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Little K was amused, the two of them were not talking on the same channel at all, Chongjing and the host were purely playing the piano to a cow, talking to a chicken and a duck.

"It's up to you." Chongjing couldn't talk to him, and turned his head and said.

"Okay." Li Si looked at him and nodded, "Then you wait for me."

After he finished speaking, he got up and left Zhifan Hall, and walked towards Fanyan Hall.

Chong Jing watched his leaving back, the expression on his face gradually changed from the calmness just now to bewilderment, he pinched the corner of his clothes with his hands, his fingers were like onion roots.After being quiet for a while, he returned to his original expression.

"Do you have lotus seeds here?" Li Si walked to the food storage area of ​​Fanyan Hall, and stopped a demon slave who was peeling corn leaves.

"Yes... yes." The little maid raised her head in panic, put down the things in her hands in a hurry, stood up and bowed her waist, and said in a low voice: "I'll go get it with the fairy."

"Thank you." Li Si took a full view of her tense expression, smiled at her gently, and said.

Who would have thought that the little servant girl ran even faster after hearing this sentence, she walked out of the food storage place with her head down, and turned into the other side hall.

Li Si sighed softly, thinking that he was born like a tree, but in this situation he seemed extremely vicious.

"Boom-"

A dull but penetrating drum sound came from the cloud altar, shaking the treetops outside the hall trembling slightly.

The advanced conference has started again.

The little maid brought a handful of fresh lotus seeds, Li Si thanked him for accepting it, and went into the food room at the end of the corridor.

Half an hour later, the lotus seed porridge was almost ready, with a strong grain fragrance and the slight bitterness of the lotus seeds, it was really light and palatable.

Li Si put some porridge in a white jade bowl and put it aside, and then ate the rest of the porridge by himself.

I am usually confused and confused, but when I eat, I still feel that life is full of hope.

Chongjing's admiration value is already 43, and there is only 47 left before he can go to the next world. If he completes it quickly, he will be able to return to the real world and retrieve the extracted memory, so he will not be confused.

Li Si thought for a while, quickly finished the lotus seed porridge in his hand, reached out and touched the edge of the white jade bowl, the temperature was almost there, and it was time to send it to the cloud altar.

On the way to the altar of clouds, Li Si saw the little maid from Chenyu Palace——Biyun.

Seeing him, Biyun's face turned red up to the ears in an instant, she lowered her head and gave a slight salute.

Li Si thought for a while, and stopped her.

"Do you know where the story books are sold?"

"Storybook?" Biyun raised her head in a daze, her eyes were full of astonishment, this Yaoqing fairy also loves such mortal things?

"I don't know, there are very few people in this demon world who collect scripts." Biyun replied.

Li Si nodded slightly, and was about to retreat.

abruptly—

"I have it." Someone patted Li Si's shoulder, and a scent came up, Fei Mei brushed her long silver hair, leaned into Li Si's ear and said: "If you need it urgently, I will give it to you. "

Li Si said expressionlessly: "No need."

"You're welcome." Fei Mei is not a very shameless person, so she pretended not to hear it, took out two thick volumes of scriptures from her wide sleeves and stuffed them into Li Si's hands, and then threw a ball at him. Winking eyes, oiled the soles of the feet and slipped away.

Li Si will hold it in his hand, neither throw it nor accept it.Seeing Biyun's astonished eyes in front of him, he didn't look at the scripture book in his hand, just stuffed it in his sleeve, gave her a slight nod, and walked to the altar of clouds.

Leaving Biyun stunned in place, as if struck by lightning, I didn't expect Xianjun to be that kind of lover...

……

"Taste it." Li Si went to the eye of the altar, sat down next to the heavy scene, and handed him the white jade bowl he was holding on to, "It should not be cold yet."

Chongjing struggled in his heart for a few seconds, recalling the deliciousness of the chicken soup the day before yesterday, and finally compromised with the evil force of Li Si, pursed the corners of his lips, opened the white jade bowl lid, and slowly began to eat.

Li Si rested his chin on the side and watched him drink the porridge.

Chongjing frowned and raised his eyes, and asked, "What do you see me doing?"

"You look good." Li Si said without changing his face.Many demon cultivators in this demon world are not ugly, and there is no ugly one, but they are too stereotyped and have no characteristics.In other words, Mozun's appearance is better.

Chongjing was stunned for a moment, then glared at him after realizing it, and ignored him.

Suddenly, he felt Li Si's cold fingertips lightly touch his lips.

He froze and looked at Li Si.

Without saying a word, Li Si got up and got closer to him, wiped his fingers gently on his lips, hooked the corner of his mouth, and whispered next to his ear: "The porridge is on it."

Little K: [The textbook version is rubbed together! 】

Chongjing ate slowly, sipping sips. Li Si waited bored, remembered the two volumes of scriptures that Fei Mei handed him just now, and took them out of his sleeve.

Left and right, he was also looking for a storybook, and this was delivered to his door, so he didn't read it for nothing.

He slowly rolled out the reeled book, and squinted his eyes to read it.

Yes, and the cover.

The painting style of the two men is too abstract, and the brush strokes are rough, it is hard to see what they are doing, and they must be roughly fighting.

He shifted his gaze to look at the large characters on the top of the script, which should be the title of the book.

Seeing this, Li Si frowned, arranged some curly scripts more neatly, and took a closer look.

Looking at it horizontally and vertically, it is indeed those words-two or three things about the devil world.

He rolled his Adam's apple, sure enough, this right protector Fei Mei is really not a decent person.

The name of Pin, most of which is not a popular script, is probably Fei Mei's bedtime reading material, this protector is reluctant to give up.

He lowered his eyes and pulled out another book that was pressed under this book.

This time there is no cover, and the characters are Xiaozhuan, which is much more serious and simple.

The name is also quite satisfactory - my best friend.

There are two smaller words on the lower right: Documentary.

Only then was Li Si more satisfied, and spread out the book, the spine of the book was sewn very densely with silk thread, he turned over the thick paper, and read it carefully.

"Volume [-]: Meeting a Best Friend for the First Time.

When Gu Yu met Cheng Fu for the first time, he felt that the two had a deep affinity. If you say that Cheng Fu is known to everyone in the devil world, he is the No. 1 cold-blooded and ruthless.However, Gu Yu knew the true appearance of this best friend under the skin. "

The sun covered the entire altar of clouds, and it was warm on the body, which made people feel a little tired.

Chongjing's porridge had been finished, and he was sitting next to Li Si and staring at the competition below.

Li Si didn't like the writing style of the storybook in his hand very much, it was a bit solemn, he rubbed his eyebrows, he didn't finish the first volume, and turned to the second volume.

"Volume Two: Emotions in Darkness.

Gu Yu picked up the jade pendant in his hand, stuffed it into Cheng Fu's hand, said in a low voice, "You must keep this jade well, if I can come back from the devil refining cave safely, I will marry you." '

Cheng Fu looked at Gu Yu sadly, feeling desolate in his heart, how dangerous this devil refining lair is, this trip may be more or less ominous.I had to say in a stern voice: "I'm waiting for you. If you don't come back safely, I'll go down and look for you." '

Gu Yu was also saddened at this moment, he held Cheng Fu's hand tightly and said, "

Li Si quickly closed the book.

Looking at the title of the book, it is indeed "My Best Friend". How does this make my buddy a target?

What happened to this first volume?

[Hey, host, watch slowly, I haven't finished watching yet] Little K's voice rang in his mind.

Li frowned, and opened it again, this time directly to the third volume.

"Volume Three: A Perfect Match.

Gu Yu raised the Hebei wine in his hand, walked around Cheng Fu's arm and drank it down. He looked at the delicate beauty in front of him affectionately, and felt that there was a devilish energy flowing down his dantian. Then he took off his clothes and looked Looking into Chengfu's eyes, he stretched out his hand."

Li Si moved his fingers lightly, turning over the indescribable words of tigers and wolves on this page without expression.

Little K: [Wait, I haven't seen it yet! 】

Liz: "See no evil."

Maybe it was because his voice was a bit loud when he turned the page, Chong Jing turned his head and took a look.

"what is this?"

Liston paused, and unhurriedly clamped the page he was reading with his fingers, and showed the outer page of the storybook to Chongjing.

My dear friend, Chong Jing glanced at it, read the title of the book in his mind, and then turned his head away.

Li Si turned to the page that was clipped earlier, this is already the fifth volume.

"Volume Five: Family Fun.

Gu Yu bowed lightly, leaned on Cheng Fu's abdomen, and said with a smile: "Our child will call him Gu Liancheng, what do you think?" Cheng Fu blushed slightly and said, "I'll listen to you." 'Gu Yu held up Cheng Fu's hand tenderly, and kissed it. "

Reese: "???"

child?For a long time, is this best friend Cheng Fu a woman?

Also... Gu Liancheng is too perfunctory, isn't it?Is it your own?This child may have to regret reincarnation in the future, and has unreliable parents who only have eyes for each other.

Little K: [Damn it, I told you not to skip and watch, I didn't understand it, why do they both have babies? ? 】

Liz was silent.

He went straight to the finale.

"The final chapter: a family of three.

Gu Yu put his arms around Cheng Fu, pointed to himself, and said to Gu Liancheng, "This is your father," then pointed to Cheng Fu, and said, "This is your father, too." Gu Liancheng nodded seriously. "

Liz: "...?"

Little K: [Fuck? 】

Li Si blinked his eyes, calming down the surging emotions in his heart.Thinking of the word "documentary" on the outer page of the story book, pupils trembled.

The world is full of wonders, can men in the devil world have children?

Once you come, you will be at ease, Li Si's ability to accept is quite high, so let's live with it.

He thought of something and turned his head to look at Chongjing.

Chongjing noticed his gaze, and he didn't know why, "What's wrong?"

Liz: "Can you have children?"

Chongjing: "...you say it again?"

Li Si was silent, looking at Chongjing's speechless expression, he understood in his heart that it should be impossible to live.

"What are you looking at?" Chongjing's voice became colder, and he looked at the script in Li Si's hand.

Li Si raised his eyebrows lightly, raised the thick notebook in his hand, and said: "It records the process of two men from falling in love to being the father of their children together."

Chongjing suspiciously took the notebook in his hand and opened it.

There was an eerie silence in the small space between the two of them.

Chongjing raised his head and looked at Li Si, his eyes were complicated, as if he had a lot of emotions in it, he wanted to say something but didn't say anything.

Li Si's heart skipped a beat.

"These Cheng Fu and Gu Yu are the ancestors of my demon clan. They are in the same situation, until the two ancestors both fell, they never said ten words."

Chongjing's tone was a bit complicated.

"People in the mortal world are quite boring. They are just making up and dishonoring the reputation of their ancestors. What's the record?"

Li Si's eyelids twitched, but his face remained calm.

Oh, it turned out to be fanfiction.

Hold.

"Where do you come from?"

Li Si honestly pushed Fei Mei to take the blame: "The right protector gave it to me."

"You have a good friendship with him." Chongjing's voice seemed to be a little colder.

"Nothing." Li Si didn't change his face.

"Another one." Chongjing held out his hand to him.

Hearing this, Li Si moved his fingertips lightly, sighed helplessly in his heart, and stretched out his hand to pass the book "Two or Three Things About the Merry World" to Chongjing.

Chongjing looked down: "..."

Little K: [Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, help, host, your reputation is gone hahaha]

Since hardships and dangers are coming and there is no way to escape, let nature take its course.

Li Si raised his eyes to look at Chongjing, and said softly: "I haven't read this book."

Chongjing didn't speak a word, and there was a suspicion in his heart that was gradually amplified... I didn't expect Yaoqing's hobby to be really unique, to have a child?absurd.

The hobby is so unique, Chongjing thinks that last night Lisi went out to take a shower in the middle of the night, could it be...

Chongjing raised his eyes and looked at Li Si with a complicated expression.

"No." Li Si said blankly, "No."