My ancestors wouldn't let me be gay

It really is!

So far, Sheng Mingcheng has not even entered the role of "boyfriend".

But can you answer the ancestor in front of you like this?

Under Makizaki's hurt and gloomy expression, Sheng Ming could only bite the bullet and explain: "No, I think that as a man, you can't care about girls, right?"

Makizaki asked, "Really?"

Of course Sheng Mingkao patted his chest and replied: "Yes!"

After half-coaxing and half-persuading Mu Qi, Sheng Mingkao got on the bike again and said, "I'll send you back first, I have something to do later."

Mu Qi didn't ask him what's the matter, after being quiet for a while, he suddenly asked Sheng Ming: "Can I hug you?"

At this time, there was really a section of uneven old road under your feet. The cement was mixed with stagnant water. Not only was it difficult to ride a bicycle, but it was also difficult for a person riding a bicycle. .”

Makisaki's eyes lit up. The tall boy sat in the back seat of the car and looked up at the cyclist, only to see a thin back and a white-washed back collar.

Carefully embracing Sheng Mingkao's slightly slender waist with his hands, Mu Qi let out a soft sigh of satisfaction in the back seat, the strength of his arms tightened, and the hug became tighter and tighter, as if he was hugging a strange object and treasure.

Sheng Mingkao was so hugged that it was difficult to breathe, he patted Mu Qi's arm with one free hand, and said, "Brother Qi, relax a little, I'm going to use my strength."

Mu Qi relaxed a little, even though Sheng Mingcastle couldn't see his expression clearly at the moment, he still expressed his heart: "Sheng Mingcastle, I wanted to hug you for three years, and now I finally do."

"Squeak~" With a sudden brake, the tires of the car rubbed against the concrete road to form a black mark, showing the owner's inner shock at the moment.

Sheng Mingjiao turned to him and asked, "You have liked me for three years?"

Makisaki nodded.

After a moment of shock, Sheng Mingcastan still had a sliver of reason.

Three years, that is the abuse that was planted in the first year of high school.

"Xiuzhi, the flower stand swing is ready, come out and have a look."

Before his grandma's broom was taken out, the young man jumped onto the wall, looked back at Xiuzhi holding up the broom and scolded him after he got down on the wall, "You brat, you said you can't call me Xiuzhi, that's Your grandpa called!"

"Oh, it's okay, I'm wrong grandma, don't hit me, don't hit me." Ming Kai could only lie on the top of the wall, most of his body was still inside the wall, and was whipped by Xiuzhi with a broom.

Before grandma's third broom was about to come down, Ming Castan jumped up, climbed up the wall completely, turned around and said, "Oh, old lady, sit on the flower stand and see if it fits. If it fits, I'll adjust it again rope."

Grandma Xiuzhi slowly walked to the flower stand. This year she is almost seventy years old, no more than 70 years old. In Zhanning's side, the whole age is a big problem. Don't go there either, be safe.

At that time, her grandson was on the side, and said: "Then after this year, can I go anywhere?"

The fortune teller stroked his beard, lifted his eyelids, and said rather unhappily: "That will make it through this year's difficulties."

"..." What did her eldest grandson do at that time?

Her eldest grandson directly lifted the fortune-telling table and scolded: "I think your old widower is a liar, why can't my grandma survive this year? She will live a long life, watch me get married, marry a wife, and bring me a great-grandson of!"

Xiuzhi sat on the flower swing, moved her buttocks and body, tried it out, raised her head and said to the boy on the wall, "The one on the left is tied short."

The young man by the wall walked around the wall in threes and twos, and when he reached the roof of the Xiaoping building, he stretched out half of his head and said to the grandma in the flower stand: "Then get up, and I will give you a loose."

Xiuzhi braced her hands, got up from the swing, pointed to the two unbalanced swing ropes in front of her, and said, "It's the one on the left."

Ming Jie persuaded: "Okay, I know it's the one on the left, you go farther away first, I'll let the rope loose, this swing weighs about ten catties, don't hit you."

When Xiuzhi heard this, she felt upset, she raised her head with her hands behind her back and scolded: "Am I demented? If you are so careful, I won't hide when the swing falls?"

Ming Kai climbed on the flower stand, and begged for mercy: "I don't mean what you said, I'm afraid..." Xiuzhi didn't listen to his sophistry, she put her hands behind her back, turned around angrily, and said Li said: "I think you have listened to the fortune-telling words, and you have become a bitch."

Upon hearing this, Ming Jie picked a prickly bougainvillea, held it in his hand, and rolled his eyes with a smile: "Grandma, I am a grandson, who are you calling a turtle?"

Every time Xiuzhi quarreled with Ming Castan, she couldn't quarrel, but this time she was the same as before, and cursed: "You have sharp teeth."

Ming Jie picked a bright red bougainvillea and put it next to his ear. The red plum reflected the snow, which set off the young man's fair complexion and long legs. He said to Xiuzhi who left angrily, "Grandma, don't forget to give me a gift." Pass me a water pipe, the roots of the flowers on it are all withered."

Xiuzhi closed the kitchen door, and a voice came from the kitchen: "Pohou come down and get it yourself."

I won't pass the tube to him now.

Mingcaster clamped the flowers, sighed helplessly, adjusted the rope of the swing, jumped off the small flat building, walked to the lower wall, jumped directly down without stepping on the feet, jumped in front of the water pipe, and tucked the water pipe into the waistband of his trousers. , and began to climb the wall again.

The grandmother and grandson lived in the small flat building of the production team many years ago. This yard covers a total of five or six acres of land. The government said three years ago that it would be relocated, but the surrounding residents objected, so it was dropped.

There are more than a dozen families living in large and small courtyards here. Mingjiao's family lives on the outskirts of the large courtyard. A circle of bougainvillea is planted around the wall. In the spring and March, it blooms like a continuous fire.

I saw Mingyan jumping from the wall, standing firmly on the top of the wall, walking to the top of the Xiaoping building with a wide floor space and a large space in two or three steps, and standing firmly, facing the direction of the kitchen: "Old lady, boil me some water."

The old lady cooks in the kitchen all day and ignores him.

Only after 3 minutes, the water pipe stopped, and as soon as it was pumped, the tap water sprayed out of the pipe. Mingcastan was touched on the face, so he quickly removed the pipe and said in his mouth: "This little old lady is naughty... ..." It's just that the water in his pipe moved so fast that he didn't even look to see if there was anyone standing outside the wall, and the transparent water column went straight to the young man on the outside wall, drenching him.

"..." Mingcastan didn't know it yet, so he held up the pipe to look for flower seedlings.

The young man under the wall originally wanted to avoid the water jet, and took two steps forward before settling accounts with the man on the roof.

As a result, as soon as he left, the water column followed him.

Just now he just covered his head and half of his body was wet. The water jet poured down all the way, from the head to the tail, from the outside to the inside, and there was no dryness in his whole body.

The doused young man looked up, only to see half a piece of white clothes and half an arm dangling with a jet of water.

The five fingers holding the water pipe are slender and beautiful, but the person with this hand is not doing human affairs.

Makizaki was so angry that he kicked the bougainvillea old pile outside the wall, and the force of that kick was [-]% of his strength. Once he kicked, the force was transmitted from the head of the old pile to the branches, messing up a flower stand.

The trembling of the flowers on the flower stand finally caught Sheng Mingkao's attention, he hurriedly looked outside the wall, turned the water pipe in an instant, and poured water on the flower stand.

Then, Mu Qi saw the young man on the wall, with flowers on his temples, with a bright smile on his face, protruding towards him, with curved eyebrows and eyes: "Oh, the red apricots that have been poured outside the wall."

"..." Mu Qi even stared blankly for a moment, only to see that smiling face was as bright as a scorching sun.

"So, I got a boyfriend for myself after that time?" Sheng Mingkao asked uncertainly.

Sheng Mingkao carefully recalled what happened at that time. After a while, he opened his mouth into a zero shape and asked in a stuttering voice, "Then what did I do to you at that time?"

Makisaki turned crimson on his face, lowered his head and said, "That was the first time someone treated me like that."

Indeed, that was also the first time that Sheng Mingkao bought underwear for others.

"Hey, you sit here first, I'll find you a set of clothes to change into, I'm sorry, I didn't see you standing outside the wall just now." Ming Kuan led him into the Jidi residence, wanting to take advantage of Grandma Xiuzhi not noticing Before he got into trouble, he hurriedly changed someone's clothes and sent him away.

Makizaki dodged his outstretched hand, and moved quickly, as if forming a conditioned reflex.

Ming Yan stretched out his hand awkwardly: "Ah, don't you like others touching you? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to touch you, I just wanted you to sit down."

Ming Kai pointed to the only bamboo stool in the room, and motioned for Makizaki to sit on the stool over there.

Unexpectedly, Mu Qi just shook his head, and then twisted the water droplets on his jacket, and a few drops of water fell on the ground like pillars, stirring up mud and dust.

Ming Jie immediately understood what he meant, and said while searching for clothes: "It's okay, this is a bamboo stool, I can touch the water, I was the one who wet you, you think so much, I'm even more embarrassed. "

He said he was embarrassed, but Ming Kai was not embarrassed at all. He quickly removed a set of sportswear from the closet for Mu Qi, and then said embarrassedly: "Well, I don't have any new underwear at home. You can change your clothes here first. Come on, I'll buy you a new one at the corner store, by the way, what size do you wear?"

Mu Qi: "..." Ming Yan held his clothes and stared at the silent young man in front of him, only to see that the other party's ears gradually turned red under his expectant gaze, and then turned his head away. To buy new underwear.

Ming Yan understood it all at once, and said, "Oh, don't be shy, it's not completely warm yet, and you'll catch a cold if you wear wet underwear."

Makizaki was embarrassed and embarrassing. It was probably the first time he saw such a brazen person. When he first met, he asked him if his underwear was wet, whether he was wearing a boxer or a triangle, and what size was he wearing?

Ming Yan asked for a long time but there was no response from this person, so he had to say, "If you don't tell me, I bought it in boxer size?"

Makizaki shook his head again, and insisted that there was no need for new underwear.

It's just that Ming Yan thought he was shy and introverted, so he patted his chest and said, "Hey, what are you afraid of, everyone is a man, so why not be embarrassed, just wait for me and I'll be right back."

Then the boy stuffed the blue sportswear into his arms, and he ran out in a hurry. Before he ran out, he told him to change his clothes and not to come out. If his grandma found out that he was in trouble again, the three big brooms would definitely not be able to hide .

Mu Qi: "..." After the people left, Mu Qi stood in the room at a loss. He put the clean clothes at the end of the bed and stood and looked at the position.

A very standard boy's room, with Jordan posters on the wall, the quilt on the bed is a mess, pajamas are piled up at the foot of the bed, and one of the trousers is still connected to the wardrobe.

It should be that the owner changed the pajamas and wanted to throw them into the closet in a hurry, but finally dropped them at the foot of the bed.

Makizaki felt uncomfortable looking at the pair of pajama pants that couldn't fall off.

It was a pair of plaid pajama pants. One leg of the trousers fell to the foot of the bed, and the other side was hanging on the wardrobe, as if the pajama pants had been split between the bed and the wardrobe.

From this we can see the personality of the owner of this room: informal and unrestrained.

Makizaki raised his hand for the third time, and finally decided to pull the pajama pants out of the closet, so that the pajama pants ended the split and clung to the end of the bed.

Not long after, Sheng Mingkai saw the dog sneaking past the kitchen, and quickly returned to his room. The moment he closed the door, he patted his chest and said, "It's so dangerous, I was almost spotted by the vigilant old lady." .”

Then he turned his eyebrows and looked at Mu Qi who was standing in the room as a pillar, still wearing wet clothes, Ming Kai asked, "Why haven't you changed your clothes yet?"

Makizaki was silent, unable to explain to him that he didn't like wearing other people's clothes.

Before being dragged and dragged by Ming Jie, he had no chance to refuse before secretly pulling him in.

Mu Qi found that this boy would always take the initiative to bring him into a certain predicament, such as pouring him wet, such as asking him to change his clothes without authorization, or even trying to change his clothes for him after discovering that he didn't change his clothes!

Makizaki struggled and was pushed onto the bamboo chair, and then Ming Kai took off his shirt, and then put on his sportswear, and said while putting it on: "Although I don't know your name, but I must do my best when I do something wrong. Saved."

"Also, if you don't change the clothes worth tens of dollars, if you catch a cold, do you still want to extort hundreds of dollars of medical expenses from me?"

Makisaki: "......." The original purpose is here.

Mu Qi stood up from the bamboo chair, was pushed down by Ming Kao, remembered again, was pushed down again by Ming Kao, repeated this three or four times, Ming Kao finally said impatiently: "Oh, don't move, it will be dressed soon. "

Like a marionette, Makizaki was forced to put on his shirt by the other party, and after repeatedly confirming that the other party would not let him go out in wet clothes, he resigned himself to Ming Kai's mercy.

Finally, after the other party put on his coat, he stretched out his claws to his pants.

Mu Qi desperately grabbed his trousers, stretched out his hand and pushed the opponent's shoulder, his pink face was angry, and a pair of sword eyes glared at Ming Kao.

Only then did Ming Yan come to his senses, slapped his head, and said, "Yes, yes, change your pants yourself. I'll go out first. When you're done, call me, and I'll secretly send you out again. Don't let my grandma find out."

Seeing that the other party raised his index finger and placed it in front of his pretty lips before going out, Makizaki let out a "shh".

Through the old mahogany window, Makizaki heard a call from another room: "Ming Kai, come and serve the dishes."

Ming Kai stood upright with his cat-like body in a standard military posture, and responded, "Oh, come right away."

Makizaki looked out the window and at the dry clothes at the end of the bed, took off his pants resignedly, and when he was about to take off his underwear with his thumb inserted into his hipbone, he first picked up the red bag and took a look, it wasn't his favorite brand, so he didn't wear it.

Change the pants, pick up the jacket on the ground and fold it, fold the pants, put it in the bag, and take it out.

Ming Yan had been waiting outside the door for a long time. Seeing that he had changed his clothes and took away the wet clothes, he was very self-disciplined, raised his eyebrows, and whispered, "I'll take you out now."

Makizaki glanced at him, noncommittal.

When passing by the kitchen window, Ming Kai squatted down and climbed on the ground to quickly pass by, waiting for Mu Qi by the window, and motioned him to pass by like this, so as not to be found.

But Mu Qi refused to follow, just glanced at him, and walked past the window calmly.

Ming Castan: "......" After taking the person out of Jidiju without any risk, Ming Castan stood on the steps, folded his hands on his chest and condescendingly wanted to draw a line with Mu Qi: "Hey, even though it's me Wet you, but now you walk out of my house unscathed, if you catch a cold and have a fever, don't rely on me, I have no money to compensate you."

Makizaki just glanced at him, snorted, then threw the wet clothes into the trash can, and left.

Standing under the plaque of Jidiju, Duliu Mingjiao rubbed his chin and said in admiration, "Which family is this young master with such a temper?"