Beijing men's illustrated book

Ran Xu put a 50 yuan bill on the table, then wiped his mouth with a napkin, "This meal is my treat." After speaking, he got up and chased him out.

Fang Yue walked forward almost hanging on Han Linqing's arm, but Han Linqing had no intention of supporting her at all, and just walked forward on his own.

Li Ranxu followed behind, seeing the appearance of the two people in front, almost died of laughter.

I handed over the food I brought to Lao Han to Lao Zhao, and then quickly caught up with Li Ranxu: "You pretend to have a cold, and then the two of us can go into the school infirmary to find out what's going on."

"It's reliable."

So we followed them to the infirmary.

"Excuse me, is anyone here?" Han Linqing knocked on the open door.

"Yes, Room 2, please come in." It was a female school doctor who answered them.

In the 2 clinic, there are two female school doctors chatting. One is a beautiful school doctor with short hair and glasses and big eyes, and the other is a cute school doctor with long hair and round face. He is fiddling with the mummy statue on the table.

"What's wrong?" the school doctor with short hair and glasses asked Han Linqing.

"It's not me, it's her..." Han Linqing helped Fang Yue, who was hanging on his arm, to the chair in front of the school doctor.

"It's you again, last time it was irregular menstruation plus dysmenorrhea, what's going on this time?" The school doctor took out Fang Yue's medical record and flipped through it.

"Teacher Xiaomei, save me some face... um..." Fang Yue started to feel sick again in the middle of the sentence, but there was nothing in her stomach to vomit.

"How long have you been in this state?" Teacher Xiaomei pushed his glasses.

"It's been 2-3 days. I may have eaten something bad, or I caught a cold at night." Fang Yue's eyes wandered as he spoke, and he didn't dare to look at Teacher Xiaomei at all.

"Then what did you eat a few days ago? Your period was delayed a few days?" Based on her years of experience and intuition, Teacher Xiaomei felt that Fang Yue knew what was going on with her.

"I don't remember either, menstruation... You know, I've always been forbidden..." The more Fang Yue said, the more guilty she became.

Li Ranxu and I stood at the door of the consulting room and eavesdropped, and then Li Ranxu lip-synced with me. He suspected that Fang Yue was pregnant, and then wanted to find Han Linqing to be the one who took advantage of her and help her solve the problem.

"Xiao Su, don't play with your mummy, take her for a urine test." Teacher Xiaomei ordered a test report, and then asked another school doctor to take Fang Yue out of the consultation room.

"What are you two doing here?" School doctor Su asked vigilantly when he met us both as soon as we went out.

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Good-for-nothing man's illustrated book Chapter 8 lesson bitch

"He has a cold, I'll accompany him to get some banlangen..." I quickly lied.

"Ahem..." Li Ranxu coughed a few times cooperatively.

"Okay, I'll take her through the examination first, and I'll prescribe Banlangen for you two later." Then Teacher Su took Fang Yue to the women's toilet.

Only Teacher Xiaomei and Han Linqing are left in the consulting room.

"When did you two do it?" Teacher Xiaomei began to question Han Linqing.

"Ah? Did you do it? What did you do?" Han Linqing wasn't pretending to be stupid, he really didn't understand what it meant.

"Don't play dumb like me! Fang Yue's state doesn't look like she's had a bad stomach." Teacher Xiaomei began to speak bluntly.

"Then what's the state of her? I've only known her for two weeks. She drank a cup of coffee in a small restaurant two weeks ago. Could it be that there is something wrong with that cup of coffee?" Han Linqing looked at the sky, recalling the scene that day .

"You and her have really known each other for only two weeks?" Teacher Xiaomei frowned at Han Linqing, not believing his words.

"It's really only two weeks!" Han Linqing nodded hard.

"I'll know when the test results come out...you can wait outside first." Teacher Xiaomei invited Han Linqing to the corridor.

"Fuck!" Just as Han Linqing was about to say something, Li Ranxu and I quickly made a "shh" gesture.Then gestured and said, pretending not to know each other!Han Linqing made an OK gesture and sat in the seat next to us.

If consciousness can be communicated, I think Han Linqing will ask us frantically at this time, all kinds of questions about the relationship between men and women.And now I can only look at each other with 6 eyes...

Fifteen minutes later, Doctor Su sneered and entered the consultation room with the results of the urine test.Fang Yue followed behind with his head down.Li Ranxu and I told Han Linqing to follow in quickly, and he followed in very obediently.

"Come here, both of you, I'll prescribe Banlangen for you two." School doctor Su told me and Li Ranxu to go in.

"Crack!" Teacher Xiaomei slapped the test results on the table, "Is this what you said about eating a bad stomach? You can look at the test results for yourself? You are so embarrassed to pretend to be cute like me all day long." !"

"Linqing... last time I said I would take it, but you didn't, you can see something is wrong..." Fang Yue directly grabbed Han Linqing's arm and said coquettishly.

"I'm going, why are you so shameless, bitch? I've only known you for a few days? Did you blame me like this?" Han Linqing didn't like her, and pulled his arm out of her arms. , directly back several steps.

"Why do you turn your back on people? You don't recognize people when you get out of bed?" Fang Yue said, and she was about to cry, "I beg you for a long time, but you still don't agree, woo woo woo... vomit……"

"Your name..." Teacher Xiaomei pointed at Han Linqing, "Hey, no matter what your name is, as a big man, you have to admit it and be responsible for what you do! You are a big man, you can't do things so disregarded Do you know the consequences! Do you know how much damage to girls is caused by doing these things? Not only physical damage, but also mental damage!"

"Teacher! My name is Han Linqing. I want to say it again. I haven't known her for more than two weeks. Who knows who the child in her belly is?" Han Linqing desperately explained.

But Fang Yue was crying, and Teacher Xiaomei tried to comfort her, ignoring Han Linqing's explanation.

"Don't watch the fun, both of you, hurry up, who wants to open Banlangen?" Doctor Su tapped on the table with a pen.

"He..." I pointed to Li Ranxu.

"Me!" Li Ranxu pointed to himself.

"Open your mouth, ah... let me see your throat." Doctor Su held the tongue depressor and was about to stuff it into Li Ranxu's mouth.

"No, no, I'll do it myself, I'm most afraid of this thing..." Li Ranxu quickly pushed the tongue depressor away, and opened his mouth consciously, "Ah..."

"Hmm... There's nothing wrong with it. Are you sure you have a cold? Why don't you take a blood test?" Doctor Su is about to write a test report.

"Don't, don't! Teacher... Actually, we are here to testify for him!" Originally, I wanted to see how far this girl named Fang Yue could act, but I didn't expect Doctor Su to be so serious and responsible, so I had to tell the truth .

"Daxu! Xiaojing! Come and testify for me, both of you!" Han Linqing was almost made to cry by Teacher Xiaomei and Fang Yue.

"Old Han? Why are you here?" Ding Yuping appeared at the door of the consulting room in women's clothing and a wig. The real rescuer came!

"Xiao Ding? What about you?" Han Linqing looked at Xiao Ding, who was wearing heavy makeup, in a daze.

"Hmm..." Li Ranxu coughed hard, drawing Han Linqing's attention to him.

Then the two of us winked at him... wanting to tell him that we will help him solve the problem, and he just needs to go along with it. However, this papaya just looked at us with a blank face. Fortunately, Xiao Ding was smart and rushed straight away Come here and take Han Linqing's arm.

"Old Han, why did you come to the school infirmary? Are you sick? Why didn't you tell me?" Ding Yuping said in a semi-coquettish tone.

Li Ranxu and I almost got internal injuries from holding back our laughter.

"Huh? Oh! I'm not sick... I'm here with this girl..." Han Linqing pointed to Fang Yue.

"Who is this girl?" Xiao Ding put one hand on his hip and pointed at Fang Yue with the other.

"Who are you?" Fang Yue glanced at Ding Yuping.

"I'm Lao Han's fiancée!"

"Pfft..." Xiao Ding, you are awesome!I could say this, I couldn't hold back any longer, and almost laughed out loud.

"Fang Yue, I didn't blame you, it's your fault... If someone has a girlfriend, why are you still ambiguous with him?" Teacher Xiaomei began to criticize Fang Yue.

"Mr. Xiaomei is not like that. He said he never had a girlfriend at his age." Fang Yue glared at Han Linqing.

"Ah, yes! But fiancee and girlfriend have different concepts, right? Xiao Ding?" Han Linqing suddenly realized what was going on after receiving the wink from Li Ranxu.

"I don't care! He is responsible for the child in my belly!" Seeing that the ATM in his hand was about to be taken away by someone else, Fang Yue began to be ashamed.

"It's not our old Han's seed, why should you be responsible for it? You know what you have done yourself, right?" Xiao Ding stood in front of Fang Yue, looking down at her.

"It was the night he met me two weeks ago..." Fang Yue still wanted to make up nonsense.

"You put...cough..." After realizing that he couldn't swear, Ding Yuping changed his words and said, "Don't swear! After Lao Han sent you back to the dormitory that night, he has been with me all the time!"

"Who can prove it?" Fang Yue said brazenly.

"The two of us can prove that Lao Han specially brought her to meet us that day. But you, how can you prove that you are with Lao Han?" Li Ranxu retorted slowly.

"I... I have a certificate of opening the house!" Fang Yue found a crumpled receipt from her bag.

"This ID number is not mine!" Han Linqing glanced at the receipt.

"Tch...tsk...forget it, if you don't want to be responsible, it's fine, big deal