Defeat magic with science

People who deal with medicine will more or less have a little bit of cleanliness, and Zhou Yan's symptoms are very serious.Although Luo Futu was dragged from the basement directly to the bedroom and slept in his own bed in order to let Luo Futu recover quickly, but now it is different, Luo Futu can move, Zhou Yan naturally remembered one thing - he has already It's been a long time since I took a shower.

Haven't taken a shower, fell into the yard from the sky, been buried in the earth, slept on the operating bed in the basement...

……

It’s okay not to think about this kind of thing, but once he thinks about it, Zhou Yan’s whole body will be broken, and his bones will feel uncomfortable. He feels that his home has become particularly unclean.Zhou Yan quickly changed the sheets and quilts that Luo Futu had been lying on, threw them directly into the fire and burned them to ashes, and strongly urged Luo Futu to clean himself up, otherwise the family would not be able to accommodate him.

Although Zhou Yan's request was a bit sudden, Luo Futu had no reason to refuse.

After he entered the bathroom, Zhou Yan began to clean the house, and it was absolutely impossible not to clean it thoroughly.As a result, after his cleaning was over, Luo Futu still did not come out of the bathroom.Zhou Yan made a rough calculation and found that he had been in for more than two hours.

Could it be dizziness?

When Zhou Yan came outside the bathroom, he listened first, but there was no sound inside, not even the sound of water, which was a bit strange.Zhou Yan knocked on the door hesitantly: "Did you fall asleep inside?"

There was silence inside for a while, just when he was thinking about whether to break in and rush in to save people, Luo Futu's voice came from inside: "The door is not locked."

Zhou Yan frowned slightly—could this mean to let him in?But he is taking a shower, why go in by himself?

Zhou Yan didn't move, when he heard Luo Futu's voice from inside again: "Come in."

Zhou Yan heard that something was wrong with his voice, and finally decided to go in and have a look.

As soon as he pushed the door open, the bathroom was filled with clouds and mist. He took a closer look, only to find that Luo Futu was soaking in the bathtub, and the water in the bathtub was about to overflow.Zhou Yan walked over: "Didn't I say don't overfill the water? The overflow drainage system in the bathroom is still being repaired, and it's hard to wipe it off the floor."

"I was careful not to spill over."

Luo Futu's voice came from the bathtub, the water mist dispersed, and his figure appeared from behind the mist.Zhou Yan glanced at Luo Futu and felt a sense of disobedience.

Because he actually vaguely had an idea—this person might not be that ugly.

Luo Futu took off his black robe at this time, and his long black hair, which had been tied into a ponytail, hung down from the back of his head, part of it floated on the surface of the water, spreading out like algae, and the hot water rushed down from the shower behind him, blurring the surrounding It was foggy.His hair is very beautiful, which doesn't really match his ugly face - Luo Futu is a strange person, there are many beautiful parts on his body that don't match his face, it seems to be two people.

Luo Futu leaned in the bathtub, his expression did not match the content of his speech: "I can't move my legs again."

It was clear that he was unable to express the content, but he said it with confidence.

"...Why doesn't it work again?"

Luo Futu said with a cold face: "The effect of fresh Panluo flowers is unstable. It is harmless to me in the heyday. For me now, it will take some time to fully digest them."

"Gray wasted?"

"Waste?"

Luo Futu was quite dissatisfied with Zhou Yan's wording: "Panluohua was originally used to replenish the strength of spiritual masters. I used it. How could it be ruined. Panluohua in the north, land flower in the east, and Avalokitesvara in the west , the Lvnu dill in the south are also planting plants. Doesn’t the government confiscate these things in exchange for grain every year? Don’t you know?”

——He only knew that Cole Town would grow pansies, but he didn't know there were so many of them.

Zhou Yan pondered according to his words. If these things are planted in a large-scale and planned way under the organization of the government, and they are all medicines specially provided for spiritual masters, then at least one problem can be explained. This world—— , In this continent, the attention paid to spiritual masters is very high. Luo Futu, a spiritual master, should also be very pampered on weekdays.

"Dried saffron flowers can work stably and are used by low-level spiritual masters. Fresh ones can be absorbed quickly, but the medicinal properties are not stable. I have absorbed them now, but the medicinal effects have not been fully released. It'll be fine for a while."

Zhou Yan crossed his arms and looked at him: "It means that your legs are only intermittently uncoordinated?"

Luo Futu slightly tilted his head back, seemingly helpless: "Don't just sarcasm me, turn off the faucet first."

Only then did Zhou Yan remember, so he went to the door and turned off the faucet—in order to facilitate renovations when building the bathroom, the switch of the hot water faucet was set far away from the bathtub, and the switch could only be turned off by stepping out of the bathtub.No wonder he didn't come out of the bathroom for so long, it turned out he was trapped in it.Zhou Yan could see that Luo Futu loved face very much, he would rather get wrinkled in the water than take the initiative to ask himself to come over to help, because he was annoyed by the failure of pretending to be in front of him, right?

Thinking of this, Zhou Yan couldn't help but let out a muffled laugh. When Luo Futu heard it, his face became even more stinky. He glanced at Zhou Yan: "Just laugh, I will retaliate against you."

Zhou Yan raised his eyebrows slightly: "Before taking revenge on me, wash yourself first. I'll let you scrub hard with shampoo and soap. Have you scrubbed it?"

Luo Futu said coldly: "I don't need those things."

"No need? Aren't you a human? If you are a human, the epidermal keratinocytes will fall off. If you don't wash it off, don't want to sleep in my house."

After finishing speaking, Zhou Yan stared at him blankly and rolled up his sleeves: "I almost forgot, your legs and feet are inconvenient now, let me do it for you."

"you……"

Luo Futu was at a loss for words for a while, and when he saw that Zhou Yan seemed to really want to attack him, he panicked.He supported the bathtub wall and wanted to stand up, but his legs and feet hadn't recovered yet, so he only moved back a little.Holding soap in his left hand and a brush in his right, Zhou Yan stood in front of Luo Futu and looked down at him condescendingly: "Stop doing useless struggles, let's start."

"..." It's scary!

For the dignity of the spiritual master, Luo Futu struggled to resist, but Zhou Yan suddenly shot, pressing his head against the edge of the bathtub. Luo Futu was pushed to the side, and Zhou Yan picked up soap and rubbed him vigorously.

The soap and shampoo are also homemade by Zhou Yan, they are very large and not easy to get rid of.

"I won't have what you said...Damn it, take it easy!"

Zhou Yan thought he was moving around, so he took off his shoes and stepped on Luo Futu's chest, pressing his side face and holding the dead skin scrubbing brush in his hand: "Aren't you going to eat? Don’t you excrete? It’s all normal body metabolism, why be shy.”

"How dare you step on me...!"

Zhou Yan stepped on him expressionlessly, rubbing his chest and then the back of his neck: "Be honest and I don't need to be rough. Don't be afraid of water like a child. Taking a bath is not going to kill you."

"..."

Luo Futu was rubbed by him until his whole body seemed to have peeled off a layer of skin—Zhou Yan looked slender, but his strength was not small, and he seemed to have a lot of research on catching, and he wanted to fight with him when his legs and feet were inconvenient. It is very difficult to fight.

After Zhou Yan finished rubbing for him, he poured shampoo on his head and washed Luo Futu's long hair again.Probably because the way he washed his hair was quite gentle, Luo Futu finally stopped struggling.Zhou Yan was also exhausted. Seeing that he was not moving, he relaxed, and the whole bathroom was filled with the scent of shampoo.

Luo Futu sat in the bathtub and stared up at Zhou Yan. Zhou Yan was using the shower to help him wash off the foam on his head, and Luo Futu was still staring at him like this.

It's strange, why he can see his aggrieved expression through this ugly face, like a cat being forced to take a bath... It's clearly me who should be wronged, struggling for a long time, making myself soaked.

Zhou Yan pouted, wrapped his arms around his neck, and rubbed his fingers into Luo Futu's hair gently: "Why are you staring at me like this, I'm hurting you?"

"Humph."

Luo Futu was still stubborn, and of course he refused to speak out his true thoughts—his appearance reminded him of his mother.

This action is actually very intimate. In order to fix Luo Futu's head, Zhou Yan wraps his whole arm around his neck. Luo Futu only needs to raise his head and move up a little, and his lips can touch Zhou Yan's chin.But because Luo Futu refused to cooperate at first, the two of them danced around for a while, and then ignored the matter of whether they were intimate or not.

Zhou Yan's attention was elsewhere. After he rubbed Luo Futu all over, he realized that what he just said didn't seem to be talking nonsense, but Zhou Yan still thought it was necessary to take a good bath.Luo Futu's skin was very pale. After being steamed in hot water for so long, he finally showed some blood, but no matter how much he rubbed it, he couldn't get rid of the skin flakes. Instead, he used a brush to make a few red marks, as if he had been tortured. .

Zhou Yan felt a little guilty in his heart, but fortunately, he was finally washed clean.

Zhou Yan let go of his neck, Luo Futu frowned in dissatisfaction, and suddenly flicked his hand under the water, and the water splashed on Zhou Yan's face: "I will remember how you treated me."

Zhou Yan glanced at him, raised his hand to wipe off the water on his face: "Childish."

He took out the towel next to him and put it on Luo Futu's head: "Wipe it yourself."

Luo Futu pressed his hair with a towel and rubbed it a few times, suddenly there was a splash in the water, and his knees popped out of the water.Luo Futu glanced at Zhou Yan and said doubtfully, "It seems that I can move again."

Zhou Yan couldn't help but sneered: "Why don't you soak for a while, maybe you'll be cured after soaking for another two hours."

He was going to pack up his things and leave the bathroom, but when he lowered his head, he suddenly found that there seemed to be a small piece of skin on the position of Luo Futu's jaw. Zhou Yan subconsciously stretched out his hand and gently touched the raised piece of skin: "Wait a minute, this what is..."

However, before he finished speaking, Luo Futu's whole face suddenly loosened, and then fell off with a "clack" and fell heavily into the pool of bathing water.The splashed hot water hit Zhou Yan's face, but he didn't bother to wipe it off. He just stared at Luo Futu's face and opened his eyes slightly—his face...was his face rubbed off by himself? !

This thought only lasted for a second, and Zhou Yan quickly realized that what just fell into the water was the mask worn by Luo Futu, which was the face he usually used to show to the outside world, and the face under his mask That's his real face.

It was fully exposed at this time.

How to describe it?It can only be said that he is too good-looking... No, it should be gorgeous.It seems strange to use the word gorgeous to describe a man's appearance, but it is very appropriate at this time.Luo Futu's bones are not feminine, his jaw line is sharp and sharp, his outline is sharp and sharp, but his skin is extremely gorgeous, his lips are red and his teeth are white, thick and colorful, especially his eyes are clear and strange, and his eyelashes are a slightly transparent amber color.

Zhou Yan dares to swear that he is the most beautiful person he has ever seen in his life. When he lowers his eyes, he is a male vixen who charms all living beings. When he raises his eyes, he is a noble king who is not angry and majestic.

"..."

"..."

The two fell silent because of this sudden accident. They looked at each other for a while, and Zhou Yan said calmly: "You don't have the setting that you will be responsible for you when you see the true face?"

Although Zhou Yan was surprised, he was also very surprised. How could anyone be so ugly? What he didn't understand was why Luo Futu made himself so ugly on purpose.He suddenly remembered that there seems to be such a setting in many literary books: a woman who always covers her face with a black veil is actually beautiful, and once someone sees her true face under the veil, she will either be asked to marry her, or They are about to kill each other.

... I hope Luo Futu will not be so boring.

Unexpectedly, Luo Futu was very calm. He picked up the mask that fell into the water, pinched it lightly, and sighed: "I almost forgot, this face was pasted on it with magic, and now my power is being affixed to it." It was sealed, soaked in water again, and then fell."

Zhou Yan glanced at the thin, deformed mask in his hand - he can play with his own face so vigorously, pervert.

"I thought you really turned a blind eye to any appearance, but it turns out that you still have a reaction."

——If you read it right, he did show a startled expression just now, as if many people had the same expression when they saw his true appearance.

Zhou Yan was turned away from looking at him, and bent over to pack his tools, still mocking: "It's indeed the first time I've seen someone with two faces."

Luo Futu smoothed his hair back: "It's interesting to say that you have to be responsible when you see your true face. Where did you hear it?"

—So he heard it?

Zhou Yan didn't answer, Luo Futu became more aggressive: "But so what? Can you still suffer?"

Luo Futu smiled maliciously. Seeing that Zhou Yan ignored him, he said again: "Oh - it's because of your little boyfriend that you are so eager to get rid of it."

Zhou Yan didn't bother to explain, just sneered.

Just as Luo Futu was about to say something, he suddenly smelled a slightly sweet scent of incense wafting from the moist water in the bathroom, and he couldn't tell whether it was sandalwood or other incense sticks.Luo Futu narrowed his eyes, looked up and saw Zhou Yan's snow-white back of the neck exposed when his back was facing him, suddenly it seemed as if a spring sprout had sprouted in his heart, breaking through the soil, and he let out a soft cry "Boom".

He said softly: "... I am afraid that I will be responsible."

"Ok?"

Zhou Yan didn't hear clearly, turned his head subconsciously, and the next second his wrist was grabbed by Luo Futu, and he was pulled into the bathtub.Zhou Yan jumped out of the hot water reflexively, but saw Luo Futu's very beautiful face magnified infinitely in his eyes.

Zhou Yan was firmly trapped between the bathtub wall and his body by him, hot water overflowed Zhou Yan's body, and poured it continuously from the collar.He was about to get mad, but Luo Futu pinched his chin. He leaned over and sniffed for confirmation. His gorgeous voice was like a snake, crawling up against the skin of Zhou Yan's neck: "You are actually an Omega?" ?”