Go out and pick up Oda

In the end, Oda Sakunosuke decided that it was fine to make a call, but he had to wait until Xiao Kajisa was away, and he could call back alone.

As for Brandeso hinting that he can return to the original world, he doesn't care, the person who cares is Xiao Kaji Saiya.

After returning to Somemiya's house, Kaji Saya stretched out her hand and took out the absolutely indispensable crushed ice from the refrigerator, put it in her mouth, broke off the other half and forced it into Oda Sakunosuke's hand: "Do you want to go back?"

"If I say no, you'll definitely think I'm lying."

"..."

Seeing Kajisa Ya who shook her head after a pause, Oda Sakunosuke gave a wry smile, and took a sip of the green apple-flavored crushed ice in his hand.The sweet taste with a little sourness is very good when paired with the smoothie, but this time Xiao Kaji Shaye tasted it and felt that this familiar taste was inexplicably bitter: "It's just like me."

"Ok?"

"Even if you don't want to go home, you see, you will go home after all."

The temperature in the palm of the hand has been gradually absorbed by the crushed ice, Xiao Kaji Shaye took a deep breath, and when she raised her head, there was a smile on her face: "Did that guy Bailan say whether it is a one-way ticket or multiple passes?"

"did not say."

"Oh."

After being silent for a while, Xiao Kaji Shaye walked to the corridor and sat down, shaking her legs listening to the wind chimes that should have been hung up by Rangong Xinghua: "Anyway, there is no one else now...just make a phone call."

"..."

"What's wrong? Because I haven't finished eating the crushed ice, so I don't have time to make a move?"

"Do not."

Of course, this is also one of the reasons, but it can't be delayed for too long.

"Then you are scared, right? I remember you told me when you first came here, it was the fourth year after your 'death', if the flow of time is different, the opposite side is likely to be very old, or even early Just die. Then anyway, this call is meaningless."

A man dies three times, once after he dies, once when he is buried, and the third time when he is forgotten by everyone.After the third death, then he also ceases to exist.

Hearing Xiao Kaji Sayo's voice, Oda Sakunosuke nodded and did not speak. After emptying out the crushed ice, he helped to throw the half of the empty shell in Saye's hand into the trash can, then turned on the dial button and pressed the number.

Although smartphones can now store countless numbers directly by name, the numbers in my heart will never be forgotten.

"Sha Ye, come here."

"Eh?"

Seeing "Osamu Dazai" displayed on the mobile phone, Xiao Kaji Saya was stunned for a while, took the mobile phone over, stared at the rare man in front of him who was a bit embarrassed, and pressed the dial key decisively.Seeing that he seemed regretful again, the black-haired woman chuckled and pressed the horn button to turn on the speakerphone: "Don't worry, I won't monopolize it."

"If it's a stranger, please."

It was rare to see Oda Sakunosuke in a panic, Xiao Kajisa night looked down at the phone that hadn't been connected and nodded immediately: "Then you are not allowed to talk."

"Um……"

"I'm here to test you. You are not allowed to speak. If it is true, just pretend that nothing happened."

"Dialing" on the mobile phone has been replaced with "Dialing", and the beeping sound came little by little, making the corridor instantly fall into silence, and even the wind chimes stopped ringing.It's just that while waiting, Kaji Saya thought of another thing.

Osamu Dazai, the article is good, but the person is very questionable.The good-looking 21-year-old waitress who married a woman in a coffee shop can die in love. Apart from her first love, she also has a wife, a mistress, and a reader student waiter. It's just...

"This is the Armed Detective Agency, what's the matter, please tell me?"

The familiar man's voice came out of the receiver, frivolous and a little casual, not much changed, but a little more relaxed and willful.The opposite side seems to be very lively, occasionally accompanied by a few roars of "Dazai" behind him, making Oda Sakunosuke subconsciously want to laugh.

He immediately turned his head when he met Xiao Kajishaya's gaze, but at this moment, the other side suddenly stopped, as if time had frozen, and there was no sound.Xiao Kaji Sayo first raised her eyebrows and smiled, then looked down at the phone screen and said, "Mr. Dazai?"

"Oh yeah."

As if surprised, but also as if it was a panic that was forced to cover up, the voice on the other side became more deliberate: "It's a voice I've never heard before, that's right, I'm Dazai, does this lady want to entrust us with anything? But please know that our Armed Detective Agency does not take on the task of finding evidence that your boyfriend’s husband has cheated.”

Cheating?Are you worthy of saying this?

I almost forgot the law of "what is the relationship between Osamu Dazai and the Osamu Dazai who wrote "Disqualification in the World"?" Xiao Kaji Saya reacted instantly, raised her eyebrows at Sakunosuke Oda, and didn't know how to continue go down.

It's just that the Armed Detective Agency... what kind of place is it?A second base for rascal writers?

"Moshi Moxi~ Miss, if you don't say anything, just hang up? Our detective agency is also very..."

"I'm looking for someone, okay?"

"Well, it's possible, but I don't know who the lady is looking for."

This is really a problem.Xiao Kaji Sayaya quickly began to think, this candidate needs to be able to embarrass Osamu Dazai, make him unhappy, trembling, scared, and even hide in bed and cry...

"Oh, then I'm looking for Chuya Zhongyuan."

"..."

"..."

I always feel that the person on the other side seems to have turned on the speakerphone?

Unable to hold back a laugh, Kaji Sayo held back when she saw Oda Sakunosuke also laughing and continued: "If it doesn't work, it doesn't matter if you ask Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who else is coming, oh you said you can't mention it. Mr. Sakaguchi, then... oh, there is no Yasunari Kawabata, no Kazuo Tan? It’s so troublesome, let me think about it. Then Yukio Mishima? Haruo Sato?”

"you said before……?"

As if he had captured the information that the female voice on the other side could give him in a huge amount of information, Dazai Osamu glanced at the people with different expressions beside him, and when he subconsciously wanted to turn off the speakerphone, Kunikida Doppo slammed it out. hand hold.The young man wearing glasses had a serious expression, and there was a sharp flash in his eyes: "Miss opposite, please wait a moment."

"Okay... Strange, why didn't you tell me that there is still a leader? Flower of Hope?"

Head?Who is that?

Taking a deep breath into the phone, Kunikida Doppo could obviously feel that something was wrong with his partner—although something was wrong from the first "Nakahara Chuya" reported by the other party, but with the following Words, even Osamu Dazai's hands trembled a little.Atsushi Nakajima watched from the stand, he was more worried than curiosity: "Mr. Dazai, are you okay?"

"Atsu-kun? It's okay. Kunikida-kun, this is my call."

"Kunikida?? Is this Kunikida Doppo? "Dokpo Yin" or "Musashino" or "Beef and Potatoes"? No, these two people are wrong, isn't Kunikida Doppo dead and Dazai Osamu born? My phone Well, I swear with the potatoes in the beef curry tonight that these two people are not of the same age."

"and many more……"

Finally, among the female voices who deliberately revealed the confusing news, a magnetic voice sounded.Just when everyone thought it was a prank, Osamu Dazai raised his head suddenly, propped himself on the edge of the table and spoke in an almost soft voice.

"Oda, work?"

"..."

Ah yes.

Hearing the other party's cautious words, Oda Sakunosuke felt helpless looking at the mobile phone handed over by Xiao Kaji Saiya, but did not cancel the hands-free while taking it, and even pressed her shoulder with the other hand to prevent her Go: "It's me."

"...Odasaku."

"Yes, Dazai."

Xiao Kaji Shaya sat beside her, suddenly feeling a little sore.

Why did she feel as if she had lost her teeth because of the green apple-flavored crushed ice?No, green apple, green apple, green...

Before Xiao Kajishaya finished sorting out her thoughts, that frivolous-sounding voice laughed, the laughter contained the purest sincerity and relief. With a lost smile: "Then Odasaku, are you calling me from heaven?"

No, it’s heaven where Kunikida Doppo and Dazai Osamu can meet each other, but our place is hell, old guys who have been dead for more than sixty years are chatting beside me.

Although not necessarily me.

"Heaven, it's not so much heaven, it should be considered the world."

"Hey, that's it. What about that girl? Odasaku, it's incredible that you have a girl by your side."

Osamu Dazai is right about this point, Kaji Saya is indeed an incredible person.

Looking sideways at Xiao Kaji Sayo who seemed a little disgusted, Oda Sakunosuke shook his head at her with a muffled smile to express his apologies before continuing to look at the phone and saying, "Then, Dazai."

"Ok?"

"congratulations."

Congratulations on leaving the port mafia, congratulations on becoming a rescuer, congratulations...

Have a different life.

The call was automatically hung up even if the hangup button was not pressed after 3 minutes. Xiao Kaji Saya stared at "Dazai Osamu" whose number had turned gray and pursed her lips. She was a little awkward when she looked sideways at Oda Sakunosuke, but Still opened his hand.

"Ok?"

"Seeing that you seem to be very disappointed, I lent it to you."

Seeing Xiao Kajisaya's intentionally turned head and reddish ears exposed, Oda Sakunosuke was stunned, then put the phone aside, and hugged her carefully and gently.

It's not like hugging a person of the opposite sex, it's like hugging Hina.

I don't know why I had this idea, but when Xiao Kaji Shaye slowly hugged him back, she realized that the hug was actually not that cautious, maybe she was just afraid of her leaving at the beginning, because she was afraid that this hug might last for a short time. restraint.

She didn't want to run, and it was windy today, and she just finished eating crushed ice, so she didn't get hot so easily.

Just a hug, she won't go.

As for Oda Sakunosuke's breath, it seems that she has never noticed it.Now Xiao Kaji Shaya found that the reason why she hadn't noticed it was probably because she was too similar to herself.The same sea salt body wash, green apple shampoo, and lavender laundry detergent.She lived with him for three or four months, and they have long been indistinguishable from each other.

Feeling that the arms around her seemed to be tightening slowly, Xiao Kaji Sayaya also didn't know whether it was him hugging her or simply wanting to hug him, so she wanted to make this hug last longer.

As for Osamu Dazai who called just now...

"There will be opportunities in the future."

In the future, there will definitely be opportunities.

Ignoring the Armed Detective Agency who was discussing the possibility of a phone call, Osamu Dazai stared at the phone in front of him, a smile suddenly appeared on his face.

What is "Kunikida Doppo is dead and Osamu Dazai is not yet born"?

"So Kunikida-kun, are you dead?"

"..."

"However, it's very interesting."

Edogawa Ranpo stuffed a piece of snack into his mouth, looked thoughtfully at Kunikida Doppo and Dazai Osamu, and was also full of curiosity about this call in his heart.

Chuya Nakahara, Ryunosuke Akutagawa, Doppo Kunikida is dead, Osamu Dazai is not yet born, Kazuo Tan, Yukio Mishima, Haruo Sato...

He was even more curious about the content of the call and the woman on the other side who didn't give her name until the end.

The author has something to say:

Sha Ye: What I’m talking about is literature, not people. It’s the principle to pursue literature and not people.

In addition, it should be quite obvious that Saya revealed the news on purpose, and she didn't report her name in the end, old mille-feuille cake [Hello]