That game author keeps trying to drive me crazy

As soon as the door was opened, Tan Miao knew how she got in.

Xia Youran was wearing a slightly baggy gray sweater, a pair of jeans, a pair of white sneakers, and a black baseball cap on her head. At first glance, she really couldn't tell she was a girl.

"Let me in." Xia Youran hurriedly pushed Tan Miao away and walked in, then slammed the door behind her.

Ji Boyan threw the rag and came over, surprised: "Lingyu, how did you come in? Didn't the housekeeper stop you?"

Xia Lingyu smiled triumphantly: "I came in with the army after class, and no one would be able to tell when the brim of my hat was pressed down."

Ji Boyan glanced at the table that hadn't been cleaned completely, and silently blocked it with his body: "Why are you here so early?"

"Aren't you afraid of delaying the live broadcast of Tan Da anchor?" Xia Lingyu blinked narrowly at Tan Miao, took the backpack behind her back, and patted it carefully: "I've already brought everything."

Tan Miao glanced at it: it's quite bulging.

He looked away unnaturally: "Then I will trouble you."

Xia Lingyu smiled: "No trouble, no trouble, I am very happy and looking forward to it."

Tan Miao was too embarrassed to speak.

Ji Boyan's eyes lit up, and he walked over rubbing his hands: "Let me help you."

Xia Lingyu nodded: "Okay."

After asking where Tan Miao was, Xia Lingyu put the bag on the table and said while taking things out, "What kind of makeup do you want to wear?"

Ji Boyan couldn't help but interjected, "Is there something special about this?"

Xia Lingyu: "What do you think? Everyday makeup, antique makeup, Japanese makeup, Korean makeup... There are many types."

Ji Boyan's head got dizzy.

He, a straight guy, of course doesn't understand girls' makeup, so he has to shut up and dare not speak anymore.

Tan Miao also had the same bewildered face, Xia Lingyu could only decide on her own in the end: "Then I'll draw you a cute Japanese makeup look."

Although he can't understand the others, he still knows the word "cute".

Do you want to make him cute?

Tan Miao glanced at herself in the mirror Xia Lingyu put on the table, full of doubts in her heart.

After washing his face and patting a bunch of skin care products on his face according to Xia Lingyu's instructions, Tan Miao sat on the stool and looked at Xia Lingyu, who had a brush in his left hand and a bottle in his right, with a smirk on his face. Fish" feeling.

Especially next to him was Ji Boyan, who was watching the play with great interest, asking what this was and what that was from time to time.

Just tired.

Tan Miao couldn't help but sighed.

Xia Lingyu had already tapped her chin with what she called a "foundation brush": "Your skin is quite fair. Fortunately, I was worried that the color of my foundation would not suit you."

Foundation cream?what is that?Isn't it called powder cake?

Ji Boyan obviously had the same question, Xia Lingyu explained the liquid foundation, cream foundation and cream foundation.

After a few times, the two of them were so interesting that they didn't ask any more questions, because no matter how patiently Xia Lingyu answered, they still couldn't figure out why there was a kind of eyebrow powder called eyebrow powder besides a pen, why eyeliner could be drawn with ointment, and why Why do you brush your face with brown after whitening it and what the hell does loose powder do...  

On the way, Xia Lingyu shaved Tan Miao's eyebrows with an eyebrow razor, and then fiddled with them. Tan Miao glanced in the mirror inadvertently, and immediately said in horror, "Why did you shave off my eyebrows?!"

Xia Lingyu said indifferently: "I wouldn't dare without your consent. Don't worry, the eyebrows are still there, they are just covered by me."

Tan Miao was surprised: "Is there such an operation?"

Xia Lingyu nodded: "Of course there is such an operation."

Then he drew his eyebrows with the eyebrow pencil and eyebrow powder that the two men had never understood the difference between.

All kinds of brushes brushed his face back and forth, a little itchy, but Tan Miao didn't dare to move, and was so bored that he fell asleep later.

He vaguely came up with an idea: It's not easy for girls to put on makeup...

Ji Boyan originally planned to fight beside him, but it turned out that Xia Lingyu didn't need him, mainly because...

Even if needed, Ji Boyan couldn't help.

For example, Xia Lingyu: "Help me get a large eyeshadow brush."

Ji Boyan: "???"

Then Xia Lingyu gave up and asked Ji Boyan to help.

After a while, Xia Lingyu finally put away the brush: "You're done!"

Ji Boyan immediately got up and walked over, and almost dropped his phone to the ground.

"This, this... who is this?"

Tan Miao said indifferently: "Get out."

Xia Lingyu turned to the side and exposed the mirror: "Take a look at the effect?"

The tone was very proud, and it didn't sound like he was worried about bad comments at all.

Tan Miao looked in the mirror disgruntled, also stunned.

This... who is this?

He originally thought Ji Boyan's reaction was too exaggerated, but now he can understand him.

Tan Miao slapped the mirror on the table: "Hey, it's pretty good, I can't tell it's me."

Xia Lingyu was a little dissatisfied: "That's it?"

Ji Boyan stepped forward at the right time: "It's a miracle, really."

Xia Lingyu smiled, clapped her hands triumphantly, put all the cosmetics back into the bag, and thoughtfully left two small bottles she called makeup remover milk and explained how to use it, then put the bag on her back: "Then I will go first Yes, the live broadcast of anchor Tan Da is going well."

She walked towards Ji Boyan, said a few words in a low voice, blinked at him, and quickly slipped away with her bag on her back.

After Ji Boyan watched Xia Lingyu leave smoothly from the window, he turned to look at Tan Miao who was turning on the computer and adjusting the camera.

Tan Miao inexplicably felt a little cold behind her back, and when she turned her head, she saw a bewildered smile on Ji Boyan's face.

Tan Miao blushed: "What kind of eyes do you have?!"

Ji Boyan raised his hand and touched his chin: "Don't say it, you can really confuse the real with the fake, if you're a girl..."

Tan Miao decisively stopped him: "Shut up!"

He glanced at the time in the lower right corner of the screen: 17:25.

Tan Miao walked towards the corner of the dormitory and reached for the courier bag, but the expression on her face was more like holding a bomb/bomb.

……

As soon as 6 o'clock arrived, the opening music of the campus radio station sounded outside on time.

Huo Nian glanced at Ye Zimo who took out the computer more punctually: "You have been using the computer a lot lately."

Ye Zimo hummed, and kept moving his hands: "I found a part-time job online."

Huo Nian nodded knowingly: "How is the treatment?"

Ye Zimo snorted: "It's my duty."

Huo Nian was surprised: "Obligation?"

Ye Zimo nodded as a matter of course: "Yes."

Huo Nian was feeling incredible when he suddenly heard a bang, followed by another bang.

When he looked back, Ye Zimo actually knocked over the cup beside him, and was holding the notebook in a hurry to prevent the water from seeping in.

Huo Nian hurriedly picked up a pack of tissues and went to help him wipe the table. At the same time, he was curious about what made Ye Mo, who had always been calm, lose his composure, but as soon as he glanced at the screen, Ye Mo panicked and tried to block it.

Huo Nian murmured, "I understand."

Ye Zimo's face darkened: "It's not what you think."

Huo Nian took the opportunity to tilt his head, but still saw the screen.

"So you're watching the live broadcast." Huo Nian looked away without interest: "I thought it was something extraordinary. It's just..."

He blinked ambiguously: "I didn't see that you like this kind of loli girl?"

Ye Zimo silently plugged in the earphones without speaking.

If it weren't for the mellow male voice coming out of the earphones, he would have suspected that he had walked into the wrong live broadcast room.

He had imagined Tan Xiaomiao's appearance as a woman, but he didn't expect him to be dressed as...

So in place.

On the small window of the live broadcast room, Tan Xiaomiao is wearing a brown wig, which is long and curly, and the hair on the shoulders hangs down to the chest.

There is also delicate makeup on the face, long and soft eyebrows, big eyes, the eyeliner can be clearly seen, but the deliberately drooping painting method makes the eyes look particularly innocent.

What he was wearing was not an ordinary skirt with a simple style, but...

lolita outfit.

The moment Ye Zimo saw the clothes, he knocked over the water glass.

This skirt is a two-piece set. Inside is a white mid-length sleeved chiffon shirt with puffy cuffs and a circle of wide-brimmed lace around the upper arm. The tutu skirt has lace on the hem and the chest, and is sewn into various complicated and delicate patterns. There is also a bow-shaped belt tied around the narrow waist. Just full of girlishness.

The hem of the skirt will reach above the knees, and a pair of white stockings are even worn on the legs, making the legs look straight and slender.

Almost fully armed.

At first glance, it is completely impossible to see that it is a "male" anchor.

Ye Zimo poured another glass of water and took a sip, then pushed away.

"Ahem." Tan Xiaomiao quickly showed her whole body before jumping to the chair and sitting down: "I didn't break my word about the live broadcast of women's clothing, next..."

At the same time, the penguin in the lower right corner of the screen began to flicker frantically, and Ye Zimo clicked on it.

Before the window popped up, he could already imagine the content of the chat.

[Cute Pikachu]: "[Screenshot] [Screenshot] [Screenshot] Come and see! Xiaomiao women's clothing live broadcast!! Regret if you don't come!!!"

[Lemon swears to kill the boss]: "This is meow? A liar! I don't believe it!"

[Alpaca]: "Don't fool us with the girl's photo?"

【DonkeyDanDan】: "Please introduce!"

[Yo Xiaoxi who is domineering and leaking]: "@常攻大人谈小喵Someone wants to have sex with you."

Ye Zimo watched the screen silently while staring at the live broadcast interface, and at the same time had the time to perform the duties of the house management.

On the screen, Tan Xiaomiao's cheeks were stained with a strange rosy color, pretending to be calm while saying "Let's continue to the third level of "iwannabethegod"" while opening the folder to find the game.

At the same time, another sentence popped up in the chat window.

[Master Zong Gong talks about Xiao Miao]: "No appointment, get out."

Ye Zimo glanced at Tan Xiaomiao who had already opened the game on the screen.

The hand speed is quite fast.

At this time, a line of bullet screens floated on the right side of the live broadcast room: "Why is he obviously a male anchor wearing women's clothes? It's disgusting."

Ye Zimo's face suddenly changed, and even the temperature of the dormitory seemed to drop.

Ye Zimo permanently silenced the spokesperson without saying a word, then put his hands on the keyboard and just typed two words before pausing again.

He glanced at Xiaomiao in women's clothing who was manipulating the little figure to move forward, and then clicked on a dialog box.

【ZM】: "Do you mind if I add a play to myself?"

Tan Xiaomiao was thinking about the picture of the third level: "The third level...wow, this is too bright, isn't the white back with golden thorns? Mr. Mo's aesthetics is really... Tsk tsk."

The beautiful face that can't tell the real gender is full of disgust.

Ye Zimo curled up his fingers resting on the keyboard, and was about to move it away, but he had already received a reply.

[Talk about Xiaomiao]: "A play? What play? It's okay, you can do whatever you want, you are my appointed housekeeper."

Also "imperial".

Ye Zimo took a look at the anchor who was still sneaking away, and clicked the corner of his mouth, then clicked out the live webpage again, and glanced deeply at the non-stop scrolling barrage.

[[Guan] ZM]: "I like to watch, but I don't like to watch."

[[Guan] ZM]: "Let me see the one attacking the anchor again, the permanent black room."

The author has something to say:

I haven’t updated for many days and I dare not go to Jinjiang [cover my face] I was reminded by my friends today that I commented on it and mustered up the courage to climb up to take a look... so happy! ! !Dear readers, little angels~ I love you (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～