C position for 12 years, go home to farm

Happiness must be shared with the whole world.After a live broadcast, the whole network is sharing Vacation's practice room dance.

Having been in the group for many years, the five members were not afraid of going on stage.Not to mention that in the live broadcast room, they can't see the real fans at all, they can only see a bunch of shots.

Of course, they don't panic at all when facing the camera, and they don't have any stage fright.

Ye Hao felt that they were just jumping around casually, with no order at all.It can be put on the Internet. For most normal people who don't dance often, the impact is indeed a bit big.

Comments: "Can you jump like this in half an hour, with detailed adaptations? I suspect that we are not species of the same planet."

"Ye Hao is really awesome."

"We learn to dance: it is comparable to doing school radio gymnastics for three years; learning to dance on vacation: a half-hour crash."

"Excuse me, is there still room for signing up for the dance club?"

It's a pity that there is no place for registration in the dance club now.Ye Hao's class has always been in short supply.Considering his tight schedule, the company also reduced his courses so that he could attend more group activities.

Crying on the Internet that I didn’t know how to cherish when there were courses, but now it’s too late.A few people who had attended Ye Hao's class pretended to show off inadvertently that they came out of Ye Hao's class and had a "completion certificate" signed by Ye Hao.

The big guys were lively again, and it went straight to another Tuesday.

In reality, everyone in Happy Farm is busy writing plans.According to the planning, there are more problems than when selling flowers last time.When selling flowers, because of the help of the Flower Association, most of the flower farmers are nearby, and the village greets them as soon as they say hello.But other crops are different.There are too many people growing crops, and the variety of planting is so dazzling that it is more exaggerated than planting flowers.

They did not understand the details of many places, and some of the content had to be shelved halfway, and they urgently needed help from the local agricultural related units.This kind of help cannot be solved with one or two phone calls, and a lot of local information this year has to be consulted.

During the process, they also found that in such a small county, some old farmers are still slowly learning to use new equipment, and some farmers have already opened up new ways of agricultural technology and planting.

For example, some old farmers are still growing conventional rice like Happy Farm, and some old farmers have used drones for rice fields.

He Jun sorted out the information: "Last time Uncle Rong Gen's planting small tomatoes was traditional soil cultivation, which was very artificial. I found an agricultural technology company here. Planting nano-sized tomatoes, the market price is 61 to [-] catties. Rong Uncle Gen can completely cooperate with the other party."

Uncle Ronggen's ordinary soil-grown tomato and the nano-sized tomato grown next door with nano-hydraulic film have several times the difference in nutritional value, and the price also differs greatly.

Hearing this, Ye Hao only remembered to sigh: "You actually remembered his name."

He Jun didn't understand what was difficult to remember, so he didn't care about this sentence, and continued to think.

The live broadcast of helping farmers is really helping farmers.In today's current situation, Internet celebrity hot items are sold out, but agricultural products in the field will be unsalable.There are too many reasons for it.To truly help farmers, we must not only improve and stabilize product quality, but also find a way out for sales.

"The telephone number of the Agricultural Technology Extension Center..." He Jun looked up the phone number, and then wrote it down.I guess I can help a bit technically here.

Too late to call today.

He said to Tong Wenle: "I feel that the local agricultural sales are doing very well, and there is no such extreme slow-moving situation this year." The extreme slow-moving he said means that the field harvest is completely at a loss.

Tong Wenle responded: "After all, the logistics here is convenient."

If even the agricultural products here are unsalable, the problem of unsalable sales in many places across the country will only become more serious.Overall a pretty scary thing.

The two were discussing to help farmers in other places, and the staff came to remind them: "I'm watching variety shows live."

A group of people were so busy that they became dizzy. After realizing it, today Tuesday, they hurriedly moved all the things on the table aside, and prepared to watch the seventh episode of the variety show with the audience.When they all sat down and opened the live broadcast room, the barrage instantly filled the screen.

Barrage: "Come and watch the seventh episode of Conferred Gods."

"Enjoy the seventh issue again!"

"Good evening, folks and sisters. Today we are all flower buyers!"

The five members of Vacation were immersed in the various previous materials and greeted the audience unresponsively.After saying hello, put on earphones step by step, and watch the seventh episode with everyone.

They had already expected the seventh episode, but when they watched it now, they realized that their teammates were busy with something during the filming process.Only now did I know that apart from them, the locals were busy with something else in private.

Because He Jun and the others hadn't seen it before, they were naturally shocked when they watched it.

They themselves don't know how exaggerated what they are doing.All the disorder on the screen gradually became orderly, and an online sales line was opened in a very short time.

This successful route is reproducible, can be adjusted according to local conditions, and can be completely handed over to local people.

He Jun and the others didn't realize until after the seventh issue that the local flowers are not the ones that sell poorly.The poor sales are those low-end and old seedlings.Even if it is sold online, it still does not sell well.

When Xiao Zhao faced the camera, he talked eloquently: "...From the perspective of online sales, the low-end seedling market is limited, and the high-end seedling market still has a lot of vacancies..."

For a moment, He Jun could only comment: "...I thought I was on the Agricultural Economics Channel."

The barrage looked serious at first, but he laughed out loud when he heard He Jun's words: "Hahahaha—the real Agricultural Economics Channel."

"To be honest, my whole family is watching variety shows with me."

"To be honest, my grandpa keeps nodding."

Generally speaking, young people don't watch the Agricultural Economics Channel specifically, and adults don't watch idol variety shows specifically.This kind of scene where the whole family watches variety shows together can be said to be quite amazing.

After the seventh episode, the five members of Vacation couldn't help applauding together.For the flower sales method they came up with, and for all local participants.

He Jun, who is full of serious thoughts about helping farmers, really can't think of any special ending words for the live broadcast, so he can only say to everyone: "Everyone, don't have too high expectations for the next few episodes. Because... I think we have recorded until now , the most serious part has been played."

Several other people nodded at the same time: the rest of the serious part has not been recorded yet.

Guan Zhengyang recalled the last month's recording, and pondered for a moment: "The captain's words are euphemistic. I think our next few episodes are all indecent parts."

Probably the memory of women's clothing was so deep that the whole group immediately recalled archery and catwalks.Women's clothing has gone to extremes.

A few people can only euphemistically give everyone a vaccination first: "I hope everyone will try their best to be mentally prepared when they see the back."

"The next episode is okay, but when you watch the next few episodes, please be sure not to eat or drink."

Barrage: "? What the hell did you do to say this earlier?"

"The dinner variety show told me not to eat or drink? I don't!"

People have a rebellious mentality and don't listen to advice.

Then there is no way.

The five members of Vacation can only express sympathy for the viewers who plan to eat and drink in the future, and urged: "Okay, okay, you can watch the eighth episode."

The live broadcast room was closed, and the distinguished VIPs flocked to watch the eighth episode.

If the seventh issue is the agricultural economics channel, then the eighth issue is the rural pet channel.

Chickens, ducks, hens, black cats, a large group of small animals marched into Happy Farm together.The hen ran around the yard, fought wits with the sheriff, and got on the roof by the way.Chicks and ducklings are like a group of erudites, they get together all day long and "chirp chirp chirp".

All the audience said "ahhh so cute" and "ahhh help" because of the feeding session.

When seeing big snails and various snails being smashed and fed, even if the program group has tried their best to beautify the shots and remove the cruel scenes, it still makes people know clearly——

"I'm sorry, I admit, at first I couldn't hold back the idea of ​​raising them, until I saw their daily snack rations."

"The sheriff is so cute! If you want Ma Ma, come out to find Ma Ma!"

"Do you mean the cuteness of her scratching the hen's feathers off, or the cuteness of her wandering around in the middle of the night revealing a pair of gloomy green eyes?"

"Everything in the countryside makes me switch between 'ah, this is the country life of my dream' and 'I don't want to live in the countryside in my life'."

After all, if you really want to raise small animals, in addition to daily caressing, you must first solve the problem of animals eating, and finally solve the problem of animals pulling.The workload of the program staff is heavy, and Vacation often has to use a broom to dispose of the excrement of hens who go to the toilet at will.

As time passed, the chicks and ducklings gradually grew up, and the ducklings were driven off the field to become rice ducks.

The barrage has entered a new stage because the five people are thinking about "the hen stewed in soup and the duck braised in brown sauce" every day: "Well, this duck is very good at running, and it looks like a duck with fresh and tender meat."

"Well, this duck is too lazy, let's eat it early. It doesn't even want to patrol the rice fields properly."

"I ordered a roast duck."

"I ordered a spicy duck head."

Except for the black cat named by Vacation, the hens, chicks and ducklings on the farm have no names.There is emotion in naming.With emotional animals, it's hard to cook.

Then, the eighth period is over.

The audience was shocked.

The eighth period is so long, why did it end?

The barrage panicked: "I... I didn't notice anything. I watched it for more than an hour. Then it's gone!"

"Crack, happiness is gone.jpg"

"Shocked, think about it, I seem to have watched the whole episode, and it seems that I haven't watched anything."

"Learning Today: [-] Non-compliant Ways to Raise Animals in Rural Areas."

"Hahahaha-"

Probably because Vacation said earlier that this issue will not be very serious, everyone has no special emotions, and they are completely useless. If you read it happily, you will be fine.

As for the opening title of the eighth issue...

In the later stage, the heads of all the small animals appeared at the beginning of the film, and then there was no more.This special issue of animals, which has no hot spots, finally became a weird hot search with... [-] ways to eat chickens and ducks.

It's delicious.