Crazy Batch Cultivation Guide

You were "escorted" back to the High School of Conjuration by Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie in desperation.

"Did you say you have nothing to do and look for something to do?" Seeing you walking peacefully between two male classmates like a cat being strangled by the back of the neck, Jia Ruzi lit a cigarette and said indistinctly. Said.

you:"……"

You are wronged!You really just want Fuheshier to stimulate Gojo Wujo and Xia Youjie, so that they don't have an accident in the astral body incident a week later? At that time, Riko Tennai's life and their self-confidence will have to be taken Heart, thanks!

"I……"

However, just as you were about to refute, Xia Youjie's "Huh?" on the right made you shut your mouth in guilt.

"Do you still want to protest?" Gojo Gojo on the other side stretched out his hand and pinched your cheek with a half-smile, and pulled it hard. Your face was pulled so painfully, but you didn't dare to hit it back as usual.

"It's really rare to see you so well-behaved." When he saw you covering your cheeks and daring to be angry, he touched his chin and said, "Long long memory is also very good,? Otherwise, I will see you My courage is really getting bigger and bigger, and I dare to find a killer to assassinate me."

You lowered your eyes, and the grievance on your face subsided a little.

Gojo Satoru retracted his hand back into his pocket again, and said casually: "Do you know what happened to those who tried to assassinate me before?"

Is there any other ending besides death?

He didn't say the final answer, but it's not impossible for you to guess.

The atmosphere fell silent for a while.

"When you get back to school,? You'll give us an explanation, right? ##." Xia Youjie looked at you seriously and asked.

In fact, he was thinking all the way,? Why did his friend find a killer to kill him? Did she really want him to die? But after a long time of ideological struggle, he finally chose to believe in you, believe in you The friendship between them is not his wishful thinking.

Of course, Fu Heisher said that "hate arises out of love" and he definitely wouldn't believe it. After all, you two have been together for so long that he can tell that the relationship between you is friendship rather than love.

You were stunned for a moment, and when you looked up and saw the trust in Xia Youjie's eyes, you wanted to cry for a moment, so you opened your mouth and said, "Yes."

...Damn it, no matter which week it is,? Jay is always so gentle.It's good for ordinary people who are in trouble on the road, it's good for Riko Tenuchi whom you've only known for a few days, and it's good for you who want to "kill" him.

But... gentle people are also more likely to be hurt.The thought in your mind flashed past, and then you suppressed it in the bottom of your heart.

It doesn't matter, I am also very strong, and I will try my best to protect him.

You are very guilty about what happened today, but you still don't regret it.

Gojo Satoru couldn't stand the weird atmosphere now, the few of you were either relaxed and happy together, or noisy, how could you have been so heavy and depressed now, so he couldn't help making jokes out loud.

"If ## you agree to my three requests, it's not that I can't forgive you this time with mercy?" He pushed the small round sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, raised three fingers, and made a "quick" expression. Come to thank Gojo Wu-sama for his kindness and virtue" for his arrogance.

You stared at the road ahead without speaking.

Gojo Satoru, who didn't hear the answer, bent down and looked into your eyes through the sunglasses, but was taken aback by your overly wet eyes.

"...Are you going to cry?" He scratched his head, blinked his big blank eyes and asked Xia Youjie, "Jie, did you make her cry?"

Xia Youjie was also very innocent: "I didn't! Did what you just said go too far?"

Gojo Satoru refused to accept this pot: "Where is it too much, don't I just want to take this opportunity to ask her to agree to a few 'small' requests that are not too much?!"

Xia Youjie stroked his bangs and said nonsense: "The request that comes out of your mouth can be called a small request, ## must have been frightened by the way you took advantage of the fire!"

"Huh?" Gojo Satoru asked, not to be outdone, "Since she smiled and hammered you all over your head before, wouldn't King Kong Barbie be frightened by such a small request?!"

Xia Youjie's gentle smile turned ferocious: "Laugh! It's as if you didn't run away in embarrassment because of her crying and beating at the beginning of school!"

you:"……"

Your tears disappeared in an instant, and all the emotions in your heart were fed to the dog.

hateful!Although I know that you guys want to liven up the atmosphere, why are you still involving me!And you never knew Gojo Satoru called you that in private!

In today's matter, you are submissive, and in the matter of Wujo Satoru's address to you, you are hard-hitting.Thinking that every yard is one yard, you who were implicated by innocence immediately rolled up your sleeves and joined the battlefield.

You: "That's right! I realized that your embarrassment at that time is still the number one in the 'Most Commonly Used Emoticons' in the group chat of the high school!"

By the way, the wording is "weak, pitiful, and helpless". At that time, Gojo Satoru tried his best to block it for half a month without letting this emoticon disappear from Gao Zhuanzhong's mobile phone. Mo Zhengdao has a copy in his mobile phone.

"Damn it! You guys are actually two against one!" Gojo Goto gritted his teeth, and immediately turned his head to try to recruit Nitzu into the team, "Gratko, come and help me! We're 2v2!"

Home into the glass: "..."

Seeing that the words over there have gradually drifted to the topic of "bastard hairy sunglasses and sweet food control!" "Why does this strange bang have eyes open, oh sorry I'm too small, I didn't see it!" "Oh, I have eye problems. As a best friend, I can free Help you 'cure' it!"... Going on, Jia Ruzi rolled his eyes and silently kept a distance of at least half a meter away from the group of three-year-olds.

Thank you for the invitation, three years old can't be more, not familiar, don't know.

…………

After returning to school, you all went to Mr. Moth's side first.

Facing Ye Mozhengdao's furious scolding, you just wanted to stand up and explain the situation, saying that it was all your fault, but you were stopped by Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie in the next second.

The two of them didn't know if they discussed something before they came back, but now they stepped forward at the same time to block your figure, and also blocked your unspoken words, one casually, the other sincerely in front of Teacher Ye Mo Acknowledge your mistake and reflect on it, and you will be sure next time. As for whether you will really remember it next time... maybe it is still a little uncertain.

Teacher Ye Moth taught them a lesson in a long lecture, which goes in the left ear and out the right ear. Seeing the attitude of two people who are so inattentive that they even start to wander away from the world, Ye Moth's right way popped a vein on the forehead, and he couldn't bear to admit the mistake of the two, and beat them to death. The unrepentant bastard was kicked out.

"You two go to the confinement room to reflect for two days!" He roared and closed the door.

So the place where you originally planned to talk changed from Gojo Satoru's dormitory to the school's confinement room.Before that, Gojo Satoru went back to the dormitory to change his dirty clothes, and took away the big bag of snacks and desserts in the dormitory.

"Okay, let's be frank and lenient and resist strict, and tell the whole story!" Wujo Wu solemnly said.

There were only a few candles flickering in the claustrophobic space. Four second-grade students sat cross-legged around the candles. The dim candlelight hit their faces, and the shadows on the ground kept twisting and circling. The room in the house adds a bit of horror.

It's a pity that the atmosphere was ruined by a few loud "clicks -" sounds.

"Enlightenment!" Xia Youjie began to have a headache again, "The current situation is very serious, can you be more serious?"

Gojo Wujo tilted his head and said innocently: "I'm serious, Jie, don't make trouble for no reason."

Seeing Xia Youjie's forbearance, he suddenly realized, "Do you want to eat potato chips too? Just say so, I won't laugh at you." Then he handed over the packaging bag in his hand past.

"Eat, eat, eat your head!" Xia Youjie snatched the potato chips and gave his best friend a thump.

Feeling that this "interrogation" is not as serious as you imagined, but a bit like a tea party, so you also enthusiastically dug out a cup of milk tea and a bag of potato chips from the bag, happily tore open the package, twisted a piece and handed it over. Get home into Nitro's mouth.

"You eat nitro, too~ah~~"

The family nitrate looked at you with hatred, but did not refuse your feeding.

"Speaking of which, Wu and Jie, why didn't you two tell the truth to Teacher Ye Moth just now?" You stuffed a handful of potato chips into your mouth and asked suspiciously.

Xia Youjie smiled softly: "Because this matter has not yet been settled, the fewer people who know about it, the better."

"Although we also believe in Teacher Ye Moth, we don't rule out being known by other people and telling the group of old people above." Gojo Satoru first leaned against the wall behind him, and then felt too hard, so he tilted his head directly rolled onto your lap.He added with a displeased face, "If those rotten oranges knew that you murdered the precious six-eyes and magic spells, they would definitely beat you as a curse master or directly execute you without asking."

Ah...seems to make sense.

Although you haven't been able to have any contact with the so-called upper class from the very beginning until now, you can probably know that those are not good people based on Gojo Satoru's usual complaints.

"Is that so..." You poked your chin with your fingers and thought for a while, thinking that since those people made Gojo Satoru so upset, shouldn't it be enough to just kill them?But in the end, they gave up because they had no interest in you for the time being.

You nonchalantly turn the topic to today's topic.

"Today's man in black is called Fuheshier, and he is the famous Heaven and Curse."

For a moment, the actions of the other three students paused, and then they all turned their heads to look at you, and listened carefully to what you said.

You suddenly wanted to laugh, but it was too inappropriate to laugh out loud at this time, so you cleared your throat and sat upright, then said: "The weapon he used to hurt Satoru at the very beginning is called Tianni Hoko, and its ability is to interrupt the active spell. There is no lower limit to the ability to control Wu, his own assassination technique is very good but has no magic power, it can blind Wu's six eyes."

"Besides, he can cause damage to Jay's spell, and he can completely restrain Jay physically."

The other three listen to you in silence.

"So," you thumped your palms with your fists, and concluded, "Fuheshier is a person who can perfectly restrain the two of you."

Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie were lost in thought.

You took a sip of the milk tea in your hand, stuck out your tongue at the two of them, trying to be cute and begged to let them go: "Because I'm just a long-range mage, I can't do any special damage to you, especially the limitless enlightenment, so I I just wanted to let Bike your melee combat fight with you, so that you can realize your own disadvantages."

"Is this called a fight?" Xia Youjie twitched the corners of his mouth, God knows he was going crazy when he saw Gojo Goku collapsed, but now you tell him it's just a fight?

"This... this," looking at the suspicion on his face, your eyes shifted, and you argued in a low voice, "Isn't it because you are afraid that Fu Heisher will not accept the task of sparring? If you fight, then my money will be wasted? And I also specially brought nitrous, you will definitely not die..."

Under Xia Youjie's increasingly caring eyes, you whispered more and more, and finally closed your mouth obediently.

"Speak?" Xia Youjie smiled softly, "What else, let's continue?"

You trembled in fright at his abnormal attitude, and quickly shook your head like a rattle.

Wujo Wu, who was resting on your lap, regained his energy instead: "And what about the 'if you can't get you, I'll kill you' thing? Talk about it, talk about it!" He kept urging .

Your expression became complicated: "..."

You didn't feel a subtle embarrassment until such words came out of Gojo Wu's mouth, especially now that Xia Youjie was still looking at you with a smile, and nodded to show that he was also very curious.

Damn it, I was fine when I was talking to Fu Heisher, why did he get weird from his mouth?You can't figure it out, and you can only attribute it to the fact that you are more comfortable with the two parties.

"The liars are all liars for the sake of missions!" You explained without tears.

"Oh~ that's a lie~" Gojo Satoru said with a twisted tone, and then showed a look of disappointment.

You nodded desperately, but seeing the way he rolled his eyes and exchanged a glance with Xia Youjie, you knew that this matter must not be simple.

Sure enough, the next second you saw Gojo Wu looking at you sadly and said: "You have ruined the reputation of my Wujo Wu in my life, you have to pay for it ~ and Jie, right?" Weeping face to face, let out a sound of "嘤嘤咻" that was not at all shy.

You were chilled by his drama, and the goosebumps on your hands were about to rise.

...Wow, the drama is a bit over.

Xia Youjie also turned his head with difficulty, his eyes hurt by the scene in front of him: "...Yes."

you:"……"

You threw yourself into the arms of Jiarui Niuzi with a loud "Aww": "Gazi help me!!"

Jia Ruozi's eyes were empty, she raised her hand to cover her mouth: "...Sorry ##, I can't save you. I'll go spit it out for a while."

After she finished speaking, she really slipped away quickly, without any intention of saving you from danger.

you:"……"

You looked at the two big demon kings with evil smiles in front of you, shivering, and regretted it for the first time.

The author has something to say: the pressure is there (wiping sweat), and when I clicked on the backstage, I saw a full screen of 1, and my eyes almost turned into vertical bars, and then resolutely gave up the job of Swordsman Tower, gave up I gave up the little dog, the little marble, the love and the wild man, the bang bang, and the [-] novels waiting for me to start coding...

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