Ordinary daily love with knotweed

I am an evil ghost, which inexplicably appeared from the Taisho era to the era called the new century by human beings. There are two good news, my life and death are no longer controlled by the ghost king, and my recipe has become blood.

It seems that it has nothing to do with ghosts at all, I rubbed my chin, maybe I can call myself a vampire, and I don’t know if anyone will believe it.

But when I think about it carefully, there is no difference between me and a vampire. According to legend, vampires are all beauties, and I am not bad in appearance. Vampires cannot see the light, and neither can I. They die when they see light. Vampires suck blood, and I suck blood too.

I'm afraid of wisterias, but vampires are not, but it doesn't matter, anyway, these are fabricated by humans, I just add this setting to vampires myself.

perfect.

What kind of cottage is this, I'm a real vampire!

I surveyed my new territory, caught some chickens and raised them, and drank their blood when I was hungry.

It is very troublesome to catch people, shouting at every turn, it is easy to attract the ghost killing team, and I am a weak chicken, so I still learn the spirit of the ghost king steadily, follow the call of the ghost king, and become the king of the dog king.

I took the small tablet (?) that human beings can't put it down, looked it over carefully, imitated the appearance of human beings and turned on the mobile phone. At that moment, I felt that I had discovered a new world.

Human beings are really interesting how so many, such interesting things are stuffed into this small board.

For entertainment, intelligent creatures can always learn without a teacher. In short, after playing with it for a short time, I roughly understood how to use this thing, and then... I became a low-headed person.

"Why is it out of battery again?" I said dejectedly, and casually dropped my mobile phone on the ground, then picked up a new mobile phone and started playing games.

Mobile phones are good for everything, but they are consumed too quickly. Human beings are really rich, and they change one every day.

I lay on the bed made of mobile phones, and started to play games happily. Alas, there is one thing that is not good. Every time I change the mobile phone, I can’t save the game records.

I was so addicted to the game that I didn't notice that someone had come in from outside.

"The exorcism of this curse spirit is not a high priority, why are you following me?" Knotabagi Yuhito skillfully set up the tent and walked forward.

"I see that the curse spirit is actually interested in household appliances. She actually stole all the electrical appliances in the vicinity. What is the curse spirit doing with the appliances?" Wild Qiangwei couldn't understand it. But she has never seen such a person who specializes in stealing electrical appliances.

Just as they were talking, a group of chickens swaggered past them.

"Giggle."

Knotaba Yuhito, Nagasaki Wild Rose: "..."

Something is wrong with this task.

This feeling reached its peak when I saw Erlang with her legs raised high, and Aya with a pile of mobile phones under her body.

"Those are the electrical appliances she stole?" Wild Rose pointed to the electrical appliances that were piled up not far away, as high as a hill, and crumbling.

"Yes, yes."

"What is she doing?" The enemy is already standing in front of her, and that stupid curse spirit is still playing with her mobile phone? !

Youren listened carefully, and said uncertainly: "It seems to be singing, or a nursery rhyme."

Immediately, the two felt complicated.

This curse spirit seems a bit stupid.

But no matter if she is stupid or not, she is the enemy. Youren took the lead and prepared to be counterattacked, but in the end... He blinked and looked at the weak spell spirit under him.

I was strangled by the neck, what a disaster, I was addicted to my mobile phone for a few days, I didn't eat, and now the ghost killing team came to my door, I didn't even have the strength to fight back.

I may be the only one who dies so aggrieved... No, think about it carefully, there are actually many people who are as aggrieved as me.

Even Lord Ghost King, I heard that there are times when those who are hunted down dare not even show their heads.

I struggled hard, Yuzu Yujin loosened his hand a little, but still pinched my neck, even if I died, I would make a final sound: "You must remember to eat on time if you are a ghost!"

Otherwise, you won't even have the strength to fight!

Youren and Wild Rose: "???"

I felt that I was about to die, so I consciously fainted myself after speaking, so as not to experience the painful way of death.

"Isn't this a curse spirit?" Youren was puzzled. To be honest, he had never seen a curse spirit that looked so human.

Even if it is a real person, he can actually see the difference between him and human beings.

"Take it back first."

……

So, I opened my eyes again, and all I could see were spells, and I was a very curious ghost, so I reached out and touched it, but there was no response at all.

"Wow, you look very unusual." The figure gradually came out of the darkness, I looked up, a man wearing a mask, and the one who grabbed my pink hair.

I looked away disinterestedly: "Why are you arresting me? I didn't kill anyone."

"You don't have to kill people to get caught." Blindfold said indifferently, "What are you?"

"You're the thing." I scolded back earnestly, then picked up the avatar I made up, and proudly puffed out my chest, "I'm a vampire."

Blindfold nodded, then turned his head and asked the pink hair behind him to bring crosses, silverware, garlic and other things that were said to defeat vampires.

I:"???"

What kind of devil is this?

After knowing that those things didn't work for me, they decided to take me to the sun, and I confessed at the speed of light.

"What on earth are you guys trying to do? I just want to play with my phone quietly for a while. I really haven't killed anyone, not even a chicken."

I don't want to die yet, I just found a novel I like very much, and I haven't seen the finale yet.

"Don't worry, I won't kill you, the last experiment."

Yuzu Yujin comforted me so much, I really didn't believe it at all, I am a ghost, a ghost who will die when exposed to the sun.

But forget it, fighting is very troublesome, besides, I can't beat them, so I just lie down.

"Can I apply to be a full ghost?" I rubbed my belly, I was so depressed, I had already seen myself turned into ashes.

"You really won't die." Knotabagi Yuhito assured again seriously, because Huakaiyuan is too weak to pose any threat at all, so the upper management means to grasp her weakness, and then follow Gojo Satoru to deal with it.

I fearfully glanced at the sunlight in the distance, and paused in my footsteps. Although it is beautiful and romantic to turn into ashes under the sun, I really don't really want to die.

I looked at Yuzu Yuhito's smooth and explosive body, weighed it over and over again, and found that even if I beat him, I couldn't escape, not to mention that Gojo Satoru was really terrible.

I don't know which one is stronger Gojo Satoru or Ghost King, for me, both of them can kill me instantly, there is no need to compare, just as I will not fight against Ghost King, I will not resist Gojo Satoru.

After thinking about it, I sighed, straightened my clothes, and prepared to step out of the shadows as calmly as possible.

Yuzu Yujin grabbed my collar: "What are you doing?"

Me: "? Aren't you going to burn me to death?"

He held his forehead with a headache: "I told you I wouldn't kill you."

Gojo Satoru jumped down from the roof and leaned in front of me: "It's really not aggressive at all, it's boring."

"Are you sick? I can't beat you. How can I run?"

I firmly believe in one sentence, facing the strong, you can't run away from those who intend to kill you, and you don't have to run away from those who are not planning to kill you.

So when I met the Ghost King, I didn't run away screaming like everyone else, but continued to stay in the courtyard basking in the sun. The Ghost King immediately felt that this woman was so strange and unpretentious, and forced me to become a ghost :)

But I was too useless, the King of Ghosts felt that I wasted his blood, and when he was about to take back the blood bestowed on me, I came here.

In fact, I didn't do ghosts for a long time.

……

In short, out of nowhere, Knotabagi Yuhito became my guardian. Originally, Nagasaki Wild Rose was also one of the candidates, but in the end she disliked me for being too useless and didn't want to support me.

So Yuzu Yuhito, who had captured me, was forced to take over me.

Youren wore a square scarf on his head, and held a mop in his hand, cleaning without complaint: "Lift your feet."

I raised my feet high and drank fresh chicken blood in my mouth. Although I drank chicken blood, I didn't get as hot as if I had been beaten with chicken blood.

"Yuhito, Yuren, where is my charger?" I looked at the 90.00% of the battery, feeling deeply disturbed, staring at the screen while calling Yuren.

"It's in the box on the table in front of you, Miss." Youruto swallowed.

"Hey, I'm not the eldest lady, she's just a prisoner under guard, have you ever seen a prisoner doing things by himself?" I retorted confidently, "I can't find it, please help me find it."

pissed off.

No prisoner in any other family would smack their noses like this, Youruhito secretly slandered.

Knotweed Youren showed steamed face in anger, twisted the charger with two fingers and handed it to the eldest lady.

The eldest lady hummed, she was very reserved and proud.

Seeing Youren's end, Ye Qiangwei patted her chest with lingering fear, fortunately she refused, otherwise such a miserable husband's life would soon belong to her.

"Thanks to you, Youren." Wild Rose thanked Youren.

Yourhito looked at the front numbly, having suffered all the ravages of life, he looked as if he was about to become a monk after seeing through the world.

"Don't say that, it's fun to have a vampire at home, right, Yuuhito." Gojo Satoru suddenly appeared, hanging upside down by the window.

It's quite interesting that Knotabazu Yuhito moved his eyes, if he didn't go home to find that the kitchen was burned, the bathroom was flooded, and the culprit who made the mess was still squatting at the door of the house, waiting pitifully for you to come back to deal with things, That should be interesting.

"Yuhito, where are you? Yuuhito, answer the phone, Yuren, answer the phone!"

An abrupt voice sounded, and the three of them turned their gazes to Youren's pocket.

Wild Rose hesitated, "This... is your ringtone?"

Hisohito nodded sadly, although he didn't know when he was replaced, but usually Aya also called him, there must be something to send him to do.

"What's the matter?" His tone was inexplicably vicissitudes.

"Youren Yuren, I want the latest manga from Jump, come back and buy it for me."

"Okay, do you need anything else?"

"No, come back quickly, okay?"

"What?" Youren still had a vicissitudes of life.

"nausea."

The briar emits the strongest sour gas.

Yourin: "???"

what happened?

"I'll go first, that manga is hard to grab, and if she doesn't get it, she's going to make trouble again."

"It's really spring."

Gojo Satoru stretched his waist a lot.