Crazy Batch Cultivation Guide

Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie's next target of persecution is Jiarui Nitzi.

However, when they dragged you into the laboratory to say that you were their "girlfriend", you knew something was wrong when you saw your unwilling and unwilling home.

"You threatened her?" She put down the materials in her hands, raised her eyebrows and waved to you.

So you quickly broke away from the two boys who were loosely holding your wrists, stepped forward two steps excitedly and threw yourself into Nitzi's arms, hugged her waist aggrievedly and called her: "Grandma~"

You complained in a low voice: "You don't even know how much they went too far. They dragged me directly to Mr. Ye Moth and told him 'this is our girlfriend',? Teacher Ye Moth was stunned!"

"Who asked you to look for trouble first? You deserve it!" But despite what he said, Jia Ruozi still gently patted your head to express his comfort.

"Speaking of which, is Teacher Yemo all right?" She asked worriedly.

...No,? You think it's a big deal,? I hope he can quickly realize the lovelessness in your tone when you answered "yes",? Then find out that it's just a prank.

When you think of the scene at that time, you are so embarrassed that you want to teleport in place and disappear in the sight of the night moth Zhengdao,? Or simply develop a spell that can erase memories, and make the memories of the five "insiders" related to this All cleared.

Oh no, it's six,? There's also one Fuheshier.

Damn it, why did Fu Heisher talk so much at that time!Wouldn't it be okay to just forget about it or just keep the words in your stomach? !The more you think about it, the more angry you become, and you want to fight with him again.

"Glass, your reaction is too flat." Gojo Gojo, who didn't get the expected reaction, curled his lips: "Cut, it's boring."

Xia Youjie also nodded in a serious manner: "Then let's go find the first-grade elementary school students."

Gojo Satoru suddenly backed up again, but he was still happy, and within a second, he was called back by the family who said, "Looking for Qihai and Huiyuan? They have a mission today, so they are not here."

"Okay——" he dragged his tone unhappily, and then sank again, "then we can only go next time."

After that, Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie seemed to be addicted to playing. They have always insisted on this setting, and are willing to tell it to all the teachers, classmates, assistant supervisors, and other magicians they know. Of course,? Look at them in all kinds of ways The facial expressions are also one of their pleasures.

For example, "Shocked, I can't believe it" by Teacher Noctua, "I'll just watch you act quietly" by Nishi, Jianren Qihai's "Helpless, are the seniors sick again?", and Yuo Huihara's "Oh, it's so interesting! The seniors and sisters are really amazing!", and other conjurers "Huh? There is a girl who can stand the temper of six eyes and magic spells?!" "This girl is a bit powerful, Sea King experience It must be enough" "Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie are willing to share the same girlfriend!"...etc.

And you are sometimes in pain, sometimes regretful, sometimes numb, and sometimes have dull eyes and a desperate expression on your face.

Under the large-scale publicity of the two of them, in just two or three days, almost everyone in the magic world knew about you, ##, and at the same time put the six eyes and magic spells into your fish pond woman.It's so deep and so wide that you only need to meet a conjurer on a quest and hear your name in their communication.

Fortunately, they only know your name but not your appearance, otherwise, with your "good reputation" flying around in the magic world, you wouldn't dare to go out, just dig a tomb in the high special toe and bury yourself in it .

Thinking of this, you put your hand on your cheek and sighed silently in your heart.

"##?" Seeing that you were distracted again, Xia Youjie called you again in a good temper, "Ice cream is going to melt?"

He also took a napkin very considerately, and gently wiped off the drops of water that were about to drip on your arm along the edge of the cup, looking like a gentle, steady, and devoted boyfriend.

You suddenly shivered and shuddered.

"Jie, let's discuss it." You moved the cup to try to block your face with this big cup against the increasingly intense stares of the girls around you, "Can you stop playing?" Is it? I know I'm wrong, really!"

Xia Youjie showed a little surprise on his face: "What are you talking about? We are very serious." Seeing your aggrieved look, he stretched out his hand to touch your head with a smile, "Really."

In the eyes of outsiders, this is simply a scene where the girl is acting like a baby in a low voice and the boy responds gently. Unfortunately, this girl is more than just this fish. On her left, there is another white-haired boy wearing sunglasses who is also her. of a fish.

Damn it, why did these two high-quality boys fall in love with the same girl!What a waste of resources! !

All the girls around are staring at you with fierce eyes, envious of the winner in your life who hugs you left and right, but you feel these eyes and feel that they can't understand your pain at all!Especially today when Gojo Satoru clamored to come and try a couple dessert that he had never ordered before!

You still remember the troubled expression on the face of the waitress.

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"...Well, I didn't catch it clearly. May I ask who is this lady's boyfriend?" The waitress had a polite smile on her face, but she couldn't understand what the white-haired guest said at all.

Gojo Satoru, who could only see desserts in his eyes, repeated indifferently: "We are all!"

"So can I order two? You see, there are three of us here, one is not enough!" He eagerly stared at the sweet couple dessert on the menu, expecting to get one from the mouth of the waitress Definitely the answer.

"No...can't," the young lady's eyes almost overflowed with confusion, she looked at you, then at Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie standing beside you, all relying on instinct and professionalism Talking, "A couple can only order one, customers."

Gojo Satoru argues: "But we are not a couple, we are two couples!"

Miss waiter: "..."

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In the end, I won two special cups.And because the young lady was so shocked at the time, you were not allowed to do the "little couple's intimate actions" to prove your identity when ordering.

"##Don't you eat?" Gojo Satoru had finished one of the cups quickly when you were feeling melancholy, and was tentatively stretching out his claws towards the other cup, "Then let me help you?" Then, when you nodded listlessly Zhong dragged another cup over.

You are already full, and the small fork in your hand unconsciously scratches the cake on the plate.In fact, you originally wanted to stare out the window for a while while waiting, but Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie sat one on your left and one on your right, blocking your view to death.

...so what exactly do they mean?

On the surface, you still look annoyed by their teasing, but you are secretly thinking about why they are so persistent.

interesting?This is probably the main reason.You can really feel that whether it is Wujo Wu or Xia Youjie, they are really happy when they see you embarrassed and angry.Moreover, letting you be a "girlfriend" can also help a certain white fur to eat special desserts, and let a certain black fur fox see everyone's very interesting expressions and reactions, etc.

revenge?Needless to say, after all, the reason is that you made up a little story about love for Fu Heisher. Now they just changed this setting and returned it to you.

But if that's the case, they don't need to spread the news to the entire magic world, they can just talk about it in school or when they go shopping.

So there must be something else that you didn't expect.

"I'm done eating~" While you were still thinking deeply, Gojo Satoru finally put down the spoon in satisfaction, with a happy expression on his face, "Then let's go back now!"

You nodded obediently: "Okay." Then stood up and prepared to leave.

On the way back, looking at Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie, who are yelling at you in the middle, you suddenly thought—it seems that since that day, at least one of them has always been by your side?

You think about it carefully and find that it is true.

Except when you are going to sleep at night, whether they are on missions or fishing in school, they will choose to take you by their side. They call it "this is my privilege as a boyfriend", and sometimes If you are tired from the mission, you can pour it on your bed when you come back, and then clamor to eat the cake you made. Here you name and criticize a certain white hair who does not want to be named.

As for a certain ball-headed black hair... He didn't think it was suitable at first, but under the instigation of Bai Mao, within two days, he also evolved into a virtuous appearance like his best friend.

...This counts as...surveillance?

Thinking of this not-so-good word, you couldn't help but twitch your eyebrows, and your steps stopped.

"What's wrong##?" Sensing keenly that you were not leaving, Xia Youjie turned to look at you with concern, and asked, "Did you notice something you forgot?"

You opened your mouth and wanted to find a reason to perfunctory, but you couldn't say anything: "..."

For a moment, the word "surveillance" lingers in your mind, especially Xia Youjie's way of realizing that your situation is wrong for a second, isn't it just "special attention" to you?

Once the seed of doubt is planted, it leaves an indelible mark in your heart, which is difficult to remove.

Your rationality tells you that this is just a question of concern among friends. He noticed your abnormality because you are his friend. As a friend, he can't find that his friends are falling behind; Crazy clamoring are you friends?You have only known each other for less than a month, and the time you spend together in the first half month is pitiful, so you treat them as friends, what about them?Do you really consider you a friend?Especially since you tried to assassinate them earlier.

You can't help but compare Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie with the two of Zhou Mu in your mind again, but the more you compare, the more you find——It's different, it's completely different! !

For Gojo Wujo and Xia Youjie last week, you can clearly tell yourself that they are all your good friends, but what about now?There has been such a big deviation in their behavior trajectory, do they still treat you as a friend?

Why are Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie the same, but have such different attitudes towards you?Why now they follow you almost all the time?Why spread the news that you are their girlfriend throughout the magic world?Did they find something wrong with you?Did you think of something not so good?

There are many problems circling in your mind, which makes you cover your head and show a painful expression.

Xia Youjie was taken aback by your sudden paleness: "##What's wrong with you? Do you have a headache?!" He supported your precarious body, and turned his help-seeking gaze to Wutiao who was also startled beside you Enlightenment.

"Hurry up and go back to find Nitro?" Gojo Satoru said nervously.

So Xia Youjie hugged you horizontally, and rushed back with Wutiao Wuxin's teleportation.

Jia Ruozi was also obviously surprised by the way the two rushed in. Just about to get angry, when she saw you in Xia Youjie's arms, her expression changed suddenly: "What's wrong with her?!"

Xia Youjie explained blankly: "We don't know either. After we finished eating dessert, she came out like this just after taking two steps."

The scene was very chaotic.

You were interrupted from your chaotic thoughts by their hurried and furious appearance, you shook your head and climbed off the hospital bed, and said in a weak voice: "Don't worry, I'm fine, just a little headache."

"Slightly?" Jia Ruozi glared at you with one hand on his waist, and said angrily, "Look at your pale face, you were still trembling when you were sent here, do you call this 'Slightly'?"

"Hey, it's really all right!" After being interrupted, you feel a lot better, and now you want to go back to your dormitory to have a good rest, so you put your hands together to please her, "It's really a little, maybe It’s because I ate too much because of the cold, and my body is not used to it! Just go back and have a rest!”

Jia Ruozi was dubious: "Really?"

"Really!" You nodded like a chicken pecking rice.

Jia Ruozi glanced at you suspiciously, as if wanting to make sure what you said was true or false, and finally let you go with a big wave of his hand.

"Then go back and rest quickly." She breathed a sigh of relief, and then fixed her sharp eyes on a certain culprit who could be guessed, "Wu, you stay a little longer, I have something to say to you .”

Gojo Satoru took a look at you, made sure that you were really okay, and then he lowered his head and agreed: "...Oh."

After a good night's sleep, you are really much better. Sufficient sleep gives your brain enough energy to understand the current situation.

Surveillance, from a certain point of view, may be true, but you don't understand how big it is now.You sit cross-legged on the bed and meditate.After sorting out your thoughts, you probably also understand that there is probably something wrong with your expression at certain times, and the incident in the confinement room last time may also be one of the reasons.After all, Gojo Satoru's expression was very strange at that time. Thinking about it now, you must have accidentally exposed it when you bought the cake.

Of course, in addition to curiosity, revenge, and surveillance, they will announce you as a "girlfriend" in a high-profile manner, and there may be a kind of "protection"-"This is the person I want to protect by my five young masters/spell skills, If you want to move her, weigh yourself first." — meaning.Although this move will also cause you a little trouble, it is not a big problem.

But you can't be sure of its specific gravity either.

You bit your thumbnail irritably, staring blankly at a certain point, your brain kept turning and thinking.

...It seems that the next step is to carefully test it out.

"##Are you awake?" Gojo Satoru suddenly heard the knock on the door.

You put away all your thoughts, rubbed your eyes, put on a hazy expression of just waking up, and ran to open the door with a "click" in your slippers: "Wake up. Wu, what do you want?"

Gojo Goku bent down and sneaked into your room through the crack of the door, took a cake from the refrigerator, and lay down on your sofa. Xia Youjie behind him also bent his eyes and smiled, tenderly Greeted you politely, then walked in directly, found a seat and sat down.

You frowned secretly: "..." It's really troublesome, they must be too self-conscious...

But you can't drive them out.

As soon as you closed the door, you heard Gojo Satoru say in a vague voice: "Mr. Ye Moth sent us a special task this afternoon, asking us to protect a person."

...It's an astral event.But this time it will be fine, you've already done all the preparatory work, so don't worry.

"Yeah," you calmly walked to the edge of the bed and sat down, "and then?"

"Huh?" Gojo Satoru made a doubtful voice, "No, then, I just came to tell you that we will go together tomorrow."

"Oh..." You just wanted to nod, but when you realized something was wrong, "Us? I want to go too?"

"That's right, we." Xia Youjie suspected that you hadn't woken up yet, so he didn't hear clearly. He raised the corner of his mouth and repeated to you, "It's me, Wu, and you. The three of us will go together."

……ah?Isn't it just Wu Hejie?

You hesitate to ask: "To protect a person, the three of us need to go together...?"

Gojo Satoru also didn't understand: "Although I'm also very surprised, that's what's written in the entrustment instructions, asking the three of us to go together."

you:"……"

You are not in a good mood, and this situation always makes you feel an inestimable sense of loss of control, but you can only reluctantly agree.

"alright."

Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie chatted with you about mission-related topics afterwards. They recounted to you all the news they heard from Teacher Ye Moth, and then gradually began to complain about the unreasonableness of this mission.Of course, Wujo Wu was the only one complaining, and Xia Youjie nodded in agreement.

You listened absent-mindedly, occasionally echoing a few words, and finally sent the person out before dark.

Gojo Satoru: "Then see you tomorrow!"

Xia Youjie also waved his hand and said goodbye: "Let's take a good rest tonight, too."

Hope it goes well this time.Watching their leaving backs, you thought slowly.

The author has something to say: don’t believe my sister’s thinking, she preconceived that last week’s goal 5 and shrimp oil were the correct attitude towards her, so her thinking was a bit extreme.

My sister thinks that 5 and shrimp oil are 40.00% surveillance and 40.00% protection, and a little revenge and fun

Actually 5 and shrimp oil is 50.00% fun, 40.00% protection, and a little bit of revenge and a little bit of surveillance

5000 words plus more to send~

There are 26 landmines and 342 nutrient solutions left, a total of 11200 words~

Why did the debt suddenly increase... I am obviously very serious and trying to write more (smile froze.jpg