Never knocked such a fake cp
Chapter 44 224-229
224.
Q: What kind of experience is it to meet your boyfriend's mother within a week of dating?
A: Thank you, I never thought that one day I would be invited to answer this question.Mainly because, first of all, I am 21 years old, and in my 21 years of life, I never thought that I would not be a straight man, and that one day I would have a boyfriend; secondly, I never thought that I would meet my mother-in-law Will be so caught off guard.
It was a sunny afternoon...
Zhou Mengyu simulated a Zhihu body in his mind, and while he was quickly arranging how to answer, he burned a stick of incense in his heart.He quickly took out his mobile phone and blindly typed two words to the top of his WeChat and sent it: help
The woman had finished filling out the form, and turned to look for Zhou Mengyu, with a smile on her face: "I'm sorry, classmate, I'm sorry to trouble you. I'll just wait here for my son to finish class, and I won't enter his dormitory without authorization. You should go back quickly."
The mother-in-law seemed quite reasonable, Zhou Mengyu said silently in his heart.
He stabilized his mind and tried to make himself look more natural, "Auntie, come with me, I live in the same dormitory as Liang Pei."
The mother-in-law blinked, and suddenly stared at Zhou Mengyu for a long time.
Then he said "Oh", "You are Xiao Yu, right?"
Zhou Mengyu felt that the sky was falling, so he said "ah" in a daze, "I...Hello, auntie, I'm Zhou Mengyu."
The mother-in-law smiled brightly, and grabbed Zhou Mengyu's hand affectionately, "Don't mind Xiaoyu, I heard Liang Pei's sister often mentioned you, and I heard that you just won the No.1 in a competition a few days ago? Great, let Liang Pei learn from you."
Zhou Mengyu felt that his head was full of smoke, "No auntie, it's not a competition, it's a very small competition, I can get No.1 by luck if there are no seniors in the competition." (That's not what you said when you prepared your acceptance speech in advance)
The mother-in-law liked it even more when he said this, "He is still modest, unlike Liang Pei who is very aggressive."
I heard from Liang Pei's mother what kind of experience he had in pulling this, it was fun anyway.Zhou Mengyu wanted to laugh a little, but his facial expression was a little stiff because of nervousness.
Mother-in-law took his hand, "Then Xiaoyu will take me to your dormitory first?"
225.
At this time, Liang Pei and Meng Yi were training, and the junior had just returned to the dormitory after class.
The junior used to occasionally walk around the dormitory with bare legs, but after Meng Yi moved here, he wore tight pants.
So Zhou Mengyu didn't inform him in advance, when he opened the door, he saw his junior doing laundry.The junior is very delicate, white and thin, and he washes clothes in a rather obedient posture. Which elder would not feel pity for him when he sees it?
When the mother-in-law saw it, she said "Ouch", "Your dormitory is clean. I saw them on the Internet saying that the boys' dormitory is dirty and messy. It's unbelievable."
The junior suddenly heard a woman's voice, and a string of "fuck" came out of his heart, but his face was very well-behaved.
Zhou Mengyu quickly introduced, "This is Liang Pei's mother. Auntie, this is Xue Jiao. Our dormitory is a mixed dormitory. I am a junior majoring in art, and Xue Jiao is a sophomore majoring in literature. There are also Meng Yi and Liang Pei. Both are sports freshmen."
The mother-in-law nodded again and again, "They are all good boys. I originally wanted to come and see Liang Pei and help you clean up the dormitory. I don't need to clean up."
When the younger brother heard that it was Liang Pei's mother, he immediately put away the swear words on his lips, and looked like a good child, "Auntie, we are a group of men, so embarrassed for you to clean up."
Zhou Mengyu's cell phone vibrated twice, and then again, it was a call.
Liang Pei might be taking an intermission, Zhou Mengyu picked it up and heard his unsteady breathing.
Liang Pei: "What's wrong?"
The mother-in-law was standing next to Zhou Mengyu, she must have heard her son's voice, and said into the microphone, "Liang Pei, I'm entering your dormitory, and Xiao Yu picked me up."
Zhou Mengyu trembled unbelievably: "Yes, your mother is here, come back soon."
Liang Pei paused for a moment, didn't reply for a while, and then smiled, "Don't be afraid, wait for me."
226.
Of course Zhou Mengyu had thought about Liang Pei, how he would get along with his sister, what kind of parents he would have, and how he would get along with his parents.People who are in love probably think about this kind of question.
Liang Pei was wearing a jersey, and when he entered the door, he first glanced at Zhou Mengyu, then at his own mother, "Mom, why didn't you tell me in advance?"
"I went to deliver something to your sister in the morning. I only wanted to take a look when we were close. You don't want your mother to come and see you off when you start school. I haven't come here to see what your dormitory looks like. I'm always worried." Mom said to Liang Pei approached, "And your sister always tells me about Xiao Yu, saying that you are in a relationship."
Liang Pei was helpless, "You scared him."
"Am I scary?" Mom turned to hold Zhou Mengyu's hand, "Auntie scary?"
Zhou Mengyu: Although you are not scary, I have to shudder when I think of you as my mother-in-law!
My mother could clearly see that Zhou Mengyu was nervous, so she patted Zhou Mengyu with a smile, "Don't be nervous, Xiaoyu, Auntie just came to see. I heard from sister Liang Pei that he was in a relationship, so I was curious. Other people's children fell in love early in junior high and high school. My family has never been in love." Thoughts. If he looks so good-looking and doesn’t fall in love, I’m still worried that he’s not normal.”
"You don't need to be under pressure. Even though you are in a relationship with Liang Pei, Auntie won't have any demands on you. I know you young people don't pay that much attention to dating. This is a matter between the two of you." Mom said As he spoke, he suddenly let out a "hiss", and turned to look at Liang Pei, "I heard from your sister that you are still chasing him, so you haven't caught up yet, have you?"
Zhou Mengyu was afraid that his mother-in-law would think he looked down on Liang Pei, so how could he!Quickly explained, "Catch up, catch up!"
……
The dormitory fell into an eerie silence.
The junior couldn't help laughing first, and then Liang Pei cleared his throat in a muffled voice, obviously holding back his laughter.
Zhou Mengyu raised his hand to cover his face.
Damn, it's too embarrassing.
227.
The mother-in-law didn't stay for too long, after all, Liang Pei still had training, and she really just came to have a look.
Liang Pei didn't go back to the basketball court after sending him away, but went back to the dormitory.
At first glance, there is only one student in the dormitory.
Liang Pei glanced at Zhou Mengyu's bed, and knocked on the railing beside the bed twice.Zhou Mengyu emerged slowly, with a quilt wrapped around his head, looking pitiful.
Liang Pei raised his arms to grab his quilt, "Are you hot?"
Zhou Mengyu shook his head, "Why does your sister tell the family everything!"
Liang Pei raised his eyebrows, "My sister?"
Zhou Mengyu smacked his lips, "My sister."
Liang Pei continued to tug on his quilt, "Didn't I tell you before? My sister should know at home when she knows it. Come out."
Zhou Mengyu: "Your mother is so young."
Liang Pei: "Well maintained, over 40."
Zhou Mengyu: "Damn, it looks like thirty."
Zhou Mengyu was wrapped in the quilt all the time, Liang Pei stood on the ground and Zhou Mengyu was on the upper bunk, it was difficult to pull him out so he couldn't get him out.
Liang Pei: "Come out."
Zhou Mengyu twisted, "Why do you have to come out?"
Liang Pei: "Go to training, give me a kiss."
Zhou Mengyu wrapped himself even tighter.
Liang Pei gave up the plan to drag Zhou Mengyu out, and simply grabbed the quilt and pulled it down.Caught off guard, Zhou Mengyu lay down on the railing next to the bed, holding onto the railing with one hand to prevent himself from falling.
Liang Pei pulled his upper body half out of the bed and leaned down.
Before he could react, Liang Pei had already pulled the quilt up and kissed him.
228.
Zhou Mengyu's face blushed subtly, and he almost fell off the bed in a daze, but was supported by Liang Pei again.
His face turned redder.
Zhou Mengyu completely tucked his head into the quilt, only to say "I'm so bored".
Liang Pei was still standing beside him, "What's bothering you?"
"You kissed me so much that I forgot what I was going to say just now." Zhou Mengyumeng said under the quilt.
Liang Pei: "That proves not to be an important matter."
Zhou Mengyu: "Are you a logic robber?"
Liang Pei didn't answer, and the dormitory was quiet for about two seconds.
The student’s voice came from every corner, “After the 506 Dormitory Butt Protection Law, I will promulgate the 506 Single Dog Protection Law, who will support it?”
Zhou Mengyu narrowed his eyes, "Hurry up and go to training."
Liang Pei said "Hmm", "Go and pick me up for training."
Zhou Mengyu: "When you are old, your parents will pick you up."
Liang Pei smiled, "Nine years old, no more."
229.
After Liang Pei left, Zhou Mengyu slowed down and crawled out to chat with his junior.
Zhou Mengyu: "Brother, come with me tonight?"
The student's tone was inexplicable: "What am I going to do? It's not enough to be a light bulb in the dormitory, so I have to follow you as a mobile light bulb! Your love is so bright, your parents have seen it, do you need me to illuminate it!"
Zhou Mengyu choked on his strings, "I'll pick up Liang Pei, and you pick up Meng Yi."
The junior almost jumped up from the chair, "How old is he, I need to pick him up!"
Zhou Mengyu had a very serious expression: "Same age as Liang Pei. Nine years old, no more."
The junior hummed twice, "I'm not going."
Zhou Mengyu: "Don't you like it?"
The junior paused for a moment, then turned to look at Zhou Mengyu: "Brother, don't mess with the mandarin ducks. Although I really want to get out of the single, it's not that I don't want to choose!"
Zhou Mengyu: "Why do you have such a big opinion on Meng Yi?"
The junior groaned: "Whoever has a big opinion on him, besides, he is very normal to both of you, so he always finds fault with me, is it annoying?"
Zhou Mengyu was speechless: "It's obvious that I'm interested in you!"
Junior: "I just want to tease me, but I don't like me, it's boring."
Zhou Mengyu remembered Liang Pei's theory of "wanting to date you" and "wanting to date you" before, so he asked Qiqiao Linglongxin, "What's the difference between wanting to date you and wanting to date you?"
The junior rolled his eyes, "Teasing you, I have a unilateral possessive desire for you, but I don't admit that I am also yours, that is, I want to pick on you; I admit that I am also your property, and the whole person is also labeled as you. contact."
Zhou Mengyu realized it for a long time, and gave a thumbs up from the air, "Master, bull."
The author says:
Qiqiao Linglong Heart Emotional Class starts again, take notes!
Q: What kind of experience is it to meet your boyfriend's mother within a week of dating?
A: Thank you, I never thought that one day I would be invited to answer this question.Mainly because, first of all, I am 21 years old, and in my 21 years of life, I never thought that I would not be a straight man, and that one day I would have a boyfriend; secondly, I never thought that I would meet my mother-in-law Will be so caught off guard.
It was a sunny afternoon...
Zhou Mengyu simulated a Zhihu body in his mind, and while he was quickly arranging how to answer, he burned a stick of incense in his heart.He quickly took out his mobile phone and blindly typed two words to the top of his WeChat and sent it: help
The woman had finished filling out the form, and turned to look for Zhou Mengyu, with a smile on her face: "I'm sorry, classmate, I'm sorry to trouble you. I'll just wait here for my son to finish class, and I won't enter his dormitory without authorization. You should go back quickly."
The mother-in-law seemed quite reasonable, Zhou Mengyu said silently in his heart.
He stabilized his mind and tried to make himself look more natural, "Auntie, come with me, I live in the same dormitory as Liang Pei."
The mother-in-law blinked, and suddenly stared at Zhou Mengyu for a long time.
Then he said "Oh", "You are Xiao Yu, right?"
Zhou Mengyu felt that the sky was falling, so he said "ah" in a daze, "I...Hello, auntie, I'm Zhou Mengyu."
The mother-in-law smiled brightly, and grabbed Zhou Mengyu's hand affectionately, "Don't mind Xiaoyu, I heard Liang Pei's sister often mentioned you, and I heard that you just won the No.1 in a competition a few days ago? Great, let Liang Pei learn from you."
Zhou Mengyu felt that his head was full of smoke, "No auntie, it's not a competition, it's a very small competition, I can get No.1 by luck if there are no seniors in the competition." (That's not what you said when you prepared your acceptance speech in advance)
The mother-in-law liked it even more when he said this, "He is still modest, unlike Liang Pei who is very aggressive."
I heard from Liang Pei's mother what kind of experience he had in pulling this, it was fun anyway.Zhou Mengyu wanted to laugh a little, but his facial expression was a little stiff because of nervousness.
Mother-in-law took his hand, "Then Xiaoyu will take me to your dormitory first?"
225.
At this time, Liang Pei and Meng Yi were training, and the junior had just returned to the dormitory after class.
The junior used to occasionally walk around the dormitory with bare legs, but after Meng Yi moved here, he wore tight pants.
So Zhou Mengyu didn't inform him in advance, when he opened the door, he saw his junior doing laundry.The junior is very delicate, white and thin, and he washes clothes in a rather obedient posture. Which elder would not feel pity for him when he sees it?
When the mother-in-law saw it, she said "Ouch", "Your dormitory is clean. I saw them on the Internet saying that the boys' dormitory is dirty and messy. It's unbelievable."
The junior suddenly heard a woman's voice, and a string of "fuck" came out of his heart, but his face was very well-behaved.
Zhou Mengyu quickly introduced, "This is Liang Pei's mother. Auntie, this is Xue Jiao. Our dormitory is a mixed dormitory. I am a junior majoring in art, and Xue Jiao is a sophomore majoring in literature. There are also Meng Yi and Liang Pei. Both are sports freshmen."
The mother-in-law nodded again and again, "They are all good boys. I originally wanted to come and see Liang Pei and help you clean up the dormitory. I don't need to clean up."
When the younger brother heard that it was Liang Pei's mother, he immediately put away the swear words on his lips, and looked like a good child, "Auntie, we are a group of men, so embarrassed for you to clean up."
Zhou Mengyu's cell phone vibrated twice, and then again, it was a call.
Liang Pei might be taking an intermission, Zhou Mengyu picked it up and heard his unsteady breathing.
Liang Pei: "What's wrong?"
The mother-in-law was standing next to Zhou Mengyu, she must have heard her son's voice, and said into the microphone, "Liang Pei, I'm entering your dormitory, and Xiao Yu picked me up."
Zhou Mengyu trembled unbelievably: "Yes, your mother is here, come back soon."
Liang Pei paused for a moment, didn't reply for a while, and then smiled, "Don't be afraid, wait for me."
226.
Of course Zhou Mengyu had thought about Liang Pei, how he would get along with his sister, what kind of parents he would have, and how he would get along with his parents.People who are in love probably think about this kind of question.
Liang Pei was wearing a jersey, and when he entered the door, he first glanced at Zhou Mengyu, then at his own mother, "Mom, why didn't you tell me in advance?"
"I went to deliver something to your sister in the morning. I only wanted to take a look when we were close. You don't want your mother to come and see you off when you start school. I haven't come here to see what your dormitory looks like. I'm always worried." Mom said to Liang Pei approached, "And your sister always tells me about Xiao Yu, saying that you are in a relationship."
Liang Pei was helpless, "You scared him."
"Am I scary?" Mom turned to hold Zhou Mengyu's hand, "Auntie scary?"
Zhou Mengyu: Although you are not scary, I have to shudder when I think of you as my mother-in-law!
My mother could clearly see that Zhou Mengyu was nervous, so she patted Zhou Mengyu with a smile, "Don't be nervous, Xiaoyu, Auntie just came to see. I heard from sister Liang Pei that he was in a relationship, so I was curious. Other people's children fell in love early in junior high and high school. My family has never been in love." Thoughts. If he looks so good-looking and doesn’t fall in love, I’m still worried that he’s not normal.”
"You don't need to be under pressure. Even though you are in a relationship with Liang Pei, Auntie won't have any demands on you. I know you young people don't pay that much attention to dating. This is a matter between the two of you." Mom said As he spoke, he suddenly let out a "hiss", and turned to look at Liang Pei, "I heard from your sister that you are still chasing him, so you haven't caught up yet, have you?"
Zhou Mengyu was afraid that his mother-in-law would think he looked down on Liang Pei, so how could he!Quickly explained, "Catch up, catch up!"
……
The dormitory fell into an eerie silence.
The junior couldn't help laughing first, and then Liang Pei cleared his throat in a muffled voice, obviously holding back his laughter.
Zhou Mengyu raised his hand to cover his face.
Damn, it's too embarrassing.
227.
The mother-in-law didn't stay for too long, after all, Liang Pei still had training, and she really just came to have a look.
Liang Pei didn't go back to the basketball court after sending him away, but went back to the dormitory.
At first glance, there is only one student in the dormitory.
Liang Pei glanced at Zhou Mengyu's bed, and knocked on the railing beside the bed twice.Zhou Mengyu emerged slowly, with a quilt wrapped around his head, looking pitiful.
Liang Pei raised his arms to grab his quilt, "Are you hot?"
Zhou Mengyu shook his head, "Why does your sister tell the family everything!"
Liang Pei raised his eyebrows, "My sister?"
Zhou Mengyu smacked his lips, "My sister."
Liang Pei continued to tug on his quilt, "Didn't I tell you before? My sister should know at home when she knows it. Come out."
Zhou Mengyu: "Your mother is so young."
Liang Pei: "Well maintained, over 40."
Zhou Mengyu: "Damn, it looks like thirty."
Zhou Mengyu was wrapped in the quilt all the time, Liang Pei stood on the ground and Zhou Mengyu was on the upper bunk, it was difficult to pull him out so he couldn't get him out.
Liang Pei: "Come out."
Zhou Mengyu twisted, "Why do you have to come out?"
Liang Pei: "Go to training, give me a kiss."
Zhou Mengyu wrapped himself even tighter.
Liang Pei gave up the plan to drag Zhou Mengyu out, and simply grabbed the quilt and pulled it down.Caught off guard, Zhou Mengyu lay down on the railing next to the bed, holding onto the railing with one hand to prevent himself from falling.
Liang Pei pulled his upper body half out of the bed and leaned down.
Before he could react, Liang Pei had already pulled the quilt up and kissed him.
228.
Zhou Mengyu's face blushed subtly, and he almost fell off the bed in a daze, but was supported by Liang Pei again.
His face turned redder.
Zhou Mengyu completely tucked his head into the quilt, only to say "I'm so bored".
Liang Pei was still standing beside him, "What's bothering you?"
"You kissed me so much that I forgot what I was going to say just now." Zhou Mengyumeng said under the quilt.
Liang Pei: "That proves not to be an important matter."
Zhou Mengyu: "Are you a logic robber?"
Liang Pei didn't answer, and the dormitory was quiet for about two seconds.
The student’s voice came from every corner, “After the 506 Dormitory Butt Protection Law, I will promulgate the 506 Single Dog Protection Law, who will support it?”
Zhou Mengyu narrowed his eyes, "Hurry up and go to training."
Liang Pei said "Hmm", "Go and pick me up for training."
Zhou Mengyu: "When you are old, your parents will pick you up."
Liang Pei smiled, "Nine years old, no more."
229.
After Liang Pei left, Zhou Mengyu slowed down and crawled out to chat with his junior.
Zhou Mengyu: "Brother, come with me tonight?"
The student's tone was inexplicable: "What am I going to do? It's not enough to be a light bulb in the dormitory, so I have to follow you as a mobile light bulb! Your love is so bright, your parents have seen it, do you need me to illuminate it!"
Zhou Mengyu choked on his strings, "I'll pick up Liang Pei, and you pick up Meng Yi."
The junior almost jumped up from the chair, "How old is he, I need to pick him up!"
Zhou Mengyu had a very serious expression: "Same age as Liang Pei. Nine years old, no more."
The junior hummed twice, "I'm not going."
Zhou Mengyu: "Don't you like it?"
The junior paused for a moment, then turned to look at Zhou Mengyu: "Brother, don't mess with the mandarin ducks. Although I really want to get out of the single, it's not that I don't want to choose!"
Zhou Mengyu: "Why do you have such a big opinion on Meng Yi?"
The junior groaned: "Whoever has a big opinion on him, besides, he is very normal to both of you, so he always finds fault with me, is it annoying?"
Zhou Mengyu was speechless: "It's obvious that I'm interested in you!"
Junior: "I just want to tease me, but I don't like me, it's boring."
Zhou Mengyu remembered Liang Pei's theory of "wanting to date you" and "wanting to date you" before, so he asked Qiqiao Linglongxin, "What's the difference between wanting to date you and wanting to date you?"
The junior rolled his eyes, "Teasing you, I have a unilateral possessive desire for you, but I don't admit that I am also yours, that is, I want to pick on you; I admit that I am also your property, and the whole person is also labeled as you. contact."
Zhou Mengyu realized it for a long time, and gave a thumbs up from the air, "Master, bull."
The author says:
Qiqiao Linglong Heart Emotional Class starts again, take notes!
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