsk, tsundere shou, beauty shou, cute shou, enchanting shou, wow, I can handle any genre."
Shen Anyu twitched the corner of his mouth, he was speechless.
"By the way, Yun Qiqi, I don't know what your real name is."
"My name is Yun Qi."
"How is it possible? Isn't this a screen name?"
Sister Yunqi blinked, "My surname is Shui, and my name is Shui Yunqi. I didn't lie to you, really."
Shen Anyu almost choked on a mouthful of balls, so he quickly patted himself down, watching Yun Qi only scooped a few spoonfuls of ice cream and stopped moving, "You must be trying to lose weight."
"Bingo." Yun Qi swiped, swiped, swiped, swiped, swiped, swiped, and then heard her oops, Shen Anyu poked his head in, "Take a look at those CVs that have a sense of drama but are not popular."
"Emma, I knew that the first one would be you, silly mother."
Shen Anyu sat back calmly, "What did you say about me?"
Yun Qi took a few glances, "The role is single, the playing time is too short, the characters have bright personalities but they are forgotten in an instant, there are many side effects and have not been well-known. Most of the dramas in which the main character is short are sweet and silly, and there is no representative work."
"Hey." Yun Qi couldn't read any more, "What the fuck she said is so right, there's a lot more you want to read later?"
"Yeah." Shen Anyu put down the spoon, wiped his hands with a paper towel, took the phone and looked at it.
He looked at it seriously, frowning slightly, as if he was thinking about the opinions of netizens.Yun Qi still propped up his chin, blinking curiously, "Do you think the legendary 'Flower Guardian' will appear?"
Shen Anyu stretched out his long and slender finger to swipe the screen downwards, and couldn't help curling his lips after hearing her words, "What are you talking about, I'm not a flower."
"Now it is." Yun Qi's eyes and brows were filled with smiles, "Can I stay here to watch the catwalk today? Beauty Shen."
The author has something to say: Since the nest is invited by the monkey, I must bring salt for our big brother. I recommend Dai Quan’s "Wukong", which is available in Kugou, and it is better to eat with "Wukong Biography"~(≧ ▽≦)/~
☆, flower protector
Listening to Yun Qi's words, Xiao Shen paused for a moment, then suddenly stood up and ran away.When Yun Qi saw that something was wrong, she couldn't let this guy slip her away. She thought she hadn't revealed any flaws from head to toe, and she didn't know where Yaoyao saw it.
When she came out of the cold drink shop, she turned her head and could no longer see the beauty Xiao Shen.Yun Qi stomped his feet, took out his phone, and rowed to the frontmost group——Yaoxiao was loved by thousands of people in the harem.
Yun Qiqi is the big attack: From now on, the group leader @逃耀 is officially wanted, you have the ability to hide, you have the ability to show up, believe it or not, I will hang you every minute.
Ji Ye Ye Ye Tea: Is Your Majesty trying to die again?I haven't seen your empress recently, Yun Daqi, why is your empress swollen enough to provoke you? -________-''
Yun Qiqi is a big attack: That girl ran away halfway through her face (#‵′)
Ji Ye Ye Ye Tea: Mian Ji (⊙o⊙)!
Bean Crisp Taro Ball: Noodle base (⊙o⊙)!
Quiet Fat Cijun: Mian Ji (⊙o⊙)!
Yun Qiqi is the big attack: Don't swipe the screen @逃呀@运逍@迷逍@运途@运向, if I don't come out again, I'm going to give out soap flakes, hurry up and hurry up! ! !
Escape: Do you dare o( ̄ヘ ̄o#)
Quiet Fat Cijun: Hey, catch your lady, take a photo with your lady, eggplant! :)
Qian Qiuxue: Fat Cijun, as one of the few blue children in the group except for the empress, I hope you can be a quiet and handsome man, OK?
Quiet Fat Cijun: Oh, you can calm down when the empress is swollen. By the way, is Ni Meng really showing her face?Ahhh, please live broadcast.
Yun Qiqi made a big attack: (“"$) It was broadcasting right now, and it was interrupted by Nimeng, a group of goblins, Yaoyao, you come out for me.
Escape: ┬┴┤_·) I hide, tell me, did you catch me to go to the catwalk today?Since you were in charge last year, what are you talking about this year, girl, please explain quickly?
Yun Qiqi is the main attack: [Shaking Legs] Are you sure you want to explain here, then I will say it.
Escape: Qiaodao the sack, I'm behind you.
Yun Qi turned around, and sure enough, he saw Shen An Yu wearing a light blue shirt standing among the crowd, and the crowd passing by from time to time would look at him a few times.Yun Qi made a decisive decision and pulled him aside.
"Since you have seen through it, well, let me confess." Yun Qiqi is still a very straightforward girl, she gritted her teeth, and confessed in one breath, "It's not that I know An Yu, you are Yaoyao, so the school girl Just leave me alone, you know that I can't refuse anyone with a nice voice."
"Huh?" Shen Anyu questioned through his nose, although it sounded soft and had no deterrent effect, Yun Qi still retracted half of his body, "I plan to draw this girl into the circle, of course, Yaoyao, I promise, I will be loyal to you, and I will definitely be your best mother."
Shen Meiren snorted again, expressing noncommittal.
"Are you really not coming to the catwalk? That school girl will kill me."
"Can you not go?" He asked miserably, his two beautiful eyes were afraid that tears would roll down in the next moment.Thinking about having such an oolong this year like last year, he couldn't bear it anymore, and he had to wear beautiful clothes to walk the show, it really killed him.
"Uh." Yun Qi pointed at her fingers, "Then what, if you go to the catwalk, I'll help you look up 'Hua Hua Envoy'".
"You know?" Shen Anyu was surprised, his eyes widened immediately.
"I don't know." Yun Qi shook his head, "But I believe he will always show his feet." Yun Qi saw that his silly mother was a little moved, so he quickly handed over the phone.
Sure enough, in the latest reply on the first floor, I saw a familiar ID — Ai Yao Hu Yao became a demon for love.
The appearance of this ID is a legend, as long as anyone in the mixed network match circle knows that this legendary figure known as "Brother Yao" is the legendary "Hua Hua Envoy".As long as Yaoxiao was wronged and hacked, his figure would appear.And the most amazing thing about this person is not that he is an awesome hacker, but that he first hacks the post after you can't get off the stage.When you are so regretful that you want to go to eat Xiang, look again, and the post has become a collection of ancient pictures next door, and you are so depressed that you want to spit out your old blood.
Today, brother Yao is in a particularly good mood, and Shen Anyu can tell from his wry smile.This person was replying to Xiaowanzi in the main building solemnly.
^_^Thank you Miss LZ for your sincere suggestion. Aww, it’s up to him to accept the lead role or not. As fans, we will do whatever the master does.Aiyao protects the young and sails for love.come on! (o^^)oo(^^o)
Brother Yao's promotional slogan is too demonic. Fans who escaped lined up a few rows at the bottom. The cracked chicken means that the empress still has normal fans, and then there is an expression covering her face.
Why less escape: If girl LZ really can't stand it, she can rough up Brother Yao, we won't have anything to say. 【cover your face】
Amen A small peach tree in front of you: Aiyao protects the young and sails for love, well, isn’t it good? Σ(`д′*ノ)ノ
Ji Ye Ye Ye Tea: yoooooooo~ Brother Yao is still there?I really want to take a photo together, why is my tone so soft this time, it's unscientific!
Ai Yao protects Yao and becomes a demon for love: o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ゞ I took a photo with the empress today, super HAPPY!
Ji Ye Ye Ye Tea: Σ(っ ° Д °;) っ What happened during the time of the horse, are you Yun Daqi, Brother Yao? ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Shen Anyu really can't stand it, what is wrong with the fans' brain circuit, why can't he understand it?Silently put on a vest and climbed into the building and replied with an emoji ( ̄_ ̄|||), and then thought of the previous dark history with a look of unrequited love, "Yun Qi, why do you think other CVs recruited me?" They are all Su fans, every day, "Oh my god is so handsome, my god I want to give birth to monkeys for you" and mine is "Yao Xiaoshou, if you don't come to YY, I will hang myself at your door", "Open the door and check the water meter", and With that devilish pet name, woo woo woo, squatting down and crying."
Yun Qi hurriedly smoothed the beauty's hair, "No, you see there are still so many good girls among the fans, and they all support you. The suggestions you give are great. Although you have been hacked many times, it is not that there are demons. Brother, are you still afraid of being black with him around?"
Shen Anyu silently looked at the eight-character ID, but forgot it.
"And idiot, in order to improve your dubbing level, I'm trying to get in touch with other CVs recently, and I want to find someone to learn from you. In addition to dubbing, there are also online translations. You have worked so hard, idiot, you must learn from professionals. Learn to protect your throat well, and there will be many places to use it in the future. What do you think?"
"Really? Boom." Shen Anyu burst into tears, "Mom, you are indeed dear."
"Good~."
Yun Qi seized the opportunity and planned to drag her to the catwalk, "Go for a while, just walk around and come back, I promise to explain clearly about the school belle."
"Don't comfort me." Shen Anyu waved his hand, "I know those girls are deliberately voted for the school girl, hey, it's really boring to be a human being."
Yun Qi shuddered, all these wise words came out, it seemed that there was no hope. "That idiot, you..."
"I'll just go, can you sneak away?"
"Okay." Yun Qi smiled happily, feeling refreshed in his heart, hehe, as long as you go, those female men will never let you go, so let's lie to you first.
And his harem group is already fried at the moment.
Ji Ye Ye Ye Tea: Yun Daqi, what about you, get out of here, you love the f*ck! ! !Tell me what's going on with that demon brother?My ears are going to scratch off.
Qian Qiuxue: What's the situation, brother Yao and Yun Qiqi have a dime relationship?These two are simply different styles.
Chacha immediately threw an address over, and Qian Qiuxue couldn't help seeing it, what kind of magical development is this! ! !
Bean Crisp Taro Ball: Alright, let me tell you, with our demon brother's demonic nature, do you think he will go to those harem groups that have a rightful owner? Do you think he will go to those messy cottage groups?
Everyone sweated silently. What Taro Yuan said made sense. Maybe it was Brother Yao who heard the news about Yun Qi and Niang Niang Mian Ji in the group. After looking through the member list, no one believed it.This group is the earliest harem group established. The Qianqiu Xue and Dou Crisp Taro Balls in the group are the oldest seniors. It doesn’t look like the one who singled out three posts at the same time plus the code value + Max neurological figure.Wait, did they miss something?
Please turn up to paragraph 42, and turn to page 11 of the chat history to locate a sentence that Qianqiu Xuezi said: Fat Cijun, as one of the few blue children in the group except for the empress, I hope you can be a quiet handsome man, OK?
Why did they miss Mr. Fat Ci? Speaking of which, everyone joined the group at the first time, only this guy was let in after pestering Yun Daqi for a whole month. It's suspicious, everyone added a penguin's sinister expression in their hearts, which looks extremely evil.
Quiet Fat Cijun: Hehe
Daily value and monthly break: Damn it, it's you! [violent face]
Qian Qiuxue: Damn it, it's you! [violent face]
Ji Ye Ye Ye Tea: Damn it, it's you! [violent face]
Bean Crisp Taro Ball: Σ(⊙▽⊙"a...
Qian Qiuxue: Yue Po is good (^o^)/~, I want to fork out the taro balls, do you have any opinions?
Quiet Fat Cijun: Sorry, I made a typo, I originally wanted to type "haha."
Bean Crisp Taro Balls: Thinking~
Qian Qiuxue: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ nothing to do, hehe, the chat stops at hehe, don’t you know?
Quiet Fat Cijun: An excited one...
Ji Ye Ye Ye Tea: Hey, has another one been ruled out now, are we too idle to look for some unnecessary demon brother here?
Bean Crisp Taro Balls: Please scroll down the list, is there anyone missing?
Everyone turned the watch to the end, only to realize: Damn, I really missed someone, I'm happy (ì_í)
This person is the only male compatriot other than Fat Cijun. Back then, he was also "loved by thousands of people", and of course our mother was the one who loved him the most.
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