My ancestors wouldn't let me be gay

For the sake of his impulsive boasting, Sheng Mingjiao crazily crammed up on the knowledge of male and female movies on Christmas Eve.

It's just that he doesn't have the resources in this area.

So now he asks everyone he meets, "Are there any resources?"

Normal people... I'm sorry, Sheng Mingkao reflected on it, and found that there was no normal person around him, and they were all secondary.

Sheng Mingkai exhaled at the computer, without help from anyone, he could only rely on himself, so when he opened the 360, the position of the web page showed a doggy icon message 99+, he was so excited that he almost forgot, all the capable people and strange people in the country Gather in Gouhu, just go in and ask any questions you have.

Open the Gouhu icon, and can't wait to go in to see the answers to the questions he asked last time.

The current 99+ news all come from a high-quality answer.

Uncle Lu who loves to talk: Hello, subject.

"I'm also gay, and I've been in a stable partner.

Passing by your question by chance, I think my experience may be of some help to you. The following is the process of getting acquainted and falling in love with my wife. "

Seeing this, Sheng Mingkao was a little puzzled, how could this man rush to force people to eat dog food.

However, there are many answering modes on Gouhu that use their own experience to bring out the answer to the main question, and there are quite a few highly praised ones, because this kind of autobiographical answer makes passing readers feel more involved.

Uncle Lu who loves to talk: "I fell in love with my wife deeply the first time I saw it, yes, it's true love at first sight.

My wife was still in the third year of high school at the time, and I saw him at the birthday party of one of my younger brothers. At that time, my wife's one was juicy, the other was fresh, and the one was ascetic I don't want to type, it's my wife's beauty and I don't want you guys to know.)" Sheng Mingcaster: "..."

This dude is really cool.

Judging by the other party's cool and flirtatious attitude, Sheng Mingjiao unexpectedly wanted to watch it for no reason.

"It's just that my wife was too young at the time, and he was a little afraid of his male-oriented nature. At first, he beat and kicked my pursuit and refused coldly. Now I think about that time, and it's mainly my wife's treatment of me. The cold appearance is also very beautiful, you may not understand this kind of beauty, but I like it."

Castanopsis Shengming: "..."

Shaking M is by my side.

"My wife has a tender skin and is not easy to chase after, but it doesn't matter. The elders in our family have some work connections, so I took advantage of my dog ​​father's name and my own figure and appearance to successfully live in my wife's house. , my father-in-law and mother-in-law also served as an assist for a while. Without everyone knowing, my fierce attack on my wife made my wife finally convinced by my handsomeness. Finally, he became my IKEA IKEA Companion for life."

"I swear I love my wife forever, wife, if you pass by this answer, please give me a like."

Castanopsis Shengming: "?"

After watching for a long time, except for eating a pile of dog food, I didn’t gain any experience worth learning. Sheng Mingkai just wanted to close the webpage, and the end of his eyes glanced at the answer below.

"The subject, back to the main story, your problem is not a problem at all, men, isn't it all like that, your wife... sorry, I don't know what your attributes are, I can only think of you as someone else. The active side, your wife's situation is entirely because you don't watch him in the movies, so he is so angry."

"Also, as a gay, don't you feel like you're watching a ghost movie when you watch A. movies? What can you talk about in cross-server chat?"

God damn cross-server chat.

Sheng Mingchen bowed his head in shame. Although this inconspicuous old man was a bit of a showoff, what he said was not completely unreasonable. Didn't he... watched a ghost movie.

The point is that he got erect in front of Makizaki, which is the most embarrassing thing.

If a man can't control his lower body, he can't do anything.

"It's easy to solve your problem. Our ancestors have a saying, get up from where you fall. If you fall from the piece, I suggest you get up from the piece, and then give the other party An extreme sex and love experience, man, how to coax wherever you need, if you feel good about it, everything will be solved."

Seeing this, Sheng Ming's eyes lit up.

This is good.

This big brother is a bosom friend.

He said it was exciting to play with Makizaki, isn't that what he was referring to?

Sheng Mingkao jumped on the screen like a cat seeing fish food, carefully reading this man's experience.

"Before, my wife was also embarrassed about this, but fortunately, I persisted in transmitting small G. films, day and night, 360° to transmit my inventory, and the subtle influence came out. Later, my wife finally agreed. Accept me."

"But before doing that kind of thing, you have to find out what kind of body position the other person likes and what special hobbies they have. For example, my wife likes me to be heavier and rougher. Although he doesn't say it, I always Every time he hit him with force, he screamed..."

If we go on talking about it, it will be a mosaic, Sheng Mingkao thought.

Sure enough, the next sentence of this buddy is: "Forget it, I can't empathize with you after I tell you this, because only I know how good my wife is." You impart some new knowledge.)" Sheng Mingcastan: "..."

There is a sentence that I don’t know if I should say it or not. Anyway, in the article where I am the protagonist, are you still afraid that the male protagonist in the next door will rush over and beat me?Sheng Mingkao thought so.

"This big brother is too stupid!" Sheng Mingkao said in front of the screen.

"What dog?" Cai Dafei came in patting the basketball and asked.

Sheng Mingyan quickly turned off the computer, and said in a disguised voice: "It's nothing, I'm going to raise a dog, do you have any good breeds to recommend?"

"Ke Ji." Cai Dafei said.

"Huskies!" Du Ziyu said as he came in from behind Cai Dafei in his jersey.

Cai Dafei immediately retorted: "What's so good about a husky? It's stupid and demolishes the house."

Du Ziyu smiled and said, "Isn't it good? Like you."

"Fuck, who are you yelling at? Du Ziteng?" Cai Dafei threw the basketball and wanted to hit Du Ziyu.

When Du Ziyu heard that he was being nicknamed, he also wanted to fight, so he immediately gave Cai Dafei a circle.

How could Cai Dafei concede defeat? Du Ziyu teamed up with the opponent and made him lose a goal on the court just now. Now he is angry and started to fight back.After coming and going, the two of them started fighting in the dormitory.

Sheng Mingkao looked at the two fighting each other, speechless.

What's wrong with this world?

Could there be a normal person by his side?

With the fight as the background, Sheng Mingkai turned on the computer screen again, and stared at the most constructive line of words on it: "You have to understand what kind of posture the other party likes and what special hobbies they have."

What little hobby does Makisaki have?

Prefer to be in the ward?Still like being in a hotel?

Do you like it heavier or lighter?

Thinking of this, Sheng Mingkao thought of the man-to-man video on Makizaki's phone again. That thing has to go through the back door, right?

Sheng Mingcheng felt a chill when he thought of this, if he was taken through the back door...Makizaki's thing is not small, the point is, when he thought of being taken through the back door, his ass tightened, his body trembled, and he was so frightened that he sweated .

Sheng Mingkao took a deep breath, wiped off the sweat from his forehead, and murmured: "No, I must be on top."

After he unilaterally determined the recipient of the attack, Sheng Mingke has been going down this line of thought.

If he takes the initiative, then Makizaki will be passive. In other words, the active side still needs to make various preparations.

For example, do you spend Christmas at home or in a hotel?

First of all, his family is not good, there are four elders hanging in the hall, no matter how anxious he is, Sheng Ming, he can't mess with Mu Qi in front of his parents and get into trouble.

His family was the first to be eliminated, so the Makizaki family?No, who knows if Ms. Sun will come back suddenly?

If you are intimate with your boyfriend and your boyfriend's mother sees it, it's no less stressful than having a portrait taken!

Then you can only go to the hotel.

It’s good to go to the hotel, the sound insulation is good, and the functions are complete. Doesn’t it mean that before the procedure, the recipient needs to have an enema?

Sheng Mingkao thinks of this, it's a cold day, and Makizaki has to take off his clothes and make preparations under the cold water, Sheng Mingkao feels that there is such a person in this life who is willing to do this for you, and it is worth it.

When Sheng Mingkao was thinking about entering YY, the dormitory suddenly turned off the lights with a snap.

The two people who were fighting in full swing stopped, looked at Sheng Mingkao in the dark, and asked, "Is the battery out?"

Sheng Mingkai was holding a mobile phone in front of him, and the light on the screen was the only bright spot. Brother Cheng nodded: "Yes, the dormitory administrator issued a notice in the group, and the whole school was cut off for water and electricity."

Du Ziyu let go of the collar on Cai's thigh, smelled the sweat on his body in disgust, and said, "Fuck, I haven't showered yet."

"I didn't wash it either." Cai Dafei didn't dislike himself very much, he put his arm around Du Ziyu's shoulder and said, "Come on, smell the masculinity on brother."

As soon as Du Ziyu tilted his head, he slammed into the underarm of Cai's thigh. As soon as he smelled it, he immediately vomited: "Uh?" Cai Dafei laughed with his hands on his hips.

Sheng Mingcastan: "..." For a while, I didn't know who to call mentally retarded.

A few minutes after the power outage, there was a knock on the door of the 3002 dormitory, and a person stood outside the door holding a candle: "Open the door."

Knowing that it was Mu Qi's voice, Sheng Ming Kao quickly got off the bed and opened the door. Sure enough, Mu Qi was standing outside the door with a lit candle looking at him. The warm yellow candle light softened Mu Qi's face.

Sheng Mingkai passed by him for a while, and now seeing Mu Qi, he wanted to hug him and eat him, but there were two pairs of weasel-like eyes staring at them behind him, making it inconvenient to move.

Seeing that the candle was crumbling under the cold wind and about to go out, Sheng Mingkao hurriedly let Mu Qi in and said, "Why are you here?"

The treatment at the Diplomatic Academy is the best in Cham University. Even the dormitory is arranged in an old dormitory building with some history, which is well-equipped and equipped with electricity and ventilation.

"Come here and bring you candles." Makisaki wanted to light wax on the table to fix the candles, and when the last drop of wax dripped on the back of his hand, Makisaki groaned in pain.

That sound seemed particularly abrupt in the darkness.

Anyone with experience in that area knows that this sound is too ambiguous.

Sheng Mingkao stared at the back of Makizaki's hand so hot that he wanted to chew on Makizaki's hand.

It turned out that Makizaki likes this kind of dripping wax.

Exciting, Made, so exciting.

Sheng Mingjiao has already noticed that there is a continuous source of heat gathering somewhere in his lower abdomen. In order to cover up his abruptness, Sheng Mingcastan sat on a chair and asked, "Why did you come here with a candle?"

"There's no electricity. People in our hospital have prepared candles. I thought you didn't have electricity here either, so I lit one for you too." Mu Qi said.

Du Ziyu simply wiped his body with cold water, and said gratefully: "Thank you Brother Qi, the warmth was delivered in a timely manner. If it weren't for you, I just hit Cai's thigh in the wrong place."

As soon as Cai's thigh came out of the bathroom, he also wiped his body and was ready to go to bed. He heard that he was going to talk back to Du Ziyu again.

These two things are sometimes good and sometimes not, Sheng Ming is too lazy to care about the weird behavior of these wild college students.

Pulling Makizaki to sit down, he asked in a low voice, "I mean, why did you come here with a candle?"

Mu Qi explained: "There is no lighter in your dormitory." After explaining, his expression became strange, and he whispered to Sheng Ming's ear: "Brother, your eyes just wanted to eat me up, what are you thinking? "

Sheng Mingkao approached him, and said rather roguely: "I want to stimulate, do you want to listen?"

Makisaki: "5/540.24%15:33