That game author keeps trying to drive me crazy

Ji Boyan felt that his roommate Tan Miao was a little strange recently.

First of all, I obviously paid a lot of attention to the live broadcast, and even set up a fixed live broadcast time, from 6:9 to [-]:[-] every night.

During this period of time every day, you can hear his thoughts, excited yelling, and interaction with the audience when he is playing games.

Occasionally, two strange wailing sounds can be heard...

But this is okay, Ji Boyan is also very supportive of his pursuit of progress, but there is something wrong with another point...

Tan Miao used to sit there and play with his mobile phone openly. During this time, he actually learned to carry him behind his back, and often stared at the mobile phone screen and blushed inexplicably, making him almost suspicious of what he was browsing. Something inappropriate for children.

But even so, there's no need to carry him behind your back.

However, this situation only lasted for a few days, and Tan Miao returned to normal, but during the period, she went outside to pick up a few packages one after another, and left them there without opening them.

Ji Boyan asked him what it was, and he said vaguely: "You will know later."

Ji Boyan didn't have any plot to unpack the courier, so he shrugged and didn't take it seriously.

Not long after, his foot injury also healed.

At the beginning, Ji Boyan said that he wanted to repay Tan Miao for playing basketball games for him, but once his feet recovered, he brought up the matter.

Tan Miao is not too demanding: "Just treat me to a meal."

Ji Boyan was suspicious: "That's it?"

Tan Miao stared: "Why? I look like the kind of person who takes advantage of the fire?"

Ji Boyan said "What do you think?"

Tan Miao sighed: "I didn't expect that I would be this kind of person in your heart. Alas, it seems that I really invited Lingyu together for you..."

Ji Boyan was taken aback: "Lingyu? Xia Lingyu? That girl?"

Tan Miao looked at him.

Ji Boyan smiled openly: "You are really my good brother! Wait, I'm going to order food!"

Ji Boyan went as soon as he said, holding his mobile phone and began to research which one was more suitable.

Therefore, he did not notice Tan Miao's slightly subtle expression.

Ji Boyan flipped through his phone and said, "Then let's go at noon tomorrow. Aren't you going to broadcast live at night?"

"En." Tan Miao responded, raised her wrist to check the time, slowly climbed into bed and turned on the computer, ready to start today's live broadcast.

Before the live broadcast, he glanced at the number of followers, and covered his eyes a little bit unbearably.

After he listened to Pikachu's advice and added the phrase "Follow the welfare of over ten thousand women's clothing" to the title of the live broadcast room, the number of followers has really increased...

On the one hand, it may be really attracted by the word "women's clothing", on the other hand, it may be due to the live video he recently released.

That is the second level of "iiwannabethegod", he used the live video edited from the live broadcast in the past few days.

It took Tan Miao more than six hours to pass the first level. In his opinion, it is completely understandable that such difficulty took so long.

So when the second level was opened, he didn't care at first.

The picture of the second level is much fresher than that of the first level. The blue sky, white clouds and green grassland greatly liberated Tan Xiaomiao's eyes that had been poisoned by dark red, and also relaxed his vigilance.

However, Mr. Mozhi quickly slapped him hard.

Compared with the first level, the difficulty of the second level is doubled!

The same is true for the number of deaths of little people.

When Tan Miao worked so hard to reach the fourth screen of this level, he had already died 637 times.

An average of more than 200 times a picture!

His whole heart is broken...

But looking at the various shrewd, encouraging and occasionally sarcastic barrages popping up on the screen.

Tan Miao quickly decided to turn grief and anger into motivation and move on.

Of course, those who attacked him with vicious words were quickly dealt with by the conscientious new house manager ZM.

He passed the second level until the day before yesterday and finally reached the boss level. It took almost five days!

He broadcasts live for three hours a day, which is a little over twelve hours, not counting the boss level.

So the day before yesterday he started to fight the boss eagerly, and thought he had adjusted to the best condition, but he was tortured to death by the boss.

The boss of the second level is also divided into three forms, first a boy, then a girl, and then an image with a human head and a snake body - which looks like a Nuwa.

The boss of this level is not only satisfied with the bullets in several forms, but also from time to time, a pile of thorns or apples and other obstacles suddenly appear from all directions or even under the feet.

That night, Tan Miao's live broadcast lasted more than three hours, and it was already ten o'clock and she was still playing...

On the way, many people couldn't bear to see him keep dying, and the number dropped to around [-] at one point.

The worst time was when he was about to kill that Nuwa when he was accidentally pricked by a thorn protruding from the ground.

At that moment, Tan Miao was lying on the table, and really felt what it means to be in pain...

But that night, he finally succeeded in clearing the level, and he was so excited that he almost cried with joy.

Some die-hard fans stayed with him until this moment to swipe 666 for him, and even ZM said "Congratulations, you are amazing".

The next day Tan Miao edited the video and made it into a live video and uploaded it on the website, in order not to bore the audience and save her own face...

The edited video is only over 100 minutes long.

Originally, this was the normal process for him to post videos, and he didn't care about it after editing, but yesterday he was suddenly attacked by someone in the group.

[Alpaca]: "@常攻大人谈小喵. I heard that you were tortured and cried by the iwanna you played recently?"

He didn't care, and replied casually: "That's right, isn't it, the second level is much more difficult than the first level, I've been playing for several days, did you make it?!"

In the next second, he added another sentence: "You are too perverted, Mr. Moji!"

【Yo Xiaoxi】: "..."

[Pikachu]: "..."

[Alpaca]: "No, no, no, meow, you misunderstood. What I said about crying is literally."

[Master Zong Gong talks about Xiao Miao]: "???"

Without further ado, the alpaca threw out a screenshot: "Here, look."

Screenshot showing some popular comments.

"The cry of the up master is so pitiful, cute and soft, and the voice control means that he can't extricate himself!" It has been liked more than 2000 times.

"I feel sorry for the up master, and I cried while playing games." was liked more than 1000 times.

"Crying up, cute, miss the day." was liked more than 900 times.

"This game is really crazy, but... Grandma is so cute, I'm a fan!" was liked more than 600 times.

[Master Zong Gong talks about Xiao Miao]: "Meow Meow Meow? What is this?"

[Alpaca]: "Your live video "This is a game that you want to die with the author after playing". Seriously, how difficult is it, can it make you cry?"

Tan Miao looked at the screen in bewilderment.

[ZM]: "...the name of this video..."

[Master Zong Gong talks about Xiao Miao]: "I didn't cry!"

[Alpaca]: "Don't hold back, I've watched the video, it's really difficult, and it's completely understandable for you to cry."

[Master Zong Gong talks about Xiao Miao]: "No...the key is that I really didn't cry!"

The alpaca didn't want to tell him anymore, so he directly sent a link: "The 87th minute of the video, I cried so badly."

Tan Miao wished she could usurp Yo Xiaoxi's position immediately and kick this guy out.

[Pikachu]: "I'm going, are you really crying?"

[Zong Gong adults talk about Xiao Miao]: "Didn't cry! Didn't cry!! Labor and management didn't cry!!! Say important things three times!"

[Lemon vowed to kill the BOSS]: "Tsk tsk, I see the word "gong" in your name, so hurry up and change it to "shou."

[Management-ZM]: "Second."

Tan Miao was about to kneel to these people: "Don't mess around with the house manager, you were there during my live broadcast the day before yesterday, please help me prove that I didn't cry!"

[Management-ZM]: "Um... no?"

[Master Zong Gong talks about Xiao Miao]: "[A look of bewilderment] Mr. Fang Guan, you can't trick me like this..."

[Management-ZM]: "I thought you were crying too, I didn't point it out for fear of hurting your self-esteem."

[Yo Xiaoxi]: "Don't worry, this guy has no such thing as self-esteem."

[Yi Sheng Wu Liang]: "[Patting the table] Okay, I'm sure, ZM won't lie, if you cry, you cry, don't be embarrassed, admit it, meow."

[Master Zong Gong talks about Xiao Miao]: "You people... are too much! Can't you go and listen for yourself? Where am I crying? Where does it sound like crying?!"

[Management-ZM]: "After reading it, it really doesn't look like it."

Tan Miao was about to burst into tears: "That's right, the house manager..."

[Management-ZM]: "Like the whining of a kitten."

The group fell into three seconds of silence.

[Pikachu]: "Hahahahahahahaha!"

[Lemon swears to kill the BOSS]: "I'm back after watching it! Oh my god, little meow, you still have a day of being abused and crying, and the voice is really nice!"

[Pikachu]: "[Like] the Great God is the Great God, and the descriptions are so vivid."

【Grove】: "My dear~little milk cat~~please don't cry~~~where is your home~~I will take you home~~~"

Tan Miao didn't want to talk to this group of people anymore.

What's worse, he later found out that live video, and found out in shock and disbelief...

It was really like crying.

It was the time when he was on the verge of failure, in fact, he just smashed his head on the table and wailed against the table, and the result was that his voice was distorted like this for some reason...

And the number of hits on that video actually exceeded 10, which is the top among all his videos, and quite a few people came for the gimmick of "I heard that an iwanna player cried while playing Moji Jun's game" .

It is estimated that many people followed him after looking for the video, and saw the title of the women's clothing benefits in his live broadcast...

Then the number of his fans jumped all the way up like a bamboo shoot, and it seemed that it was going to break through ten thousand.

Gentlemen, you must keep your word, so no matter what, you can't break your promise to break the ten thousand women's clothing benefits.

So Tan Miao started the history of clothes shopping on a certain treasure.

Then the following conversations became routine.

"Hello, I want to ask, what size skirt should I wear?"

"My dear, please tell me your height and weight."

"...179, 68."

"Hmm... are you sure you didn't type the wrong number?"

"……This is it."

"...Sorry, honey, we don't have any clothes that fit your size."

Thinking of these conversations, Tan Miao wanted to hit the wall.

It's not that I haven't thought about custom-made clothes, but I can't catch up with time, and Tan Miao doesn't like to make clothes for this kind of thing!

In the end, he finally found a dress he could wear in a store, so he bought it quickly, bought a wig casually, and bought a mask just to be on the safe side, took it back and threw it in the corner of the bedroom.

Next, there is another thing...

At noon the next day, Ji Boyan tidied himself neatly, dragged Tan Miao, who was a little sluggish, and went out.

I made an appointment with Xia Lingyu at the east gate of the campus. Not long after they arrived, Xia Lingyu also rushed over.

She was so beautifully dressed that Ji Boyan's eyes were staring straight at him.

Tan Miao was also looking at her with a thoughtful look in her eyes, which made Ji Boyan couldn't help nudging him calmly.

He whispered: "Didn't you say you would introduce me?"

Tan Miao gritted her teeth: "I didn't intend to rob you!"

only……

Just thinking about something else.

The author has something to say:

Thank you for the little angels who collected and commented, I saw that I finally added a favorite, and the little angels commented to remind me that I am really touched~ Thank you~~~ I also hope that there are little angels who like or are willing to support to collect and support ~~Big Potato is very polite~

PS: The song that Grove hums is "Little Girl Under the Street Lamp", it's super magical hahaha. "Dear~little girl~please don't cry~" is very suitable for Xiaomiao's situation 2333