I got rich by the protagonist's lines

On this day, Yan Tang ran away in embarrassment, but before going back to the shop, he ran to Xishui Village.

He did not forget that before he went to participate in the event, the police comrade implicitly hinted that the Minions had been reported again.

As soon as she stepped into Xishui Village, Yan Tang's heart was half relieved.

Compared with the last time when I came here, there were raped seedlings everywhere on the edge of the field, this time the fields from house to house are all neatly growing seedlings, and they seem to be growing well.

Yan Tang suddenly felt relieved, the farmers' fields were productive, and the situation couldn't be worse.

It's just that it's still too early for him to relax.

Walking forward, I found that the appearance of Xishui Village has changed a lot from before. Not only are various chicken soup struggle slogans painted on the walls, but the only loudspeaker in the village is still playing in a loop:

"The potential of the land is endless, and the yield per mu is man-made."

"Adhere to the scientific concept of development and cherish every piece of land!"

The children who were kicking shuttlecocks at each other on the side of the road said while kicking: "You, chop the tree fork, and I, fill the puddle..."

Yan Tang trotted after an old woman, and asked curiously, "Auntie, what are you doing in our village? Why is it so different from the last time I came here?"

The aunt glanced at him, and quickly recognized that this was the person who contracted the land on the east side, and the experts in the village also borrowed from him, so she replied very kindly:

"Hey, isn't there an expert coming to our village? You must take advantage of the expert's presence and someone directing you to do everything you can."

Yan Tang didn't understand half of what he heard, so he just smiled politely and continued to ask: "Then do you know where all my employees have gone?"

"Of course it's going to the barren hills. We won't contract out the last few barren hills. Experts have said that we want to turn them into our own treasure lands."

The more she talked, the more excited she became, her eyes were amazingly bright, she looked like she had been successfully brainwashed.

Not long after, the disused big bell in the village was rang, and the villagers rushed there with their bowls and chopsticks.

Yes, it's quite complicated.

Why don't you pay the extra fees for the "little yellow people" and let them go back quickly. It's only been a while, and the villagers in Xishui Village are almost limping.

Nowadays, the villagers of Xishui Village are full of thoughts of working hard to get rich, and even because they are too busy, they simply cook a big pot for half a month.

If the brainwashing continues like this, something really happens, what should I do?

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Yan Tang returned to the Fugui shop with a sad face, and immediately rushed to the counter to check the account, but Mu Lan, who hadn't seen him for two days, sighed faintly behind him.

"Hey, Master, Miss Miao may be taken away by the police."

Yan Tang: ...

Yan Tang covered her heart and turned around slowly, signaling him with her eyes to "say it carefully".

Without waiting for Mu Lan's answer, Yan Tang passed through the open door of the back hall and saw the Miao girl who was packing takeaway boxes in the courtyard, her heart relaxed and she looked at Mu Lan fiercely.

What do you mean by "I'm going to be taken away by the police", isn't that good?His little heart really couldn't stand being frightened.

Mu Lan twitched her lips and knew she was wrong, so she turned on the TV and used her mobile phone to cast a few videos.

After one of the videos was clicked on, it was the back view of Miao girl walking around the square with a bucket of popcorn in her arms. You don't need to guess to know that this video was shot by Mu Lan.

Yan Tang looked at him with admiration, thinking: This guy can't be fond of Sister Miao, it's really courageous.

Embarrassed by what he saw, Mu Lan stepped forward to adjust the progress, and finally fast-forwarded to the key scene.

In the picture, a group of young soldiers are carrying out the monthly routine mass science popularization activities, which can be regarded as their regular projects. Yan Tang has seen it before and learned two or three self-defense techniques.

Why are you transferred here?Yan Tang's heart skipped a beat, Sister Miao must have tied up the soldiers.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help holding the handle nervously.

The next moment, the Miao girl who was strolling casually in the picture stopped as expected, and began to stand on the periphery of the crowd to watch.

One bite of popcorn, eating elegantly and beautifully, not looking like trying to cause trouble at all.

It's just that the good times don't last long. Brother Bing in the screen is teaching today: if you are kidnapped, how to stabilize the criminal, and if you are tied, how to use on-site tools to untie the rope to survive.

The leader, Brother Bing, led a few young soldiers to demonstrate several rope-releasing solutions in succession. Finally, when it came to the practical experience session, it was very unfortunate that Miao was selected.

Yan Tang was worried that Sister Miao would run away on the spot, but she didn't expect that she was still a calm group, and she didn't panic at all when she was selected to perform in public, and she didn't even want to let go of the popcorn bucket in her hand.

In the end, she was tied up firmly, and the leading soldier brother said to everyone:

"This is the first situation where the hands are tied to the back, because we can't see the knot in the back, it is almost impossible to break free.

You have to use on-site tools, sharp metal flakes, sharp glass slices can be tried..."

He picked up the metal piece next to him, and when he was about to do something, Miss Miao suddenly appeared in front of him with her hands tied behind her back, and hurriedly found popcorn, and stuffed one into her mouth.

Crowd: ...

The leading brother Bing scratched his head in embarrassment, and said in a low voice: "But, it may be because the girl's wrist is thin, why don't we try other postures."

The second is that the upper limbs and hands are tied, and it looks like a rice dumpling. Without tools, it is really impossible to break free. The soldiers all breathed a sigh of relief.

The next moment, Miss Miao moved a few times for some unknown reason. Under everyone's gaze, the rope all over her body suddenly loosened, and she was free again...

Crowd: ...

The soldiers don't believe in evil, and they performed a few more difficult kidnapping moves, and in the end it was even a deadlock that was destined to be inextricable, but Miss Miao came out easily.

Yan Tang: ...

You are so ruthless, Sister Miao, for blatantly preventing the soldiers who are required to popularize science from coming down to the stage!

Yan Tang couldn't help but sigh.

So, when he received a call from his superior who was said to be Brother Bing, Yan Tang refused without hesitation when faced with the offer of paid guidance from the other party.

"What kind of money do you want? I don't need it at all. The army and the people are united and support the construction of the army. We are obliged to do so!"

Standing aside, Mu Lan who didn't want Sister Miao to leave at all: ...

After appeasing the legal cafeteria at home, Yan Tang began to re-purchase, order, and check the account income.

In the past two days, the total sales of "wine bags and rice bags" reached the upgrade requirements, and Yan Tang clicked the upgrade directly.

Since then, the level of "wine bag and rice bag" has been raised to lv3, and the daily sales limit has doubled again.

The test paper that Mr. Zou Xu handed over yesterday was also fully affirmed by Mr. Yang, and Yan Tang silently added a plan of "adding weight to the flowers of the motherland" in the expenditure column.

At this moment, the screen of Yan Tang's mobile phone lit up, and the message came from Lu Tingfan.

Yan Tang hesitated when he saw the name, and his face was still blushing for no reason.

He wanted to ignore it, but the other party seemed to know what he was thinking, and the messages jumped out one by one, as if he would not give up until he received a reply.

Yan Tang endured the strangeness in her heart and clicked on it, only to find that the content inside was all about Lu Tingfan's flirting, and none of the words were important.

"What are you doing?"

"Have you turned your face and denied you so quickly?"

"As a fan, can you have some professional ethics?"

"Quickly beg your idol to hug and hold you high!"

"Do you want to come to visit the class? You have to bring flowers to come, otherwise you will be a fake fan."

……

Yan Tang: ...

Mixed feelings.

On the other end, Lu Tingfan smiled at the phone, his heart still tickled by what happened before.

That day, because Yan Tang hit the rich businessman behind his back, he dragged him and ran wildly. In the end, the two stopped at a hidden corner to catch their breath.

Seeing the child panting to the point of fainting, Lu Tingfan kindly stretched out his arms for him to lean on.

It's just that Yan Tang is really not a big one, and he has no strength to run too fast, so he simply put his whole body on the arm lying across his abdomen.

Yan Tang thought she was panting like a dead dog, but she had no idea how cute Lu Tingfan thought it was.

The swaying fur on the top of the head is cute, the little ears are cute, and the way he even puts sheets on his arms is so cute...

Lu Tingfan's heart was scratched up and down, and finally the itching was unbearable, so he picked up the man on his arm and pressed it against the red wall.

Lu Tingfan was a little flustered looking at those lips, and felt that it shouldn't be, but his heart was really itchy, and in a flash of inspiration, he lowered his head and gnawed on the child's ear.

Eat three rounds.

Afterwards, he said so.

"Those who sell counterfeit and shoddy goods are all counterfeit and punished three times. You are the one who made mistakes first, so I will be fine three times."

After that, no matter how much you poke the child, you won't be able to poke it anymore.

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Today, the rich businessman from that day found a middleman to invite Lu Tingfan to dinner, which was called a dinner, and it was actually a reconciliation.

Lu Tingfan thought about it and agreed, but he still couldn't help but want to poke the child at the dinner table, so he kept sending messages to Yan Tang.

The rich businessman saw that he and the middleman had been talking all the time, and Lu Tingfan didn't answer any of the topics that came up. Instead, he was playing with his mobile phone there.

He lowered his face again, but he didn't get a response. He was already annoyed, and secretly decided to use a trick to make Lu Tingfan stumble, but he stretched out his chopsticks pretending not to care.

Lu Tingfan did put most of his attention on his phone, but he also left his attention on the others.

Seeing that the man was about to stretch out his chopsticks, he gave his manager Tang Yuan a look. Tang Yuan immediately understood, turned the table around, and put a plate of lotus root in front of the man.

"Eat lotus root, eat lotus root."

The man put down his chopsticks in embarrassment, and simply let the waitress take the microphone.

This time Tang Yuan didn't use his eyes, and cut the song immediately before the man opened his mouth.

Rich businessman: ...

Made!are you crazy!