Please watch out for weapons
Chapter 6
"Yes, this cat's name is Levi. Sometimes it's hairy, sometimes it's nervous, and it likes to scratch the back of the neck when it's in a bad mood, and it still has dead fish eyes."
"..."
A Ming was stunned, how could anyone describe his cat like that.And this cat has a really weird fetish, it likes to scratch the back of people's necks.But judging from Leah's current situation alone, that cat seems to be...
"What about your cat?"
"The cat... ran away, leaving me alone to wander the world looking for true love. It really makes me sad!"
"..." This is really a sad tragedy!
Leah wiped the cold sweat from her brow.Speaking of Captain Levi as his own cat, if he finds out about this, the consequences will be absolutely disastrous. Just imagining it is scary enough.
The two non-commissioned officers who were ordered by Levi to take Lia back rode around the Survey Corps for a long time, but they couldn't find her, and suddenly felt that disaster was imminent.
"Hey, if you can't find a humanoid weapon, what Captain Levi said is not a joke!"
"I know that too, bastard! But where can we find a girl who is 1.5 meters tall, has blue eyes, gray hair, speaks badly, and is a bit sloppy?"
"..."
He was screaming up to the sky when he saw a group of refugees walking up the mountain.Immediately, I saw a girl whose appearance was very similar to Levi's description in the middle.
"Hello!" He was shouting, but was stopped by the men stationed in the Corps.
"You are from the Survey Corps? What's the matter?"
"We... are looking for... the ward of Captain Levi, and we just saw a girl who looks very similar."
The man stationed in the corps glanced back and asked doubtfully, "Ah? This place is full of refugees who migrated from the Wall of Maria. You shouldn't be mistaken, right?"
"..."
refugee! ?Since it is a refugee, it should not be that human-shaped weapon. Besides, according to Captain Levi's description, that human-shaped weapon should be very sturdy. How could he obediently follow the refugees to reclaim wasteland.
"Sorry, that should be our mistake, let's look elsewhere."
Liya covered her mouth and sneezed fiercely again. Could it be that she was really sick?And the weather has started to change a bit in the past two days. Is it going to be winter?
She raised her head and looked at the refugees around, and it was exactly as A Ming said, the more people living outside, the more they were despised, and they were actually sent to reclaim wasteland at this juncture.
Could it be that she was going to cut rice with her scythe, as Captain Levi said?
No!Captain Levi, where did you die?Didn't you say you don't want her to turn into scrap iron, you big liar!
"boom--!"
Levi sat at the long table and slapped it hard.
"What? I've searched the entire Trost District and can't find it?"
"Yes, yes, Captain... Could the humanoid weapon have escaped? It is said that she has been hiding from the government for ten years. We..."
"go out!"
"Soldier, soldier commander."
"I tell you to get out!"
The two survey corps officers seemed to be frightened by Levi's eyes, their bodies froze immediately, and their faces were covered with sweat.In the end, the two left without saying a word.
Levi rested his forehead weakly, he couldn't bear the crime of losing a humanoid weapon.The most important thing is that the giant's surprise attack threw the entire army into disarray, otherwise the girl wouldn't have gotten lost at this time.
Could it be that he was frightened and ran away because of the giant raid yesterday?The more he thought about it, the more wrong Levi got up and put on the cloak.
"Petra, I'll go out and look for it myself. If Lia comes back, let her stay here and not allow her to leave anywhere! When I see her, she will die."
"Ah... Captain, but it's late now, Captain!"
Regardless of Petra's dissuasion behind him, Levi went out of the gate, got on the horse and walked away.
It's so strange, why can't I find that girl in the entire Trost District?Further inside is the capital, not everyone can come in and out at will, the wall of Maria has been breached by giants, and she has no other place to stay except here.
Then... there is only one possibility.
Liya, a refugee who was dragged to reclamation by the order issued by the government, is now sitting at the table and expressing her dissatisfaction.
"They actually grow sweet potatoes instead of rice! This is unscientific!"
Rice is used for cutting, while sweet potatoes are used for digging. Liya suddenly felt that her advantage as a humanoid weapon was gone.And now she doesn't just want to spray Levi to death with a basin of salt soda, but a vat of it!Two days have passed, did Levi throw her away as scrap iron?
"It can't be helped. There are too many refugees now, and the growth rate of sweet potatoes is much faster than that of rice." Allen followed Mikasa into the door while talking, "Speaking of Liya, I heard from Amin just now that you used to raise a cat?"
"Yeah, a liar cat."
"..." Allen smiled awkwardly, "I heard his name is Levi?"
"Well, yes. Do you think this name is vulgar and silly? In fact, I think so too." Liya said, picking up the teacup on the table.
Allen paused and wiped the sweat from his forehead, "Ah, no. It's just that I remember that the commander of the survey corps also had this name, which is just a coincidence."
"puff--!"
Everyone: "..."
After Liya finished wiping her mouth and reacted, she realized that she had directly performed a super-long water escape ninjutsu and sprayed Allen with a mouthful of salt soda.
It's over!Those who should have sprayed didn't, and those who shouldn't have sprayed their faces.But why did Allen know that there was a captain named Levi in the Survey Corps?That guy is not so famous!
Leah: "Yes, I'm sorry Alan, I didn't mean it, I was just... frightened by what you said just now."
Mikasa next to him hurriedly took out a handkerchief and wiped Alan's face, and said, "It's okay Leah, Alan is not very good at talking every time. Alan, did you remember wrongly, how could the name of Leah's cat follow Bing? Same length."
Allen: "But, I remember it's the name... Did I remember it wrong?"
Boy, you remember correctly, but you remember it too clearly!Tell me honestly whether you have a crush on Captain Levi, or why you are the only one present who knows his name!
Liya tugged at the corner of Amin's clothes, leaned into his ear and asked, "Amin, why does Alan know the name of the commander of the Survey Corps?"
"Alan, he has been inspired to join the Survey Corps since he was a child. He has to gossip about the investigation Corps every day, so it is very clear now."
"..." I've been a fan of the Survey Corps for a long time, Captain Levi, it's not easy for you, I never thought that a dead fish eye can have fans, no wonder hanging silk can have spring.
"Leah, there is a non-commissioned officer looking for you outside." A certain lady officer stationed in the regiment suddenly opened the door and leaned in. "Hurry up, he looks like he's here to collect debts, don't you owe someone money?"
Leah: "..."
She didn't owe anyone money!It's even more impossible to owe money to the non-commissioned officer. If there is an intersection, except for Levi, who was the man in the garrison regiment whose belt was cut off by her with a sickle during the day.
Could it be that the man came to claim his life because he knew she had cut off the belt?
Liya turned her head to look at Alan and the others, and smiled with a twitching face, "I'll go out and have a look, and I'll be back in a while."
The crowd nodded.
As a result, Leah added another sentence later-"If I don't come back in 10 minutes, prepare a coffin for me. The gold one is more durable, and the wooden one is healthier."
Everyone: "..."
In fact, Liya was just talking for fun. If it was really the guy from the garrison who came to claim his life, she had already prepared a variety of plans.
Option [-]: Knock out with a sickle and drag it away.
Option two: Cut off his belt and escape.
Option [-]: Spray him with salt soda!Then...knocked him out with a scythe, and finally cut off his belt and fled.
However, after seeing that person, all her thoughts were wiped out!
"Hey."
"..." Liya took the horse lantern in her hand, and after illuminating the person in front of her from top to bottom, and from bottom to top again, she suddenly... was so angry!
"Smelly fish eye, where did you die! What about the three meals you agreed on! What about the 'nurturing' you agreed on! You agreed not to let me become scrap iron! You big liar! Go to hell, the farther you die The better!"
Of course, the above is just someone’s brain teaser, but it’s actually——
"Oh, what a coincidence."
"..." Levi twitched his cheeks, then narrowed his eyes, "It looks like you're having a good time here?"
Leah waved her hands again and again, "No, not at all happy."
"Unhappy? I heard it from outside the door just now, you said...you used to have a cat called... Levi, didn't you? And the name is very stupid." Levi said at the same time As she watched, Leah could still see the veins on his head bulging.
"..."
From the above incidents, Leah came to a conclusion - the commander's sense of hearing is powerful, irresistible, and available all year round!
Leah quickly hugged Levi's thigh, "No, Captain, you heard it wrong! What I said clearly is that the name Levi is a high-end, luxurious, connotative, bold and tasteful name. !"
"You... get up!" Levi was powerless to resist Leah, the difference between six words and 21 words is very big, okay?
Lia stood up with her head down, not daring to look Levi in the eye.
Levi sighed and turned around. "Let's go."
"Where are you going?"
"Survey Corps, do you really want to stay here and dig sweet potatoes?"
Liya waved her hand again, "No! But, I have met some friends here, and I want to say goodbye to them."
"It's none of your business. I asked the lady officer just now to tell them." Before Leah could answer, Levi grabbed her by the back collar and dragged her away.
"It's getting late now, and I'm afraid it's already midnight when we return to the camp."
"Soldier..."
"And this news may have already reached the higher authorities. If you don't go back today, Captain Alvin and I will not be able to explain to the higher authorities."
"That...soldier..."
"Tch, what else is there?"
Liya paused and said, "Soldier, you only brought one horse, do you want me to ride with you? Or do you run ahead and I chase after?"
After Levi stopped to think for a while, he said, "I'll think about this question, and I'll talk about it later."
"..." You have to think about this kind of question?Captain Levi, you crazy bastard!Let me spray you with salt soda!I'm going back to digging for sweet potatoes!
"..."
A Ming was stunned, how could anyone describe his cat like that.And this cat has a really weird fetish, it likes to scratch the back of people's necks.But judging from Leah's current situation alone, that cat seems to be...
"What about your cat?"
"The cat... ran away, leaving me alone to wander the world looking for true love. It really makes me sad!"
"..." This is really a sad tragedy!
Leah wiped the cold sweat from her brow.Speaking of Captain Levi as his own cat, if he finds out about this, the consequences will be absolutely disastrous. Just imagining it is scary enough.
The two non-commissioned officers who were ordered by Levi to take Lia back rode around the Survey Corps for a long time, but they couldn't find her, and suddenly felt that disaster was imminent.
"Hey, if you can't find a humanoid weapon, what Captain Levi said is not a joke!"
"I know that too, bastard! But where can we find a girl who is 1.5 meters tall, has blue eyes, gray hair, speaks badly, and is a bit sloppy?"
"..."
He was screaming up to the sky when he saw a group of refugees walking up the mountain.Immediately, I saw a girl whose appearance was very similar to Levi's description in the middle.
"Hello!" He was shouting, but was stopped by the men stationed in the Corps.
"You are from the Survey Corps? What's the matter?"
"We... are looking for... the ward of Captain Levi, and we just saw a girl who looks very similar."
The man stationed in the corps glanced back and asked doubtfully, "Ah? This place is full of refugees who migrated from the Wall of Maria. You shouldn't be mistaken, right?"
"..."
refugee! ?Since it is a refugee, it should not be that human-shaped weapon. Besides, according to Captain Levi's description, that human-shaped weapon should be very sturdy. How could he obediently follow the refugees to reclaim wasteland.
"Sorry, that should be our mistake, let's look elsewhere."
Liya covered her mouth and sneezed fiercely again. Could it be that she was really sick?And the weather has started to change a bit in the past two days. Is it going to be winter?
She raised her head and looked at the refugees around, and it was exactly as A Ming said, the more people living outside, the more they were despised, and they were actually sent to reclaim wasteland at this juncture.
Could it be that she was going to cut rice with her scythe, as Captain Levi said?
No!Captain Levi, where did you die?Didn't you say you don't want her to turn into scrap iron, you big liar!
"boom--!"
Levi sat at the long table and slapped it hard.
"What? I've searched the entire Trost District and can't find it?"
"Yes, yes, Captain... Could the humanoid weapon have escaped? It is said that she has been hiding from the government for ten years. We..."
"go out!"
"Soldier, soldier commander."
"I tell you to get out!"
The two survey corps officers seemed to be frightened by Levi's eyes, their bodies froze immediately, and their faces were covered with sweat.In the end, the two left without saying a word.
Levi rested his forehead weakly, he couldn't bear the crime of losing a humanoid weapon.The most important thing is that the giant's surprise attack threw the entire army into disarray, otherwise the girl wouldn't have gotten lost at this time.
Could it be that he was frightened and ran away because of the giant raid yesterday?The more he thought about it, the more wrong Levi got up and put on the cloak.
"Petra, I'll go out and look for it myself. If Lia comes back, let her stay here and not allow her to leave anywhere! When I see her, she will die."
"Ah... Captain, but it's late now, Captain!"
Regardless of Petra's dissuasion behind him, Levi went out of the gate, got on the horse and walked away.
It's so strange, why can't I find that girl in the entire Trost District?Further inside is the capital, not everyone can come in and out at will, the wall of Maria has been breached by giants, and she has no other place to stay except here.
Then... there is only one possibility.
Liya, a refugee who was dragged to reclamation by the order issued by the government, is now sitting at the table and expressing her dissatisfaction.
"They actually grow sweet potatoes instead of rice! This is unscientific!"
Rice is used for cutting, while sweet potatoes are used for digging. Liya suddenly felt that her advantage as a humanoid weapon was gone.And now she doesn't just want to spray Levi to death with a basin of salt soda, but a vat of it!Two days have passed, did Levi throw her away as scrap iron?
"It can't be helped. There are too many refugees now, and the growth rate of sweet potatoes is much faster than that of rice." Allen followed Mikasa into the door while talking, "Speaking of Liya, I heard from Amin just now that you used to raise a cat?"
"Yeah, a liar cat."
"..." Allen smiled awkwardly, "I heard his name is Levi?"
"Well, yes. Do you think this name is vulgar and silly? In fact, I think so too." Liya said, picking up the teacup on the table.
Allen paused and wiped the sweat from his forehead, "Ah, no. It's just that I remember that the commander of the survey corps also had this name, which is just a coincidence."
"puff--!"
Everyone: "..."
After Liya finished wiping her mouth and reacted, she realized that she had directly performed a super-long water escape ninjutsu and sprayed Allen with a mouthful of salt soda.
It's over!Those who should have sprayed didn't, and those who shouldn't have sprayed their faces.But why did Allen know that there was a captain named Levi in the Survey Corps?That guy is not so famous!
Leah: "Yes, I'm sorry Alan, I didn't mean it, I was just... frightened by what you said just now."
Mikasa next to him hurriedly took out a handkerchief and wiped Alan's face, and said, "It's okay Leah, Alan is not very good at talking every time. Alan, did you remember wrongly, how could the name of Leah's cat follow Bing? Same length."
Allen: "But, I remember it's the name... Did I remember it wrong?"
Boy, you remember correctly, but you remember it too clearly!Tell me honestly whether you have a crush on Captain Levi, or why you are the only one present who knows his name!
Liya tugged at the corner of Amin's clothes, leaned into his ear and asked, "Amin, why does Alan know the name of the commander of the Survey Corps?"
"Alan, he has been inspired to join the Survey Corps since he was a child. He has to gossip about the investigation Corps every day, so it is very clear now."
"..." I've been a fan of the Survey Corps for a long time, Captain Levi, it's not easy for you, I never thought that a dead fish eye can have fans, no wonder hanging silk can have spring.
"Leah, there is a non-commissioned officer looking for you outside." A certain lady officer stationed in the regiment suddenly opened the door and leaned in. "Hurry up, he looks like he's here to collect debts, don't you owe someone money?"
Leah: "..."
She didn't owe anyone money!It's even more impossible to owe money to the non-commissioned officer. If there is an intersection, except for Levi, who was the man in the garrison regiment whose belt was cut off by her with a sickle during the day.
Could it be that the man came to claim his life because he knew she had cut off the belt?
Liya turned her head to look at Alan and the others, and smiled with a twitching face, "I'll go out and have a look, and I'll be back in a while."
The crowd nodded.
As a result, Leah added another sentence later-"If I don't come back in 10 minutes, prepare a coffin for me. The gold one is more durable, and the wooden one is healthier."
Everyone: "..."
In fact, Liya was just talking for fun. If it was really the guy from the garrison who came to claim his life, she had already prepared a variety of plans.
Option [-]: Knock out with a sickle and drag it away.
Option two: Cut off his belt and escape.
Option [-]: Spray him with salt soda!Then...knocked him out with a scythe, and finally cut off his belt and fled.
However, after seeing that person, all her thoughts were wiped out!
"Hey."
"..." Liya took the horse lantern in her hand, and after illuminating the person in front of her from top to bottom, and from bottom to top again, she suddenly... was so angry!
"Smelly fish eye, where did you die! What about the three meals you agreed on! What about the 'nurturing' you agreed on! You agreed not to let me become scrap iron! You big liar! Go to hell, the farther you die The better!"
Of course, the above is just someone’s brain teaser, but it’s actually——
"Oh, what a coincidence."
"..." Levi twitched his cheeks, then narrowed his eyes, "It looks like you're having a good time here?"
Leah waved her hands again and again, "No, not at all happy."
"Unhappy? I heard it from outside the door just now, you said...you used to have a cat called... Levi, didn't you? And the name is very stupid." Levi said at the same time As she watched, Leah could still see the veins on his head bulging.
"..."
From the above incidents, Leah came to a conclusion - the commander's sense of hearing is powerful, irresistible, and available all year round!
Leah quickly hugged Levi's thigh, "No, Captain, you heard it wrong! What I said clearly is that the name Levi is a high-end, luxurious, connotative, bold and tasteful name. !"
"You... get up!" Levi was powerless to resist Leah, the difference between six words and 21 words is very big, okay?
Lia stood up with her head down, not daring to look Levi in the eye.
Levi sighed and turned around. "Let's go."
"Where are you going?"
"Survey Corps, do you really want to stay here and dig sweet potatoes?"
Liya waved her hand again, "No! But, I have met some friends here, and I want to say goodbye to them."
"It's none of your business. I asked the lady officer just now to tell them." Before Leah could answer, Levi grabbed her by the back collar and dragged her away.
"It's getting late now, and I'm afraid it's already midnight when we return to the camp."
"Soldier..."
"And this news may have already reached the higher authorities. If you don't go back today, Captain Alvin and I will not be able to explain to the higher authorities."
"That...soldier..."
"Tch, what else is there?"
Liya paused and said, "Soldier, you only brought one horse, do you want me to ride with you? Or do you run ahead and I chase after?"
After Levi stopped to think for a while, he said, "I'll think about this question, and I'll talk about it later."
"..." You have to think about this kind of question?Captain Levi, you crazy bastard!Let me spray you with salt soda!I'm going back to digging for sweet potatoes!
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