Never knocked such a fake cp

1.

Zhou Mengyu liked his own name very much when he was a child, one name, three surnames, very cool.

And his name actually has a lot of connotations, which come from the last three characters of the ancient poem "After the first clearing, the green trees are full of moss".

Until later in junior high school, everyone asked him: "Is your father's surname Zhou, and your mother's surname Meng?"

Asked that Zhou Mengyu was already numb, it was the first time he introduced himself in the freshman class, and he introduced himself calmly: "Hello everyone, my name is Zhou Mengyu, my father's surname is Zhou, my mother's surname is Meng, I am redundant."

2.

Zhou Mengyu is gay.

Although he himself did not admit it and repeatedly insisted that he was a straight man, everyone in Nantah University knew that Zhou Mengyu was gay.

Art student, studying fashion design, especially likes cheongsam (not that I like to wear it by myself), wears pigtails, is extremely beautiful, and has countless male suitors.

Could this be gay?Only ghosts believe that he is not gay.

3.

So even Zhou Mengyu's mother, Ms. Meng, doesn't believe her son is straight.

Ms. Meng: "Mom is very open and can accept that you like men, so you don't have to hide it from the family."

Zhou Mengyu: "Please Mom, I'm really straight."

Ms. Meng: "...I'm not a fishing law enforcement officer. Even if you admit it, I won't kick you out of the house."

Zhou Mengyu couldn't bear it anymore, took out his mobile phone on the spot, opened the default browser: "Have you seen these a/v, can you believe it?"

Ms. Meng took a serious look, "Is there no gay section?"

Zhou Mengyu cast his cold eyes on his mother's face.

The latter's eyes wandered and his tone drifted, "Then... can you send me the URL? Is there a stable and free ladder that can be used?"

Add another sentence: "A good man lives a safe life."

4.

To be honest, Zhou Mengyu is really used to being treated as gay.

Apart from not being able to find a girlfriend, and having to get rid of a group of male suitors from time to time, it doesn't affect his daily life in general.

Until he entered his junior year, as the vice president of the school's student union, he began to be busy with welcoming new students.

The sun was scorching hot that day, and freshmen entered the school. Zhou Mengyu saw an unattended luggage under the shade of a tree. The responsible vice chairman walked over and held the lever in his hand. The luggage was dragged to the reporting office waiting for the owner to find it.

He had just walked a few steps when a person suddenly approached behind him.

The man bent slightly to be as tall as him, with his palm on the back of his hand, and his voice close to his ear, "I'll do it myself."

6.

It's this posture, this distance, and this first meeting, and it is firmly ranked in the TOP1 of Huang Liang's dream into the pit textbook.

Although there were many more exaggerated and sweeter ones later, this sneak shot is forever god.

Because the angle of the person taking the sneak shot is so wonderful, it just borrowed a spot from the side and rear, and it looks like a kiss.

One is bent over in a posture similar to being in control, and the other is surrounded by the leaning body and the suitcase so that it is hard to move. I'll go, it's amazing, everyone is addicted.

And the point is, this freshman is really handsome.

Too bad he's a straight guy.

7.

Huangliang Yimeng wasn't called Huangliang Yimeng before, it didn't matter what it was called, the reason why it was renamed Huangliang Yimeng was because Liang Pei was a straight man, and in the end it was nothing.

Not long after the first year of freshman year, Yan Fan from Liang Pei High School touched the Nantah University forum to find out about the recent situation of the male god, and clicked on the cp building that was hanging high on the homepage at that time, and left a message that broke the hearts of Nantah University cp fans overnight—— —

"Polite question, is Liang Pei in this post a student of the physical education department who just entered this year? There are no photos in the building, but it should be him. Liang Pei is a straight man! Anyone who knew him in high school knows that Tie Zhi , Straighter than a telegraph pole! The straightness of having a girlfriend!"

CP fans were heartbroken all night, and the CP posts were disbanded in place. Half an hour later, a post titled "Huangliang Yimeng Academic Research Group, Long-Term Recruitment" quietly appeared, and the host shouted: Sisters, don't be discouraged!It's already 2021, who is still eating heh!I hate the ones who stuff my mouth with candy. The candy I pick out by myself is the sweetest, and be is the sweetest, nibbling!Give me all!

If you can describe Huangliang Yimeng CP fans with a line of lyrics: A sober person is the most absurd.

8.

Let’s talk about Zhou Mengyu, talk about the first time the two met, and talk about Huang Liang Yimeng into the Pit textbook.

Suddenly a person approached behind him startled him, subconsciously glanced to the side, but the distance was too close to see what this person looked like.

It should be quite handsome, temperament, temperament understand?After he approached, Zhou Mengyu felt that the air around him was full of buff bullets like "handsome +1+1" and "charm +1+1".

I didn't see the face until I gave the suitcase to that person. The air really doesn't lie to me!

"A freshman?" Zhou Mengyu asked.

Those eyes swept him from head to toe without any shyness, and he didn't hesitate until Zhou Mengyu felt a little uncomfortable, before responding, "Yes, my name is Liang Pei."

"Which college, have you registered?"

"Sports Institute, you have registered, just go directly to the dormitory."

"I'll take you there. I'm from the Academy of Arts. It's a coincidence that we live in the same building." Zhou Mengyu said.

What's more coincidental, Zhou Mengyu asked his dormitory number, and it turned out to be the same as his own dormitory number.

9.

Zhou Mengyu's dormitory is indeed a mixed dormitory. No one lived in this dormitory at the beginning.In the second semester of sophomore year, a boy at the same grade snored too loudly in his sleep, and his roommates were overwhelmed and proposed to change dormitories. As the vice president of the student union, Zhou Mengyu naturally wanted to be considerate of his classmates, and tried to arrange the dormitory change as much as possible. , there was really no bed for the remaining one, so he changed the dormitory with someone himself.

He didn't believe it anymore, his former roommate also had a snorer, and he slept like this for two years.

After sleeping all night, Zhou Mengyu silently cleaned the empty dormitory and moved in alone.

He lived for half a month, and unexpectedly moved in a junior from the Academy of Arts. The junior was clean and white, hugging the pillow pitifully: Vice President, those men don't wash socks, I can't stand it and want to live with you.

Before Zhou Mengyu could say whether he agreed or not, the junior immediately tried to draw the relationship between the two of them closer.

Junior: I'm gay too!It's convenient for us to live together!

Zhou Mengyu: ...

No, you just have to think that I'm gay and forget it, who the hell is bumping into you? ? ?

10.

Zhou Mengyu tried to tell his junior that he was not gay, let alone zero.

The junior looked at him with disapproving eyes: "Vice President, 1 and 0 must have equal rights, and being 0 is not shameful! Their 1 is no nobler than us! There is nothing to be ashamed of!"

Zhou Mengyu: ...Who is "we" with you!

Zhou Mengyu: "No, my point is not whether I am zero or not, but that I am not gay."

The younger brother frowned even tighter: "It's even less shameful to admit that you are gay! What age is it now, the streets are full of zeros, don't be afraid to come out!"

Zhou Mengyu: My dear sister, I have convinced you.

He gave up proving to his junior that he is not gay.

11.

Seeing Liang Pei's eyes lit up, the junior student opened the door and dragged the chair very attentively, "Hello, are you the extra one from the dormitory of the Physical Education Institute? I cleaned the bed for you!"

Seeing that Liang Pei's body was stiff, Zhou Mengyu sighed, pulled his junior and warned him in a low voice: "Don't be so courteous to the straight man, don't scare him."

The student's tone hesitated: "My radar has sounded, and I don't think he is a straight man."

Zhou Mengyu's beautiful face was distorted for a moment, thinking that your broken radar can be sold to junk collectors and you can buy a popsicle to eat, and you still think that I am zero!He hates iron but not steel: "Anyway, don't be so enthusiastic about others, don't jump at the fucking handsome guy."

The junior replied regretfully: "Okay."

Then he asked Liang Pei in the next second: "Hey, we are both gay, don't you mind?"

Zhou Mengyu: I'll fuck your grandma!

The author says:

He picked up Zhou Mengyu's name and showed it to relatives and friends, who replied: I see, his father's surname is Zhou, his mother's surname is Meng, he is unnecessary.

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