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Li Si just got this alternative and excellent physics test paper and hadn't read it for a few minutes before someone knocked on the desk.

He looked up and saw Fu Ran with short hair and black-rimmed glasses.

Fu Ran cleared his throat, stretched out his hand to grab his throat in an unladylike way, then pushed the black-rimmed glasses that were sliding down the bridge of his nose, and said word by word: "To be honest, I didn't expect you to be so bold. "

Li Si raised his eyebrows and said nothing.

"When I went to the office to get the test paper, Miss Ming was grading your test paper," Fu Ran said, "It's no exaggeration to say that you made her crow's feet so angry."

While talking, Fu Ran pulled the corners of his eyes a few times, trying to cosplay Miss Ming who had crow's feet when she was angry.

Liz: "..."

"So Miss Ming asked me to send you a message, don't leave after school, see you in the office!"

Li Si sighed and said, "Understood."

Miss Ming is the physics teacher of their class. Her full name is Ming Ningxia. She has just passed the [-]th mark this year, but she refuses to admit it. The personal information certification in the class is only [-] years old.I love milk tea and pink suits, and I am at the forefront of fashion.

It is said that she worked hard for the college entrance examination, neglected to dress up, and got a sloppy image of a girl with steel teeth and glasses, so she vowed to make up for it in the future when she is idle.

He is quite gentle, but Li Si felt that Miss Ming would not let him go gently this time.

The fault must be placed on Chi Lian, he figured it out, this is the second time.

Please take a leave of absence to calculate the incident once, and then slowly settle the account later.

Today's Friday class is almost done, and I can go home after a few more evening self-study sessions.

As soon as the bell rang for the end of the last evening self-study get out of class, all the students in the classroom who had been as quiet as a chicken for a second stood up suddenly, each carrying their schoolbags that had been packed and embarked on the journey home.

Li Si was too slow. He packed up his pens, then his books, and then sorted out his notes. Finally, he set up the chairs and walked out of the classroom slowly.

He didn't want to go to the office to find Miss Ming, an angry woman was difficult to deal with.

Generally speaking, you will first ask him why he didn’t finish his homework, then he will ask why he handed in the work before he finished it, and then he will ask why he draws a kawaii Q-version character, and finally, at the end, he will educate him earnestly: Don't lose Jingzhou carelessly, guard against arrogance and impetuosity.

Li Si has already finished a big drama in his head, and once the drama is over, the threshold of the office has also arrived.

He stepped across the threshold and approached the woman in the pink business suit.

"Come?" Ming Ningxia squinted at Li Si, and smoothly turned the pink pen in her hand twice. She changed her posture of crossing her legs, and said, "Do you know why I came to you?"

Liz nodded.

"As long as you know it, first of all, I want to ask you, why didn't you finish your homework?"

Li Si snapped his fingers silently in his heart, the first question was in line with his guess, and he successfully closed the track.

"I was too tired yesterday. I fell asleep while writing. I will make it up today. I'm sorry, Teacher Ming."

Li Si's tone was gentle, and Ming Ningxia's ugly face eased a bit with his successful attitude of admitting his mistakes.

"You still need to rest more, and you have to do both review and sleep." Ming Ningxia nodded, accepted his apology, and continued, "Then why did you hand it in before you finished it? God knows, I turned over and saw it after I finished it." The most important thing is how irritating the white flowers are, just a quick-acting heart-saving pill, don't bully the teacher, don't you think so, Yan He?"

Sure enough, I was walking step by step.

Li Si smiled apologetically: "I handed in too much homework today, so I mixed it up."

Ming Ningxia sighed, and didn't pursue this question any further. She stared at Li Si for two seconds, and then said in a vague way: "Then... why did Yan and you draw Snow White?"

Li Si's eyelids twitched when he heard this, how could it be Snow White, the social princess Angela is far behind the pure and pure little Snow White...

"It wasn't drawn by me, it was drawn by my cat."

"...Do you think I will believe it?" Ming Ningxia said.

Liz blinked at her.

"Your cat has an IQ of [-]? Can it draw with a brush?" Ming Ningxia laughed as he spoke.

"Just kidding," Li Si said lightly, "actually, it was drawn by my younger brother. He just entered the first grade of elementary school. He likes Snow White recently, and he used my paper as his drawing book."

As far as the matter is concerned, Chi Lian is a primary school student.

What you do is not like a school bully, childish.

"All right, all right," Ming Ningxia waved his hand, not sure if he believed it or not.

In the end, she told Li Si, "Treasure your study days, the time will never come back!" She let Li Si go, and told him to go back early to catch up on sleep, so that he would not be sleepy and turn in the test papers indiscriminately.

……

Li Si went out of the school gate, stepped on the orange light, lowered his head, and walked slowly like taking a walk.

Outside the school gate, there are still many students buying skewers, pancakes, cold skins, and wontons...

When it was over, Li Si raised his head, wanting to eat a bit.

He fumbled in his pocket, forgot his cell phone and had no cash on him.

Forget it, just take a look and stop eating.

"Hey."

Someone patted him on the shoulder.

Liston nodded, and he recognized who the owner of the voice was. He slightly tilted his head and said, "Haven't you come home yet?"

Chi Lian withdrew her hand from his shoulder, raised her eyebrows and said, "Wait for Chen Cuihua, he is buying skewers."

"Where?" Liz asked.

"There—" Chi Lian stretched out his hand and pointed to him.

Sure enough, at the end point pointed by the fingertips, Chen Cuihua could be seen with a few friends, holding a hot dog in one hand and pancakes in the other, chewing red bean cakes, and standing in front of the skewer shop waiting for the duck legs.

"Aren't you going to eat?" Li Si glanced at him.

"Don't eat." Chi Lian replied.

Li Si didn't speak, and the two were silent for a moment, then Chi Lian finally seemed unable to hold back and said, "Aren't you going to ask about this afternoon?"

"What's the matter this afternoon?" Li Si pretended to be confused with understanding.

"Just... about the physics papers." Chi Lian said in a low voice.

"Oh," Li Si nodded, "You mean my perfect score in the physics test this afternoon?"

Chi Lian: "..."

What the hell are you talking about!

"No!" He rolled his eyes angrily, "Who cares if you get full marks, I'm not."

"I asked about yesterday's homework, and I handed it in for you."

"Oh, thank you." Li Si said it sincerely, as if he was really thanking Chi Lian for helping him hand in his homework.

"Thank you ghost," Chi Lian said speechlessly, "You're a monkey, you're scolding me in your heart now, Ming Ningxia criticized you, right?"

"Ah... You saw it." Li Si said with some regret.

"What?" Chi Lian froze for a moment.

"Found me running a monkey."

"……Hold."

Chi Lian was very angry. She wanted to admit Li Si's mistake by bowing her head, but now the words she had planned in her mind had long been forgotten.

"Okay, it's nothing, I didn't take it seriously." Seeing that the person was almost amused, Li Si smiled softly.

Chi Lian pursed her lips.

"Teacher Ming didn't say anything about me," Li Si said, looking into Chi Lian's eyes, "I just found out today that the school bully will apologize?"

"There are so many things you don't know." Chi Lian snorted coldly, the warm orange light cast by the surrounding street lamps filled her peach blossom eyes, and the whole person seemed to be a little gentle under the warm light.

"Anyway... I'm sorry." Chi Lian turned his head away, his voice was almost inaudible, and he touched the back of his neck, seeming a little embarrassed.

Originally, he was tricked by Li Si's tricky words, but he didn't recover, so he made a trick.Now that the night is here and the mood should be in place, he wondered if he should apologize to Li Si or something, so he waited outside the school gate for a long time.

"I'm not angry, but if you insist on making it up to me, I can accept it." Li Si twitched his lips.

"How to compensate?" Chi Lian narrowed his eyes and asked.

Li Si: "Do you think it's better to eat pancakes or skewers at night?"

Chi Lian: "..." Why can the topic jump so fast.

Li Si: "I think it's a skewer, what do you think?"

Chi Lian: "... up to you."

"How about pancakes." Li Si shook his head again, "Eating too many skewers will cause diarrhea."

"Could you fucking be quicker!" Chi Lian stretched out his finger and flicked the back of Li Si's hand.

"It's better to grill the skewers." Li Si touched the back of his hand, which seemed to hurt a little.

"Ten skewers, how about you make it up to me?" He looked at Chi Lian and said.

"That's it?" Chi Lian was really stunned for a moment, he thought Li Si would propose some inhuman way of compensation.

For example, similar to Chen Cuihua's bad move of "requiring the top to talk about 'I'm a stupid pig' and not being allowed to change for three days".

"Can you finish ten skewers?" He didn't think about the inhumanity of the Lisi people, and then asked.

"Didn't you eat it yet?" Li Si smiled, "I'll give you five skewers."

"I won't eat." Chi Lian frowned.

"It's a pity. Today, Teacher Ming taught me to be mindful in my studies, but even this can't erase my love for physics." Li Si said it quite empathetically, but seemed to hide a little bit of grievance schemingly.

Chi Lian: "..."

He now has ptsd whenever he hears the word physics. After all, he is to blame for this matter.

So classmate Chi had no choice but to admit it: "It's fine, fine, I'll just eat."

"No, you don't like food." Li Si laughed.

Chi Lian stared at him and said viciously: "I, love, eat, do you care?!"

This man's words were squeezed out word by word from his throat, it seemed that he was really angry, Li Si thought so.

Chi Lian glared at him again, curled her lips and walked towards the skewer shop occupied by Chen Cuihua and her brothers.

"Hey, Brother Chi, why are you here? Don't you want to eat skewers?" Chen Cuihua tilted her head and rubbed Chi Lian's hand on his shoulder, and said vaguely with a big mouthful of grilled eggplant in her mouth.

"Eat, I'll add two duck legs for you!"

After he finished speaking, he shouted angrily at the boss: "Uncle Li, two more duck legs!"

"Okay!" Uncle Li, the owner of the kebab shop wearing an apron, also responded angrily, and quickly took out two fresh duck legs from under the grill and put them on the red-hot grill.By the way, he also passed the two bunches of Flammulina velutipes that had passed the test to Chen Cuihua.

Chen Cuihua was still chewing on the grilled eggplant tirelessly, but her hands were unceremonious, and she took the two bunches of Flammulina velutipes under her command.

"Well... add ten more skewers." Chi Lian stood in front of the skewer shop and said, the two buddies next to him would stagger after drinking a little wine, and kept bumping into him, Chi Lian frowned and looked at Chen Cuihua's. Moved a little.

"Add what? Little handsome guy." Uncle Li raised his head and asked, the deep forehead lines on his forehead glowed with the light of the red-hot grill.

"Whatever..." Before Chi Lian finished his words, he was interrupted.

"Two skewers of potatoes, two skewers of lotus root slices, two grilled eggplants, two more skewers of gluten, and two skewers of squid."

Chi Lian turned her head, and it was Li Si who spoke.

"Okay, it's exactly ten strings, all guests, wait a moment!" Uncle Li lowered his head and started to work again.

Li Si came over at some point, and after placing the order, he stood on the right side of Chi Lian and the left side of those people, as if separating him from the drunken mad people next to him.

Chi Lian subtly felt that she seemed to be right...

He frowned, pulled Li Si's arm, and dragged the person towards him: "Stay away from them, they are going crazy with alcohol."

Chen Cuihua was stupefied when he heard this sentence, he tilted his head and yelled at the drunken brothers over there: "Hey, brothers, hurry back, let's gather here today! Drink less wine , look at the road!"

Those few drank too much wine and walked in a crooked manner, not sure if they heard Chen Cuihua's advice.

At last, the kebab shop was quiet, except for Chen Cuihua's endless chewing sound.

Chi Lian and Li Si stood side by side, neither of them spoke. He glanced at Li Si quietly, and saw that this man was concentrating on watching Uncle Li brushing the hot sauce.

Gee.

Chi Lian turned her head back.

The night in August is quite different from the day in August, with wind and cold wind.

Much cooler.

The wind blows over the barbecue shop in bursts, and the aroma of various meat and vegetables is mixed together, which makes people's appetite ready to move.

Li Si was fine just now, but now he really feels a little hungry.

The grilled eggplant is ready, the potato slices are being brushed with sauce, and the squid is oozing juice...

Do you want to ask the boss to add more spice?

Just as he was thinking, his thoughts were interrupted by a cough.

It wasn't a sound, it seemed that it couldn't stop.

He turned his head to look at Chi Lian, who stood far away and covered his mouth and coughed, and frowned, "Have a cold?"

Chi Lian bowed her waist and coughed a bit uncomfortable, but she still took the time to answer Li Si's question: "A few days ago, I was sleeping at Chen Cuihua's house and got a little cold. It's nothing serious. The cold wind blows and I feel a little uncomfortable."

Liz lowered his eyes.

"Is it serious?" He raised his eyes and asked.

It's really that Chi Lian coughed so frighteningly that he couldn't stop at all, his face and neck were red from coughing.

"Fortunately, I have a fever, some respiratory infection, nothing wrong." Chi Lian answered indifferently, and coughed violently as soon as he finished speaking.

"Have you taken your medicine?" Li Si asked.

Chi Lian raised her head, frowned and said, "Why do you care so much?"

He suddenly touched Li Si's eyes with some coldness, he stopped what he wanted to say, then turned his head and whispered: "Eat."

He didn't know why he had to answer obediently, he was a school bully.

Hold.

"Did you drink today?" Li Si then asked.

Chi Lian pinched his Adam's apple, coughing a little itchy there, he looked at Li Si inexplicably: "Drink a little, what's wrong?"

Chen Cuihua's buddies celebrated their birthday, and they drank a lot of wine for several nights, but Chi Lian still drank a little.

Li Si looked at him from a distance across the crowd walking on the road, with a lukewarm tone.

"Pair wine with cephalosporins. On the way to the underworld, you will find a shortcut for yourself."

Chi Lian: "..."

The author has something to say: ah...it's always so late to finish coding.

Li Dangdang went online, cephalosporins paired with wine, and the underworld held hands.