pretty foxes

On the Eight Elements Mountain.

In a cave facing north and south, a pure black fox was lying on its back on a pink fluffy cat litter, moaning weakly, "Aiyo~Aiyo~"

"Elder." At this moment, several shouts came from outside the cave.

Elder Fox twitched his ears, quickly turned over and lay down in a correct posture, then sank into his dantian, "Come in~"

Then, three gray foxes came in with a bag in each mouth, "Elder, we heard that you are not feeling well, so we came to visit you."

"Well, be good, how is your cultivation in the human world recently? Ah Fang, Ah Zhen, and Ah Hua, how do you see that you three have dull eyes and a lot of frizz?" Elder Fox asked with concern, while Stretch your neck quietly to watch them put down the bags, but you don't have the power to open your clairvoyant eyes, and you can't see what it is. It seems that you can only wait for them to go back and see.

"Well, the elders don't know something." The foxes squatted down and complained, "Human society has changed so fast, and it's hard to make money now."

Ah Zhen agreed very much, "That's not true, but the money will be gone in a blink of an eye after spending it."

Ahua said, "A catty of meat is ridiculously expensive now, it costs more than 30 yuan per catty ~ I have to cut ten portions of a catty now, otherwise I can't afford it."

Ah Fang also said, "I'm almost done too. I only dare to eat steamed buns for breakfast every day. I haven't even drank milk tea for a long time. It's really hard to practice in the human world."

Elder Fox saw that one of them was not as good as the other, and taught them earnestly, "So, as fox spirits, you must learn the skills of fox spirits. Look at Li Su~ the white tiger master who was caught with the ability of a fox spirit, now She lives in a big house, eats delicacies from mountains and seas, and her parents travel abroad every day with the black card given by their wealthy son-in-law, Mr. Baihu..."

I was read by my parents at home, and I couldn’t help but be read when I came to visit the elder. The three white foxes almost heard the cocoon, and quickly interrupted them, "Oh, we know, and the elder, you are thousands of years old, and you are still single. Is it? We are learning from you~”

Elder Fox, "..."

Li Su is the best-behaved of these eloquent and eloquent little guys!It didn't look for it, of course it thought it was good to be alone, and it didn't need to share half of what it ate...

But as soon as this thought came to him, he shook his head immediately.

No, it is the head of a fox, and children nowadays are not like before, unwilling to marry or have children, so it must only educate children to focus on reproduction.

"How can you learn from me? I'm single for a reason, but if I want to get out of the single, it's a matter of minutes. I'm not like you. I can't even learn the charm technique now!"

Fearing Elder Fox, the old man continued to chatter without playing, and the gray foxes did not dare to stay longer, "Hahahaha, we still have something to do, Elder, you are not feeling well and take a good rest, we are leaving."

"..." The child is grown up, and he really doesn't want to be lectured, so Elder Fox can only nod his head like an elder, "Okay, then go back and be careful."

As soon as they walked away until there was no shadow, the elder fox immediately jumped out of the cat's nest and walked to the things brought by the children. He opened the bag with his paws, but what he saw were some fruits that could be eaten in the Eight Elements Mountains. .

What's so delicious about this fruit, don't they know that they should eat ice cream when it's hot? !

A look of disappointment appeared in Elder Fox's eyes, and then he caught a glimpse of a blue and white box out of the corner of his eye, and immediately took it out.

The three words on the box just happened to be recognized by it, which read "brain x gold".

What is Brain X Gold?It sounds like something expensive.

Elder Fox quickly opened the box, and there were several bottles inside. He took out another bottle and unscrewed the lid. He took a look at the transparent liquid inside, which smelled sweet, and tasted it again, although it was not as good as that. Drink the happy fat house water that can dance in the mouth, but the sweet one is okay.

This should be another drink, forget it, let's drink it.

Elder Fox took one bottle after another, and after drinking a few bottles in the box with his head raised, he felt that he was still not satisfied and then rummaged, "Why are there no more? It's too easy to drink up!"

"Aji." At this moment, a shadow appeared from behind it, and the voice sounded like a ghost.

"Ah..." Elder Fox shuddered, turned around and saw a snow-white fox, tried his best to smile and said, "So it's Siming."

"What are you eating again?" Sun Siming, a fox doctor of the fox tribe, glanced at the bottles on the ground, and there was still a whole box, "I really convinced you, it was just in the past, you are all from the fox tribe now. Elders, why are you always eating indiscriminately?"

Anyway, he was caught, and the other party was of the same generation as him, so Elder Fox didn't bother to pretend in front of it, he walked back to the cat's nest and jumped on it, lying on his back in a comfortable posture, "Anyway, I have diarrhea. I can't die again."

"..." Sun Siming was speechless for a while, "I think you don't feel so much pain that you don't shed tears when you see the coffin."

Elder Fox narrowed his eyes, patted his stomach and said indifferently, "What is edible compared to these pains?"

Sun Siming shook his head and went over to feel its pulse. He knew him because he had known him since he was a child, and he really didn't expect that greedy little fox to take on the important role of an elder when the fox clan was at its most difficult, and had been doing it for so long. It is very good, and is respected and loved by all the foxes in the fox clan, so I hope it can cherish its body more.

It's just that today's pulse showed signs of vainness, and Sun Siming was shocked. If he turned a blind eye to it again, his life might not survive such tossing.

"How's it going? Is it okay?" Elder Fox blinked his big eyes, full of expectation, "Can I have some spicy sticks today?"

Sun Siming put down his paw expressionlessly, and took out the spicy sticks hidden by the other party from under the cat's nest.

"Wow, Sun Siming, what are you going to do?" Elder Fox didn't expect Sun Siming to know the delicious stuff he secretly put away.

And Sun Siming obviously knows not only under the cat's nest, but also in the dark cabinet on the wall, buried in the ground, and even in the cracks of the ceiling above his head, such as spicy sticks of fat house water, instant noodles and self-heating small hot pot, all of which are covered by him. Throw it out and pile it up into a hillside.

"This is mine." Elder Fox hugged them all in a hurry, "Mine!"

For the sake of convenience, Sun Siming turned into a handsome man. He picked up Elder Fox and threw it aside to make a sack, and put all the snacks in it. "All these will be confiscated until you recover."

Elder Fox quit, "Sun Siming, why did you confiscate my things?"

Sun Siming said coldly, "I will save you."

"I don't think I'm allowed to live!!" Elder Fox was so angry that his fur exploded. He had never been so angry before. He rushed over, trying to save the snacks that he had secretly hidden.

"In the future, I will send you three meals." Sun Siming put one hand on its forehead to prevent it from approaching, "Now you don't even have an inner alchemy, just like an ordinary fox! I can't watch you court death."

"Damn it, it's absolutely impossible to take my food." Elder Fox yelled angrily, but now it is difficult to change into a human being, and it is impossible not to get it back. It can only watch helplessly as the other party resists its sack Eat and leave.

"Ah, I'm so pissed off!" Elder Fox lay down on the ground and rolled, completely without the appearance of an elder of the Fox Clan, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

……

After eating vegetables and fruits for several days in a row, the elder fox, who was still specific about how much to eat, always felt that there was no hope for fox life.

"Elder, I'm here to bring you food." It was almost noon, and Li Kongkong came in with food in his mouth.

Elder Fox lay lazily on the cat litter, glanced at the basket containing two carrots that he hated the most, and shook his head weakly, "I won't eat it, you can take it away."

"Then what can I do?" Li Kongkong took out the carrot and put it near its mouth, "Elder, you should eat some, or your body won't be able to bear it."

Elder Fox turned his head to one side, and said weakly, "Kong Kong, do you know what the greatest pleasure in life is?"

Li Kongkong, who was brought up by the fox clan, said, "Mate?"

Elder Fox, "..."

Li Kongkong blinked, "Elder Fox, am I wrong?"

"No." The child was right. It was originally intended to educate children to regard reproduction as the greatest glory of the race, which meant that it was very successful. However, Elder Fox immediately lost the thought of talking, and looked at the two carrots, as if they were both it laughed.

Elder Fox thought with tears in his eyes, he couldn't stay in this place for a minute.

……

"Master, it's not good!" On the second day, while Sun Siming was studying how to restore Elder Fox's body in his cave, his apprentice Li Kongkong ran in and shouted.

Sun Siming frowned, "What's the point of yelling? Didn't my teacher tell you that medical students should not..."

"Master, wait a minute." Li Kongkong interrupted it with a wave of his paw, panting, "I'll tell you first, then you can educate me.

Sun Siming had no choice but to let it continue, "Then tell me, what happened?"

"Then I told you, don't be angry." Li Kongkong let it be prepared first, but he didn't want to be implicated.

Sun Siming glared at it, "Say."

Li Kongkong said, "Elder it, elder it left home..."

"What?" Sun Siming thought he heard it wrong.

"Hey, this is the leaving home book written by the elder." Li Kongkong hurriedly took out the leaving home book that the elder put in the cat litter when he was delivering the meal just now.

Runaway book?When did that guy know how to write?

Sun Siming took a look and saw a fox holding a sack and another fox carrying a bundle running back to back. He couldn't understand what it meant, "What is this?"

Li Kongkong went over to take a look, and explained, "Oh, it means, Sun Siming, you confiscated my food. I have to leave home for a while, and the Fox Clan will be handed over to you."

Sun Siming looked up at it, "..."

Li Kongkong shrank his neck, a little scared, "Master, this is what the elder said, not me."

Sun Siming crushed the note expressionlessly, gritted his teeth and shouted, "Su Liangji!"

At this time, Elder Fox, who had slipped to the foot of the Eight Elements Mountain, stretched out his short arms, took a breath of fresh air to wipe away the haze on his face, "It's delicious, here I come!"

The author has something to say: After thinking about it, I also want to open the Qinglong chapter, so I opened it (≧▽≦)

Let’s push the pre-acquisition of Chongzi’s next book: Fantasia Unlimited Stream "Infinite Horror"

(≧▽≦) This is not just an ordinary infinite stream with horror, but also with ABO settings. I will try my best to write it sweetly and fragrantly, so don’t you beauties give me a favorite~

Copywriting: Everyone in M ​​Yunxing knows that Li En is the most beautiful omega, he is so noble and elegant in military uniform, every time he appears, he can drive all alphas crazy.

But for those who are so cold and have a little evil thoughts towards him, he made them pay a heavy price, so no one dared to approach him.

Until one day, Andre didn't believe in this evil, and discovered his secret (Begonia text? No!), and he became even more fascinated by it ever since.

The First World: Mercury (Zombie) (Only Catches Beauties)

The Second World: Jupiter (Evil Vine) (only tear off the beauty's clothes)

The Third World: Venus (Robot) (Only focus on beauties)

The Fourth World: Mars (primitive tribe) (only captures beauties as brides)

The Fifth World: Saturn (...) (Only catching beauties to sleep)

感谢在2021-05-0423:14:55~2021-05-0517:26:32期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Xuanyuan Yumo;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!