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The afternoon tea ordered by everyone was served, and they ate and drank while listening to the white-haired man introduce himself: "My name is Wujo Wu."

Gojo Satoru...why does this name sound familiar?Wait... Gojo Satoru? !

Kunikida felt that it was a little difficult for him to speak suddenly, but he still wanted to confirm: "...Are you a conjurer?"

"Ah."

Kunikida: "..."

"The most rumored sorcerer? The one with six eyes?" Kunikida reconfirmed without giving up.

"Yes, but it's not rumors, I'm the strongest." Wujo Satoru said.

Kunikida: "..."

It's over, Kunikida's eyes darkened, his body swayed slightly, that bastard Osamu Dazai finally got into big trouble!

"...What's the matter with you?" Gojo Satoru hesitated.

"Nothing, just lost consciousness for a short time."

Gojo Satoru: "Huh?"

Kunikida didn't explain, and asked with a dull face: "Then Mr. Gojo, what do you want to ask?"

Although Gojo Satoru felt that Kunikida's blue face was really confusing, he didn't delve into it, and said, "Well... I want to ask, what does Dazai do outside of work, and does he do any strange behaviors? "

"...Does it count to grab dog food with the dog?"

Wutiaowu: "..."

"...Pranks don't count, like jumping into a river, hanging himself, swallowing poison, etc?"

Kunikida: "...?"

"That's not there."

This can no longer be called a strange behavior, right? !

"Oh." Gojo Wujo responded, and asked again, "Then, has he met any strangers of the opposite sex?"

Kunikida thought to himself: ...Here we come!

"Uh, many of our clients are strangers of the opposite sex."

"It's not about work. It's about those..." Gojo Satoru paused, took a sip of caramel macchiato, and then said, "Forget it, actually, I just want to know if Dazai deliberately teased girls."

"……I think should not be."

"Really?" Wujo Wu asked suspiciously, as if a line of "You look so reliable, you shouldn't cheat me with him, right?"

Kunikida: "..."

Kunikida felt that his conscience was under great pressure and condemnation. He didn't know what sin he had done to bear the pain that should not belong to him for Osamu Dazai. He was obviously just a colleague at work, but he still wanted to take care of him. He even felt that he was covering up a villain who deserved to be sanctioned.

"Although he has been to bars many times, as far as I know, he has never taken the initiative to strike up a conversation with the opposite sex." Kunikida said out of conscience. Although this was said by Osamu Dazai before, he actually remained suspicious. The sophistry of a libertine.

"He often goes to the bar???" Wujo Wujo asked in surprise, isn't the wine cellar at home not enough for him to drink? !

Kunikida: "..."

Oops, did you slip up?Could it be that Osamu Dazai went to the bar without telling his family?

...That's right, otherwise I wouldn't have skipped work on purpose!

But if you want people not to know, unless you do nothing, paper will not be able to contain fire after all!Especially in front of this strongest magician, Osamu Dazai is really too courageous!

"It's not often, I only saw it three times." After learning a lesson, Kunikida swallowed the matter of the tavern.

Wutiaowu: "..."

Gojo Satoru suddenly became uncertain. He actually believed in Osamu Dazai. After all, there are countless unilateral crushes in this society, and there are even many people who are twisted by love. Dazai Osamu will attract the love of strangers. Not surprising either.

But why did he go to the bar without telling himself?For information?It's not impossible, but is it really just for intelligence?According to Kunikida, this happened outside of work.

After all, going to a bar by yourself doesn't seem like a typical family thing, does it?

Seeing that Gojo Satoru fell into silence, looking deeply as if he was thinking about how to deal with Osamu Dazai, Kunikida couldn't help but said: "Although Dazai may not be honest in some aspects, he probably hasn't had time to do something really out of line. After all, he is still young and has an unstable temper, so it is not too late to correct his shortcomings, if Mr. Gojo needs it, the detective agency can also keep an eye on him for your sister."

Judging from Osamu Dazai's appearance on the phone, he probably has learned his lesson.

Gojo Satoru: "...?"

"What my sister?" Gojo Satoru was at a loss.

"Didn't you come for your sister?"

Gojo Satoru: "?????"

Kunikida: "???"

The two looked at each other, their eyes filled with deep incomprehensible confusion.

"I don't have a younger sister," Gojo Satoru said.

If you don't count side branches.

"Wait, are you saying that someone under the name of my sister came to seduce Dazai?"

"No...then you are here for your sister, or other female relatives in the family?"

"...I came for myself."

Kunikida: "???"

Where did he make a mistake?Isn't Osamu Dazai Gojo Satoru's brother-in-law or something?But Gojo Satoru doesn't look very old, it doesn't look like he has a daughter...

"Pfft—" Yosano Akiko let out uncontrollable laughter, turned her head, covered her mouth and shoulders and kept shaking, this scene that can be recorded in Kunikida Kuro's history, she can laugh for a whole year!

"Well, Mr. Kunikida..." Junichiro Tanizaki couldn't bear to look directly, and reminded with a little sympathy, "Look at Gojo-kun's left hand."

Left hand?

Kunikida looked over subconsciously, and saw Gojo Satoru wearing a silver ring on the ring finger of his left hand resting on the table.

Uh... the ring... seems to be the same ring as the ring on Osamu Dazai's hand...

Kunikida: "..."

Kunikida: "..."

He looked at Gojo Satoru again, white hair, blue eyes, outstanding appearance, origin from the three schools of magic arts, the strongest strength, high school employment... Except for the skills of cooking and singing, which cannot be verified, everything else is the same as that of Osamu Dazai The descriptions are matched one by one.

...But he thought Osamu Dazai was looking for some relative or sister of Gojo Satoru!I never imagined that the slutty guy would find a man who looked taller than him!

Speaking of which, Osamu Dazai didn't mention the gender of his marriage partner at all that day, and he didn't correct his word about "her". That bastard did it on purpose! !

"...So you are the one who married Osamu Dazai." Kunikita Kigi said.

"...So you just thought that the one who married him was my older sister?" Gojo Satoru was speechless, and muttered, "Looking as calm as Qihai, why is my brain a little not so good? Didn't Dazai despise you?"

Kunikida: "..."

When I first saw this man, the signal from my body was not wrong... If the guy who can hook up with that devil Dazai Osamu is not the Virgin Mary, it is... another bastard, how could he have a kind heart? Good morals.

Kunikida stood up suddenly, "I think I still have something to do, excuse me."

—Let him disappear into this world! !Right now! ! !What did he do wrong to meet Osamu Dazai! ! !

"Wait, I haven't finished asking—" Gojo Wu quickly grabbed his clothes.

Kunikida... Kunikida couldn't break free.

"...What else do you want to ask? I can only answer the last question with my limited brain capacity."

Not everyone can bear the scourge of Osamu Dazai like the strongest him. Gojo Satoru is not surprised by Kunikida's state, but when he discovered what kind of bloody misunderstanding Kunikida had, he felt that Kunikida It's pretty good, at least he's very responsible, and he really cares about Osamu Dazai, otherwise Osamu Dazai wouldn't have called Kunikida to "ask for help".

He came here because he wanted to see this partner approved by Osamu Dazai with his own eyes.

"What's the matter with him soaking in crude oil? He said he was not careful, so I don't believe it." Gojo Wu asked.

"...He was right, but he originally wanted to trick me, but the pipes and valves in that refinery were tapped, so he tricked himself instead."

Wutiaowu: "..."

other people:"……"

Gojo Satoru let go of his hand, "Thanks for your hard work, let's go."

"Yeah." Kunikida was about to take a step forward when he remembered something and said again, "He lost his mobile phone when he was chased by a dog, but he refused to replace it, saying that he forgot where he put his ID. Now that you are back, you can Help him make it up, save the trouble of not being able to contact anyone."

Gojo Satoru: "...Okay."

Kunikida left after saying that, and Gojo Satoru also stood up, looked at the people eating melons at the next table, and asked, "Did Dazai mention me to you? How do you say it?"

"Mr. Dazai said that he has a marriage partner who is a beautiful woman. He described it as excellent and... virtuous. My brother and I also misunderstood at the beginning!" Naomi Tanizaki said, but thinking about it carefully, he described Gojo Satoru as "Bai Fumei" "In a sense, it seems to be true, although I am really curious about the story between them, it must be very twists and turns and exciting.

"If Gojo-kun is okay, you can come to the detective agency with Dazai the day after tomorrow." Yosano Akiko said.

"Ok?"

"Dazai made a bet with Kunikida on whether a 'perfect' person like you exists."

Wutiaowu: "..."

Well, he knew why Kunikida got it wrong.

……

When he got home, Osamu Dazai was still awake, and the documents that Gojo Goto had put in the drawer of the cabinet went out again.

After refilling the phone card and putting it in the newly bought mobile phone, Gojo Satoru just turned on the phone, and the messages of various unread text messages and missed calls kept jumping up.

Wujo Wu raised his eyebrows, Xin Dao was very busy with his business.

He didn't intend to read it, and was about to put it away, when a phone call came in, and the name of the note was...Little Slug.

Gojo Satoru felt that the nickname was very offensive, and he felt a little indescribable, so he picked it up——

"Huh?! It worked!" A magnetic male voice was surprised at first, and then shouted angrily, "Where did you die, you mackerel!! Didn't you say we met at Encounter? It's been half an hour , if you dare to release me again, I will never forgive you!!"

"..." Wujo Wu was silent, and then silent again.

"Where are people!! Talk!!!"

"Where is 'Encounter'? A bar?" Gojo Satoru asked.

"Huh...? It's not a bar... Wait! You're not Osamu Dazai! Who are you?!"

"I am his husband." Gojo Satoru said, "Who are you?"

Nakahara Chuya: "?????"

What the hell? !

Dazai Osamu suddenly woke up from his sleep and found that he was alone in the bedroom.

"Teacher Wutiao?"

He rubbed his sleepy eyes and yawned. Why did he feel like he forgot something?