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Extra Story - Assistant Fang's Wonderful Valentine's Day

It was still dark outside, and the clock showed a quarter past two, yes, the day has officially entered the day of February NO.14...

Fang Han woke up, rubbed his eyes, yawned again, and walked out of the bedroom with his slippers on. What was the cannon calling for? Listening to the voice and distinguishing carefully, it seemed to be calling him cheerfully: Lord, wake up. Wang has something to trouble you!

Seeing that Xiao Fang finally appeared, Da Pao happily jumped up and down three times to celebrate, and then led Xiao Fang to its water basin in a flash.

Fang Han understood that Cannon had finished drinking the water in the basin, but he hadn't drunk enough, so he was asked to help store the water, but why did Cannon feel abnormally thirsty in the middle of the night, hmph, pure You were raped, you deserve it!

Said that Kong Sen was going on a business trip for a few more days, so he naturally left Xiaotao with Fang Han, you're welcome.

Fang Han is also free these two days, his boss is absent from work more and more, as for other relatives and friends, he doesn't need to bother too much, so it doesn't matter to him to take care of one more cat.

Then let's take a look at what happened the night before, that is, the night of NO.13 in February.

After finishing all the things that should be done, Fang Han played online games to kill time after dinner. He must have had fun for a while. He was hungry. When he thought that there was a large meat muffin in the refrigerator Son, come on, go to the kitchen!

For the sake of health, although you can eat supper, you can't eat too much. Besides, the meat muffins are still salty, so you can only eat half of them. He turned to get the knife, but then he heard a sound Bell's resounding "crack!", something bad is going on!

Sure enough, the plate containing the meat floss was clasped on the ground, and the meat floss was wiped out by the cannon in an instant, and Xiaotao fled lightly and disappeared without a trace, Fang Han was very angry: One is that the meat muffins are too smelly, so it is not good for dogs to eat; It is a beautiful product with edible gold leaf that he bought from Mr. Xie Dong and Mr. Tian's house, which is difficult to buy even if he has money. Only one has to ask for the price. Even if he is not short of money, he will not spend such a rich 168 Yuan!

Well, a well-educated Da Pao has never eaten anything off the table, and he will never make a mistake no matter how greedy he is, except for the Xiang Xiang that fell on the ground, so I think it was Xiao Tao who pushed the meat muffins off the table just now, but Xiao Tao I'm not very interested in meat muffins. Could it be that the two brothers are good at helping Da Pao to satisfy their greed? ? ?

Right now, the gas returns to the gas, and Da Pao still has to drink up the water, Fang Han is helpless.

Cannon grunted and drank another half of the basin of water, then rolled off to sleep in satisfaction. Seeing Xiaotao snuggled up in his nest, he felt relieved and fell asleep~

Fang Han compromised, and the reason why he compromised so quickly was that Da Pao and Xiao Tao had already started snoring loudly one after another, as if they were competing for who slept more arrogantly. He stared, stared for a long time, and remained silent. Tears, sighs, he seems to be living in a pigsty...

After returning to his bed, he continued to ponder. At first, Da Pao and Xiao Tao had a good impression of each other, but what was the key event that promoted the deepening of the revolutionary friendship?

Cannon likes ball toys. He likes to play outdoors and indoors, but when playing indoors, there will always be a situation where he can’t get the ball out of the cabinet when he plays it indoors. Normally, Cannon would call him to solve the problem, but that day was different. After hearing the dog barking, Xiaotao crawled under the tea table and helped Cannon push the ball out. I will never forget the stupid dog that Cannon was grateful to Dade at that time, so we met by chance. Has it become life and death?

After that, it got worse, Xiaotao eats, Cannon wants to taste, Xiaotao plays, Cannon wants to try, even if Xiaotao is only watching, Cannon has to follow the trend to look at it before he is willing, and although Xiaotao has always been aloof , but he takes great care of Da Pao. One day he used a laser cat teaser to tease Xiao Tao. Xiao Tao thought she had pressed the red dot, and quickly called Da Pao: Dasha, come here quickly. Look what I caught!

Thinking back to this point, Fang Han thought about it again. Xiaotao would use a special voice to call the cannon, which was like a squeak squeezed out from between her teeth. He was envious and wanted to learn, because the degree of obedience to the orders he gave to Cannon, who was familiar with him, gradually became a choice depending on his mood, especially when Xiaotao was around. In addition, I also heard from Kong Sen that every time Xiaotao and Kong Sen came home, they would jump up and down for a while before they would stop, as if asking, where is my dog, give me back my dog!

Thinking about it, Fang Han turned over and planned to fall asleep seriously, but, the next second, he was pinched by a magic horse, and he reached out to touch the bed, well, it turned out to be played by a cannon A dirty ball, okay, throw it around, wait until dawn, let's settle the score together!

Before he knew it, it was dawn, Fang Han opened his eyes, the alarm clocks of the two living treasures at home would go off automatically every morning when the time came, and the barks and meows were stupidly unclear, he had to get up...

After helping Da Pao wake up the little worker who was walking the dog leash, Xiao Tao went back to the nest and went back to sleep. She didn’t need to go for a walk outside, but Da Pao used it. Although it doesn’t matter if you go out a little later, it’s not wronged to go out a little earlier Is it bark?

Soon Fang Han led the cannon out of the house. In the past, he also tried to take Xiaotao to go outdoors together. He even prepared the leash for walking the cat, but Xiaotao was always reluctant to hug the table legs. The ones don’t scatter their paws anymore, they purr like cursing and swear to die, it’s funny and not like the confrontation behavior that normal cats would do, the spirit of rebellion is often quite strange.

When I arrived at the park where I often come to activities, one person and one dog settled at the entrance of the park, because there was a brand new iron sign at the entrance of the park, which clearly said "No pets allowed!" A sense of loss of broken dreams.

Fang Han and Da Pao said, "You won't be allowed in."

Da Pao was not convinced: go back and tell Xiao Tao to let Xiao Tao scratch the park administrator to death, huh!

Through the railing, Fang Han couldn't help but look nostalgicly at the open space not far from the park entrance that was originally for dogs to play, and there were still many people there. At this time, the music also sounded: You are mine. Little red jujube, no matter how rare you are, you don’t want too much, bouncing, bouncing, bouncing...

Fang Han said to Da Pao again: "It turns out that this piece of land was contracted by the square dancing aunt."

Da Pao resolutely stopped struggling: Then let’s forget it, today’s aunts are not easy to mess with, especially square dancing aunts with aggressive fighting power!

One person and one dog returned home in defeat. When passing by a flower shop on the way back, Fang Han's phone rang, and he stepped aside to answer it. It was Kong Sen. An aunt behind him said angrily: "Hey, what about you, why don't you take good care of the dog?"

Fang Han looked back, it was the cannon that caused the trouble, but it wasn't the cannon's fault. The cannon was in a hurry and let the water go, and he didn't want the slope under his claws to be particularly conscious, so he slipped the dog urine to the entrance of the flower shop.

The aunt said reluctantly: "Your big dog pissed on a good pot of flowers!" Then she said in a calm tone with a clear purpose: "If this is normal, I don't care about it, but It's just in time for Valentine's Day, isn't it? All pointing to this pot of lush and fine lavender to help me make up for the shortfall in business. So, young man, you are a decent person, so what do you say? Bar?"

Fang Han understands and understands again, this aunt's yelling has attracted many onlookers to watch the excitement, no matter what she says, she means to make him lose money, he has always reasoned, this small accident is more or less his fault Responsibility, but he is not a fool. He wants him to buy this pot of dry flowers at a high price during the festival. No, but the tone still respects the old and loves the young: "You can make a price."

The flower shop aunt has good eyesight, basically she is extorting money, these few pots of flowers are probably not sold, so she left them at the door as a decoration for attracting customers, if 110 is called, Then she became unreasonable when she was reasonable, and she smiled and said openly: "How about this, auntie will add a gift box for you to give to your girlfriend, this pot of top-quality lavender imported from Provence, you can get it for 150 yuan Let's go." At the end of the speech, it was a good time to sell her own flowers to the onlookers, saying that the price is the most affordable, and she is a conscientious shopkeeper...

What else can Fang Han do, one more thing is worse than one less thing, it's not easy to be considerate of the other party, let's save money and avoid disaster, otherwise this very energetic aunt will pester him endlessly and make his brain ache , so he bought this flower, but, don't mention what to give to his girlfriend, he has always spent Valentine's Day alone, and what's so good about this Valentine's Day, the smell of copper is deadly, and recently he and The person he contacts the most is probably a man named Kong Sen, where is he with...