The screenwriter of the great god of snails

After dinner, guests came to Xie Zheng and Tian Luo's house. Who, Ouyang Tian, ​​what is the purpose? He picked up Xiang Chen for his elder brother Xiang Dalai. Speaking of which, we can also say that Xiang Chen had to leave a day earlier The reason is, in the final analysis, it is a chain reaction that causes drops, which is interesting.

In the afternoon, Ma Yi was really stimulated by Tian Luo's joke, so he thought that it would be better to hit the sun than catch the sun, and after work, he would invite the secret magic weapon back to fight someone with his old Lai Fighting is the most reasonable.

And Xiang Da had a very comfortable day today, for example, he put another nail into Xinghui Dafeng very smoothly, and only waited for the time to pull out a few barbed nails together︱It was ok, absolutely Let Xinghui Dafeng pay a heavy price with blood and flesh, so today he didn't have to work overtime, he left Jiekai happily, rushed to Ma Yi's house and stayed at Ma Yi's house as usual, but when he opened the door, um, it seemed Something is different.

The first thing that catches his eyes is a few waste paper boxes of different sizes piled up in the entrance. Take a closer look at the trademarks on them, okay, all of them are related to pets, and then walk a few steps into the living room. Unexpectedly, there is a huge cage in the eye. Also, don’t look at the big cage, the dog in it is small enough, and the small white ball does not know it is a magical breed. Stare~

As soon as there was a movement at the door, the little bottle cap woke up. Could it be that the master silver came back? Huh, what came before it was not the fat master silver but a cold male silver. ...

At this moment Xiang Da was going to die of anger, he moved a little closer to the cage, and the little thing in the cage backed up a little, and then simply hid in the corner of the cage farthest from him and trembled, this innocent, This pitiful, grievance of this vulnerable group seems to be accusing, who are you, what are you doing, I have no grievances with my relatives, please let me go...

Slowly, Xiang Da was still angry. Anyone who was put on the black hat of a villain for no reason would not be happy, right? He said casually: "I just dislike you, and I don't want to hurt you. What's the matter!" After speaking, his face darkened, because he realized that he was talking to a dog, and he was so stupid that he was brilliant!

Just out of sight and out of mind, it was also at this time that he noticed a big change in the house, for example, the sofa cover that Ma Yi bought specially for disgusting him disappeared, it must be a design disaster Red and green have been sublimated into a stylish black and white, which matches the original decoration concept of the house very well. However, at the same time, he can also see Ma Yi's sinister intentions. Heh, the surrounding furniture has been changed to black and white. The more you have, the more sinister you are.

Because this dog is white, and black is the color that can highlight white the most, so Ma Yi deliberately let the white dog hair show up everywhere to make him angry, white, white is even more hateful, black can at least make you angry It is easy to see where the white dog hair is, and there is a goal in packing it up, but the white color, while properly reminding you of the existence of the white dog hair, blurs the white dog hair's figure on its own, dryly To provoke his obsession with cleanliness that doesn't tolerate a single speck of dirt in his eyes.

Hey, by the way, why did Ma Yi go? Xiang Dabian was thinking as he walked to the bathroom. After washing his hands, cleansing his face, and changing into his home clothes, he was thinking of making a phone call to ask where Ma Yi was, but, It seems that it is more face-saving to fight Ma Yi to the end without moving the enemy. After careful consideration, this war should be settled quickly, and the most important battle is scheduled for the next day. Take it home in the morning!

The plan was made, and it was implemented immediately, which led to Ouyang Tian coming to pick up Xiang Chen. The sudden advance of one day was obviously for a reason, that's right.

But Xiang Chen wasn't happy, he didn't have enough fun, he agreed to return tomorrow night, why should he return tonight, and there is still such a chance to be as happy as he wants, and he may not know when it will be, so he sat on the ground to protest !

Ouyang Tian said jokingly: "Oh, brat, I haven't seen you for a few days and you've learned how to roll and play." Glancing at Dawang and Da Niuzi, he exaggeratedly surprised: "Could it be that those who are close to vermilion are red, and those who are close to ink are black?" , and you, who are close to the two of them these two days, also like to make mistakes?"

The helpless big girl: I was shot when I was lying down, and Dawang was the one who rolled and snarled, and it had nothing to do with it. Look, this is how it stands, and this is how it sits. , this is it...

Dawang who also had an opinion: Benwang's age of Daroller Sapo has long passed, that kid is purely self-taught, don't believe it, don't believe it, Ben Wang will perform a live performance of what is an authentic Roller Sapo to show his innocence!

Xie Zheng and Tian Luo looked at each other, they didn't understand why the two dogs were excited about each other, so don't add to the confusion, go, go, one dog takes one bone, and go crazy on the other side!

Xiang Chen and Ouyang Tian didn't deal with each other in the first place, but when he was ridiculed by Ouyang Tian, ​​he was determined to scold, ah no, there is still a little sister watching from the side, keep your demeanor, keep your demeanor, and said: "Humph, good men don't like women Dou, I don’t have the same knowledge as you.”

Ouyang Tian said: "Do you know as much as I do, you have to go back with me in a while, struggling is useless!"

Xiang Chen said: "I made an appointment with Tiantian tonight to set up a tent, sleep in the living room and play house, a gentleman never breaks his promise!"

Ouyang Tian said with a smile: "Just you, you are still a gentleman, and you call yourself a gentleman when your hair is full. Besides, how can a gentleman like to play house, is it weird or not?"

Xie Zhengzheng never got involved in the bickering among the children, he just wanted to have fun, but the kind-hearted Tian Luo would take the trouble to persuade him to make peace, but before he opened his mouth, Ouyang Tian said again : "But it's interesting to talk about setting up a tent, sleeping in the living room and playing house together, so I'll stay tonight too."

So Xiang Da was troubled when he got the news. Dare to thank Xie Zheng and Tian Luo for a black hole. The younger brother didn’t pick it up, but the younger sister went in again. But right now he doesn’t care too much, so he has to continue in the same direction and get angry. !

It is said that Ma Yi came home later, and as soon as he entered the door, he took Xiang Da as an air even more, and went straight to the kitchen with the things he just bought, but then he said strangely: "Hey, the dog I prepared for the little bottle cap Where did the food go, it’s just on the table?”

Xiang Da, who also got into the kitchen on his hind legs, was furious at the time because he ate the so-called dog food. No wonder he misunderstood it. He and Ma Yi usually use the tableware, so he naturally understands that because Ma Yi made it for himself and he is determined not to bring him any evidence of guilt, then he must give it all to vent his anger. Said that the taste of the bowl of chowder was so bland that he had to mix it with a half bottle of appetizing spicy sauce to swallow it...

Ma Yi smiled while admiring Xiang Da's expressionless expression: "It's nothing, it's just that there's no salt, people can eat it." The flaw is exposed, good!

Xiang Da thought about it and understood that he had been tricked. Dog food is like dog food but not dog food. It was just Ma Yi's bluff. What did you go out to buy?"

Ma Yi took out the things one by one and showed them to Xiang Da: "Just now I scooped out a small spoonful of dog food and fed it to the little bottle cap to taste, but the little bottle cap said he didn't like it after licking it, so I went to The supermarket downstairs bought a bag of baby rice noodles for Xiaoping Gaier, which sounds like a home remedy for picky eaters."

Xiang Da Duo is shrewd, he must be most concerned about what happened to the small spoonful of "dog food" that Ma Yi said was licked and rejected by the prodigal dog who turned out to be a small bottle cap, and he has an ominous premonition... …

Ma Yi, who showed a smirk of a successful trick, said bluntly: "Of course it was mixed back into the bowl."

At this point, the above truths and falsehoods are no longer important. Xiang Dameng exerted force, and with a chokehold, he threw Ma Yi to the ground, and said sinisterly: "Why don't I eat your pig right now?" I'll make you feel better again!" Ma Yi will not fail to understand what he means by "eating", but it's just that Ma Yi is swollen if he doesn't move, he squeezed Ma Yi's thick waist and said: "Squeak."

Ma Yi said weakly into the drama: "Get out, don't make trouble, since I want to be a pig, then I choose to be a dead pig with great acting skills, so whose dead pig can still make a sound, cheating corpses , no common sense!"

Xiang Da was speechless, let go of Ma Yi, got up and said: "You are cruel."

Ma Yi didn't feel uncomfortable at all, he got up and said curiously and admiringly, "You still have some kung fu?"

Xiang Da said, "I can't beat Xie Zheng."

Taking this opportunity, Ma Yi raised his hand and pretended to pat Xiang Da on the shoulder to comfort him, but in fact he was waiting for Xiang Da to take revenge the moment he slackened. He is also somewhat skilled. How did the surname Xiang Da put him down just now? A man's self-esteem Asking him to pay back double.

However, as soon as Ma Yi stretched out his claws, he was subdued by Xiang Da again, and Xiang Da continued his last sentence and said domineeringly: "But I can beat you!"

Ma Yi was strangled and screamed. As for his image, he had never been in front of Xiang Da, so he didn't care about the fart, and it was king to catch Kong'er and bite Xiang Da back!

The small bottle cap not far away is full of small question marks on its head. The main silver is back, so it can come out of the cage to play, but the current situation is that the main silver will be stuffed into the cage by the cold male silver to be with it Have you been disciplined, or is it true that the cold male boss is the boss of the boss, tilting his head, what is the truth, Wang is paying attention, updating in real time, don't worry!