That game author keeps trying to drive me crazy

At lunch time, Ye Zimo took the takeaway from the side, opened the box, held the mouse on the side, skillfully opened a certain video website, and dragged it to the game area.

"This is a game that makes you miss the author every day after you play it." A line of words came into his eyes.

Ye Zimo slightly raised his eyebrows.

The cover of the video is a violent expression, which seems to be really broken.

By coincidence, the mouse arrow that was originally floating on another video moved to this one, and he pressed the left button.

"Hi everyone, here is Tan Xiaomiao, an invincible handsome guy who is handsome, unrestrained and suave."

As soon as he pressed the play button, a series of self-introductions from the up master flowed out without panting.

Ye Zimo picked up a chopstick and thoughtfully took a bite.

I always feel that this name seems a little familiar.

Before he could think further, the little Mario-like figure in the video had already started running under the player's control.

"Okay, we also saw that the interface of this game is relatively small and fresh, okay, let's choose the difficulty first..."

Ye Zimo looked at the interface of this iwanna level selection game, and suddenly remembered something.

The next second, the up master called Tan Xiaomiao collapsed from the earphones.

"Damn it, why are there pits in the level selection interface?"

A barrage of gloating bullets such as [666] [Author: Didn't expect it] floated across the screen.

It turned out that the icon with Medium on it, which represented the medium difficulty, suddenly fell when it was about to be touched by the little man. The little man fell through a crack, and fell out of the screen Xue Hua'er flicked her little head a few times and stopped motionless on the grass.

Ye Zimo took a sip of salted tofu nao, and he understood.

He remembered, this game called iwannabetheS was made by him, and...

Still a previous work.

If he hadn't seen the blood on the screen after the little man's death was more in line with his aesthetics, he would have almost forgotten it.

Thinking of this, and seeing how the up master finally chose the right difficulty and then died five times in the same place, listening to him yelling "This pit is really difficult", I felt a bit of contempt Floating on Ye Zimo's face.

It's so easy to die so many times, waste.

In the past, Ye Zimo would have clicked on the upper right corner when he saw such handicapped people, but before the mouse moved there, the sound of Tan Xiaomiao gnashing his teeth passed through the earphone cable to his ears.

"This pit is simply... I want to kill this author every day!"

As soon as this bold statement came out, the number of bullet screens suddenly increased.

[Just you, forget it. 】

[Xiao Shou still wants to counterattack?hehe. 】

[Think too much, it's almost the same as being dated. 】

[Sit and wait for the day. 】

[Sit and wait for the day. 】

……

Ye Zimo let go of the mouse, his eyes became dark.

At this time, there was a beeping sound, and Ye Zimo moved the mouse from the upper right corner to the lower right corner, and clicked on the dialog that popped up.

As soon as the group interface popped up, a line of capitalized and bold exclamation marks appeared on the screen.

"That Mr. Moji is really perverted!!!"

This is an iwanna gaming group.

iwanna, the full name is iwannabetheguy, is a small stand-alone game, similar to Super Mario, but different from Super Mario, you can eat mushrooms to develop in the middle, and have several lives.

In iwanna's checkpoint, the villain has only one life, but there are usually save points scattered around the level, some more and some less.

The usual obstacles are thorns, pits, and apples that look like props but are actually killers.

In addition to these, there are unconventional obstacles, such as thorns that pop up or fall when you get close, and emoticons that suddenly fly over when you walk to a place...

And the judgment of these obstacles is all-one touch and die.

Therefore, basically every iwanna game interface has a death statistics on it, and game authors with more save points are often called "very conscientious".

Obviously, Mr. Mo, who was called a pervert by this person, is not a conscientious author.

Some people in the group were already startled by these words.

[Yo Xiaoxi who is domineering and leaking]: "..."

Seeing someone respond, the growling body went online again.

"Who can make a save point with so many obstacles in one level!!!"

"And he even set up a fake save point! This soul is weak! Can you imagine how confused I was when I was smashed to death by that save point?"

"I'm so angry..."

[Cute Pikachu]: "Uh..."

At this moment, the roar of the up master came out again in the video.

"Ahhh, Mr. Moji, you big pervert!"

The barrage was full of [666] voices again.

Ye Zimo looked at the chat interface, and "Master Zong Gong talks about Xiao Miao" jumped into his eyes.

Because he spoke again.

[Zong Gong adults talk about Xiao Miao]: "You should have played this person's games, it seems that he has done a lot of games, isn't it really perverted?"

The corners of Ye Zimo's mouth curled up slowly.

He put the things aside, put his slender fingers on the keyboard, and moved quickly.

[Management-ZM]: "Indeed."

[Yo Xiaoxi, who is domineering and leaking]: "[Scared]"

[Management-ZM]: "I've played it a few times, it's really abnormal, the group leader, don't you think so?"

The group leader is Yo Xiaoxi, the most active person in this group.

[Yo Xiaoxi who is domineering and sideways]: "...you are right."

[Cute Pikachu]: "Second upstairs."

Ye Zimo nodded in satisfaction.

[Master Zong Gong talks about Xiao Miao]: "!!! Let me just say it! This is not for people to play with at all!"

[Management-ZM]: "Well, it's really not for people to play with. [Smiling]"

With the leader, the atmosphere in the group quickly became lively.

[Lu Renjia]: "hhh talking about meow, you mean you are not human?"

[Master Zong Gong talks about Xiao Miao]: "It was a complete accident. If I had known that I would be so perverted, I wouldn't have played."

【Did Lemon kill the boss today】: "Is it really that perverted?"

[Master Zong Gong talks about Xiao Miao]: "Really!"

[Alpaca]: "Did you kill that boss, Lemon?"

【Has Lemon killed the BOSS today】: "!!! I'm angry just talking about this, not yet!"

[Alpaca]: "What? It's been a week and it hasn't passed yet?"

Lemon is a female player of iwanna, her operation is not touchable but definitely not scumbag, so she has always been confident in her own skills, until she met a very difficult boss.According to her own account, it took nearly an hour to clear the previous level, but the boss battle lasted for two hours and almost collapsed.

[Did Lemon kill the boss today]: "I fought for three days, and then I got angry when I saw that boss. In order to prevent my computer from being smashed, I have been eating fast and praying to Buddha for four days."

[Alpaca]: "666."

At this time, Tan Xiaomiao said another sentence faintly: "Look at the author of your game, maybe he is also the Moji Jun."

As soon as the words came out, Lemon did not answer, maybe she really went to investigate.

Yo Xiaoxi, who had been hidden for a while, reappeared.

[Yo Xiaoxi who is domineering and sideways]: "Hey hey."

[Alpaca]: "The leader of the group has started to make unexplained □□ again."

Soon, Lemon really went and came back: "It's really that Mr. Moji! Little Miao, let's take pity on each other!"

[Master Zong Gong talks about Xiao Miao]: "[Nodding in pain] Lemon, let's work together to defeat the evil forces!"

Over there, Lemon secretly changed her name.

[Lemon vowed to kill the boss]: "Okay!"

[Cute Pikachu]: "Xiao Miao, you still want to find abuse?"

[Master Zong Gong talks about Xiao Miao]: "Of course, I am a man with great perseverance, how can I be beaten down by this little difficulty?"

I don't know who just said that this game is not for people to play at all.

But the most indispensable thing for these iwanna players is persistence, otherwise they would die hundreds or even thousands of times at every turn, and they would have collapsed long ago.

Therefore, these people will basically not give up halfway, unless the difficulty of the game really exceeds their own level.

Ye Zimo didn't speak any more, his eyes were fixed on the screen, and he quickly finished his lunch.

The lower right corner beeped again, it was Yo Xiaoxi who came to knock him privately.

[Yo Xiaoxi]: "Mozhier, what did you just do???"

Ye Zimo typed out a few words: "It's nothing, group leader, do me a favor?"

[Yo Xiaoxi]: "No problem! Tell me!"

The tone was very enthusiastic, it seemed that he had enjoyed watching the play.

Ye Zimo snorted, and her slender fingers flew up again.

With a "creak", the door of the dormitory opened.

Someone came in and closed the door, looked at the person still sitting on the seat, and wondered: "It's almost time for class, why are you still here, don't you have to go today?"

Ye Zimo pressed the Enter key, and casually replied, "Go."

Before closing the computer, he glanced at the group chat interface, Tan Xiaomiao spoke again.

"But I can't play now. If something happens, I have to go first."

Lemon's growl almost popped out of the screen: "Tan Xiaomiao, you traitor! Where are the promised comrades!! Don't go!!!"

In the dormitory, the roommate Huo Nian who just came back asked while crawling on the bed: "Then why don't you leave?"

With a soft snap, Ye Zimo got up and closed the computer.

"Let's go."

He took off the open white T-shirt he was wearing, quickly changed into a sky blue shirt and iron gray suit, and put on a pair of glasses.

Seeing this, Huo Nian hissed and whistled: "Hey, handsome guy, he looks like a beast in clothes."

With a smile on the corner of Ye Zimo's mouth, he responded concisely: "Get lost."

He picked up a book in his hand, pushed the door and walked out.

It was September at the moment, and although the weather was still a little cold, but because it was the beginning of the school season, there was still a sense of vitality on the campus of T University, and every student seemed to be in high spirits.

Except for Tan Miao, who was lying on the dormitory table like a dead dog with a loveless expression.

Ji Boyan, who was next to him, pressed his fingers on the keyboard nimbly, while talking gloatingly.

"Go Pikachu, you can't escape, just accept the slaughter of fate obediently."

Tan Miao raised her eyes and glared at him sadly, half-deadly trying to survive: "Let me delay for a while."

Ji Boyan laughed without empathy: "There are still 10 minutes until class, classmate Tan Miao, if you don't want to graduate, just tell me, brother will take you out to roam!"

Tan Miao finally got up slowly from the table, and moved out the door with heavy steps.

In fact, he is already in his senior year, and logically speaking, he should have no classes. The reason why he still has to go to class is blood and tears.

The author has something to say:

Here is the newcomer author, Da Tudou, greeting everyone!I don't know how many people will read this article... This article originated from the idea of ​​a big potato when he was watching the live broadcast of iwanna... It may be very immature... Anyway, I will work hard!