That game author keeps trying to drive me crazy

Tan Xiaomiao had been broadcasting the last live broadcast for almost four hours before downloading it.

He fought for more than an hour in that boss battle alone.

In iwanna, the villain launches an attack by shooting bullets at the boss, just like a machine gun, but the bullets are infinite.

Similarly, the BOSS can also attack the villain by firing bullets, but the bullets of the BOSS are not in a single form.

Under normal circumstances, the common bullets are: fixed bullet, as the name suggests, it is a fixed launch, which does not change with the position of the little person, it will always look the same, as long as you find a dead angle, you will not be shot; random bullet, the same reason , is to fire bullets at random, and this needs to be avoided by moving; self-sniping: that is, the bullets fired at the little people, if you don’t move, you will definitely be hit, and you can avoid it by moving a little.

There are generally two ways to defeat the boss. The first is that if the boss is out of reach of the villain, it means that the villain does not need to fight the boss. What the player needs to do is to go crazy on the boss. When the output and various bullets are used together, avoid all attacks and survive until the boss disappears. This is called durability.

The second is that if the boss is within the reach of the villain, the villain must attack the boss while avoiding the attack of the boss.

Of course, the two are often combined, so it is often seen that the BOS tests the durability of the villain for a while, and hurts each other with the villain for a while.

In the boss battle of the first level of iwannabethegod, the boss of the first level has three forms. The first form is a hellhound with three heads. Attack together.

It's simply impossible to guard against.

After finally killing the three-headed hellhound, a second form appeared again, a creature who didn't know what it was, it looked like five bats, and the wings were connected in a circle, and they kept flying towards the bat. The little man attacked.

After killing the combined bat, the last form finally appeared, the Great Demon Satan.

This one is even more frenzied. Satan is surrounded by seven little demons, and he needs to be killed before he can attack Satan.

To be honest, Tan Miao felt that he had performed incredibly well in just over an hour...

After saying goodbye to the audience and closing the live broadcast, it was almost six o'clock in the afternoon, and Tan Miao was exhausted physically and mentally.

However, he kept his promise.

After being paralyzed for a while, Tan Miao remembered the matter of sealing the house, and immediately went to read the private message, which was startled.

I didn't expect so many people to apply for housing management.

He reopened the live broadcast interface as if he remembered something, glanced at the number of followers, and puffed up one cheek.

The number of followers before the live broadcast was in the early [-]s, but it only increased to [-] after a nearly four-hour live show, and the total number of followers was far from [-].

It seems that even though he had accumulated about [-] fans from his previous live broadcast, not many followed him to the live broadcast room.

And when it's actually live broadcasting, the number of people is often discounted. For example, today, at the peak, it was only about [-], and there might be a bonus of being on the list of new anchors.

In the later stage of the live broadcast, I couldn't bear to watch him die frequently for a long time, and couldn't help but leave the audience in the live broadcast room.

Tan Miao suddenly suspected that her fans were actually fake fans.

Although he understands the audience who left...

Just as he was thinking, a new private message popped up on the screen.

"Application for housing management."

The content of this private message is simple and clear, and it is completely different from other private messages full of cuteness and cuteness.

Tan Miao snapped her fingers.

Since it just happened to pop up, it can be considered a predestined relationship, so let's do this.

Tan Miao replied, "You want to be a real estate manager?"

The other party replied quickly: "Yes."

Tan Miao thought for a while: "Then I'll give you the Penguin, you can add me."

Before he finished typing, the other side replied quickly: "No."

Tan Miao was about to answer a question mark strangely, when he heard the penguin in the lower right corner cough.

He subconsciously clicked on the flashing verification message, and saw a line of words.

Management-ZM——Application from the QQ group "Afraid of death is not a pure man" to add you as a friend.

Additional information: I am the one who wants to apply for housing management.

Tan Miao was stunned for two seconds before remembering to agree quickly.

Looking at the phrase "We are already friends, let's chat together", Tan Miao looked confused and was thinking about opening remarks, when she saw that ZM had sent a message.

"Do you have a fixed live broadcast time?"

Straight to the point as soon as he came, and saved him from having to choose words carefully.

After all, the two had little contact before, and they rarely even chatted in the group, and he had also seen ZM's cold and cruel management style before.

To be honest, he was a little scared of him...

"Not yet..." Tan Miao replied with a guilty conscience.

【ZM】: "Well, I guessed it."

Tan Miao looked confused: Guess it?How did he guess it?

[ZM]: "I'll sort out my free time and send it to you. Basically, I'm here all the time. You can hire other room managers when I'm not here."

Tan Miao: "...OK."

"However, for the sake of convenience, it is best to have several housekeepers at the same time. After setting up a few necessary housekeepers, you can reserve some space for the boss who collects gifts."

Tan Miao: "...well, I know that."

[ZM]: "Remember to set up a management group, if necessary, I can coordinate everyone's time."

He said everything he wanted to say, and Tan Miao could only reply dryly: "That's a hard work for you."

【ZM】: "No."

A second later, the next message also arrived: "You're busy, I'm going to sort out the schedule."

Tan Miao: "OK..."

Why did he feel like he didn't express anything the whole time?

Tan Miao resentfully opened the dialog with Pikachu: "ZM management is really bold..."

Pikachu replied with a "?"

Tan Miao explained: "He said that he would come to be my house manager, and arrange everything for me by the way."

【Pikachu】: "!!! He really went to be your housekeeper?!"

Tan Miao: "What is truth?"

[Pikachu]: "...It's nothing, I just saw him sign up in the barrage."

Tan Miao didn't care, and replied, "ZM's management is really cold and resolute."

[Pikachu]: "He has always been like this, have you forgotten?"

Tan Miao replied with lingering fear: "Of course I remember..."

That was when he first joined the group.

The members of the group "Fear of death is not a pure man" are basically iwanna players or authors. Although most of them are boys, there are also some girls, such as lemons and Pikachu.

Not long after Tan Xiaomiao joined the group, there was a very active girl in the group. Everyone called her Zhuzhu. She was a lively girl with a handicap but a very optimistic attitude.

On an ordinary day, Zhuzi suddenly said: "You people, what can you do by playing games every day?"

At that time, many people were stunned by this sentence. The old people who had been there for a long time hadn't reacted yet, and the newcomers who had just arrived had already started to fight.

"Who said playing games every day is worthless?"

"Can't we have an entertainment?"

"Are you sick? Use not playing games as a measure of a person's future?"

Zhuzi is not to be outdone: "Otherwise? People who play games are not all low in life, so they find a sense of presence in games."

Someone replied: "LOW in life? Do you want me to slap you in the face? Do you dare to compare who is more LOW?"

"Sorry, I'm more successful than you."

The group leader, Xiaoxi, hurried out to smooth things over: "Zhuzi, what's wrong with you? Are you in a bad mood?"

At that time, Pikachu went to Zhuzi to ask her privately—this was what Pikachu told Tan Miao later.

Tan Miao was also a little angry when he saw the bamboo at first, but felt something was wrong.

Didn't she mention herself?

Someone thought of going with him.

"Heh [smile]. What about you?"

Bamboo's reply made the people in the group confused for a moment.

"I don't play games," she said.

At this time, ZM stood up.

"He's not bamboo."

Tan Miao noticed the "he" in this sentence, and hurriedly said, "Who is that?"

[Management-ZM]: "Let him speak for himself."

【Bamboo】: "Who are you?"

[Management-ZM]: "No one, just a worthless person."

This "bamboo" choked on his words.

Most people's first reaction was to hate him, and suddenly a person who followed his words appeared, and he didn't know how to reply for a while.

"It's fine if you know you're worthless. Also, the girls in the group, what kind of games do the girls play? Instead of learning to cook and clean the house, they actually come to play games? If you do this, no man will want you in the future."

[Management-ZM]: "Heh."

"Bamboo": "What are you laughing at?"

[Management-ZM]: "It's nothing, I'll offend everyone after laughing at you for a while."

"Bamboo": "[Contempt] Am I wrong? If you offend, you will offend. Telling the truth is always easy to be misunderstood."

This person actually has a sense of superiority?

Tan Miao was speechless and put her hands on the keyboard to type.

And the words of this "bamboo" even exploded a bunch of girls.

"What's wrong with girls playing games? Did you provoke you?"

"Where did the straight male cancer come here to show off his superiority?"

"I don't know how to cook or do housework. I'm getting along with my boyfriend. It's none of your business?"

With a bad temper like a lemon, he swears directly.

This made "Bamboo" make even more use of the topic: "Look, the girls are so swearing, they are still swearing? No boy likes it at first sight."

Tan Miao couldn't help it: "Who the hell are you?"

"Bamboo": "It's all you people who brought my girlfriend to play games. You can forget about your own business, and you'll make her be as useless as you."

"Oh." ZM suddenly said, "Zhuzi's boyfriend."

As soon as this was said, many people reacted to the content of the previous chat.

It’s nothing more than that Zhuzi’s boyfriend doesn’t like games, and even his girlfriend Zhuzi doesn’t like playing games. He thinks that gamers are worthless people, especially girls, and they should learn what “he thinks” girls should learn.

This time, the entire group almost came out in full force, attacking this straight man with a pit in his head, and also blasted out many members who had been diving for N days.

Helpless, this straight man is very shameless and thick-skinned, no matter whether others scold him or reason with him, he is unmoved and sticks to his own opinion.

There are already many people saying that "bamboo is blind with you".

Seeing the quarrel in the group, and when the two administrators, Yo Xiaoxi and Pikachu, could hardly control the situation, ZM sent a sentence.

"It won't be this unexpected guest of Zhuzi's boyfriend soon, can you try to say one more word?"

Of course, this straight male cancer couldn't stand such a provocative method: "Just try it, what, what can you do to me?"

[Management-ZM]: "[Smiling] You asked for this."

The author has something to say:

_(:з」∠)_I changed it a bit