Crazy Batch Cultivation Guide

"Go away, Wujo, isn't it hot?" With a lollipop looted from Wujou's house in your mouth, you pushed the white-haired head that was lying on your lap with one free hand, He mumbled impatiently, "Go aside."

Gojo Satoru moved his head back again: "I don't, it will be more comfortable if I lie on my pillow."

You: =??=+

Gojo Satoru, why don't you go to sleep on the pillow's legs?I'm afraid she will beat you down in the next second, so I came to you because of your good temper.

Forget it...you rolled your eyes, anyway, even if you push him away now, he will still stick to you later, so you just let him go.

Xia Youjie looked down at the screen while urging: "Wu, don't stop, we are going to lose!"

"I know, I know!"

If you want to ask what's going on now——

All in all, it's a month after you've enrolled.

After a month of running-in, you have gotten along very well with all three classmates.There are a lot of tasks, but they are all simple tasks that you can solve with the magic power.Although you are puzzled why you don't have some spells that are exclusive to you like your classmates, but because just releasing the spell power is enough to solve the problem, you don't care about it as time goes by, and you live an increasingly unscrupulous life instead.

You often go out with Wujo Wu and the others when you have no tasks, and occasionally play pranks with two boys. Now even Teacher Ye Mo will shake his head when he sees you, expressing that you have been killed by Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie in such a short time The belts of the two little bastards are askew.

At this time, the four of you are playing games in Gojo Wu's room, you and Jia are on the same team, Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie are on the same team.

"##You go to the left." Jia Ruozi directed.

"Okay." You crazily poked the buttons on the screen with your fingers to attack the opponent, taunting while poking, "No way, no way, Wu, you don't dare to fight me head-on, have you been hiding under the stone Are you cowardly in the back?"

Gojo Satoru, who is particularly easy to get on top sometimes, couldn't bear the ridicule, and jumped out from behind the stone in an instant.

"Come on, come on, I will show you what is the strongest!" After saying that, he aimed his gun at your character and pulled the trigger.

However, he was shot in the head by you in the next second, and he couldn't save him.

"Pfft——, is this the strongest?" You laughed loudly regardless of his face, and at the same time quickly moved to avoid Xia Youjie's bullets, and returned to the back of the bunker, "It's really insightful."

Xia Youjie sighed: "Wu, why don't you have a long memory? After playing so many rounds, you still fall for this trick?"

"hateful!!"

Gojo Satoru's phone was forced to go black due to the death of the character, he threw the phone aside angrily, and rolled around your legs in a shapeless manner.

"##You are cheating! This round is not counted!!"

His head is still resting on your lap, and when you roll like this, you can only feel your bare skin being tickled by his soft hair, and this tickle distracts you subconsciously.

"Hey, don't move around, okay!" You wanted to reach out to hold his head, but you had no time to do so because the game was at a critical moment. As a result, the chicken and the cat had to reach out to snatch your phone.

You didn't notice it for a while, and he accidentally smashed the phone to the ground. When you broke free and picked up the phone, your game character was already killed by the character manipulated by Xia Youjie.

...Since you are ruthless, don't blame me for being ruthless!

Knowing Wutiaowu's idea of ​​dragging you into the water and letting Xia Youjie win, you coldly thought that Xia Youjie wouldn't feel better if you were dead, so you flicked your head on Wutiaowu's head, and then covered him While screaming with your forehead, you secretly poked and grabbed his little sunglasses, and slammed Xia Youjie's phone in the direction of Xia Youjie seemingly unintentionally.

Bingo, hit it!

Xia Youjie: "...##!"

Jia Ruozi, who knew this would happen, sat far away from the beginning, and while you were in a mess, she started hunting with a calm face and sniped Xia Youjie frantically.

So you soon heard the sound effect of "Game? Over, You? Win!" coming from your mobile phone.

"Okay~" You Maomao stopped punching now, got up from the ground and threw herself into Nitro's arms, hugged her happily and praised her loudly, "Gratia, you will always be a god!"

Jia Ruozi patted your head lovingly.

As the victor, you are like a winner in life, lying in the arms of Niu Zizi, bossing Gojo Wujo: "Wu, you lost, my request is that you wear women's clothing!"

Gojo Satoru protested with a black face: "This result doesn't count! If you didn't interfere with Jie halfway, we would definitely win!"

"Then you don't interfere with me first, can I interfere with Jie." You rolled your eyes angrily, "This starts with you."

Gojo Satoru let out a "cut" and was speechless.

"What about Jie? He wants to wear it with me!" Before dying, Gojo Gojo had a brain change and decided to drag his best friend into the water together.

"Huh?" Xia Youjie smiled kindly.

you:"……"

You are cowardly.

Tricking Gojo Satoru is okay, he might take away your dessert, at most he will punch you twice with a cat and cat, after all your body is not very strong and heavy hands will cause accidents.But the tricky Xia Youjie is not so ok, because he will complete the task with a embarrassed expression on the surface, but he will secretly poke you a little bit to trip you up, but when you are tricked, you will think angrily When I went to question him, he would put on an innocent look and say, "Huh? I didn't do it, maybe Satoru did it."You can't find evidence yet.

Adhering to the principle of "you have to pick the soft persimmons", you naturally dare not provoke him, but squinted your eyes and followed Wujo Wu.

"What's the matter with Guan Jie? You weren't the only one who bet with me back then?"

Wujo Wu: "..." Angry, the kind that can't be coaxed well!

Just when Wutiao Wugang reluctantly agreed, a text message rang out suddenly, and he opened it casually, and the next second he froze.

"Ms. Ye Moth came to me and Jie, and said that there is a special task for us!" Wutiao Wu, who finally found a legitimate reason to escape punishment, was overjoyed. He recounted the content of the text message, and then grabbed Xia Youjie He walked away with his wrist, "Oh, it's very urgent, he told us to go right away!"

"Then remember to fulfill the bet when you come back~" You shouted behind him.

Wujo Wutiao staggered for a moment when he went out.

With the two boys missing, the empty room instantly became quiet.You stretched lazily and flattened yourself on the floor, and complained to the housekeeper rather boredly.

"Glass, it seems a bit boring recently, and the tasks are quite simple..."

"Really, isn't this the life you want?" Jia Ruozi imitated you lying on the ground, enjoying this rare peace.She replied casually, "##Have you been a little drifting lately? I remember that you didn't even dare to go to a level [-] task alone at first."

"No, it's just because I don't know my own strength." You stretched out your arms and spread your five fingers, and projected your sight on the snow-white ceiling through the gaps between your fingers, and argued, "Actually, I'm quite strong, right? Although It's not as good as Wu and Jie, but almost all the curse spirits can't beat me."

Hearing what you said, Jiarui Nitro sighed silently.

...Ah, isn't this just floating?

It is easy for ordinary people to lose their mentality when they suddenly gain very strong power, and besides, there are arrogant guys like Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie around them.One of the two of them is obviously arrogant, simply thinking that he is the strongest, and the other is secretly arrogant. Both of their behavior habits reveal their concern for ordinary people, as if they can save them by themselves... In short, they are not What a good example.

It's really bad, I hope nothing will go wrong... Jiarui Nitrozi thought worriedly.