Overlord wife 1.9 meters
Chapter 33 [2 more] Laugh until your jaw dislocates...
Fu Zhiyu was too heavy for one younger brother to carry, so two younger brothers had to work together to lift it off.
When they got off the car, the two younger brothers complained that Fu Zhiyu was very heavy, and they had never seen such a heavy woman.
Su Xueer just got off the other car, and she couldn't help ridiculing: "You can't even hold a 90-jin person, what else can you do? Trash!"
Su Xueer is the gold master, and the two younger brothers dare not speak out, and they don't think there is anything wrong with the ninety catties.
Fu Zhiyu, who weighed more than 100 kilograms, enjoyed being carried by two people and placed on the cushion. He felt more comfortable than in the car, turned over and lay down more comfortably.
Su Xueer caught sight of Fu Zhiyu wearing a wedding dress, and her face was distorted with anger. She rushed up and grabbed Fu Zhiyu's skirt and pulled it down: "Damn it, you're actually wearing a wedding dress! Ahh! Give me his wedding dress." Tear it off! The wedding dress is only for me, do you understand?"
The people next to her quietly watched her go crazy, they didn't dare to speak, they didn't dare to stop her, and they were even more embarrassed to come forward and talk together.
Realizing that she couldn't pull it off at all, and acted like a lunatic, Su Xueer gradually calmed down, threw off the wedding dress, and watched several people order: "Wake him up for me."
Immediately someone fetched water, and when it was about to pour, Fu Zhiyu opened his eyes ahead of time.
"Wake up, Miss Su." The younger brother said immediately.
Su Xueer stared at Fu Zhiyu condescendingly: "Didn't expect it, Shangguan Paopao, you are not at the engagement scene now, but in this kind of place where the birds don't shit, are you surprised to see me?"
Fu Zhiyu looked around in a daze, and backed away in a panic, "Where is this? Where did you bring me? What are you doing? Aotian will be anxious if he can't find me. Let me go back quickly."
Fu Zhiyu grabbed Su Xueer's clothes, his eyes were full of anxious pleading.
"Let you go back? How is that possible?" Su Xueer shook off Fu Zhiyu's hand as if she had heard some great joke, her eyes were fierce, "If you fall into my hands, you still want to take care of yourself?" What? Shangguan Pao Pao, you are too stupid."
Fu Zhiyu yelled softly, supported her body pitifully, and was a little broken by the words "Shangguan Bubble" that Su Xueer deliberately called out through gritted teeth.
I really want to laugh, why is the name Shangguan Pao Pao inherently funny, but I can’t laugh, damn it.
The smiles grew more and more, and it was almost unbearable. Fu Zhiyu pinched his thigh and forcibly held back.
"Come with me." Su Xueer ordered.
Fu Zhiyu didn't know what he wanted to do, so he got up and followed her.
The two of them got into the car, and after making sure that the windows were closed so that no one outside could see them, Su Xueer went to pull Fu Zhiyu's clothes.
"Take off the wedding dress for me! You wear my dress, I wear the wedding dress! This wedding dress should have been worn by me! You thief!"
"I'm not a thief." Fu Zhiyu grabbed his clothes, had never seen such a crazy woman as Su Xueer, and argued in horror for a moment, "Don't be like this, calm down, don't touch me, ah, don't grab me My clothes! Ah!"
"Aren't you a thief? You are a thief! Shameless thief! Steal my identity, steal my man!" Su Xueer went completely crazy, and directly took off Fu Zhiyu's wedding dress, regardless of what Fu Zhiyu was wearing. Silicone fake breasts, I got out of the car after changing them to my own body.
Fu Zhiyu looked at the white skirt Su Xueer was wearing in the car, happily took off the silicone fake breasts he was wearing, put on the long skirt that was extremely comfortable for him, and got out of the car.
Just after getting out of the car, Su Xueer rushed over again, and said domineeringly: "Take off your shoes! The shoes belong to me too! Hurry up!"
Fu Zhiyu didn't hesitate this time, and directly gave the shoes to Su Xueer. He didn't want to wear such high-heeled and extremely uncomfortable high-heeled shoes for a long time.
Su Xueer put it on with an arrogant expression, and the shoes fell off as soon as she took a step.
She lowered her head and looked at the shoes in disbelief: "Why is this shoe so much bigger?"
Fu Zhiyu smiled slightly, very innocently: "I don't even know about it."
Unable to wear the shoes, Su Xueer had no choice but to give up, return the shoes to Fu Zhiyu, wear her own shoes, and have Fu Zhiyu's hands tied up.
"I'll let you see later, who is Aotian really in love with?" Su Xueer stared at Fu Zhiyu with contempt, "It's something like you that will never be on the stage, I really feel proud of Aotian I like you?"
Fu Zhiyu was silent and didn't speak. He glanced to the side, and found that it was really a cliff, the kind where you couldn't see the bottom at a glance.
A few minutes later, Jiang Su drove over in a luxury car worth more than 300 million yuan. When he got out of the car, he looked at Fu Zhiyu, reassuring him not to be afraid, and then looked at Su Xueer with an extremely indifferent expression.
Su Xueer glanced at Mynah.
The starling immediately understood, and asked people to grab Fu Zhiyu and Su Xueer, and said coldly to Jiang Su, "Don't move."
Jiang Su: I'm the only one, what are you doing?
He didn't move, didn't even show any superfluous expression.
The starling grabbed Su Xue'er with one hand, directed his little brothers to surround Fu Zhiyu with the other, and sneered: "I never thought that the ruthless Jiang Aotian would be so nervous for the woman he loves, tsk tsk tsk, everyone should really see it." Look at you like this."
"Jiang Aotian, let's play a game. Hehehe, you can only save one of these two women. I will give you 5 minutes to think about who to save. Save the one in my hand, and I will kill the other one. The other one, I will kill the one in my hand. You have to think about it, there is only one chance."
"Aotian, save me, Aotian." Su Xueer blushed anxiously, struggling in the starling's hand, with a painful expression on her face, as if she was going to die in the next second.
Fu Zhiyu looked at the silent Jiang Su, understood something, and said with a little disappointment in his tone: "Aotian, is it... impossible for us to be together."
"Jiang Aotian, there are only 4 minutes left." The starling urged, wanting to quickly end this boring business and fight the landlord with the younger brother, "Who do you choose between these two women? Hurry up, don't waste any more time, if you really If you can’t choose, I don’t mind helping you choose.”
Jiang Su remained silent, looking at Su Xueer without speaking.
"Aotian, I don't want to die." Su Xueer said with teary eyes, and made a painful voice in a particularly cooperative manner, "You and I are childhood sweethearts who grew up with you, you will choose me, right? You love me too, don't you?"
The starling is extremely disrespectful, because he was thinking about fighting the landlords in his mind, and his hands were distracted. From the beginning of confining Su Xueer forcefully, now his hands formed a circle, and Su Xueer was in that circle Moving around, you can escape at any time.
The acting skills were so poor that Jiang Su couldn't help laughing out loud. He pursed his lips, stared at Starling coldly, and said slowly: "I choose..."
The threatening text message Su Xueer sent him appeared in his mind, forcing him to choose Su Xueer and give up his fiancée, Jiang Su stopped what he said, and his eyes became colder.
Fu Zhiyu slowly moved to the edge of the cliff, the wind blew up the long skirt, and the wig was also messed up, blinding his eyes.
Jiang Su behind him was still silent, or he wanted to give the best answer with silence.
He definitely wanted to choose Su Xueer. After all, Su Xueer was indeed in the same family as him. No matter how I looked at it, Su Xueer was better.
Fu Zhiyu closed his eyes, hiding the sadness and sadness in his eyes, and wanted to say goodbye to the man behind him, so he jumped off the cliff in front of him.
The moment she turned around, the wind blew even harder. The white dress fluttered wildly, and her hair directly covered her face, making her extremely uncomfortable.
Fu Zhiyu just wanted to raise his hand to take care of it, but the wind was so strong that his wig was blown away, revealing his original hair.
Fu Zhiyu turned his head and looked at the wig hanging on the stone in the distance. After finally brewing all his emotions, his success fell short in an instant.
Not to mention, there is a wig on the stone, and at first glance it really looks like a long-haired woman sitting on it.
The person standing on the edge of the cliff was still wearing a long white dress, which was blown around by the wind, but the beautiful long black hair was gone, and only the short hair of a man was left, which was extremely weird.
The people around didn't think there was anything wrong with Fu Zhiyu's appearance, only Jiang Su saw it, and the corners of his mouth twitched, holding back a painful smile.
Fu Zhiyu got closer and closer to the cliff, and when he was about to jump off, Jiang Su suddenly said, "I choose my fiancee."
Fu Zhiyu paused and stopped moving.
However, Su Xueer directly brought the word fiancee into herself, pushed the starling away ecstatically, ran towards Jiang Su, and said, "Aotian, I knew you would choose me, you are the one who loves me the most." of."
Fu Zhiyu was disheartened and had no choice but to smile bitterly.
It turns out that in Aotian's eyes, Su Xueer is already his fiancée.
Forget it, finally he and Aotian had no chance.
Fu Zhiyu closed his eyes, opened his hands, and was about to jump when he heard a scream.
Jiang Su pushed Su Xueer to the ground, ran towards Fu Zhiyu quickly, grabbed Fu Zhiyu's hand when he was about to fall off the cliff, and announced loudly: "I choose my fiancée—Shangguan Paopao. "
Su Xueer lay on the ground, originally wanted to cry, but when she heard his words, she was furious: "Jiang Aotian! You lied to me! You are so cruel! Ah! How dare you lie to me! Ahhh!"
She was pulling her hair like a madman.
Starling wants to attack, and the people Jiang Su arranged to ambush are slowly coming out.
Jiang Su raised his hand to signal them not to move, squatted down, let out a sigh of relief at his fist, and began to shake his arm vigorously in the air.
He turned faster and faster, and felt that his arms were about to fly up like a helicopter. When the mynah rushed over, he successfully charged up, and he punched the rushing mynah flying.
The starling screamed, slid into the distance, and passed out.
Jiang Su withdrew his hand, stood up straight, still looking cold, and looked at Su Xueer: "Do you really think I will come alone?"
Su Xueer started to cry.Crying heart-rendingly, rolling on the ground with grievance: "Why did you choose him and not me? Why? Why! How am I worse than this woman?"
"You don't even want to have a scene with me every time, why is it that I'm not the one you like, huh."
Seeing her squirming and rolling, Jiang Su looked even more indifferent. He put his arms around Fu Zhiyu and touched his head: "I said that I only love Shangguan Paopao in my life. My woman can only be Shangguan Pao. Pao, Su Xueer, you can touch me, but you should never touch my woman!"
Then he said to Fu Zhiyu, "Don't be afraid, it's okay."
"I just love you so much, woo woo woo, what's wrong with loving someone!" Su Xueer got up from the ground, her white wedding dress had been dyed the color of mud, she looked at Jiang Su with tears all over her face, choked up Said, "Why don't you choose me, why don't you look back at me?"
Jiang Su threw out a sentence in a cold-blooded manner, which completely shattered Su Xueer's last hope: "You are no match for Pao Pao, not even a hair of Pao Pao!"
Su Xueer was stunned, took a few steps back and fell to the ground stupidly, crying and laughing, then raised her head and growled like a madman: "It turns out that everything is just wishful thinking on my part, but Shangguan Pao Pao didn't know that at all. Not worthy!"
Su Xueer's eyes were red, she got up and ran towards the two of them.
The wedding dress on her body was too long and too obstructive, and she fell to the ground after just two steps.Su Xueer didn't mind either, she got up and continued to run. After falling down a few times, she gave up running and twisted her body like a spider on the ground to get close to the two of them, reaching out to touch Fu Zhiyu: "Shangguan Paobao, I want Kill you!"
The surroundings were quiet except for the sound of the wind.
Jiang Su lowered her eyes, quietly looking at the extremely embarrassed Su Xueer.
Fu Zhiyu took a step back in fear, with panic in his eyes, for fear that Su Xueer would do something to him.
Jiang Su hugged Fu Zhiyu by the waist, and said in a gentle voice, "Woman, you are safe, I will take you away."
Directly ignoring Su Xueer who was on the ground, she walked forward.
He walked very slowly. If you look carefully, you can see the veins on his forehead are bulging, especially when he takes a step, his face becomes more ferocious.
In the end, when Su Xueer was frantic and wanted to rush over and was controlled by Jiang Su's bodyguards, Jiang Su couldn't hold on any longer.
"Aotian, isn't this a dream?" Fu Zhiyu looked at Jiang Su, still in disbelief.
"Woman, this is not a dream, this is real, you are safe, this..." Jiang Su smiled charmingly, but before he finished speaking, he couldn't hold Fu Zhiyu anymore, and knelt on the ground with a "plop".
Fu Zhiyu also fell from his arms to the ground, raising a cloud of dust, which was extremely choking.
Amidst the dust, Jiang Su and Fu Zhiyu looked at each other, and couldn't help but let out a "poof", followed by uncontrollable laughter, which shocked the group of people behind.
Even Su Xueer, who was mad, was stunned. Hearing the laughter of the two people, she automatically thought that she was laughing at herself, and writhed on the ground like a bug: "Ahhh! Jiang Aotian! You owe me affection What are you paying for!"
"I can't be with you in this life, and I want to be with you in the next life. You can never escape from me! Even after I die, I will turn into a ghost and follow you, causing you pain and making you unable to get rid of me! "
Jiang Su finally calmed down a little, and was amused by her words again, and finally gave up struggling, clutching his stomach and pounding the ground frantically, soon felt out of breath, and his cheeks began to ache.
Fu Zhiyu originally wanted him to be quieter, so as not to be charged by the electronic watch, but when he listened to his self-indulgent laughter, he was so infected that he couldn't control it at all, and let out laughter several times.
Especially Jiang Su looked up at Fu Zhiyu while laughing, and stammered: "I, I can't stop, hahaha, help me, woman, hahahahaha, help...it's so funny."
He laughed convulsively, releasing all the suppressed laughter before.
Fu Zhiyu was silent, pinched his thigh, and tried to hold back, but finally couldn't help it, and then beat the ground and laughed.
He was sitting on the ground, turning left and right for a while, his appearance was very funny, but he didn't care too much, as if someone had tapped his laughing point, he kept laughing: "Hahahahahahaha... ..."
The electronic watch on the wrist sensed the collapse of the two of them, and it directly powered on for 5 minutes to warn them, trying to make them stop, but the result was counterproductive, and they laughed even harder.
The people behind watched them laughing, shaking and twitching for a while, laughing, shaking and twitching for a while, as if they were infected, they couldn't help laughing.
After a few minutes, the people who had been fighting stopped, from the initial suppressed laughter to the final laugh.
Even Su Xueer, who was crying with snot and tears, changed from rolling on the ground to lying on the ground laughing and crying. Even so, she still didn't forget her lines, she gritted her teeth while laughing and said the lines: "Jiang Aotian, how do you pay me back what you owe me, hahahahahaha."
"Jiang Aotian, hahahaha, Jiang Aotian, hahahaha... I, I... Hahahahaha... Aotian... Hahaha vomit... vomit hahahaha"
Even if she retched from laughing, Su Xueer couldn't stop at all,
When the police arrived and everything was confirmed, Jiang Su laughed so hard that he dislocated his jaw.
He couldn't close his mouth, he was lying in Fu Zhiyu's arms and drooling continuously, he frantically gave Fu Zhiyu winks, grabbed his clothes, and said vaguely: "I, the astrology is frowning...help me—coax me Wish..."
Fu Zhiyu managed to stop laughing, and laughed again because of his words, almost dying of laughter.
Jiang Su really didn't want to laugh anymore, he had already collapsed from laughing, but Fu Zhiyu's laughter seemed to have magic power, which made him want to laugh again. She shed helpless and painful tears.
After the kidnapping was over, Su Xueer was sent to the police station for investigation. Jiang Su and Fu Zhiyu did not return home immediately, but were sent to the hospital.
Fu Zhiyu was lying on a stretcher before being carried into the car, clutching the car door firmly, pointing to the wig flying in the wind not far away, and seriously reminded: "Take my hair with you."
Jiang Su was drooling until she lost any image, just when the stretcher was pushed to Fu Zhiyu's side, she rolled her eyes when she heard his words, looked at the wig on the stone over there, and burst out crying and laughing again: "Hahaha , woman, you are wearing a wig, quack quack..."
Even he didn't know how he made the duck laugh, and raised his hand to cover his mouth, trying to stop it, but had to withdraw his hand because of the pain.
Fu Zhiyu had already closed his eyes to rest, and when he heard his duck laugh, the muscles on his face twitched, and after a few seconds, he laughed out loud again: "Stop laughing, hahaha, if you still have a conscience, Aotian, Just stop quickly, hahahahaha..."
The laughter stopped abruptly, Fu Zhiyu raised his hand to touch his chin, and when he found that it couldn't close, a tear of regret flowed from the corner of his eye, and said with difficulty: "Aotian, heh, this chin is as you wish."
Also successfully dislocated.
The electronic watch was once again defied, and they were shocked for 10 minutes.
When entering the hospital, the two of them fell asleep exhausted, and the doctor mistakenly thought that they died laughing. During the nervous examination, Jiang Su turned over and scared a lot of people.
Someone even ran out of the ward screaming, shouting: "The corpse is fraudulent."
Hearing the scream, Jiang Su, who was afraid of ghosts, was also afraid of cheating corpses. He opened his eyes and ran for his life in a daze: "What? It exploded? Why are you standing there, run hard..."
He was so anxious that he didn't realize that he was on the bed at all, he was only focused on running for his life, and fell off the bed in an instant, uttering a scream, which directly woke up Fu Zhiyu who also laughed until his jaw dislocated in his dream.
When they got off the car, the two younger brothers complained that Fu Zhiyu was very heavy, and they had never seen such a heavy woman.
Su Xueer just got off the other car, and she couldn't help ridiculing: "You can't even hold a 90-jin person, what else can you do? Trash!"
Su Xueer is the gold master, and the two younger brothers dare not speak out, and they don't think there is anything wrong with the ninety catties.
Fu Zhiyu, who weighed more than 100 kilograms, enjoyed being carried by two people and placed on the cushion. He felt more comfortable than in the car, turned over and lay down more comfortably.
Su Xueer caught sight of Fu Zhiyu wearing a wedding dress, and her face was distorted with anger. She rushed up and grabbed Fu Zhiyu's skirt and pulled it down: "Damn it, you're actually wearing a wedding dress! Ahh! Give me his wedding dress." Tear it off! The wedding dress is only for me, do you understand?"
The people next to her quietly watched her go crazy, they didn't dare to speak, they didn't dare to stop her, and they were even more embarrassed to come forward and talk together.
Realizing that she couldn't pull it off at all, and acted like a lunatic, Su Xueer gradually calmed down, threw off the wedding dress, and watched several people order: "Wake him up for me."
Immediately someone fetched water, and when it was about to pour, Fu Zhiyu opened his eyes ahead of time.
"Wake up, Miss Su." The younger brother said immediately.
Su Xueer stared at Fu Zhiyu condescendingly: "Didn't expect it, Shangguan Paopao, you are not at the engagement scene now, but in this kind of place where the birds don't shit, are you surprised to see me?"
Fu Zhiyu looked around in a daze, and backed away in a panic, "Where is this? Where did you bring me? What are you doing? Aotian will be anxious if he can't find me. Let me go back quickly."
Fu Zhiyu grabbed Su Xueer's clothes, his eyes were full of anxious pleading.
"Let you go back? How is that possible?" Su Xueer shook off Fu Zhiyu's hand as if she had heard some great joke, her eyes were fierce, "If you fall into my hands, you still want to take care of yourself?" What? Shangguan Pao Pao, you are too stupid."
Fu Zhiyu yelled softly, supported her body pitifully, and was a little broken by the words "Shangguan Bubble" that Su Xueer deliberately called out through gritted teeth.
I really want to laugh, why is the name Shangguan Pao Pao inherently funny, but I can’t laugh, damn it.
The smiles grew more and more, and it was almost unbearable. Fu Zhiyu pinched his thigh and forcibly held back.
"Come with me." Su Xueer ordered.
Fu Zhiyu didn't know what he wanted to do, so he got up and followed her.
The two of them got into the car, and after making sure that the windows were closed so that no one outside could see them, Su Xueer went to pull Fu Zhiyu's clothes.
"Take off the wedding dress for me! You wear my dress, I wear the wedding dress! This wedding dress should have been worn by me! You thief!"
"I'm not a thief." Fu Zhiyu grabbed his clothes, had never seen such a crazy woman as Su Xueer, and argued in horror for a moment, "Don't be like this, calm down, don't touch me, ah, don't grab me My clothes! Ah!"
"Aren't you a thief? You are a thief! Shameless thief! Steal my identity, steal my man!" Su Xueer went completely crazy, and directly took off Fu Zhiyu's wedding dress, regardless of what Fu Zhiyu was wearing. Silicone fake breasts, I got out of the car after changing them to my own body.
Fu Zhiyu looked at the white skirt Su Xueer was wearing in the car, happily took off the silicone fake breasts he was wearing, put on the long skirt that was extremely comfortable for him, and got out of the car.
Just after getting out of the car, Su Xueer rushed over again, and said domineeringly: "Take off your shoes! The shoes belong to me too! Hurry up!"
Fu Zhiyu didn't hesitate this time, and directly gave the shoes to Su Xueer. He didn't want to wear such high-heeled and extremely uncomfortable high-heeled shoes for a long time.
Su Xueer put it on with an arrogant expression, and the shoes fell off as soon as she took a step.
She lowered her head and looked at the shoes in disbelief: "Why is this shoe so much bigger?"
Fu Zhiyu smiled slightly, very innocently: "I don't even know about it."
Unable to wear the shoes, Su Xueer had no choice but to give up, return the shoes to Fu Zhiyu, wear her own shoes, and have Fu Zhiyu's hands tied up.
"I'll let you see later, who is Aotian really in love with?" Su Xueer stared at Fu Zhiyu with contempt, "It's something like you that will never be on the stage, I really feel proud of Aotian I like you?"
Fu Zhiyu was silent and didn't speak. He glanced to the side, and found that it was really a cliff, the kind where you couldn't see the bottom at a glance.
A few minutes later, Jiang Su drove over in a luxury car worth more than 300 million yuan. When he got out of the car, he looked at Fu Zhiyu, reassuring him not to be afraid, and then looked at Su Xueer with an extremely indifferent expression.
Su Xueer glanced at Mynah.
The starling immediately understood, and asked people to grab Fu Zhiyu and Su Xueer, and said coldly to Jiang Su, "Don't move."
Jiang Su: I'm the only one, what are you doing?
He didn't move, didn't even show any superfluous expression.
The starling grabbed Su Xue'er with one hand, directed his little brothers to surround Fu Zhiyu with the other, and sneered: "I never thought that the ruthless Jiang Aotian would be so nervous for the woman he loves, tsk tsk tsk, everyone should really see it." Look at you like this."
"Jiang Aotian, let's play a game. Hehehe, you can only save one of these two women. I will give you 5 minutes to think about who to save. Save the one in my hand, and I will kill the other one. The other one, I will kill the one in my hand. You have to think about it, there is only one chance."
"Aotian, save me, Aotian." Su Xueer blushed anxiously, struggling in the starling's hand, with a painful expression on her face, as if she was going to die in the next second.
Fu Zhiyu looked at the silent Jiang Su, understood something, and said with a little disappointment in his tone: "Aotian, is it... impossible for us to be together."
"Jiang Aotian, there are only 4 minutes left." The starling urged, wanting to quickly end this boring business and fight the landlord with the younger brother, "Who do you choose between these two women? Hurry up, don't waste any more time, if you really If you can’t choose, I don’t mind helping you choose.”
Jiang Su remained silent, looking at Su Xueer without speaking.
"Aotian, I don't want to die." Su Xueer said with teary eyes, and made a painful voice in a particularly cooperative manner, "You and I are childhood sweethearts who grew up with you, you will choose me, right? You love me too, don't you?"
The starling is extremely disrespectful, because he was thinking about fighting the landlords in his mind, and his hands were distracted. From the beginning of confining Su Xueer forcefully, now his hands formed a circle, and Su Xueer was in that circle Moving around, you can escape at any time.
The acting skills were so poor that Jiang Su couldn't help laughing out loud. He pursed his lips, stared at Starling coldly, and said slowly: "I choose..."
The threatening text message Su Xueer sent him appeared in his mind, forcing him to choose Su Xueer and give up his fiancée, Jiang Su stopped what he said, and his eyes became colder.
Fu Zhiyu slowly moved to the edge of the cliff, the wind blew up the long skirt, and the wig was also messed up, blinding his eyes.
Jiang Su behind him was still silent, or he wanted to give the best answer with silence.
He definitely wanted to choose Su Xueer. After all, Su Xueer was indeed in the same family as him. No matter how I looked at it, Su Xueer was better.
Fu Zhiyu closed his eyes, hiding the sadness and sadness in his eyes, and wanted to say goodbye to the man behind him, so he jumped off the cliff in front of him.
The moment she turned around, the wind blew even harder. The white dress fluttered wildly, and her hair directly covered her face, making her extremely uncomfortable.
Fu Zhiyu just wanted to raise his hand to take care of it, but the wind was so strong that his wig was blown away, revealing his original hair.
Fu Zhiyu turned his head and looked at the wig hanging on the stone in the distance. After finally brewing all his emotions, his success fell short in an instant.
Not to mention, there is a wig on the stone, and at first glance it really looks like a long-haired woman sitting on it.
The person standing on the edge of the cliff was still wearing a long white dress, which was blown around by the wind, but the beautiful long black hair was gone, and only the short hair of a man was left, which was extremely weird.
The people around didn't think there was anything wrong with Fu Zhiyu's appearance, only Jiang Su saw it, and the corners of his mouth twitched, holding back a painful smile.
Fu Zhiyu got closer and closer to the cliff, and when he was about to jump off, Jiang Su suddenly said, "I choose my fiancee."
Fu Zhiyu paused and stopped moving.
However, Su Xueer directly brought the word fiancee into herself, pushed the starling away ecstatically, ran towards Jiang Su, and said, "Aotian, I knew you would choose me, you are the one who loves me the most." of."
Fu Zhiyu was disheartened and had no choice but to smile bitterly.
It turns out that in Aotian's eyes, Su Xueer is already his fiancée.
Forget it, finally he and Aotian had no chance.
Fu Zhiyu closed his eyes, opened his hands, and was about to jump when he heard a scream.
Jiang Su pushed Su Xueer to the ground, ran towards Fu Zhiyu quickly, grabbed Fu Zhiyu's hand when he was about to fall off the cliff, and announced loudly: "I choose my fiancée—Shangguan Paopao. "
Su Xueer lay on the ground, originally wanted to cry, but when she heard his words, she was furious: "Jiang Aotian! You lied to me! You are so cruel! Ah! How dare you lie to me! Ahhh!"
She was pulling her hair like a madman.
Starling wants to attack, and the people Jiang Su arranged to ambush are slowly coming out.
Jiang Su raised his hand to signal them not to move, squatted down, let out a sigh of relief at his fist, and began to shake his arm vigorously in the air.
He turned faster and faster, and felt that his arms were about to fly up like a helicopter. When the mynah rushed over, he successfully charged up, and he punched the rushing mynah flying.
The starling screamed, slid into the distance, and passed out.
Jiang Su withdrew his hand, stood up straight, still looking cold, and looked at Su Xueer: "Do you really think I will come alone?"
Su Xueer started to cry.Crying heart-rendingly, rolling on the ground with grievance: "Why did you choose him and not me? Why? Why! How am I worse than this woman?"
"You don't even want to have a scene with me every time, why is it that I'm not the one you like, huh."
Seeing her squirming and rolling, Jiang Su looked even more indifferent. He put his arms around Fu Zhiyu and touched his head: "I said that I only love Shangguan Paopao in my life. My woman can only be Shangguan Pao. Pao, Su Xueer, you can touch me, but you should never touch my woman!"
Then he said to Fu Zhiyu, "Don't be afraid, it's okay."
"I just love you so much, woo woo woo, what's wrong with loving someone!" Su Xueer got up from the ground, her white wedding dress had been dyed the color of mud, she looked at Jiang Su with tears all over her face, choked up Said, "Why don't you choose me, why don't you look back at me?"
Jiang Su threw out a sentence in a cold-blooded manner, which completely shattered Su Xueer's last hope: "You are no match for Pao Pao, not even a hair of Pao Pao!"
Su Xueer was stunned, took a few steps back and fell to the ground stupidly, crying and laughing, then raised her head and growled like a madman: "It turns out that everything is just wishful thinking on my part, but Shangguan Pao Pao didn't know that at all. Not worthy!"
Su Xueer's eyes were red, she got up and ran towards the two of them.
The wedding dress on her body was too long and too obstructive, and she fell to the ground after just two steps.Su Xueer didn't mind either, she got up and continued to run. After falling down a few times, she gave up running and twisted her body like a spider on the ground to get close to the two of them, reaching out to touch Fu Zhiyu: "Shangguan Paobao, I want Kill you!"
The surroundings were quiet except for the sound of the wind.
Jiang Su lowered her eyes, quietly looking at the extremely embarrassed Su Xueer.
Fu Zhiyu took a step back in fear, with panic in his eyes, for fear that Su Xueer would do something to him.
Jiang Su hugged Fu Zhiyu by the waist, and said in a gentle voice, "Woman, you are safe, I will take you away."
Directly ignoring Su Xueer who was on the ground, she walked forward.
He walked very slowly. If you look carefully, you can see the veins on his forehead are bulging, especially when he takes a step, his face becomes more ferocious.
In the end, when Su Xueer was frantic and wanted to rush over and was controlled by Jiang Su's bodyguards, Jiang Su couldn't hold on any longer.
"Aotian, isn't this a dream?" Fu Zhiyu looked at Jiang Su, still in disbelief.
"Woman, this is not a dream, this is real, you are safe, this..." Jiang Su smiled charmingly, but before he finished speaking, he couldn't hold Fu Zhiyu anymore, and knelt on the ground with a "plop".
Fu Zhiyu also fell from his arms to the ground, raising a cloud of dust, which was extremely choking.
Amidst the dust, Jiang Su and Fu Zhiyu looked at each other, and couldn't help but let out a "poof", followed by uncontrollable laughter, which shocked the group of people behind.
Even Su Xueer, who was mad, was stunned. Hearing the laughter of the two people, she automatically thought that she was laughing at herself, and writhed on the ground like a bug: "Ahhh! Jiang Aotian! You owe me affection What are you paying for!"
"I can't be with you in this life, and I want to be with you in the next life. You can never escape from me! Even after I die, I will turn into a ghost and follow you, causing you pain and making you unable to get rid of me! "
Jiang Su finally calmed down a little, and was amused by her words again, and finally gave up struggling, clutching his stomach and pounding the ground frantically, soon felt out of breath, and his cheeks began to ache.
Fu Zhiyu originally wanted him to be quieter, so as not to be charged by the electronic watch, but when he listened to his self-indulgent laughter, he was so infected that he couldn't control it at all, and let out laughter several times.
Especially Jiang Su looked up at Fu Zhiyu while laughing, and stammered: "I, I can't stop, hahaha, help me, woman, hahahahaha, help...it's so funny."
He laughed convulsively, releasing all the suppressed laughter before.
Fu Zhiyu was silent, pinched his thigh, and tried to hold back, but finally couldn't help it, and then beat the ground and laughed.
He was sitting on the ground, turning left and right for a while, his appearance was very funny, but he didn't care too much, as if someone had tapped his laughing point, he kept laughing: "Hahahahahahaha... ..."
The electronic watch on the wrist sensed the collapse of the two of them, and it directly powered on for 5 minutes to warn them, trying to make them stop, but the result was counterproductive, and they laughed even harder.
The people behind watched them laughing, shaking and twitching for a while, laughing, shaking and twitching for a while, as if they were infected, they couldn't help laughing.
After a few minutes, the people who had been fighting stopped, from the initial suppressed laughter to the final laugh.
Even Su Xueer, who was crying with snot and tears, changed from rolling on the ground to lying on the ground laughing and crying. Even so, she still didn't forget her lines, she gritted her teeth while laughing and said the lines: "Jiang Aotian, how do you pay me back what you owe me, hahahahahaha."
"Jiang Aotian, hahahaha, Jiang Aotian, hahahaha... I, I... Hahahahaha... Aotian... Hahaha vomit... vomit hahahaha"
Even if she retched from laughing, Su Xueer couldn't stop at all,
When the police arrived and everything was confirmed, Jiang Su laughed so hard that he dislocated his jaw.
He couldn't close his mouth, he was lying in Fu Zhiyu's arms and drooling continuously, he frantically gave Fu Zhiyu winks, grabbed his clothes, and said vaguely: "I, the astrology is frowning...help me—coax me Wish..."
Fu Zhiyu managed to stop laughing, and laughed again because of his words, almost dying of laughter.
Jiang Su really didn't want to laugh anymore, he had already collapsed from laughing, but Fu Zhiyu's laughter seemed to have magic power, which made him want to laugh again. She shed helpless and painful tears.
After the kidnapping was over, Su Xueer was sent to the police station for investigation. Jiang Su and Fu Zhiyu did not return home immediately, but were sent to the hospital.
Fu Zhiyu was lying on a stretcher before being carried into the car, clutching the car door firmly, pointing to the wig flying in the wind not far away, and seriously reminded: "Take my hair with you."
Jiang Su was drooling until she lost any image, just when the stretcher was pushed to Fu Zhiyu's side, she rolled her eyes when she heard his words, looked at the wig on the stone over there, and burst out crying and laughing again: "Hahaha , woman, you are wearing a wig, quack quack..."
Even he didn't know how he made the duck laugh, and raised his hand to cover his mouth, trying to stop it, but had to withdraw his hand because of the pain.
Fu Zhiyu had already closed his eyes to rest, and when he heard his duck laugh, the muscles on his face twitched, and after a few seconds, he laughed out loud again: "Stop laughing, hahaha, if you still have a conscience, Aotian, Just stop quickly, hahahahaha..."
The laughter stopped abruptly, Fu Zhiyu raised his hand to touch his chin, and when he found that it couldn't close, a tear of regret flowed from the corner of his eye, and said with difficulty: "Aotian, heh, this chin is as you wish."
Also successfully dislocated.
The electronic watch was once again defied, and they were shocked for 10 minutes.
When entering the hospital, the two of them fell asleep exhausted, and the doctor mistakenly thought that they died laughing. During the nervous examination, Jiang Su turned over and scared a lot of people.
Someone even ran out of the ward screaming, shouting: "The corpse is fraudulent."
Hearing the scream, Jiang Su, who was afraid of ghosts, was also afraid of cheating corpses. He opened his eyes and ran for his life in a daze: "What? It exploded? Why are you standing there, run hard..."
He was so anxious that he didn't realize that he was on the bed at all, he was only focused on running for his life, and fell off the bed in an instant, uttering a scream, which directly woke up Fu Zhiyu who also laughed until his jaw dislocated in his dream.
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