Slag Shou is fascinated by me after wearing abusive articles

Although this is not the only person who thinks he is below, I don't know why Chi Lian feels a little guilty when he sees this reply.

Guilty for no reason.

He stared at this sentence for a while, then clicked into the homepage of "L" and took a look.It was clean, nothing special.

Simple, it seems that you don't visit the post bar often.

Could it be Yan He?

As soon as this idea came to his mind, Chi Lian felt as if he was hit by an electric current, his back and spine were numb, and he was a little indescribably terrified.

He longed for Li Si to know his hidden intentions, but was also afraid of being known by him.

Loving someone is fucking exhausting.

Chi Lian locked the screen, and his mood of wanting to reply was completely wiped out by the electric current.

"call--"

He lowered his head, bent his elbows, pressed the back of his head with his palms, and exhaled slowly.

Anyway, it relieved the tension in my heart.

Speaking of which, this was his first date.

And the same sex!

He thinks he's a little agitated now.

Chi Lian stood at the door without moving. He subconsciously wanted to press his knuckles, but when he tried hard but didn't hear the sound, he realized that he had already pressed them.When he just went out, he pressed his knuckles together.

This is what he does when he's nervous.

I don't know what Yan He is doing.Have you finished washing?Maybe already out?Where will it take him?Should he call now?Also, is he going to confess his love today...

"Damn it." Chi Lian rubbed his face hard.

"Student Chi, believe in yourself, you are strong, don't lose before you start!"

Chi Lian cheered on himself.

"Om-"

Before he had time to take two more breaths, Chi Lian's thoughts were interrupted by the sudden vibration of the mobile phone in his hand.

He looked down.

Damn it, it's Yan He calling!

Chi Lian's mind twitched suddenly, like a hungry man who hadn't opened the pot for half a year. When he saw the phone call, it was like seeing pork. He was so excited that he almost bit his tongue.

With excitement, he connected the phone with slightly trembling hands.

"Hey?"

Only the sound of his breathing could be heard around him, one after another, a little quick, and a little deliberately suppressed.

"Have you gone out yet?"

It was Li Si's voice, as usual, flat and indifferent, but it made Chi Lian's heart tense.

"Just went out, what's the matter?" Chi Lian touched his Adam's apple to hide, suppressed the feeling in his heart, and replied nonchalantly.

"I'm downstairs, how many minutes will it take you to go downstairs?" Li Si asked on the other end of the phone, "Do you want me to come up to pick you up?"

"No, I... soon, one minute, I'll be down in one minute!" Chi Lian coughed and stumbled a little, "Come up and sit...will it work?"

After all, the time for the two of them, which was so hard to come by, cannot be wasted here.

"Okay, then I'll wait for you." Li Si smiled.

His soft and low laughter came from the receiver, and Chi Lian's ears were warmed up, so he quickly put the phone into his pocket, pressed it firmly, and then took a picture.

He is really not good at overcoming seduction.

Yan He just smiled and his face was red and hot, if it really happens in the future, can it be done?

Chi Lian raised her head, the road ahead is long...

Chen Cuihua's house is on the seventeenth floor. It was morning, and there were a lot of people squeezing the elevator.

Standing in the elevator, Chi Lian saw the slowly closing elevator door in front of him. He simply closed his eyes and turned on the "Diamond Sutra" mode of intracranial circulation.

Three minutes later, he met Li Si downstairs in the community.

At the beginning of September, the weather was not so hot. Li Si wore a very casual dark gray T-shirt, plus a pair of loose sweatpants, and nothing else. He stood lazily downstairs playing with his mobile phone. Seeing Chi Lian After leaving the gate of the building, he slowly raised his head and hooked the corner of his lower lip.

Chi Lian's mood, which was finally calmed down by the "Diamond Sutra", showed signs of agitation again. He took a deep breath and walked towards Li Si.

"Don't bring anything?" Chi Lian asked.

"No need." Li Si shook his head.

Chi Lian nodded, "Oh...then where are we going? What are we going to do?"

Li Si glanced at him with a smile: "Big health care."

"Ah?" Chi Lian opened his mouth in disbelief, his expression dazed.

"You're kidding, let's go." Li Si turned his head and laughed, raised his hand and rubbed the back of Chi Lian's head, and said.

Chi Lian: "..."

After leaving the gate of the community, a car that had been reserved by Li Si was waiting outside the community. The two got into the car and sat in the back row, not too far apart, but for some reason, both of them were silent in tacit understanding.

Chi Lian prepared a series of topics that lingered on his lips, but in the end he couldn't utter a single syllable.

After all, he was defeated, and resigned to his fate, he took out his mobile phone and swiped idly. He was in Cao Ying and his heart was on Han. He turned around and continued to idly swipe and pull the phone.

Finally, his fingertips rested on the post bar, he thought for two seconds, and tapped open.

That post has already built a tall building, and hundreds of replies have been added in a short period of time.

Chi Lian took a quick scan, and there were nothing more than enthusiastic netizens who wanted to help him get out of the order.

[Floor 627] Tie Ma Jinge: The landlord quickly came out and reported the battle situation! !

[Floor 628] Jiaojiao: The minister seconded the proposal!If I don't squat today, I will stay in this post and never leave.

[Floor 629] 0909: Thank you for the invitation, I am the trumpet of the landlord, and I am already in bed with my buddies.

[Floor 630] Depressed feelings:? ? ?

[Floor 631] Yaoji: I don't believe it unless you let me see it.Funny.jpg

[Floor 632] koo*: I am from the countryside. It is the first time I come to the city, the first time I use a mobile phone, and I am illiterate. Can you let me watch the video?

［第633楼］h：卧槽哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死了，我也想看现场直播！

Chi Lian: "..."

Just... quite speechless.

[Floor 634] Sanye: Don't rush, we're on our way to a date.

[Floor 635] Obviously you still love me: Shocked!The landlord has risen from the coffin!

[Floor 636] h: Welcome to the host!Funny.jpg

[Floor 637] Hatano Yuki: The host is gkd!I want to see you guys love each other, I'm so hungry!

"What are you looking at?" Li Si asked casually, resting his fingers on his chin without tilting his head.

Chi Lian shook his hand as he was about to reply, and pressed the power button reflexively. Looking at the screen that suddenly went black, he said indifferently: "It's nothing, I just watched the news."

You can't say how he tricked you into learning scriptures, right?

"Oh." Li Si nodded, not knowing what he was thinking.Chi Lian always felt that there was a faint smile in Li Si's eyes, which made him panic.

The car has been driving for about 10 minutes, but it seems that it is still far away from the destination, and it is driving at a moderate speed.

Chi Lian calmed down for a few seconds, and clicked on the post bar again. In a short period of time, many people replied. He paid a little attention, but there was no reply from the user named "L".

He was inexplicably relieved, but he didn't understand why.

"Om-"

The phone vibrated suddenly, Chi Lian lowered his eyes and saw that it was Chen Cuihua calling.

It seems that he was sober and didn't see Chi Lian.

Chi Lian moved his fingers and was about to hang up. He didn't want to listen to Chen Cuihua's nagging.

"Why didn't you answer?" Li Si looked at him.

"I..." Chi Lian blinked, trying to explain something, but in the end what he said was - "If you don't say it, you won't answer."

He pressed the connect button expressionlessly.

"What's the matter?" Chi Lian frowned and asked.

"Where did you go, Brother Chi?!" Chen Cuihua yelled loudly on the other end of the phone, "When I woke up, I didn't see you, so big Brother Chi disappeared!"

Chi Lian: "...shut up."

"Hey, seriously, where have you been, Brother Chi? Why didn't you take me with you?" Chen Cuihua said.

Chi Lian was about to say "you are everywhere", but when the words came to his lips, he copied and pasted the words "big health care" that Li Si had just said.

Li Si raised his eyes and looked at him from the phone screen when he heard the voice, and the smile in his eyes grew stronger.

"I'll go! If you have such a good thing, you must call me, Mr. Chen, I won't fail!" Chen Cuihua's voice became a little higher.

Chi Lian: "..."

Don't try to drive with Chen Cuihua, because he can drive a spaceship himself.

"No, brother Chi, don't make circles with me, where have you been?" Chen Cuihua's tone was a little more serious.

"Stop fighting with people."

"No." Chi Lian said.

"I don't believe it." Chen Cuihua said firmly, shaking his head seemed to be heard through the receiver.

"Believe it or not, hang up." Chi Lian said angrily.

"Hey, hey, don't hang up!" Chen Cuihua hurriedly stopped, and then said again: "Brother Chi, is it not convenient for you to say it now, so let's say it on WeChat?"

"How do you know?" Chi Lian raised his eyebrows.

"Cut! Who am I? Did you answer your old man's call? This is the first time. It's strange! Was someone forcing you to answer?" Chen Cuihua snorted.

Chi Lian didn't listen to his rambling anymore, and hung up the phone rudely.As soon as I clicked to hang up, a message from Chen Cuihua arrived on WeChat.

—Surnamed Chen, single name with a single word: Brother Chi, can you say it now?

Chi Lian did not change Chen Cuihua's remarks for him, because every one of his online names can tell who is under the skin.

What a fool.

— Sanye: What do you want to hear?

—Surnamed Chen, single name with a single word: I want to hear something exciting, Brother Chi, have you gone to pick up girls?

—Three Ye: Stupid.

—Surnamed Chen, single name with a single word: No, Brother Chi, why are you swearing at me?But after thinking about it, I know it's impossible. Brother Chi, you wouldn't even pick up girls if you were dating Oreos.

—Sanya: ...Are you owed pumping?

—Surnamed Chen, single name with a single word: Say it, say it, or I will come too, take me with you.

—San Ye: No belt.

— Surnamed Chen, single name with a single word: why?

The windows of the car were closed, and the air conditioner was turned on in the car, but it wasn't stuffy, it was a bit chilly.The cold air climbed up the arms silently and entangled between the fingers, causing a numbness in the spine of the tail.

Chi Lian glanced at Li Si, which lasted for three or four seconds, until Li Si also looked up at him, then he withdrew his gaze and put it back on the phone screen.

— Sanye: I'm chasing someone, why did I bring you here?

He didn't intend to hide from Chen Cuihua about liking Yanhe, he would know about it eventually, and as Chen Cuihua was his best buddy, he didn't want to ignore him either.Whether it works or not.

—Surnamed Chen, single name with a single word: Damn, isn’t it!Brother Chi, are you really picking up girls? ? ?

—San Ye: Not a girl.

—Surnamed Chen, single name with a single word: Could it be... a young woman?I finally understand why Brother Chi, you don't fall in love at school anymore, so you're fucking good at it!

— Sanye: Are you sick?

—Surnamed Chen, single name with a single word: Then who are you chasing?Don't covet my goddess, Brother Chi, I can't beat you.

— Surnamed Chen, single name with a single word: In fact, it’s okay to like a married woman, buddy, I will always support you!I have prepared the shovel for digging the wall!

— Sanya: I won’t talk about the fucking nonsense anymore.

—Surnamed Chen, single name with a single word: Don't, don't, brother Chi, tell me, I'll just kneel down and listen attentively.

Chi Lian: "..."

He really didn't want to talk to Chen Cuihua, an idiot, his brain circuit was like an electric welding rod, and he couldn't get on the right path.

—San Ye: The person I want to chase is different, and you know him too.

— Surnamed Chen, single name with a single word: It's different and I know it too... Fuck, it can't be Fang Wu!

—Three Ye: Stupid.

—Surnamed Chen, single name with a single word: Could it be... it's me?

—Three Ye: Stupid.

—Three Ye: One more sentence to pull black.

—Surnamed Chen, single name with a single word: Alright, brother Chi, just tell me, I'm not kidding, I can't guess.

After 5 minutes, maybe 10 minutes.

Chi Lian didn't pay much attention to the time, all he knew was that his heart was beating a little fast now.

He's coming out!

He had learned about coming out in a post last night, and he really didn't know much about it.

But it's all right, there will be a second time after the first time, and it will become easier and easier in the future.

It's no big deal.

It wasn't until Chen Cuihua sent a series of question marks there that Chi Lian's reply was long overdue.

—Three Ye: It's Yan He.

The atmosphere was quiet for a moment, and Chen Cuihua didn't reply to the message immediately.

After a while, Chi Lian received such a reply——

—Surnamed Chen, single name with a single word: Who are you talking about? ?Brother Chi, are you kidding me? ? ?

After all, it was one thing for him to joke that it was Fang Wu, but it was quite another to hear that it was Yan He from Chi Lian.

He knew that Chi Lian didn't like to joke, especially in this situation.

and so……

Chi Lian found out that Chen Cuihua was so shocked that she changed her online name.

He is now called "Yun who was smashed to death by melon".

Well done, Chi Lian licked his molars, and his desire to clean up Chen Cuihua became stronger and stronger.

——Yu who was crushed to death by a melon: It's okay, Brother Chi, I don't care about this, it doesn't matter who you like, I'll always support you anyway.I checked just now, the road of homosexuality should not be easy to walk, hey, forget it, I, Chen Cuihua, will protect me, there is nothing wrong with it, I will tear whoever talks bad!

Looking at the news, Chi Lian laughed softly, feeling a little sour, and his eyes were also a little sour.

— Sanya: Well, thank you.

thank you for understanding.

- Yun who was crushed to death by a melon: Tsk!Thank me for something.

——Yun, who was crushed to death by a melon: By the way...does Yan He know?

—San Ye: I don’t know, I’m chasing.

- Yun who was crushed to death by a melon: Oh... oh, that's it.

—Yun who was crushed to death by a melon: Brother Chi, do you need help?

Chi Lian raised an eyebrow.

— Sanye: How can you help?

—Yun who was crushed to death by a melon: Hey!Please don't underestimate Chen.

After receiving this message, Chi Lian did not receive the next message from Chen Cuihua for a long time.

He turned off the screen and turned his head to ask, "How much longer?"

"Soon." Li Si, who had been silent all this time, said.

Chi Lian nodded, and the two fell into silence again.

"Chat with Chen Cuihua?" Li Si asked again.

"Yeah." Chi Lian nodded.

Silence again.

"What are you talking about?" Chi Lian looked at him.

"It's not very convenient." Li Si smiled, "This is your privacy."

Chi Lian curled her lips: "You will know later."

"Huh?" Li Si raised his eyebrows.

"It's nothing." Chi Lian pressed the back of his neck, ending this inexplicably awkward topic.

After about seven or eight minutes, the phone in Chi Lian's hand vibrated again.

Chen Cuihua has a message.

Chi Lian clicked on the message he sent.

——Yun who was crushed to death by a melon: I'm here to help you, Brother Chi!

——Yun who was crushed to death by a melon: A day when her husband was not at home——The young woman and the driver.mp4

—San Ye:?

—Yun who was crushed to death by a melon: I'm sorry, I sent it wrong.

Chen Cuihua quickly withdrew this colored thing, and then quickly sent another colored thing.

—Yuan who was crushed to death by a melon: A boy in women's clothing.mp4

—San Ye:? ?

—Yun who was crushed to death by a melon: bathroom mirror play#Bad body shape.mp4

—San Ye:? ? ?

——Yun who was crushed to death by melon: I just found it, two men... Well, let me say first, I haven't seen it!Use it to help Brother Chi.

—Yuan who was crushed to death by a melon: Hehe, you're welcome, this is what a brother should do, point out the maze for Brother Chi! [applause applause]

Chi Lian: "..."

He hung his head, his fists clenched and clenched.

This idiot Chen Cuihua must die tonight.

作者有话要说：陈翠花：狗头.jpg感谢在2020-07-2603:19:20~2020-08-0513:37:17期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Ying Zhi 1;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles per hour; 3 bottles of Wang Wang from Wangwang's family; 1 bottle of apples picked under the bayberry tree;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!