Go out and pick up Oda

Xiao Kaji Shaya can't dream, but on this day she dreamed a lot of things inexplicably.When she woke up, there were many things in the dream that were unclear, but the only thing she remembered was that she seemed to have beaten a certain pineapple in the dream.

It was very refreshing.

Maintaining this kind of refreshment and waking up with the pride that I am still "the crazy woman is still that crazy woman", it can be said that I still have a smile on my face when I open my eyes.It's just that when Xiao Kaji Shaya was really awake and felt the hand being held and the person who was lying on the side sleeping beside her, these feelings had been all left behind by her and she didn't think about it.

She... She didn't seem to do anything last night, did she?

Carefully sitting up, looking at the thin quilt covering her body and the face of Oda Sakunosuke who was still asleep, Xiao Kaji Saiya cautiously stretched out the other hand that was not being held, but when she wanted to touch him He stopped again, looking at his open blue pupils, he forgot his words.

"that……"

"Ok?"

Perhaps it was because he had just woken up, the hoarse voice and the slightly confused Oda Sakunosuke raised his head and seemed to be unable to find the focus, but when he saw her, there was a faint smile on his face.Feeling her face getting hotter and hotter, Xiao Kaji Shaye only felt that she couldn't control her wandering eyes at all, and after thinking for a long time, she finally landed her eyes on the hand held by him.

Before she punched and kicked an illusionist who did not want to be named in her dream yesterday, she seemed to have indeed heard the sound of someone returning from home.But because she wasn't sure if this was a dream or not and the sleepiness was too heavy, Hina didn't sound the alarm, so she just continued to sleep.

So... not a dream?

"You...should have been in the room reserved for you by Dengeki Bunko last night, right?"

"Why do you say that?"

"Mia said."

He almost forgot that she had a spy Jiyou.

"And Ms. Mochizuki, she also sent me an email."

And even Miss Editor has defected.

Seeing Kaji Sayo's still erratic gaze and her seemingly clenched hands, Oda Sakunosuke got up and sat on the sofa, and when he turned to look at her, he found that the rosiness on her face deepened a little.

It's not the red that comes out of sleep, so what is it.

"You, why are you looking at me like that?"

If you say you will be ashamed because of this kind of thing, that is to say...

Instead of continuing to think about it, he stretched out his hand to caress the face of the person in front of him. Oda Sakunosuke watched her bow her head and finally gave up. She just held Xiao Kaji Saiya's hand to her lips, and gently rubbed it on the back of her hand. a kiss.

"I'm not worried, so I came back."

"Ok, I know."

"So is there any question?"

anymore question?

Feeling the warm breath on the back of the hand and the soft touch afterwards, Xiao Kaji Shaya only felt that the top of her head was about to smoke.But in general, she and Oda Sakunosuke...

There was no confession, mainly because she didn't want to hear a confession.

He knew it very well, so he never said it, he just showed his attitude with other words and actions.So now, I just need to follow my heart.

"There is no problem."

Xiao Kaji Shaye spoke softly, raised her head and carefully looked at the man in front of her, looking at his slightly messy hair and smiling eyes, there was also a smile on her face.

"No problem. Good morning, Sakunosuke."

"Good morning, Shaye."

The aroma of breakfast from the kitchen is very familiar. It is her favorite fried eggs, bacon and toast. Toast is still fundamentally different.

Fluffy, soft, slightly sweet, and a hundred times better than sliced ​​Italian bread sold in the US.

"Help."

"Ok?"

"Telephone."

Just as his own bacon and fried eggs were being served out of the pan, Oda Sakunosuke turned his head and glanced at the mobile phone on the table, and frowned slightly when he saw the number: "Dazai?"

"When will the two sides be able to talk to each other on the phone?"

"Actually, it was possible before. I tried it with Dazai and Ango."

Oda Sakunosuke nodded and pressed the hands-free button. Before he could speak, he suddenly heard a voice from the opposite side: "Oh, Oda Saku, is Saya-chan here?"

"..."

"..."

This kind of plot where the friend of the cohabitant called to find the hostess early in the morning made Xiao Kaji Saiya really feel a little speechless.

"Say something quickly."

Xiao Kaji Shaye poked the fried egg with a dark face, and the uncoagulated egg yolk flowed out slightly. She inserted a piece of bacon with a fork and dipped it in the egg liquid, and then put it in her mouth: "I have something to go out."

"But today is Saturday, isn't it? Sha Ye-chan is going to be on duty at school? It's really hard."

Hearing that the other side seemed to be gritting his teeth, Dazai Osamu didn't speak anymore, especially when he heard Oda Sakunosuke call his name, he just let it go: "Well, Oda Saku, you are too protective of Saya-chan. "

"Shut up, you know I'm four years older than you, call me sister!"

"Eh, don't."

"..."

"But let's put these aside for now. Although I know there are scruples, I still don't want to get involved anymore."

"Oh?"

Hearing this, Xiao Kaji Shaya's hands paused slightly, and she turned up the speakerphone's volume to the maximum before speaking: "Forget it, I'm not on duty today, I just don't want to listen to you."

"So ruthless! Forget it, I want to ask Saya, does Saya know about Dostoevsky?"

"Dostoevsky? Mao Zi, a Russian, representative of "Crime and Punishment", "The Insulted and Injured", has been in prison and served as a soldier, and is an iconic representative from utopian socialism to real tragedy. The tragedy of literature is extremely high, the expert of psychological description, the interrogator of the soul, has influenced almost all the authors after him. Write about evil, torture evil, and let sinners live forever."

Write about evil, torture evil, and let sinners live forever.

Crime and punishment.

Little Kaji Sayo didn't know how much what she said could change Dazai's world, but what she knew was that since Dazai was Oda Sakunosuke's good friend, she would naturally be on his side.

Even if this philandering scumbag spends all day thinking about how to dive, why doesn't he have a good friend?

Gazing lightly at Oda Sakunosuke, seeing his innocent expression, Xiao Kajisa night snorted and continued: "Anyone else want to ask?"

"Well, it's gone. But Shaye-chan knows so much? I always feel that I can say so many things without using a mobile phone. Shaye-chan is very good."

"I also think that I am very good. After all, I was interested in all languages ​​except English at the time in the United States. I read it as soon as I got it. I was not picky at all."

"..."

Feeling that the person on the other side was speechless, Oda Sakunosuke smiled, and at the same time said to the phone: "Dazai."

"Ok?"

"I wouldn't say something like 'let you be careful.'"

After hearing this, Xiao Kajisa night raised her head, glanced at Oda Sakunosuke, and then glanced at the phone, shrugging when she thought that both sides were actually mafia.Well, it is indeed the communication method of the Mafia, but this communication method will indeed confuse people who don't understand.

"But I still hope you... Forget it, as long as you know."

"Pfft, what is it, Odasaku, it doesn't look like you in the middle of this kind of talk."

"That's right, so good people don't live long."

Xiao Kaji Saiya raised her eyes and glanced at Sakunosuke Oda, who was opposite her, then turned her head to look at the word "Osamu Dazai" on the phone screen and snorted coldly: "The disaster will last for a thousand years."

"How can you say that I am a scourge, Shaye-chan is kind to me~ What a misunderstanding."

"No, it's definitely not a misunderstanding for you."

Hearing the pleasant laughter on the other side, Kaji Sayo paused when she was about to press the hang up button, then turned her head to look at the helplessly smiling Oda Sakunosuke and glanced at the call time that was counting: "But I The you in the world and the you in your existence are two people."

"Well, I know. Thank you, Shaye-chan, I really interrupted you today."

"and many more."

"Eh?"

Looking at the 3 minutes that were about to arrive, Xiao Kaji Shaya lowered her eyes and said expressionlessly: "Don't die."

"..."

Looking at the phone on the other side who hung up without hesitation, Sakunosuke Oda smiled wryly and shook his head: "Sorry, Saya."

"Huh? Is he your child? Apologize for him."

Xiao Kaji Shayao propped her chin, and her tone was a little teasing: "Actually, I probably understand that my words are the same as calling ordinary people 'Go to death' to people who wish to die."

Hearing this, Sakunosuke Oda coughed lightly, looked at the call history on the phone and put the phone upside down on the table: "It's okay, if it's Dazai, he knows what you're thinking."

"Oh, so you know him so well."

Although the tone was the same as before, Oda Sakunosuke keenly captured a trace of the unusual taste.Seeing the calm-looking person in front of him, Oda Sakunosuke paused, and finally didn't say "Are you jealous?"

After all, if I have to say... Xiao Kaji Sayaya will definitely blow up.

Originally thought that the phone call from Osamu Dazai this weekend morning was the limit, but when there was a hasty knock on the door, the two members of the family looked up in confusion.Oda Sakunosuke, who opened the door with a little confusion, looked at Yoshika Somemiya who was crying at the door, and the next second heard her voice full of affection as if she had grasped a life-saving straw.

"Brother-in-law! My sister is at home, right?"

Kajisa Ye, who was called by Yoshika Somemiya as her brother-in-law, sprayed a sip of tea directly on the computer screen, and wiped the screen dry in a hurry. With a snack, Kaji Saya replaced Jotaro Kujo on her desktop with a Final Fantasy The chocobo in the series turned to look at his sister and said righteously: "Xinghua, why are you barking?"

"How can I..."

Ran Gong Xinghua opened her mouth, and finally raised her hands in pain and surrender: "Don't talk about this. Sis, I'll just ask you something."

"Well, you ask."

"The parallel imports in your mouth, are they really parallel imports?"

Parallel imports?who?

When he heard "Brother-in-law", Oda Sakunosuke turned his head and coughed lightly, poured a cup of black tea for Sen Gong Xinghua and handed it over, and sat next to Xiao Kaji Sayaya, watching her stare at him and determined not to move aside.

She wanted to tease her sister, but when she saw her murderous eyes, Ran Gong Xinghua shrank her neck. You must know that she never once survived her sister's three moves when she was a child, even if Xiao Kaji Shaya should not continue to practice martial arts for many years, But she understood that as long as her sister started again, it would not be a problem for her to keep one hand and two legs.

But she didn't come for any other reason. God knows how horrified she was when she found out that the teaching assistant next to the professor was a certain white hair when she started the first class: "Sister, the parallel importer you are talking about is my professor's teaching assistant, do you know that?" !"

"Wait, I said that many people are parallel importers, who are you referring to?"

"Bryn."

"..."

Brandon Jesso.

Former mafia master, Italian man, chosen by Marley's ring, graduate of UCLA Department of Physics, University of California, Los Angeles, now studying for a Ph.D. —

If there are no ghosts among them, she can immediately change the surname of Oda Sakunosuke, and by the way, change Hina's name to Nobunaga.

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