My ancestors wouldn't let me be gay

"Hi students, I am your new homeroom teacher, Chen Senwen." Chen Senwen stood on the podium and introduced himself. The youthful and gentle voice echoed in the whole class. At one time, all the eighth classes except Sheng Mingkao and Mu Qi were having heated discussions. stand up.

"My God, he looks even more handsome up close."

"He has dimples when he smiles."

Most of the discussions are from girls. Boys are more inclined to talk about whether the teacher is good or not. Compared with Teacher Liu, how is the teacher's personality, and they are usually strict or not.

"Okay, be quiet. Although I know you are very excited, the teacher still needs to introduce yourself in detail." Chen Senwen held a long piece of chalk in his hand. After the classroom was quiet, he wrote on the blackboard: "I graduated from The Chinese Department of Peking University, I have been teaching in Africa for a year, and then I am studying at Peking University as a graduate student. I just graduated this year and I will be your head teacher. I hope we can get along happily in this less than a year."

As soon as this remark came out, there was an uproar in the classroom.

"Fuck, what did I hear just now?" Even Yuan Kai was so shocked that he turned his head to talk to Sheng Mingjiao.

Sheng Mingcheng himself was a little shocked. A master from Peking University came to Zhanning No. [-] Middle School to teach the senior year. Isn't this a sledgehammer for killing pigs?

"Peking University, my god!" Yuan Kai shook Sheng Mingjiao, only to find that the other party was just as confused as himself, so he turned around and shook Luo Yan again: "Squad leader, slap me to see if I'm real." Daydreaming, I have a teacher from Peking University."

Luo Yan was not polite, she slapped Yuan Kai's face with a "slap".

Yuan Kai: "......." "Really?"

"Cough, that, you asked me to call."

"..." "Okay, everyone, calm down, Peking University is nothing special, you can get into Peking University even if you work hard." Chen Senwen said.Different from the teaching method of the previous Mr. Liu, who mainly used blows, Chen Senwen's teaching method is to encourage students more, tap the characteristics of students, and use the method of making up for their weaknesses to help students advance to higher education.

"I've finished introducing myself, you guys also come to introduce yourself to the teacher." Chen Senwen said.

But after he finished speaking, the classroom became quiet after the noise just now.

In the worst class, all the students seem to be labeled as "poor students, trash". Over time, the students in Class [-] have relatively low self-esteem, and self-doubt is full of their entire high school career. Few people dare to stand on the podium like this. The location that becomes the center point of the crowd expresses itself.

The new teacher suddenly did something like this, which seemed to put the teacher and the students in an equal relationship, but in fact drove the students to fry in hot oil.

There was silence in the classroom. Chen Senwen seemed to have thought that this would be the case. He smiled slightly, looked at the audience, and said, "Do you find it difficult? Well, the teacher will set a fill-in-the-blank question for everyone to fill in." .”

"Shua, Shua, Shua~" Chen Senwen wrote four blanks on the blackboard.

Name: The results of the last monthly exam: Expectations for the future self: Summarize the current self in one sentence: These four blanks are not easy to fill in, and the last two blanks are the most difficult to fill.

As the worst class, most people are confused. The school and their parents push them to take the college entrance examination, but no one tells them what they can do after taking the college entrance examination.

Rather than saying that the current stage is confused, it is better to say that the future is confused.

In the atmosphere of silence in the classroom, one person stood up first, walked to the podium, held a chalk, and wrote down his four blanks stroke by stroke.

Name: Luo Yan's last monthly exam score: 402 points Expectations for the future: to become a stylist.

One sentence sums up my current situation: I stay up late doing my homework with the most expensive mask on.

When she finished writing, she put down the chalk and looked at Chen Senwen. The girl's fearless eyes were full of determination for the future.

At this moment, Luo Yan's back was straightened, and the fear in the face of school violence was gone from her eyes.

The students in the audience, especially the female students, felt ashamed when they saw Luo Yan at this moment, and all lowered their heads.

Sheng Mingkao looked at the words "stylist" on the blackboard, and said, "It's really amazing to have a dream."

Makisaki whispered: "You can have it too."

"Of course, I already have it." Sheng Mingkao said.

Makizaki's eyes lit up, staring at him and asking, "What is it?"

Sheng Mingcastan said: "You will know later."

"Papapa~" Chen Senwen applauded first. He turned on the phone camera and started recording the screen.

But Luo Yan was not afraid of the camera at all, she even looked directly at the camera, waiting for Chen Senwen's question.

It's just that Chen Senwen didn't ask her any questions. Luo Yan asked, "Teacher, don't you have anything to ask?"

Chen Senwen smiled and said, "Student Luo Yan, you already know what you want to do in the future, and you don't need the teacher to ask questions to answer."

Luo Yan raised her chin proudly.

Maybe some people think that her dream of becoming a stylist is a fantasy, but so what, the word juvenile should be contrary to mediocrity.

"Wait a minute, the teacher takes a picture, you go down again." Chen Senwen smiled.

Hearing that there was still a need to take pictures, Luo Yan put one hand on her hips, used the blackboard as a background board, and imitated the magazine cover to make a concave pose. After taking the photo, Chen Senwen smiled and said, "It looks like a future star."

Luo Yan's beautiful face was stained with a smile: "That's right, my mother is so chic~" The whole class laughed.

Sheng Mingka squatted up and blew a whistle to Luo Yan.

Even Mu Qi looked up at Luo Yan from the test paper.

Under the flattering eyes of the boys and the envious or jealous eyes of the girls, Luo Yan walked to her place.

Chen Senwen appeared in his camera, standing on the side of the blackboard, and said with a smile: "Next, who will be the second?"

"Me." Yuan Kai raised his hand first.

"Okay, come up." Chen Senwen smiled and handed the chalk to Yuan Kai who was stepping forward.

Yuan Kai wrote on the blackboard: Name: Yuan Kai's last monthly exam score: 309 points Expectations for the future: I hope to open a mahjong hall to summarize the current situation in one sentence: Chinese composition is so difficult to write, there are too many English words, The math test papers are simply not made by humans... When everyone saw the summary of the current situation he wrote, they couldn't laugh or cry.

Even Chen Senwen pursed his lips and smiled, clenched his fists and coughed, and said with a smile: "Student Yuan Kai, it seems that he has been studying very seriously recently."

"That's right, I'm going to take the college entrance examination next door." Yuan Kai said, patted his chest.

Under the laughter of the whole class, Yuan Kai sat down and said to Sheng Ming, "Made, I'm so nervous."

"You're still nervous, I thought you used the podium as a catwalk, why don't you see how handsome you were just now?" Sheng Mingcaster widened his eyes and said with a smile.

"How is it possible? If I came down a second late just now, I could kneel on the stage. Believe it or not, I had to take a photo and leave it in QQ space. Who knows if I will get scorched when I watch a part of it when I grow up." Yuan Kai said.

Sheng Mingkao was so happy that he wanted to laugh.

One after another, people came to the stage to write down their current situation and dreams. When the get out of class was about to end, Chen Senwen asked on the podium: "Is there anyone who hasn't written?"

Ever since Yuan Kai came to the stage, he raised Sheng Ming's hand as if he had been beaten with chicken blood: "Teacher, there is another thing, my brother didn't write it."

Chen Senwen had an impression of Castanopsis Shengming. He remembered that Mu Qi next to Castanopsis Shengming didn't write, and said, "Student, come and write with your deskmate. get out of class is almost over, and the teacher doesn't have enough time."

Sheng Mingcheng was forced to go on stage to make a fool of himself, but Mu Qi pulled him and had to go.

Names: Sheng Ming, Mu Qi The last monthly test scores: 326 points, 360 points Expectations for the future: Sheng Ming Castan stayed in this place for three seconds before writing a vulgar wish: own tens of billions of assets.

Makizaki waited for him to finish writing before writing down his wish: to become a billionaire.

Others read the dreams they wrote and just want to laugh.

"Hahahaha, Brother Cheng, you are too vulgar, do you write classmate records in junior high school?" Yuan Kai laughed first in the audience.

Sheng Mingyan twisted off a piece of chalk and threw it precisely at Yuan Kai: "Shut up."

Chen Senwen watched them fight with a smile, until Mu Qi urged: "Quickly write the last one."

The last one written by Sheng Mingcheng is even simpler.

One sentence sums up the current situation of myself: there is food to eat, and there is sleep.

After he finished writing, Mu Qi looked at his answer for three seconds, and Chen Senwen said with a smile: "Mu Qi will not even copy this answer."

The whole class laughed.

But Mu Qi took a look at Sheng Mingkao, his black eyes were bright black, shining with a different light, that look seemed to others to be a nonchalant glance, only Sheng Mingkao's heart beat wildly because of this look.

Makizaki wrote three words on the back of Castanaceae Shengming: Somebody Loves.

The two of them summed up the current situation in one sentence: there is food to eat, there is sleep, and someone loves.

There are quite a few puppy lovers present here, many of them whistled and looked at Luo Yan after Mu Qi wrote the words "Someone Loves", only Mu Qi looked at Sheng Ming Castan with full attention.

Even Chen Senwen couldn't help but look at the two people on the stage in surprise, and he didn't know what he thought of. He clapped his hands and took the lead in applauding: "Okay, two students stand up, the teacher is going to take a picture."

"Crack~" Chen Senwen pressed the shutter, looked at the two youthful boys standing together on the screen with a smile, looked up at the class, and said, "You all have QQ, don't you? Add the teacher's, the teacher will take all these photos Upload space, claim it yourself."

Then he wrote a series of numbers on the blackboard.

Sheng Mingkao looked at it but didn't care.

Mu Qi took out his mobile phone and entered the numbers one by one, and saw Chen Senwen taking a picture of him, standing in the kitchen, holding a cake and smiling happily.

The person who took the picture also worked very hard to capture this scene.

Sheng Mingchen asked in a low voice: "Hey, isn't it, you still play QQ? Don't everyone play WeChat?"

After confirming that the added information has been sent, Makizaki took back the phone and said, "Qzone can store more things."

"Oh, then what's stored in your space?" Sheng Mingjiao asked.

Unexpectedly, Makizaki said: "You don't want to know."

Sheng Mingchen choked, and then asked: "Could it be all things that have a crush on me?"

Mu Qi's hands froze, and he denied, "No."

"Come on, your reaction is obviously, what is your QQ number, I will add it." Sheng Mingkao immediately took out his phone and wanted to enter the QQ number.

"I don't have QQ." Makizaki was driven into a hurry, and began to open his eyes and talk nonsense.

"You think I'm blind, I just saw your profile picture, a black cat, right? As long as you step on Mr. Chen's space, I will definitely catch you." Sheng Mingkai turned on the Forbes mode, clicked on Mr. Chen's profile picture, and started Look at the man who stepped on his space.

Maybe Mr. Chen hasn't passed Makizaki yet, so there is no black cat's profile picture for the time being.

"Hmph, I don't believe that I can't catch your black cat." Sheng Mingchen lowered his head, the slender part of his stretched neck was exposed outside his clothes, because the movement of looking down at his phone made balls roll on his back Round and cute, Makizaki swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"Actually, it's not impossible to tell you."

"condition."

"Let me bite your neck."

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