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Little K muttered a few words in despair, turned off the viewing mode, and quietly waited for the host to wake up.

Why is the host like this? When it is busy, it is still worried about the host all the time, for fear that if he does not pay attention, the target will get one green hat after another. What is the host doing in the end? !

He actually has a sex life.

Feeling betrayed, little K burst into tears, and at the same time was a little relieved. He didn't expect the host to be enlightened in this world. He was no longer talking on paper, but knew that he had practiced it. Congratulations.

It inquired about the target Yao Linwei's admiration value for the host. When it left, it was 79, and now it is [-].

Yes, the Great Harmony of Life is really harmonious to the point.

The animal world does not lie to me.Little K sighed, looking at the soaring love value, he was worried again. Although the love value is high enough, it has not yet reached the value to leave the world.

Not far from ninety.

But time is running out...

How about letting them do it a few more times?After all, sex makes the heart beat faster, makes people secrete dopamine, and rounding it up is love.

That's right.

The "Handbook of Human Knowledge" in the system library explains it in this way.

Little K thought about it and then quickly expelled his own thoughts. It was not clean, and it was going to be brainwashed. It really shouldn't be reading the nineteen forbidden picture books in the human world. If you read too much, it will easily short-circuit.

It's just an ordinary and pitiful piece of data, it shouldn't be accepted.

Little K is thinking about it here, from the harmony of lions and leopards in the animal world to the 72 poses in the Nineteen Forbidden Picture Book, and to the scene he saw just now.

To finish, it's dirty.

When I returned from this mission, I took the initiative to apply for brainwashing, blaming humans.Humans are a cunning species, and their culture is full of pitfalls.

No. jk61 told it so, so don't blame it.

Before he finished thinking, Li Si woke up.Little K impatiently wanted to have a hot reunion with the host after a long absence, and talk about its miserable life during this period, but Li Si said something to it in his mind—"Wait a minute."

【what? ] K-style confusion.

"My hands are numb."

Li Si looked at the people beside him, Yao Linwei was fast asleep, with his head resting on his arm, long and curly eyelashes resting on the eyelids, casting a shadow under the eyelids.

There was a small cut on the lip, which was not treated well last night, and Li Si bit it.

So was the collarbone, and so was the neck, with red spots.

Li Si watched in silence for a while, then gently pulled up the thin air conditioner that had randomly covered the two of them, covering Yao Linwei and only showing his head.

[What are you doing, I don't watch it again] Little K is speechless.

"It's best not to look at it." Li Si chuckled and quietly withdrew his hand from the back of Yao Linwei's neck.

Li Si's arm had just been pulled out, and the palm of his hand was still pressed by Yao Linwei's head, but at this moment, the hairy head on the palm of his hand rubbed against his palm, the hair was soft and very comfortable.

The person didn't wake up, his eyes were closed and he was still rubbing around.

like a cat.

[Host, don't look at it, what the hell...Little K, I have something important to report, if I don't listen to you, it's over! 】Little K said very much.

K-type mentally and physically exhausted.

"Understood, right away." Li Si responded casually, stretched out his other hand to gently support the back of Yao Linwei's head, pulled out his numb palm, and then lightly placed Yao Linwei's head on the pillow.

A series of movements are very gentle.

Yao Linwei never woke up, but frowned lightly in his sleep.

Li Si got up and adjusted the bathrobe slowly, and was about to put on the belt, but his hand felt empty, and he looked down, tsk, it was torn by Yao Linwei.

The belt is gone.

Little K: […] Looking up at the sky.

"What's the matter?" Waiting for Li Si to finish everything that should be done in the morning, sitting on the chair in the study, and slowly said.

[I thought you didn't listen!Tch...] Little K dragged out the tone.

"Don't be yin and yang." Li Si drank the black tea, and the mellow taste of the tea lingered on the tip of his tongue, bringing a bit of unnoticeable bitterness.

But more sweet.

【Is it good to drink? 】Little K didn't talk about business, but asked a question.

It is not a day or two that it is greedy for human food.

How can the host drink black tea and still feel lazy and relaxed when drinking red wine?

Made it more hungry.

Hearing what it said, Li Si gently put down the porcelain white teacup in his hand, raised his eyebrows and said, "It's delicious, but it has a disadvantage."

[What shortcoming? 】Little K asked.

"Expensive, you can't afford it."

Li Si's voice was full of laughter, and he seemed to be in a good mood, and he was free to make jokes about Little K.

[This is my shortcoming, not tea's shortcoming] Little K almost cried.

It is really poor.

Going back to the main system, anyone can live a more carefree life than it, the bastard host just picks on its sad things.

[How expensive is it? 】Little K cried and said, wanting to see if he can have it if he saves more.

When Li Si heard what it said, it made its heart arouse again, he smiled and said: "Just this cup, you take it to your leader, and then report it back, it will be enough for that person to spend three years behind bars. "

Little K: [? ? ? 】

Lawyer's mouth, torn as well.

"Aren't you able to transform into a human form? You will have a human form in the future," Li Si said as he put one hand on his chin, tilted his head and hooked the corner of his lower lip, looked at the computer screen, and said in a low voice: "Come to me, I'll buy you a drink, the kind that won't go to jail."

Little K: […]

It automatically ignored Li Si's teasing of it, and all its attention was on what he said "it can transform into a human form".

【How do you know duck? ] K-style shock.

"Isn't that what you came here today to talk about?" Li Si lowered his eyes, his face was flat, "071 and 394 can do it, can't you?"

The ramblings and ramblings finally got to the point, 071...394.

Little K sighed. Sure enough, the host knew it well. It failed to divert its attention. Originally, it wanted to wait for the host to relax a little bit. Now it seems that it was worrying too much.

Little K is no match for Liz.

[I've been away for so many days, host, don't you miss me?Boo! 】Little K turns on the data coquettish mode.

"..." Li Si's Adam's apple rolled down, a little speechless, "Don't change the subject, talk about business."

"I'm not as free as you think."

Presidents are very busy.

[Have you seen...them? 】Little K asked a little nervously.

"Well," Li Si nodded and said, "Not long ago."

【What did they tell you? 】 Little K asked.

"Tell me to sense the bugs and help them eliminate them." Li Si made a short story with a flat tone.

[Ah... um, that's... can you sense it? ] If Little K had a human face, he would be "the most painful person in the world".

worry.

"What do you think?" Li Si asked instead without replying.

Little K: [? ] What exactly does this mean? ?

[Can you? 】It tentatively opened its mouth.

"En." Li Si nodded with downcast eyes.

【…】Little K was silent again, and after a while it continued: 【Host, this world won’t last long, anyway, I’ll do my best, you should be prepared】

"En." Li Si nodded again, his expression was hidden in the white light projected by the computer screen, and he couldn't see clearly.

Little K was about to say something, but Li Si raised his eyes and moved his eyes from the computer screen to the door of the study.

Little K followed his gaze and saw Yao Linwei.

Holding the door frame with one hand, Yao Linwei supported his waist with the other.

Liz raised his eyebrows lightly.

"So busy?" Yao Linwei's hair was a little disheveled, fluffy on his forehead. When he first woke up, his expression was a little dazed, and his face was slightly reddish.

"It's okay." Li Si said, stood up and walked towards him.

"Do you want me to hug you?" He bent slightly to look into Yao Linwei's eyes, level with him, and smiled.

"No, do I look that weak?" Yao Linwei withdrew his hand from the door frame, with hickeys on his wrists.

Li Si's gaze slowly moved down from Yao Linwei's face to the hands supporting his waist. After watching for a while, he turned his head and gave a short laugh with a dull voice. When he laughed, his Adam's apple rolled slightly. Lin Wei glanced at it.

"At least it doesn't look good right now." Li Si turned his head after laughing and said something.

Yao Linwei: "..."

"Blessed by whom?" Yao Linwei withdrew his hand holding his waist, endured the faint numbness from his waist, and smiled softly with his arms folded: "Nightclubs are not very good at pity and tenderness."

As he spoke, he pulled back the collar, revealing a small part of the collarbone with red marks on it, and then pulled the collar back very quickly.

"It's a dog." He smiled, his tone was still gentle, if he didn't listen to what he said, those who didn't know would think he was flirting.

Small K: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Ah, slip away, this is not where it should be.

Liz: "..."

This person is called Xiaoniaoyiren when he is asleep, and he is an angry bird when he wakes up.

Seeing that Li Si didn't speak, Yao Linwei laughed: "Aren't you a dog? After bullying people and bullying people, I woke up in the morning and disappeared. It's very ruthless."

"Sure enough, if there are too many people sleeping, you will become a veteran, and you are used to it, right?"

Liz: "..."

Damn, who did he sleep with?

"Are you really sleeping with too many people?" Seeing Li Si still not answering, Yao Linwei raised his eyebrows.

Li Si lowered his eyes, the skill - Overlord's Silence Breaker.

Skill - Gentleman's Gentle Start.

"What do you want to eat?" Li Si looked at him and said, "Preserved egg and lean meat porridge, I'll make it for you, no, you can learn."

One of the top ten events that moved the novel world: Mr. Ba washes his hands and makes soup.

"You have a really good memory. This is your favorite food." Yao Linwei smiled wryly, "Yao doesn't like this."

Liz: "..."

OK, what to do now.

What did he do wrong for not waking up with this master?

Yao Linwei moved his toes, turned around and left the study room, and said as he walked, "You can try the preserved egg and lean meat porridge. Can I have it in four or ten minutes?"

Li Si looked at his back and said, "Three to 10 minutes is enough."

"You are so fast." Yao Linwei paused on his toes, turned around and said with a smile.

"Speak well." Li Si raised his eyelids and looked at him.

"I'm talking about making porridge." Yao Linwei blinked.

"You'd better be." Li Si smiled.

Yao Linwei: "..."

Li Si glanced at him and went into the kitchen. Although he could cook, Murong Yeli couldn't, so he had to pretend to read the electronic menu.

Three 10 minutes is more than enough.

Yao Linwei sat at the dining table waiting for the preserved egg porridge.

Sitting in any position is wrong.

My waist hurts.

He looked more and more unhappy, and a little bit wronged.

As soon as he woke up in the morning, he couldn't see the figure of this person. Why did he do this all night, and it hurt everywhere, but this person slipped away so fast that he refused to accompany him.

It's early in the morning, what can I do?

Who are you chatting quietly with?and green tea.and Mr. Li.

Gee.

Li Si made the porridge with preserved egg and lean meat, and came out of the kitchen, put the porridge in a bowl, let it cool down a little before pushing it to Yao Linwei.

As soon as he pushed it over, before Yao Linwei took the bowl, Li Si took the porridge back with the edge of the bowl.

Yao Linwei: "..."

"What do you mean?" He looked at Li Si, raised his brows lightly, and said.

"Let's answer a question first." Li Si looked at him and smiled.

"what?"

Li Si raised his wrist and looked at his watch, and said with a smile, "Is it fast?"

"It's pretty fast," Yao Linwei was stunned for a moment, and looked at the time. It has not been three or ten minutes since Li Si entered the kitchen. He continued, "The porridge also smells delicious."

"Did I say porridge?" Li Si raised his eyebrows.

Yao Linwei froze for a moment, blushed suddenly, curled his fingers, and said softly: "Are you playing a hooligan?"

"Don't drink porridge, it seems that you are not hungry, you still have strength, do something else." Li Si said with a sideways look.

"What are you doing..." Yao Linwei's face was getting redder and redder, he didn't know what to think of, the tip of his ear was red enough to bleed, he turned his head and said in a low voice: "I'm talking nonsense, who told you not to accompany me."

Hurry up, he was tortured all night yesterday, it's useless to cry, it's useless to beg.

If you still come this morning, you don't need to lose your waist.

I really don't have the strength, I can't come, I can't stand it, he shouldn't talk nonsense, why is this person so wicked...

"You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately." Li Si smiled casually and pushed the bowl towards him.

Yao Linwei bit his lip, nodded, blushing.

He wanted to raise his hand to pick up the spoon, but he felt that his wrist had no strength, and the fabric on his wrist slid down along with the movement of his hand, revealing ambiguous red marks.

Damn it, he couldn't even hold a spoon, Yao Linwei's face was black and black.

It's all the fault of this person, tell him not to listen.

Li Si was looking at the message with his head down. On the phone was a message sent to him by 071.

The time is displayed as five o'clock this morning.

The content of the information is: have you sensed who it is?

He turned off his phone and looked up at Yao Linwei, taking a panoramic view of his predicament, raised his eyebrows and smiled very gentlemanly: "I'll feed you."

Yao Linwei was a little angry, mainly because he couldn't even drink porridge, and because Li Si didn't want to spend more time with him in the morning.

He put down the spoon, and said angrily: "It's late, late affection is worthless than grass."

Liz: "..."

Cao: That's great, I should be contemptuous again as a co-author.

The author has something to say: This world is coming to an end, tomorrow I will be a stepmother for a day, and the day after tomorrow I will be my real mother again. ● v ●

感谢在2020-05-3123:22:19~2020-06-0123:56:07期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Yingzhi 10 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!