That game author keeps trying to drive me crazy

Ye Zimo took control of the mouse, put the notebook on his lap and tapped on the keyboard for a while.

"No." He took off his glasses and rubbed between his brows: "It can't be reopened."

Tan Miao was slightly surprised: "Is there a place you can't hack?"

Ye Zimo turned his head to look at him, as if this sentence was very useful.

"Of course, I'm not omnipotent." After Ye Zimo said, he picked up the mobile phone that was put aside and dialed a number.

Then got hung up.

Ye Zimo's face darkened, and he dialed again, this time the other party picked up, Ye Zimo didn't talk nonsense, and got straight to the point: "Why did you block Totoro's live broadcast room?"

Ye Zimo changed the phone so that Tan Miao beside him could hear the voice coming from the microphone.

"Zimo, I really can't blame me for this..." The helplessness and grievance of the other party can be heard through the phone: "Our supervisor ordered it, and I can't get in at all..."

Ye Zi's black face sank like water: "Are they trying to protect Wu Wenkai?"

"Well, Zimo, you also know that he is the first brother of our website after all, and it's impossible for the higher-ups to just watch him being hammered like this..."

Ye Zimo hummed: "I see."

After hanging up the phone, Tan Miao looked at Ye Zimo, who was frowning slightly, and couldn't help raising her hand to press the center of his brows, and rubbed twice: "I'm not surprised that Tianle did this, after all, it took a lot of effort to hold it up." My first brother must find a way to keep it."

Ye Zimo hooked his lips and sneered: "This kind of person is worth it."

As he said, he raised his hand to hold Tan Miao's finger and pulled it down: "It's okay."

Tan Miao was satisfied when he saw that his eyebrows had indeed stretched, and then asked another question: "By the way, what is 'our website'?"

Ye Zimoxu clenched his fist and put it next to his lips and coughed lightly.

Tan moved closer and stared at him: "Huh?"

"Well, actually..."

After listening to his short words, Tan Miao was stunned: "Do you hold a part of Tianle's shares?"

He still has such a vest? !

Ye Zimo nodded: "But not many, I can only be regarded as a minority shareholder, I can only express my own opinions, and they may be rejected."

For example, the attitude towards Zero Pill.

He himself wanted the platform to give up Zero Pill, but the platform ignored his opinion at all. After all, as a super popular platform brother, Zero Pill can bring them too much profit, and at the same time he has also benefited from the platform a lot To promote resources, they will not give up this cash cow easily—although they also know that

"Hey." Tan Miao shook her head: "The power of capital, it doesn't matter, I understand you."

As he spoke, he raised his hand and patted Ye Zimo's shoulder with a look of sympathy.

Ye Zimo raised his eyebrows: "What is your expression?"

Tan Miao: "Huh?"

Ye Zimo: "Do you think I will admit defeat?"

Tan Miao: "Uh, you mean..."

Ye Zimo snorted: "Plan A won't work, isn't there plan B?"

The next day, Totoro posted a Weibo.

"At the invitation of Edison's anchor, at 8 o'clock tonight, we will see you in Edison's live broadcast room. #Please Zero Pill Ready for 500 Million##I want a real hammer? Okay, to satisfy you#"

Edison is a big anchor on another live broadcast platform, and he doesn't live broadcast in the game division. How did he stand out?

In the evening, before the time came, millions of people had already poured into the live broadcast room, most of them came to watch the fun and eat melons, and some Zero Pill fans also mixed in, and the live broadcast room became a mess before the broadcast started , the barrage filled the screen, completely blocking the screen of the live broadcast room.

Tan Miao and Ye Zimo leaned side by side, watching the LED TV in the living room.

Tan Miao rubbed her eyes: "For the first time, I felt a little dizzy from the barrage."

Ye Zimo felt that it was inconvenient for two people to be crowded in front of the computer, so he directly connected the network cable to the network TV in the living room. The screen was big enough and it was enjoyable enough to watch.

It's just that the barrage layer upon layer floats past and I feel a little dizzy...

Ye Zimo lowered the transparency of the barrage.

They were very curious about how this anchor named Edison planned to beat Wu Wenkai.

Because some netizens said well that when the water is clear, there will be no fish, and when people are cheap, they will be invincible. These words can only be applied to Wu Wenkai.

Anyone with a discerning eye knows that he cheated, but he just refuses to admit it, what can you do?

When the time came, Edison appeared on the screen on time, and the barrage immediately increased.

"I'm coming!"

"Just wait and beat Wu Wenkai!"

"There's a hot dog, ha ha."

"Talk about Brother Wan killing the whole family! Say Brother Wan killing the whole family! Talk about Brother Wan killing the whole family!"

"The housekeeper has come out to work."

"Don't bark here! Do you think the whole world is your master's fan?"

"No cheating? The ophthalmology department of the hospital will find out."

Edison looked at these barrages, used the mouse to zoom out his camera interface and moved it to the lower left corner, and opened the game.

At the same time, he smiled and said: "Hit him to cheat? Brothers, you are afraid that I have misunderstood me. Today, I didn't hammer him to cheat. I want to prove that his operations can be done clearly. of!"

Hearing these words, Tan Miao in front of the screen, the audience in the live broadcast room, and Totoro who had just entered the YY room were all stunned.

"What did you say?" Totoro's clear voice was raised.

Tan Miao also turned her head to look at Ye Zimo in a daze: "What did he just say?"

"I said, I'm here to prove to everyone here that I can also play this kind of operation." Edison repeated.

The barrage exploded in an instant, and dense black question marks filled the screen.

Tan Miao also responded to the barrage: "What the hell? This is a temporary betrayal?!"

As he spoke, he wanted to pick up the keyboard and join the barrage army.

Ye Zimo raised his hand and pushed him down: "Be safe and don't be impatient, read on."

Tan Miao was tamed and decided to continue watching.

My Neighbor Totoro: "Edison, you..."

Edison interrupted him: "Come in, come in, I've invited you."

Then Totoro appeared in the room.

Along with them are some other players, who should be "actors" invited by Edison.

Before Totoro questioned, Edison spoke again: "Come on, let you see my amazing skills that can rival Maru-ge."

He manipulated the character to stand facing several buildings: "Let me make a divination first."

Facing the camera, Edison deliberately raised his hand, pinched his thumb and middle finger together, made a godlike expression, squinted his eyes and said, "I counted, there are eight times as many people in this building. mirror!"

He said while manipulating the characters and running over, he added: "I calculated it based on this feng shui. It's too esoteric and you don't understand it. Anyway, let me make a bet with you that the eight-fold mirror is on the second floor of this house." Lou, do you believe it?!"

Saying that the character had arrived in the room, he went straight to the second floor, and sure enough, there was an [-]x mirror lying there quietly.

Edison slapped the table: "What did I say?! Is there an [-]x mirror?!"

The barrage was full of voices of "666666", "Show or your show", "Please don't show!".

Tan Miao also had a little aftertaste.

Then, Edison began his performance.

He said "Come, come, come, come" and found one precisely. He said, "I guess there is a third-level head there, without him, it's just a sixth sense." Sure enough, it was there. There are three heads.It also shows various operations such as spiral sniping, teleportation, etc.

Then he ran, and suddenly saw a direction: "Hey, there, I have a backpack pan!"

After speaking, he ran over and picked up the two things.

"I have all the pans in my backpack." Edison said proudly, and then heaved a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, I didn't misread it this time... Ah, bah, I didn't miscalculate! Otherwise, wouldn't it be embarrassing?"

The barrage is all "hahahahaha".

Because the two key words "backpack" and "pan" are Oolong that Reiro Maru appeared in a certain live broadcast.

He was in front of a factory building at the time, and then ran towards it, and saw something lying there from a distance, so he judged: "I pack a pan."

As a result, when I ran over, I found that there was only one backpack.

Reiling immediately said, "I don't even have a frying pan."

Then he continued to run to search for other supplies. When he ran out of the factory, an embarrassing scene happened.

A frying pan lay quietly outside the wall of the factory building. From the perspective of God, it was on the same straight line as the backpack and zero pill inside.

After Zero Maru was hacked, more and more people were looking for evidence of his cheating. This video was found out, and it was speculated that he might have turned on the see-through, because the backpack and the pan were in a straight line and overlapped. We got together, that's why Zero Maru got it wrong.

The barrage was laughing, and Tan Miao was laughing too.

Then, Edison directed the actors to drive into the car, because "I want to show everyone the skills of Brother Wan's taxi."

Soon, the actors said they were ready.

Edison waved his hand: "Drive!"

One of the actors responded, "Okay."

A few seconds later, the actor let out a "huh".

Edison looked at the screen with disdain: "SB, you drove the car into the river."

There is clearly a high hillside in front of the cute Disson character, and it stands to reason that the condition of the car cannot be seen.

But Edison didn't mean to explain. He asked another actor to drive over in another car, and then raised his gun at that car.

"Let me tell you, the marksmanship I learned from Brother Maru has reached the point of perfection, what exactly is it..."

As he spoke, he pointed the crosshairs at the car: "I'll show you the next thing, this trick is called..."

In the small window in the lower left corner, Edison slowly lifted his hand from the mouse, raised it high, and covered his eyes: "Profound meaning! Mind, read, hit, car!"

I saw on the screen that the crosshairs automatically aimed at the car that only took a head, and even after the car sank into the hillside again, it was still automatically tracking the roof of the car, drifting with the movement of the car.

The barrage continued to be in a state of explosion/explosion. At this time, Totoro, who had been silently cooperating with the acting, finally couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Danmaku was even happier to hear his voice.

"Hahahahahahaha Totoro can't bear it anymore!"

"The anchor is talking nonsense in a serious way."

"Take a taxi with your mind hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

"Yes, this is not hang up, this is the idea of ​​taxi!"

"It means that Brother Wan also suppressed the gun with the [-]x mirror! The mind suppressed the gun!"

"That's right, the power of will, you guys know nothing!"

After the Totoro laughed out loud, it hurriedly coughed lightly as a cover, and then said disdainfully: "Edison, do you think I'm stupid?"

"Hey!" Edison wailed immediately after hearing the words: "Why don't you believe me?! Okay, this way, you stand in a row in front of me, and I'm showing you the ultimate move."

As he spoke, he pretended to pick up a pen and put it in his mouth, making a gesture of lighting a cigarette, his eyes lowered, and his eyes fell on other places, and at the same time he shouted: "You guys start running! Run as you please!"

At the same time, Edison's fingers tapped a few times on the keyboard.

Then, a female voice suddenly sounded.

"Super aiming deployed!" The voice is very cute.

Edison pointed his gun at a place blocked by a hillside: "The one in the water, come out!"

Actors are knocked out.

Cute female voice: "Aiming position: neck."

Edison didn't turn on the double scope: "Go to hell!"

"Aiming position: left calf."

"Aiming position: right thigh."

"Super sight deployed." x2

Bang bang bang, the enemies were knocked down by Edison.

He took out the pen and made a gesture of blowing smoke rings: "How is it? Are you convinced? Are you convinced? Can you make it? Where is our brother..."

In the middle of speaking, he fell silent, and asked with a puzzled look: "What super aiming has been deployed?"

Edison froze for a few seconds, turned around and shouted back, "Wife! Wife!"

"Eh?"

"Did you install something into my computer?!"

"I-I don't have any..."

"You said I've been busy all night trying to prove my brother's innocence...brothers!" Edison looked at the camera suddenly: "I really don't know! What are you talking about! It's like this Brothers, although I call her wife, but we don't know each other well, he really doesn't blame me for this!"

Edison grieved at the camera, and the audience in the live broadcast room went completely crazy.

"Show", "Tianxiu" and "Dihua Zhixiu" are full of screens.

Tan Miao fell into Ye Zimo's arms, laughing so hard that tears almost came out.

Edison's tactic is really cruel.

He said he wanted to play all the impossible operations of Wu Wenkai, and he did, but he used various cheats such as self-aiming, see-through, and headshots. After this fact came out, what was even more ruthless was that he said that his wife did it and it was none of his business, which cut off his way of finding others to blame him.

This proves from the side that Wu Wenkai was indeed hacked. Now, if the game company only blocks Edison but not Wu Wenkai, it proves that they may have a dirty PY transaction. If they don’t block it, it proves that their company is testing cheating Not enough, Wu Wenkai did not find out that he had opened the account, so his previous statement that "I did not open the account because the company did not block my account" did not hold water.

Too ruthless, really too ruthless.

But Tan Miao likes it.

Ye Zimo lovingly rubbed Tan Miao's limp head: "Are you satisfied?"

Tan Miao nodded: "Satisfied."

At the same time, what is commendable is that Edison's move took the up master Totoro out of the incident. He is an ordinary up master, and he can't fight against the fans who are capable and powerful. Yes, some time ago, many melon-eating people who didn’t like Zero Pill pushed Totoro to the forefront. He alone suffered too many attacks from Zero Pill’s fans. Edison stood up this time, which can be regarded as helping him share the pressure , carried the target over.

But Tan Miao is not stupid: "He dared to do something that others dare not do, and Tianle would not allow him to do, is it because of the platform's instruction?"

Ye Zimo looked at him approvingly: "Smart."

"Well, there's still some personal grievances involved." Ye Zimo took advantage of Tan Miao intentionally or unintentionally: "Edison was offended by Zero Maru's girlfriend."

"Is there another theory?" Tan Miao's eyes burst out with gossip.

"Yeah." Ye Zimo gave him a brief explanation in a leisurely tone, probably because Zero Maru's girlfriend used impolite words to describe Edison. Of course, Edison also said that Zero Maru's girlfriend was a mutual friend. excuse me.

"So, you don't have to think too much about him. The platform instigates personal grievances, and each takes what he needs. He is also joking himself. He is just here to gain popularity. He is not a good person."

Tan Miao expressed emotion: "Your circle is really chaotic."

Ye Zimo rubbed his hair with a smile: "Aren't you also in this industry?"

Tan Miao pretended to be deep: "I'm still far behind, and I just want to be a small anchor, away from the bloody storm."

Ye Zimo lowered his head and rubbed his lips against him: "Happy as you want."

Tan Miao hooked the corner of her mouth, showing a sly smile, and leaned against Ye Zimo like a lazy cat: "I see how Wu Wenkai will deal with it now."

The next night, before Zero Pill's live broadcast, the game company silently assisted again.

A trumpet used by Wu Wenkai was blocked.

Those who followed this matter were simply overjoyed.

Didn't Wu Wenkai keep shouting, "You guys are not real hammers, only when the company blocks my account is it real hammers, and I will recognize it"?

Now that the company blocked his account, isn't it a solid hammer?

Tan Miao squatted in the live broadcast room of Lingwan on time with the mentality of eagerness to try, but when it was time, Wu Wenkai actually put a line "go to the toilet", and then left the audience in the live broadcast room.

In the barrage, there are people who eat melons, fans of zero pills, black pills of zero pills, and system messages that the housing management has frantically silenced.

It’s not lively.

When it was time, Wu Wenkai finally appeared with a sad face.

He opened his mouth and said that there are two problems to be solved today, one is the blame and pan, and the other is that the trumpet is blocked.

Wu Wenkai released a screenshot and said convincingly: "Look, does this look like a frying pan? This magazine is attached to a backpack, so it looks like a frying pan!"

Tan Miao was shocked.

Who is this guy trying to fool with screenshots of this A/V quality? !

But Tan Miao continued to read patiently.

Then Wu Wenkai continued to explain the banning of the trumpet.

He said seriously: "Actually, that day, a friend of mine came to my house and used my account to show off the cheats, such as self-aiming and perspective headshots, which made me look awesome, but I found out that these things Not what I wanted..."

Wu Wenkai continued to explain, but Tan Miao could no longer listen.

He typed out "a friend of mine who blamed me" indifferently, and was successfully silenced.

Tan Miao sneered and turned off the live broadcast room.

This kind of blatant behavior of treating people as fools, if anyone still believes, they are really fools.

Ye Zimo also said coldly: "Stubbornly resist."

Tan Miao turned off the computer uninterestedly, then turned to look at Ye Zimo, and suggested excitedly, "Let's go have supper!"

Ye Zimo was standing behind him, and looked down at him when he heard the words: "Okay, I invite you, just in time to pick up the courier when you come back."

"Huh?" Tan Miao blinked: "What express delivery."

Ye Zimo looked at his innocent expression, and smiled slightly: "Dishwasher... something like that."

Tan Miao snorted.

Of course, he didn't expect that the things contained in this "like" were completely different from dishwashers.

After the students returned home, the area around the square was originally deserted, but now it seems to be a little more lively?

Tan Miao took Ye Zimo's hand very naturally: "So, you are still my boss?"

Ye Zimo nodded respectfully: "Barely count."

Tan Miao chuckled: "Then... the year-end bonus?"

Ye Zimo glanced at Tan Miao, suddenly pulled his hand up, spread it out, and put his own hand up solemnly.

Tan Miao:?

"Do you want money?" Ye Zimo said confidently: "I want someone."

"Well..." Tan Miao looked him up and down, rubbed his chin: "Also... okay, then I will reluctantly accept it."

As he spoke, he took his hand and held it tightly.

Ye Zimo couldn't help laughing, and was dragged into the video game city by him.

The two played all kinds of games in the video game city. Ye Zimo grabbed a lot of dolls. When they came out, the two of them had all kinds of dolls on their hands and bodies. Many girls who passed by saw their eyes straightened. .

A girl stared at her for a long time, and her boyfriend, who was arm in arm with her, was unhappy, so he dragged her into the video game city.

Tan Miao was ashamed as if he was wearing a medal of merit. During the period, he asked Ye Zimo's consent to give a doll to the little girl he met on the road.

Tan Miao looked left and right for places suitable for supper, and then exclaimed, "So tomorrow is Valentine's Day."

Ye Zimo looked forward and saw a bunch of promotional advertisements for Valentine's Day, and a couple of models in couple outfits were displayed in the window of a clothing store.

"Oh, Valentine's Day, just in time." Ye Zimo was thoughtful.

"What's good?"

"The time is just right." Ye Zimo answered naturally, "We can live together."

Tan Miao nodded vigorously: "That's right!"

They finally chose a barbecue restaurant. Although it was a barbecue restaurant, it was also indoors. The two of them sat facing each other. Tan Miao asked the shopkeeper for the wifi password, then lowered his head and pressed something. Ye Zimo didn't ask, and after a few minutes, Tan Miao He raised his head: "Report your ID number."

Ye Zimo reported his ID number according to his words, and then said slowly, "Why, check your household registration?"

"That's right." Tan Miao said as she lost, "I'll take you into my house after checking."

After finishing speaking, he showed the screen in front of Ye Zimo: "Okay."

Two high-speed rail tickets, the day after tomorrow, the destination is probably Tan Miao's hometown.

Ye Zimo looked away from the screen and landed on Tan Miao's face. The latter stretched out his hand to pinch his face, and said lewdly/smiling, "Come home with me obediently."

The corners of Ye Zimo's mouth curled up: "Okay."

When going back at night, Ye Zimo took Tan Miao to the courier station near the community and picked up two couriers.

One was a slightly larger box, which Ye Zimo took the initiative to carry, and the other was very small. Tan Miao picked it up and shook it tentatively, but there was no movement: "What is this?"

Ye Zimo smiled, and answered the irrelevant question: "Go back and take it apart."

Tan Miao snorted.

After returning, Ye Zimo put the big box on the coffee table, and then went to look through the sharp-edged box opener.

Tan Miao rolled up her sleeves and began to unpack the package with her bare hands.

When Ye Zimo came back, he saw Tan Miao holding the things he bought in his hand, his tone and eyes were all gloomy: "Is this the dishwasher you mentioned?"

Tan Miao stretched out her hand to cut off the tape, and took out a machine from the box: "Here, the dishwasher that was agreed upon."

Tan Miao went crazy: "You didn't say that at the time!"

Ye Zimo smiled lightly: "Now you see it."

As he spoke, he walked towards Tan Miao step by step: "Are you mentally prepared?"

Tan Miao's face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Ye Zimo walked up to him, stretched out his hand to touch his stomach, with a solemn expression: "Sure enough, I ate a lot, can I help you digest it?"

Ye Zimo sighed in his heart, the touch was really good.

While thinking this way, he silently lifted his hem.

Some slightly cold fingers touched Tan Miao's waist, and he shivered, but it wasn't because of the cold. The floor heating was turned on in the house, which was warm enough.

Ye Zimo's fingertips seemed to be carrying an electric current, causing a continuous tingling sensation wherever they touched.

Tan Miao subconsciously tucked away her belly, and immediately there was a piece of space under her clothes. Ye Zimo's hand continued to stroke upwards, touched one place, and smiled softly. Tan Miao's face was completely red.

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The author has something to say:

When I wrote this paragraph, my mood was very complicated, because I didn’t expect that this matter would have a big ending, and it was completely different from what I expected, but it didn’t disrupt my original outline very much. At most, I would mention something , will not write any further.

Also, I don’t want to get stuck, so the content after this chapter will point to other places. Please ask the little angel who wants to see it to find the driver named "A Big Potato" on WB and get in the car~