Crazy Batch Cultivation Guide

Gojo Satoru put his hands behind his head, and stared casually at a corner of the confinement room: "When did Jie find out?"

Xia Youjie turned his head to look at him, curled up his mouth and smiled, and asked without answering, "When did Wu find out?"

"Then let's talk about it together." Gojo Satoru also chuckled, "I'll count to three, two, one, and I'll say it at the same time."

"Three, two, one—!"

Gojo Satoru: "At the very beginning!"

Xia Youjie: "School just started!"

Immediately, the two boys laughed together inexplicably as if they had met some secret signal.

"What?" Xia Youjie wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and finally straightened up, expressing in an incredible tone, "Wu, you actually found out at the very beginning? I thought it was because of you That insensitive, careless and heartless personality? It will take a long time to find out!"

Gojo Satoru protested violently, clutching his aching stomach from laughing: "My six eyes are not for display! She had such an obvious reaction at the time, although she restrained herself in an instant,? But an instant is enough for me to react!"

"Yeah..." Xia Youjie finally calmed down, sighed with a complicated expression: "She may not know it herself, but the look in her eyes at that time was really..."

"It's like looking at someone who I miss very much but can't see again."

Gojo Satoru, who wanted to sit up but couldn't help laughing, writhed on the ground, trying to get up. Xia Youjie, who was being borrowed, was covered in hair by him, and finally punched him on the chest unbearably. He hammered down a certain white hair who had stood up halfway.

"Do you want to fight again?" Xia Youjie threatened with narrowed eyes.

Gojo Satoru pursed his lips and refused: "No!"

It's already in the confinement room,? Teacher Ye Moth will definitely be furious and out of control if he fights again, he doesn't want to listen to him nagging all afternoon.

And in fact, the confinement room was really dilapidated and dirty, but since he and Jie came to the college, it was really a small fight every two days, and a big fight every five days, and it was normal to be locked up in the confinement room.So he directly asked someone to clean the broken place again, and it became the clean and empty place where people can sit.

Thinking that the ground is not dirty anyway, Gojo Satoru simply withdrew all his strength and rolled around on the ground bored.

"That's why I hated her in the first place!" He complained loudly, "I, Gojo Satoru, is the only one in the world,? But she wants to put the attitude towards others on me! It's too much!"

Xia Youjie actually felt the same way, but he couldn't directly express his dislike for a girl like Gojo Satoru, so he could only silently nod his head in agreement.

He also has his own pride, if he is used as someone else's substitute or something, he will be very angry.

"How should I put it, I feel that ## also understood this matter, so I quickly corrected it." Xia Youjie thought about it carefully, and decided to defend his good friend a little bit, "It seems that she really didn't Face us with that strange attitude again."

Gojo Satoru rolled his eyes: "Of course, otherwise I wouldn't be friends with her!"

Xia Youjie could only cover his mouth with his hands to cover up the crazily raised corners of his mouth for his best friend's honest words and behavior, otherwise a certain white hair would probably make trouble again if he saw it.

The confinement room returned to silence for a while, only the slight breathing of the two remained.

"Hey, Jie." Wujo Satoru suddenly said.

Xia Youjie didn't take his eyes off the phone, and while looking at the message on it, he asked casually, "What's wrong?"

"Don't you think ## knows us too well?"

"Okay?" Xia Youjie recalled it carefully, and finally raised his head in confusion and looked away from the phone to give him a little, "What do you want to express?"

Gojo Wu turned over and faced Xia Youjie with a rare serious expression: "Look, did she make cookies for everyone before?"

"Well," Xia Youjie raised his eyebrows, "And then?"

"Of course you don't know if you didn't go to the kitchen, but I went to the kitchen to eat secretly... No, when I was observing, I found that she made three flavors in one go, and they were the original flavor with a moderate sweetness. The sweetness was very suitable for me. It tastes like strawberry, sprinkled with icing sugar, and the sweetness is relatively low with a bit of bitter matcha flavor.”

Xia Youjie dead fish eyes: "Wu... You just said stealing food, right?"

"Oh, you let me finish!" Gojo Satoru seemed particularly concerned about being interrupted, and almost blocked his best friend's mouth with his hand, "Then I received all the strawberry flavored biscuits, and the other side of the glass is matcha Taste, Jie, you should be the original flavor."

Xia Youjie, who was stared at by Jiongjiong, stroked his chin with his hand and recalled, it was indeed so.

"But what if it's just a coincidence?" Xia Youjie asked back.

Gojo Satoru couldn't help showing a disgusted expression: "How could someone perfectly make a cookie that perfectly matches my sweetness without me telling you!"

...that's true.

Xia Youjie was thoughtful: "So?"

"I thought she was sent by those rotten oranges above. She had memorized our materials in advance, so she was so proficient. Said that she was an ordinary person before was also the background given by the above, otherwise it would be impossible to explain that she was so strong when she came here, and she was so good at it. Many ordinary people should not have such knowledge.”

Xia Youjie lowered his eyes and pondered: "..."

He didn't feel anything, but after all, he was just an ordinary person for more than a year. In this respect, he was definitely not as sharp as Wutiao Wutiao, the Patriarch of Wutiao, and he felt something was wrong when he said that.And if this is the case, then they may indeed have to pay more attention to certain aspects, after all, the upper echelons are not on the same side as them.

But he soon asked again because he noticed the word "I thought": "Originally? Then now...?"

"It turned out not to be." Wujo Satoru's tone also became confused, "I deliberately complained to her at the upper echelon several times afterwards, but she didn't respond at all, and she really didn't know anything about those rotten oranges."

Xia Youjie: "...Could it be an undercover agent who got in from somewhere else?"

"But the magic world is its own, and it doesn't even bother to communicate with other agencies. Even if they collect information about us, they won't tell them."

...that's a really complicated question.

Xia Youjie blinked his eyes and thought, he was a bit confused about the current development.

"But who am I? I'm the smart and witty Gojo Satoru, so naturally there are other ways!" Seeing the bewilderment in his best friend's eyes, Gojo Satoru showed that everything was under my control, smiled and patted Xia You Jie's thigh, the other hand shook the mobile phone that had just received the message, "So I asked someone to collect information about her from childhood to adulthood~"

Xia Youjie only felt that his leg was extremely painful from his slap, so he kicked him directly: "Then do you want to watch it now?"

"No, no, no," Wujou rolled to the side and yelled super loudly, "Master Wujou decided to give her another chance!"

In fact, it is because of a different kind of conjecture. Although it sounds implausible—because it involves time and space—it is not impossible. After all, I heard that the Povino family in Italy is involved in this area, right?

Xia Youjie repeated in doubt: "Opportunity?"

"Yes, I set a small trap in the name of the cake I just reported." Gojo Satoru stretched out his thumb and forefinger, and gestured a short distance, "There are 24 stores in total, 22 kinds of cakes , [-] of them are my favorites, yes, but the remaining two are my dislikes."

"So what's she going to bring me in the end?" Come and tell me how much you really know about me.

I hope I can use this to verify my conjecture, Gojo Satoru thought casually.

Hearing this, Xia Youjie couldn't help showing a look of astonishment in his eyes: "..." Hey, this white hair has a very dirty heart.

You on the other side are teleporting like crazy.

Woo, who would have thought that Gojo Satoru would actually open his mouth and report so many stores?When you first agreed, you didn't think much about it until you came to the streets of Tokyo and went through the locations of all the stores in your mind.

This is too troublesome!You clutch your head with a headache.

How complicated is this route?To cite an image metaphor, it is like the wool that is messy and spreads all over the room after being played with by a naughty cat for two hours.

Seeing that not only are they scattered all over Tokyo, but there are even two dessert shops not in Tokyo, you take a deep breath and grit your teeth secretly.

This is an apology, this is an apology, this is an apology, don't be angry, don't be angry, don't be angry... You whispered to hypnotize yourself, and then used your magic power to teleport to each store, trying to get everything done before dark.

By the time you finish your battle-like charge and return to the high school with your big bags and small bags, it will be slightly dark.Thinking that Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie haven't finished their meal yet, you immediately rushed to the confinement room without stopping.

Damn it, the distance you teleport is completely related to the amount of your mana, the longer the distance, the more mana you spend.After traveling around so many places for so long, you only have [-]-[-]% of your mana left, which makes you feel very insecure.

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But fortunately, the dessert shop of Wujo Wubao is the one you are most familiar with, otherwise, who would remember him speaking as fast as a jingle!

Here you have to thank Gojo Wujo for listing you "Wujo's favorite dessert shop top50". You probably listened to it. He bought them directly according to the ones he liked most at the beginning.

"I'm back!" Panting, holding a pile of heavy bags, you staggered and pushed open the door of the confinement room.

Seeing you in such a difficult state, Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie hurried over to take the bag from your hand.

"Why did you buy so many?" Xia Youjie asked you casually while carefully laying the bags flat on the ground.

You tilted your head and counted them one by one with your fingers: "Because there are a lot of cakes, and I thought I would bring something for Jiedo, such as soba noodles and various snacks. Before I knew it, it became That's it."

"That's it." Xia Youjie turned his head and smiled at you, "Thanks for your hard work."

You quickly waved your hands: "It's okay."

Gojo Satoru over there had already unpacked all the cake bags and placed them neatly on the ground.

"Hey, all~ are my favorite!" Looking at the row of various cakes, he squinted his eyes and smiled indistinctly, "Thank you ##~~"

You shivered subconsciously: "...you're welcome."

...What's going on, why does Wujo Satoru have a strange feeling of yin and yang?Illusion.

The author has something to say: 10 words of 3000 mines~~

还剩下9地雷和173营养液，一共2700+1730=4430字

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