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The uncle with thick eyebrows saw the tall and straight classmate Fake Cuihua standing silently at the door of the security room with his lips pursed. His eyebrows like two black caterpillars moved up and down, and he grinned and said, "Student, please register. You made two mistakes, do you know?"

Cuihua looked at Uncle Nongmei.

Uncle Nongmei said again: "First, forge a leave slip and add your name without authorization; second, pretend to be other classmates."

As he spoke, he raised two fingers one by one and shook them left and right. He seemed in a good mood, as if he was proud of himself for adding a shovelful of soil to the delinquent boy's way back.

He said again: "Am I right, classmate Chi Lian?"

As soon as his voice fell, the security guard in the previous security room widened his eyes and let out a strange exclamation-"...Oh!"

When Chi Lian heard his name at a glance, he was a little stunned, then lowered his head and bent his arms, and pressed the back of his neck with his bony hands, without looking at the two security guards.

A few seconds later, he glanced sideways at Li Si and saw Li Si standing beside him calmly, not surprised by his identity being exposed, he thought of something, lightly "tsk", and then put down the button. Holding the white arm on the back of the neck, he looked at the thick-browed uncle who was making a sound.

"Oh, where to register?" he said.

"Here, the names of the classes are clearly written." The security guard who had just sighed came back to his senses, took out an A4 paper with a form and some regulations printed on it, handed the paper to Chi Lian, and drew him a pen by the way , said.

Chi Lian didn't say much, took the pen, spread the piece of paper on the table in the security room, and began to bend down and write.

He had just written a few words, and the thick-browed uncle said again: "That classmate over there, come over and register."

Chi Lian stopped writing with her head down, raised her head and looked in the direction that Uncle Nongmei pointed, it was Li Si.

"What did he register? The leave slip was originally his, and I added my name to it." Chi Lian said.

"That won't work, you have to register, you are accomplices." The security guard who handed over the paper said, "There is no need to discuss this, so hurry up."

Chi Lian frowned, and was about to speak, but suddenly felt a force on her shoulders, neither light nor heavy, just right.

He turned his head to look, and at some time, Li Si had already come to his side, reached out his hand to hold his shoulder, and shook his head slightly to him, signaling him not to speak any more.

Chi Lian felt a little restless, stared at the two security guards, put aside Li Si's hand, lowered her head and continued to write her own, but did not speak again.

The two security guards may be because there are few people who make mistakes in No. [-] Middle School, so they can't find any fun. Now they are leaning on the table in the security room, watching the two students fill out the information, and chatting with each other sentence by sentence. .

"Chi Lian, you are very famous. I have seen you several times when you confess under the national flag."

Chi Lian raised her head and said seriously, "That's not called repentance, that's called the prodigal son's turning back."

"Fart, have you turned around?" The security guard was happy and excited, "This is what you call actively admitting mistakes but resolutely not correcting."

"I don't know why the grades are so good with such a sloppy study attitude, which is several points higher than that of my family, Zhou Hua." The thick-browed uncle shook his head "tsk tsk".

"The strong are lonely, and my study time is in the middle of the night." Chi Lian raised his eyebrows.

"You don't understand."

After he finished speaking, he handed the pen to Li Si who was leaning aside to watch him write. Li Si took the pen and made two strokes next to Chi Lian's name on the paper.

"Who are you going to impersonate?"

Next to his ear was Chi Lian's teasing and smiling voice, and Li Si's pen stopped suddenly. He took a closer look and found that he had written it on the paper, but he wrote the word "Li".

Liz: "..."

Get used to writing your own name.

He ignored Chi Lian's joke, crossed out the word "Li" expressionlessly, and wrote Yan He's name and Yan He's information.

Two minutes later, Chi Lian and Li Si handed over the paper filled in the information to the security uncle who was waiting early.

"These characters are well written." The uncle nodded and praised.

"Thank you." Chi Lian was also very polite.

"I'm not praising you," Uncle Security said angrily, "Don't do bad things in the future, and don't pretend to be Lao Wu's nephew, bad boy."

Chi Lian only raised an eyebrow, but didn't answer.

When he left the security room area, Li Si glanced up at the clock in the room, it was already past nine o'clock.

So Li Si weighed it carefully, and felt that he had suffered a loss. The loss was as follows: he was blinded by a leave slip, and he was charged with an unfounded crime. He wondered whether Qi Ming'er would stand under the national flag and take a confession letter to repent.

It's too late now.

He looked at Chi Lian's back with empty hands in front of him, his eyes were unclear.

This account is on your head first.

Chi Lian walked fast, was tall and had long legs, and was a scholar but didn't do what a scholar should do.Hanging around, he carried a backpack, which was mostly half empty, and the shape was so shrunken that it was impossible to see.

A mobile phone was inserted obliquely in his trouser pocket, and as he walked, it was about to slip out of the pocket.

"Hey."

Liz stopped him.

Chi Lian paused, her right hand was inserted in her trouser pocket at will, but now she pulled it out and nodded on the side of her leg, then turned her head and said, "I don't have a name?"

"Oh, classmate Cuihua," Li Si had an imperceptible narrow smile in his eyes, "You lost your things."

Chi Lian's face turned dark when he heard the four big characters "Cuihua classmate", but he couldn't refute it. After all, he was the one who said to people over and over again, "Call me Cuihua, it's okay."

It didn't take long before the slap rushed to hit him in the face.

Gee.

"What?" Chi Lian frowned, not very interested.

Thanks to the title of school grass, even if he frowns at this moment, it is "Xi Shi style anxiety".Black hair that is neither long nor short, good-looking eyebrows, straight nose bridge, light-colored lips, and peach blossom eyes that make people's hearts jump when you look at them.

This appearance condition is really good.

Li Si withdrew his gaze, lowered his eyes and stretched out his hand from behind, and then slowly opened it.

In the palm is a small doll, the eyes are comparable to almond stones, and there are two rows of curled false eyelashes glued on, the whole is Kazilan's big eyes that occupy half of the face area.

The hair is very eye-catching. Li Si has never seen this color number on other dolls. He probably counted it, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, and purple. The seven color numbers are all the same.

The doll is not big, and she wears a fluffy princess dress, girlish pink.There are also a pair of high heels on the feet, amethyst.The arm is bent, carrying a small silver pearl satchel.

She is a DJ girl with colorful long hair, sexy satchel and beautiful big eyes.

Chi Lian saw what was in Li Si's hands clearly, and her face became even darker.

"I don't know, it's not mine." He turned his head and refused to look at the DJ girl in Li Si's hands.

"Oh." Li Si nodded, turned the DJ girl in his hand, and saw a small piece of shiny cloth on the back of the pink princess dress, with some small characters embroidered with black silk thread.

Li Si read out the small words word by word: "Happy seventh birthday to Chi Xiaolian, I hope you will always be as beautiful as Princess Angela."

His voice paused, and then finished reading the remaining few words: "Princess Chi Xiaolian's knight——Chen Yue."

As soon as his words fell, before Chi Lian had time to say anything, Li Si nodded again: "Well, it's not yours, it's Chi Xiaolian's."

Chi Lian: "..."

Let's kill people.

Seeing a certain Princess Chi Xiaolian with a cold face and not speaking, Li Si laughed lowly, approached and handed Princess Anjina in his hand.

Look, the beautiful meeting of the two princesses.

"I didn't see it, but your preferences are quite unique, a little... non-mainstream?" Li Si laughed.

Chi Lian: "..." I'll kill you sooner or later.

Chi Lian really didn't want to pick it up, but whoever told his mother's doll to put his name on it wanted to show that it was something he dropped.

And the fucking Princess Chi Xiaolian, he was so embarrassed that he almost got stuck in the cracks of the ground, who knows where the hell it fell out of, most of it was stuffed in the backpack and forgot to pack, and he didn't like this kind of thing.

Chi Lian snorted coldly, and quickly stretched out his hand from Li Si's palm to say "tiger digs out the heart", crumpled Princess Angela into a ball and put it into the pocket of the school uniform.

Liz: "..."

What a rude princess.

Chi Lian took Princess Anjina away, touched her ears with a beautiful cold white finger, diverted her attention, and said, "I just registered, Lao He may come to you tomorrow, and then I will write a review or something."

"It's my fault," he pressed the tip of his tongue against his lips, "I'm sorry."

"It's okay." Li Si raised his eyebrows.

Adults don't care about writing a self-criticism for such a small matter, so ask classmate Li Xiu to write it for you.

The person is a professional ghostwriter, [-] characters and [-], and [-] characters can be discounted, and the price is clearly marked.

"No, we have to figure it out," Chi Lian frowned, as if he didn't want to have anything to do with Li Si, "I'll treat you to a meal as an apology." "Canteen?" Li Si asked .

"Who do you look down on?" Chi Lian was speechless.

"That's not what I meant." Li Si laughed, didn't you hear that Chi Xiaoba was kicked out by his family? Think about it for him, life may be stressful.

Looks pretty rich now.

"That's up to you, I don't care." Li Si said.

"Well," Chi Lian pursed her lips, "It's just this weekend."

"Just the two of us?" Li Si asked.

"What are you thinking?" Chi Lian glanced at him, "Why should I have dinner with you alone."

It was a strange atmosphere for two boys to eat alone, so he didn't want to accompany them.

"There are also Cuihua and Chengli," Chi Lian said, "Anyway, if I treat guests, they will all come to eat Bawang's meal, you're welcome."

"Okay." Li Si nodded, agreeing to the dinner invitation.

The two walked quickly. The meeting was delayed because of Princess Angela, but they arrived at the bottom of the teaching building within a few minutes.

As he was walking upstairs, Chi Lian called Li Si to stop.

"Give me a contact method, and I will contact you when the time comes."

Li Si turned his head and looked at Chi Lian, this person wanted a qualified school bully with such a cold and cold contact information.

He smiled: "No need, just call me in class."

Chi Lian didn't expect him to answer like this. Originally, saying this sentence by himself was enough to save his school bully's face, but this meeting was rejected...

He was in a strange mood.

"It's just a contact method. They are all classmates, aren't they?" Chi Lian said, but he gave himself a hard heart, didn't he just not give a number, it seemed that he was in a hurry to ask for it.

If Li Si gave it readily, he wouldn't be like this, but he didn't give it, he felt that his face had been brushed off.

He wanted to swallow it again after saying it.

Who knows, Li Si raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Well, we're all classmates, so it's okay to add a WeChat."

He took out his mobile phone while talking, looked down at the screen and said casually: "Do you scan me or I scan you?"

Chi Lian didn't let out the anger in his heart, and felt that something was wrong with a punch on the cotton.

He said coldly, "I'll sweep you."

Adding WeChat just went through the process very quickly. Li Si only briefly glanced at Chi Lian's WeChat avatar, and before he had time to look more, he was reminded: "Class is on, hurry up."

Li Si twitched the corner of his lower lip, didn't look at the phone anymore, put the phone into the pocket of the school uniform lightly with his wrist, went upstairs and entered the classroom through the back door.

……

Sitting in the classroom for a day passed quickly, and it was time for evening self-study in a blink of an eye.

Chi Lian disappeared from the first class of evening self-study, and sat in his seat in a regular manner from morning to afternoon. I don't know if he listened to the class or not. Anyway, Zhou Gong must be getting along well with him.

He slept for half a day during the whole day's class, and he didn't know what he was so busy with so tired.

There are a few empty tables between Chi Lian's position and Li Si's position, both of which are in the last row.

So Li Si only needed to turn his head to see Chi Lian's movements clearly, but he didn't do that. If there's anything interesting, it's better to learn.

Learning makes people forget food and sleep.

Lao He didn't come to the two of them until the evening self-study was over, indicating that the punishment was left until tomorrow.

Li Si went downstairs slowly, this time he didn't carry his backpack, it was useless anyway.He touched the remaining leave note with his fingers in his pocket, yes, he can sleep in for another day tomorrow.

After returning to Yan's house by car, Li Si did not wash up first, but leaned on the sofa and played with his mobile phone.

Chi Lian was added just now, and the meeting has been verified.

Chi Lian's wechat profile picture is a lower profile with a smooth and delicate jaw line, it should be him.

The WeChat nickname is very simple, called "Three Ye".

The personalized signature is very individual: don't ask for a brief introduction, I am very complicated, and I can't finish the introduction in one sentence.

Li Si clicked into his circle of friends, but there was nothing, and it showed that "friends only show the circle of friends of the last three days".

Nothing interesting, Li Si swiped the screen and exited the WeChat interface.

……

At 11:30 in the evening, Chi Lian was still at the barbecue stand outside the school, with a couple of drunk boys.

It's Cuihua and two other buddies from the same class.

"Five chiefs, six six!" Cuihua raised her head and drank a can of beer, hiccupped, and approached Chi Lian drunkenly, wanting to punch him.

"Six your mother." Chi Lian pushed him to the table, stood up and said, "I'll go back first, you guys remember to go home early." "Did you hear that, remember to go home when you're full." He bent down again and rushed Cuihua, who was belching on the table, repeated.

"Listen... I heard it. Brother Chi, don't worry, you go back first... Go, we know what to do!" Chen Tinghua replied intermittently.

Chi Lian didn't say any more, turned around and left the barbecue stall.

The night was originally very quiet, but there were cicadas singing one after another, which only added to the irritability.

Chi Lian took out his mobile phone from the pocket of his school uniform. He can't go back to his home recently, so he lives in Cuihua's house and Cheng Li's house, taking turns.

There was nothing interesting about the phone, so he clicked on WeChat casually, and saw the verification information of the person who added it in the morning.

Yan and...

Chi Lian moved her finger, clicked on the chat box, paused for a while, but didn't type a word.

Forget it, say hello, the school bully doesn't need to say hello.

He exited the chat box again, and was about to put the phone back into his pocket, when Lisi's words during the day suddenly sounded in his ears - "You are a bit unorthodox."

non-mainstream?

Chi Lian smiled, and then I will show you what is truly non-mainstream.

……

At twelve o'clock in the evening, Li Si was going to lie on the bed and try to fall asleep after washing.

Before going to bed, I touched my phone to unlock it and read it casually. I mainly wanted to read the news. After reading the news, I swiped to WeChat for some reason.

With this swipe, I saw something that needed to wash my eyes after reading it.

Chi Lian's wechat avatar changed to Princess Angela.

It was shot with palms in mind, and it perfectly captured the weirdness of Princess Angela, and all her beauty was lost.The angle is strange, the light is strange, and with that colorful hair, it looks like a horror doll.

Li Si didn't know what this Princess Chi Xiaolian meant, silently avoided the profile picture of Princess Angela, and clicked on Chi Lian's circle of friends.

At this point, I need to wash my eyes more.

The background of WeChat has become this style of painting: ◇The night is so deep~~ф I am full of thoughts about you↓, only Jiubei trips me, let me temporarily delete you from the Internet →, 切①,, miss you~◆ !Smecta~~↗

Liz:?

If you don't look carefully, you might think it's some unhealthy coquettish thing.

Dirty, dirty, his phone is dirty.

The eyes are also dirty.

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Well, Chi Xiaolian is not right at night.

感谢在2020-06-0920:53:59~2020-06-1201:51:10期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 3 bottles of Xiuyan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!